Massage Parlor Reports

[Cesena]

What's out here, I'm in town for business for a week, feeling sore and need some relaxation.

[RedRocks1968]

So sez the fella that comes trundling happily along, sporting a huge grin and drooling, a large spoon clutched in his fist; after someone has dropped a massive deuce on his doorstep!

Humor or not, it was dumb, but I guess it’s because most of us here aren't still in middle school.

[Korman23]

It's called humor fella, simmer down.

Humor or not, it was dumb, but I guess its because most of us here aren't still in middle school.

[MikeWhiskey]

It was her. She left the area already.

Hey, anyone seen Tiki recently? I wanted to see her but was suspicious. Asked her to send me a selfie to confirm its not catfish, she refused to send me a selfie as requested but instead sent me what looks like an old selfie pic. I asked her just to send me a selfie as asked and she refused, kind of odd. It was with her new 808 number. Is it her or not? Seems odd she keeps using old pictures but changing numbers frequently. Some one clear this up? Thanks.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/north...y/156813161155

[DarkRai2]

Over a dozen police just went into 13. I don't recall the new name but they were called 13 when they opened.

Based on your report, we'll have to wait till Herndon PD posts their weekly report. Last posting was March 5th.

[DarkRai2]

Warning. Next door is a Karen who is watching the traffic come and go. She drives a jeep wrangler. When I first arrived she parked right next to me giving me the stink eye so much, that I moved and parked far away. I watched her go inside her office first as she stormed off angry, I can read body language and you could tell she was upset. I moved far enough away and walked up and as I went up the sidewalk she was standing outside and I pretend to go into another business. I would avoid my brothers, place is drawing suspicious eyes, this Karen is on a mission, she has all her windows to her office open.

I wouldn't be surprised if said Karen has set up a camera looking outward from her office window as one described "all her windows to her office open. " as well as the "stink eye" look and body language. As well as the comments in post #26705 are leading to changes or a bust in the future. Greed plus the small head talking is leading to bad things.

[OldManRose]

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...716003358.html anyone seen this Luna? I texted and she gave me a home address. I wasn't sure. Anyone seen her? She said hhr is 120.

I need a pedicure and haircut along with working the kinks out.

[OldManRose]

Since I heard the place looked nice but the younguns on here did not seem to partake.

Met by a small 40+ women who was thin and not overly large on top. This is a body type I like. If your looking for a porn star this is not your women. There was another provider who was bigger with long hair and that's the best I can tell. We went to the room and I told Olivia what I wanted and what I could pay. We reached a deal and it included almost everything I wanted but no FS but everything else was ok even some FIV and DATY. She took me for the table shower and paid attention to everything an all parts. Back in the room I reminded her she massages me for half and hour then I massage her and we see what else happens. Massage was ok but nothing special and at the allotted time started the soft touch and seeing if she could get me to attention. After a little play I told her to get dressed like me and I would massage her. Like many of my favorites she was surprised as I do a pretty decent massage. I got her relaxed and even got two cracks out of her vertebrae. After about 10 minutes of massage I moved into the more erogenous zones and she had not problem I then got my toys out and we both had a good time and I finished P to P with her also doing some hand work. I probably will repeat as I find the providers who like my style often make my one hour girlfriend experience full filing and I think there is more to be had. For those who want more up top and slightly younger providers I think the other women probably fits the bill. There other caveat is I am the upper end of the age of mongers so probably easy to please. Always treat the ladies nice and remember this is their day job just like you have one.

[BaltPro]

There are some really good African American providers in the Baltimore area. Haven't seen so much in the DC area but have noticed more white women available there. RR, once you weed out the scam ads, is actually a decent ad site for non Asian massages.

[BobJob9125]

Hey, anyone seen Tiki recently? I wanted to see her but was suspicious. Asked her to send me a selfie to confirm its not catfish, she refused to send me a selfie as requested but instead sent me what looks like an old selfie pic. I asked her just to send me a selfie as asked and she refused, kind of odd. It was with her new 808 number. Is it her or not? Seems odd she keeps using old pictures but changing numbers frequently. Some one clear this up? Thanks.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/north...y/156813161155

[IslandSchlang]

I am in town for work this week. Read other reviews and decided to drop by.

I was taken inside and to a room. No table shower was offered to me. Just undress and lay down on the table.

Massage was ok, but seemed rushed and there was no teasing during.

On the flip she seemed cautious maybe because it was my first time there and me being out of town. I indicated I was interested in more and after hand signals and head shakes, she offered a standard HE. It did the trick but I would have preferred more.

I am tempted to return to see of now that she has seen me she will be less cautious.

If there are better suggestions in the area, I am open to them, but would recommend this place nonetheless.

[RyanHarvey]

When I was 18 or 19 I would have went and spent a day in the parking lot, then post a report for all to have some intel. 20 year later being married with a family takes away all that freedom.

Just a few more thoughts on this, obviously this foot traffic going in to that place is going to raise and eye to people next door who are use to a quiet parking lot with minimal foot traffic, now the the change in extra cars and men coming or going all day is going get neighbors watching, first they will think drugs and then sex. In my old apartment we lived next to a brothal in an apartment. My wife was like so much foot traffic across the hall and I was like maybe, I would dare not to say sex. But I enough people did notice and place was shut down. Later to find it was a Pv place that was providing FS. I was so mad that I had that a few steps away from my door and I never got to enjoy. I tell everyone and myself keep your situational awareness high if you go to 998 and trust your gut.

I plan on visiting some other more discreet places.

Curious to know which PV you lived across from?

[MeatyLabia]

Why all the Asians you ask? I all about economics and immigration trends. First of all Commercial sex has roots in every country (yes, I've had opportunities even in Pakistan and Bangladesh) and is available here in the US from every nationality. It's just at a price point that is too high for AMP level service. That role is usually filled by recent immigrants trying to climb the social economic ladder.

In the 1970's it was the Koreans, followed by the Thai's, and then the Vietnamese landed in the 1980's. They were economically disadvantaged and commercial sex was available so they flourished in it the decade after they arrived. Then came the Russian / Eastern Europeans after the fall of Communism. Around the turn of the century was the great influx of Chinese (bath Mainland and Taiwan) that still dominate AMPs today.

What's next are the Latinas. We already see them making inroads in NOVA but with an estimated 30 million Illegals that have crossed the southern border (most of them poor and uneducated) the next decade of cheap P4 P belongs to them.

You might get some cheap experience with Latina. Check out. https://callescort.org/.

And if you don't mind can I ask where you go if you feel like to try Viet Pho?

[Eerock]

Why all the Asians you ask? I all about economics and immigration trends. First of all Commercial sex has roots in every country (yes, I've had opportunities even in Pakistan and Bangladesh) and is available here in the US from every nationality. It's just at a price point that is too high for AMP level service. That role is usually filled by recent immigrants trying to climb the social economic ladder.

In the 1970's it was the Koreans, followed by the Thai's, and then the Vietnamese landed in the 1980's. They were economically disadvantaged and commercial sex was available so they flourished in it the decade after they arrived. Then came the Russian / Eastern Europeans after the fall of Communism. Around the turn of the century was the great influx of Chinese (bath Mainland and Taiwan) that still dominate AMPs today.

What's next are the Latinas. We already see them making inroads in NOVA but with an estimated 30 million Illegals that have crossed the southern border (most of them poor and uneducated) the next decade of cheap P4 P belongs to them.

Plenty of Asians and even Indians are also coming across the southern border these days. US economy makes it worth their while.

[Eerock]

There was also a federal raid in the mid 2000's which targeted a number of AMP's along the East Coast, including several in DC. If I recall correctly, there was lots of hype and drama but few, if any, convictions following the raid. However, the raid succeeded in shutting down most of the remaining AMP's in the District.

A joint task force raided a number of AMP's and legitimate Asian-owned massage establishments in Northern Virginia a few years later. The task force was looking for alleged human trafficking but instead discovered a few minor licensing violations.

I can understand raiding and shutting down an establishment if actual and documented human trafficking is taking place. I don't want to visit providers who are in the business against their will; I'm sure most of you feel the same way. But let's not slap the trafficking label on consenting adults activities simply because an exchange of money is involved. Police and do-gooders need to back off.

One thing I've noticed is that there are fewer AMP's with 3 or more ladies working at a time than back during the time of the large-scale raids. That many women coming and leaving at once (and they often did years ago) drew attention, and trafficking suspicions. Most AMP's are 1 or 2 woman shops now, which better stay off the radar or neighbors. At least until a superstar is publicized here.