Massage Parlor Reports

[DWaits]

The creatively named pps spot is at 563 X W Fullerton. Put the name in google and add RM to find what x equals. I was in the general area after trying to see a big booty Latina escort. See the Latina thread for info about that experience. Since I had big booty on the brain, I figured I'd try to see Lilly who I have read has big tits and is generally bigger. I don't know the name of the woman who answered the door. She was too plain. Here English was not developed, so when I asked about Lilly the second time I made a big breast gesture. She replied with a fat woman gesture. LOL. She was yelling through the door at another woman. I asked to see her. Her name is Lisa. She told me she is Japanese. She's not. But she does have a MILFy Japanese look. Had her do a spin for me. Small doctor built B breasts and a little ass. Opposite of what I wanted but she was milfy cute.

Money and service: I did the nonverbal for kissing, DATY, and boom boom. She told me 200. No way for a PPS spot. I countered with 120. She said nope, so I started to walk. She said 140 for 30 minutes. I said ok.

LFK at first, sucked her tits, DATY. No real taste or smell, which is disappointing. As I have reported regularly in my reviews, I like pussy that tastes and smells like pussy. She was a bit disengaged during DATY. Clit action seemed ineffective. Then faked a little when I would insert my tongue in the vaj. Went back to kiss her and she wasn't down. I had another pps lady tell me DATY is unhygienic. Maybe she thinks the same thing. Rolled her over to rub her small ass a bit. Suited up for standing mish. Legs over the shoulder to create a tighter fit. Busted in the bag.

No tattoos, light Bush, cute MILF face that could pass as Japanese but she's not, small B enhanced, little ass, probably 5 ft 3.

Would not repeat since I don't repeat. Too many women to see and not enough monger funds. Glad I saw her because she's one of the cuter milfs at the PPS spots. But service was meh. YMMV as always.

FYI, the parking situation there is worse now as construction season has begun.

[Woo169]

1st time in Chicago and looking for a good recommendation for a Latin nuru. So far only CLM seem to be good but read that it's not fully nude.

[GMoney05]

Hello,

Long time reader, occasional relaxer.

I don't know much about going on with the scares but if some people still seem to be spooked.

T pro is a great spot to visit.

I rode past ozone and there has been a 5 o parked out front all day.

819 there is one around the mechanic (idk if they are having work done or not).

And on Kp there is one parked by the autozone and Red lantern has a squad circling the area. I frequent the area because the wings are worth checking out.

I don't know what any of this means but its just my observation.

But I have not been out due to the scares being sent around. If anyone has any info I would appreciate it.

Orange has had older duds the last few times I've seen but that was about 4 weeks ago.

I can't find anymore of the younger 20's anywhere.

What Is KP? T-Pro Is okay but not the cleanest. The Shower room has an odd smell and also very small. So CPD watching Ozone? They got busted back around 2019 when they first opened. If you want "Younger" well try the Chinatown Apartments or Grand Spa has younger girls. But they are A bit on the wild and crazy side.

[DWaits]

I have gone to Saani on Gunnison and Nagle a few times over the last few weeks. I know this place gets reported on in the Norridge thread but it is within the boundaries of Chicago so I am posting here.

She charged me 50 for 30 minutes. I say that so guys are prepared with 5 extra in case HG is getting a discount as a regular.

Second, there is a second woman who works there. The other woman had the door wide open was doing a legit massage on a guy who was mostly covered when I was walking out the front door. The other woman seemed to be a little heavier than Julia / Julie / Anna. I expect that other woman is doing the legit massages and Julia is handling the session with guys who want extras. If you ask for Julia, Julie, or Anna only then I assume you won't get the other woman.

[Fit312]

I think there are a few spots with this name. Which one?

I'm sure that he's talking about the place on the NW side.

[Mustashlo]

I think there are a few spots with this name. Which one?

Montrose Ave (40XX W).

[Slvgg1]

Hello,

Long time reader, occasional relaxer.

I don't know much about going on with the scares but if some people still seem to be spooked.

T pro is a great spot to visit.

I rode past ozone and there has been a 5 o parked out front all day.

819 there is one around the mechanic (idk if they are having work done or not).

And on Kp there is one parked by the autozone and Red lantern has a squad circling the area. I frequent the area because the wings are worth checking out.

I don't know what any of this means but its just my observation.

But I have not been out due to the scares being sent around. If anyone has any info I would appreciate it.

Orange has had older duds the last few times I've seen but that was about 4 weeks ago.

I can't find anymore of the younger 20's anywhere.

[Walker333]

I have been working 6 day weeks and long hours so I have been just going to tried and true places that are close to me and on my way home.

I have gone to Saani on Gunnison and Nagle a few times over the last few weeks. I know this place gets reported on in the Norridge thread but it is within the boundaries of Chicago so I am posting here.

Yes Julie and Anna are the same person. That's her work name. She is a Mongolian grandmother. Set your translator app to Mongolian. If older women aren't your thing, you'll want to bypass this place. I have spent some time with her over the last few visits and learned a lot about her life in Mongolia before coming to America a few years ago. She wears a mask most of the time. She does do the towel over the face and head and partly that is for her to massage face and head and partly so that you will close your eyes and relax. I did tell her today some guys might not like that.

The spa has been totally renovated and is very clean and looks new. She is the only one working there. There is a standup shower stall in the bathroom which I have used. The doors to the rooms are swinging doors not doors that close all the way. Each visit has been a little different. Today I got a full on, full body massage that bordered on sensual and therapeutic. It was quite relaxing and I did need a good massage.

As others have stated, she never asks for a tip. House fee is $45/ half or $65/ hour. I find her to be a very sensual and submissive woman when the fun begins. DFK, BBBJ, rimming, are all on the menu. I have had covered FS a few times. I have left anywhere from $100 to $160 for her depending on time spent. I was the last customer one night and I was there for two hours so I left a little more.

She's an interesting character. Lots of hugs and kisses and not much English. She tends to say the same English words over and over again.

Anyway. Too long of a review but you kind need some deep background on this one. She's not your average AMP worker that maintains an icy attitude. Treat her nice fellas.

Great report, as always. I would just like to add that I saw her without a mask and also I removed the towel from my face and I didn't find her sexy or attractive at all. Generally it wouldn't be an obstacle for some of you, but keep that in mind. The same applies to OD Judy.

[FffMaza]

Just met Ami for the first time. She's a sexy little spinner, hot as hell and a very pretty face. Could be Sophia's sister kind of pretty. She invited me to return and see her and Sophia at the same time. As I was leaving she called for Sophia and I got a very sensual embrace from her as I left with a ridiculous smile on my face.

I think there are a few spots with this name. Which one?

[DeepLover1]

I stopped in just before lunch today and was delighted to meet Ami. Long black hair and green-grey eyes. Go to the room to get better acquainted. She immediately dropped her dress and I welcomed her to the table. I was not in the mood for FS but I had to taste her body. Succulent tits and a very sweet pussy. Nothing like having some beautiful legs surrounding your head as your lick away. When I was done, she returned the favor. Ami is hot.

Thanks Bro!

Mustashlo, did the Ami have very high cheek bones and crooked top teeth. With that said she is still very beautiful if it the Ami I remember from Milwaukee.

[DeepLover1]

I stopped in just before lunch today and was delighted to meet Ami. Long black hair and green-grey eyes. Go to the room to get better acquainted. She immediately dropped her dress and I welcomed her to the table. I was not in the mood for FS but I had to taste her body. Succulent tits and a very sweet pussy. Nothing like having some beautiful legs surrounding your head as your lick away. When I was done, she returned the favor. Ami is hot.

Thanks Bro!

Mustashlo, which moon is this?

[HankyDaPanky]

Belmont.

Meh. Got the job done, but nothing extra. Saw the girls, anything more was a no. Rub my underwear? Wait wha??

Thin, good personality, but nah. Very happy with 6.

[Mustashlo]

Just met Ami for the first time. She's a sexy little spinner, hot as hell and a very pretty face. Could be Sophia's sister kind of pretty. She invited me to return and see her and Sophia at the same time. As I was leaving she called for Sophia and I got a very sensual embrace from her as I left with a ridiculous smile on my face.

I stopped in just before lunch today and was delighted to meet Ami. Long black hair and green-grey eyes. Go to the room to get better acquainted. She immediately dropped her dress and I welcomed her to the table. I was not in the mood for FS but I had to taste her body. Succulent tits and a very sweet pussy. Nothing like having some beautiful legs surrounding your head as your lick away. When I was done, she returned the favor. Ami is hot.

Thanks Bro!

[GMoney05]

I think its generally a poor choice to park in front of the massage you're going to pay money to do something you could get in trouble with the law for, you'll already get a midemeano or whatever, and also risk losing your car to the impound. Park and walk!

Also. Its been an exciting few weeks for the Chicago massage board and a wild year or so! I think in general, with people like billy and of charlie and others, its best to just take thair fan fiction for what it is and not take it as serious posting. Anyone claiming that much insider info is just trying to make themselves feel important, and no one needs to care which tiny village a particular person comes too or how often the women text you about their lives. Its so weird. I more or less don't give much credibility to any post that's doing these things. It might be true, but who knows, and what weird motivation behind posting it must exist. Also. Its safe to say anyone with hardly any posts at all whos writing a novel is a phony. Or people just asking a lot of questions for a long time but never sharing and then getting all internet hurt when they are called out on their behaviour. So weird.

If you go to visit these places. Just post what you thought. Was she hot? Was she not? Was the service good? Was the service not good? Etc. And post straight dollar amounts instead of trying to be so amazingly clever. I'm glad people at least stopped using "roses" that was embarrassing! But now all the L1-40 stuff and $$ 54# at # stuff when tis just as many presses of a button to write 80 +.160 or whatever. The website is called sex guide. Its no mystery what is being discussed.

So if it's your first time at A Spa and CPD happens to bust and does A raid you'll get your car Impounded because the Ladies are offering Happy Endings? Some guy's actual visit Spa's for an actual Massage and from news articles I read Male costumers or "Mongers" hardly get charges on them they arrest the MT since they are providing the sexual services. Plus do you know how raids work? They bust In through the back usual not the front and they have other cops on stand by watching the whole neighborhood so parking down the street won't save you. But as I stated I still didn't see much going on over at Orange. I should've seen at least 1 costumer coming out. Just go at your own risk. Perfect Archer was running business as normal.

[HappyGardener]

I have been working 6 day weeks and long hours so I have been just going to tried and true places that are close to me and on my way home.

Acupressure Spa is on Howard and California / Dodge. Technically in Evanston but Chicago is across the street and a lot of North Side guys go to the Evanston AMPs.

Luna has been reported on in both threads. I saw her yesterday so I know she's still there but she keeps thinking they will rotate her out to Naperville. She's early 40's, flower tattoo across her lower stomach. Small boobs, flat Asian ass, little cottage cheese starting in the upper thighs and butt. Great smile, pretty face, loves to laugh. Chinese and we both had our apps going and have spent a bunch of time talking. She comes and goes, loves to sleep, and may stay out late from time to time, so she might not be at the spa if you just show up.

I have seen her three times over the last few weeks. Saw here at the place up on Church and Dodge last November a few other times. $65 for the hour. $140 - $160 tip. 30 minute massage is great. One time I had part of an edible and totally zoned out to her working me. She was sweating and working hard to get my kinks out. Honestly her massages are worth the price of admission. But I like a hard all over massage. Closed mouth kissing. CBJ. Covered FS. Holy Moly, let her get on top and go cowgirl and thank me later. She got off three times yesterday while riding me. She loves boom boom and loves to grind on you. If you like watching a woman's reactions, she is one to watch.

I have only seen Lulu once. LuLu has bigger boobs, is the same age, and a little tighter body. 5'4" probably. Massage was ok but I was comparing it to Lunas. Menu is the same. Kissing CBJ and CFS. We did a few positions until we were worn out and I finished on top in mish. All in all I prefer Luna but Lulu is fun as well. Lulu speaks zero English

Skip the table shower. I have solo rinsed off in that room and it's kinda seedy. As is the whole place. Best to have the lights down there. I was the last customer one night and I found myself wandering around the place naked with both of them as they laughed, smoked and ate. YMMV of course.