Rants Raves and Stupid Shit in Seattle.

[Regularity]

Darius is Fluid. Fluid is Red Baron

Red Baron is pompous and capricious.

[Facials]

Darius is Fluid. Fluid is Red Baron

Are you sure about that? I can believe the first part, but the second doesn't quite seem to jibe. I wish that I knew who the providers--providers are, just out of extreme curiosity. I had some dialog with a provider, Scarlett Webb or something like that who used to be a mod and she commented upon how catty they can be. It's not about IP addresses, it's mostly whether or not you are one of the "In Crowd".

It wouldn't surprise me. He is one of those nutty libs.

[FakeGnus]

"for no reason", ahahaha, please.

I got banned for no reason as well.

Darius banned me as well.

[FakeGnus]

I got banned over there for "Alt Handle: This ban will never be lifted".

So I just created another one. I never new why I got banned. I went from not being an alt to now I am an alt.

So I guess I am "Dangerous."



Now I don't write reviews. I just write reviews here..I guess that makes me "Double Dangerous "

The good thing is now I can speak freely about services.

BTW. Nina Bubbles. Is great for bbfs. She asked for 100 extra. I said no. Plus, no references. Just text her and you can show up.

Now I don't know how banning my original handle made a single woman safer. According to the white knights and pussy mafia I am now more dangerous. Yet...they are the ones that made me that. It made me realize to just fly under the radar there and speak freely here.

You can look up my handle over there. Look at my posts.

[GoaThillBilly]

Darius is Fluid. Fluid is Red Baron

Are you sure about that? I can believe the first part, but the second doesn't quite seem to jibe. I wish that I knew who the providers--providers are, just out of extreme curiosity. I had some dialog with a provider, Scarlett Webb or something like that who used to be a mod and she commented upon how catty they can be. It's not about IP addresses, it's mostly whether or not you are one of the "In Crowd".

[Noam11]

https://www.tnaboard.com/search.php?...8&dvb_review=1

TNA bans people for no reason. They us IP address information or claim to.

So now every one of those Pooners is an Alt.

I got banned once for having the same IP of an escort. In Vegas!

So I just started a new handle and pooned on.

It is dumb what they do. It protects no one.

Plus, the libtards in the PI section will report any conservative as an alt.

"for no reason", ahahaha, please.

[GangBangLeader]

https://www.tnaboard.com/search.php?...8&dvb_review=1

TNA bans people for no reason. They us IP address information or claim to.

So now every one of those Pooners is an Alt.

I got banned once for having the same IP of an escort. In Vegas!

So I just started a new handle and pooned on.

It is dumb what they do. It protects no one.

Plus, the libtards in the PI section will report any conservative as an alt.

Darius is Fluid. Fluid is Red Baron

[FlyingGolfball]

https://www.tnaboard.com/search.php?...8&dvb_review=1

TNA bans people for no reason. They us IP address information or claim to.

So now every one of those Pooners is an Alt.

I got banned once for having the same IP of an escort. In Vegas!

So I just started a new handle and pooned on.

It is dumb what they do. It protects no one.

Plus, the libtards in the PI section will report any conservative as an alt.

Post not to be found.

[Barnie]

https://www.tnaboard.com/search.php?...8&dvb_review=1

TNA bans people for no reason. They us IP address information or claim to.

So now every one of those Pooners is an Alt.

I got banned once for having the same IP of an escort. In Vegas!

So I just started a new handle and pooned on.

It is dumb what they do. It protects no one.

Plus, the libtards in the PI section will report any conservative as an alt.

[Ficus]

I really wish the site would automatically update birthdays. So many of them are way older than their profile age.

Those are really two separate issues. There are three ages associated with a profile:

1) The birth date one enters when one signs up for an account. This appears in the About Me page, but the site privacy settings let you hide it entirely, display month-day, or years old.

2) A text field in the provider profile that can automatically appear in the ad header. In profile_example_1.png, the profile is using the free-form text in her ads, but the profile page shows "both" ages. She may simply be unaware.

3) The age specified within the ad copy as free-form text. In profile_ad_copy.png Provider claims to be "27 years old" in her ad, but hadn't updated the free-form text box. Profile (not shown) has DoB hidden. I though this person might be an agency because they change names every time the profile becomes active.

Here's a rare example profile where these are congruent: https://www.tnaboard.com/member.php?123751-AmazingInara.

Many of the Thai providers reduce their age in the freeform box by 10-20 years. Based on my small sample size: 29 is really 35-45.30 is really 40-50.35 is really 45-55.38 is really 50+.

I appreciate the ladies that fill in "99" for their age.

[Darce]

From my understanding TNA requires providers to issue I'd when they register to make sure they're over 18.

I really wish the site would automatically update birthdays.

So many of them are way older than their profile age.

[Bobby ShafToe]

It's been a longggg time since I was last in Portland, but my recollection was that strip clubs that served alcohol didn't allow lap dances, but juice bars (non-alcohol clubs) allowed it. Not sure if something like that will happen here.

Thus is not accurate. All clubs in Portland have lap dances. Some completely suck (air dances, or no mutual touching). Some are real lap dances (mutual touching but not the kitty, maybe more with the right girl). Some are almost Seattle style (anything goes, with the right girl).

[Marko Ramius]

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But this is also an opportunity to rant about the sugar scene and how it's completely changed dating in general. Let's be honest, Seeking is now mostly women (and I mean the real ones, not scams) trying out escorting. Dating apps have lots of women who say they're looking for a SD. And it's a mess. At least on seeking I know they understand how it works, but outside of that you can get a lot further on your game. It shouldn't be called sugar dating, it should be called soft-escorting.
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Yeah, "soft escorting" is probably a good way to describe it.

One advantage a girl has on a sugar site is that they can be very choosy about which guys they see, and most of them don't end up seeing very many guys at all. I'd bet the "average" is pretty close to one guy, in fact. That's because for the vast majority of ladies this isn't very easy money and they just don't have what it takes to fuck for money. There are also a lot of girls who chicken out and never meet any guys from those sites.

There is a tiny minority where being paid to smash is a big kink of theirs and they seriously get off on the whole thing.

When I say "they just don't have what it takes", well, obviously they have a mouth and a snatch and an ass and those probably work just fine. Just that a lot of ladies find the whole thing too weird and too awkward and can't ever get comfortable taking a dick from a guy they literally just met. I've had more than one first meetup where the baby was so obviously uncomfortable that I had to cancel the whole thing.

[Mamouna]

The 3 somes are very real. It alleviates my boredom by taking it to the next level. My occasional wingmen I met here after all.

I suppose if you redefine "creepy" sure. But I call it be normal and treat non-pro girls as "non-pro". This means if they tell you "I am sore" after jackhammering away for 45 min that you stop versus complain "well I paid my $$ so take it till I'm done". Or start your introduction to them with a list of demands or "how much to do X?" Or bring your collection of sex toys to the first hotel meet up. I like sugar sites over say Tinder for one simple reason. You can find normal girls predisposed to trading a few dollars for loads of fun with no need to invest hours wining and dining them. A 30-45 min conversation over coffee and they're good to go. IF you act normal.

So yeah I'm laying out my "method" here to help those who think you either have to pay $900 or accept 45 yo grandmas or go down the pro path. Over the last 5 years I've bagged over 100 19-28 yo off sugar sites. Many students or early professionals making excellent money. For a little over $100/ pop on average. Many of whom later pop up in my Tinder or even LinkedIn feeds using the same pictures they used on the sugar sites.

Good hunting and good luck.

I was giving you shit, but not seriously. My only concern is competition. I wouldn't call them UTR girls, but I know the types that you're talking about. Pointing them out to hobbyists is just going to make it more difficult and, most likely, scare them off. I found one who agreed to just gifts and dates after a month because I treated her well.

The truth is 10-15 years ago the kind of women you have been hooking up with wouldn't have thought about asking for money. You could get them just with non-creepy charm and some basic manners, like paying for dinner LOL.

But this is also an opportunity to rant about the sugar scene and how it's completely changed dating in general. Let's be honest, Seeking is now mostly women (and I mean the real ones, not scams) trying out escorting. Dating apps have lots of women who say they're looking for a SD. And it's a mess. At least on seeking I know they understand how it works, but outside of that you can get a lot further on your game. It shouldn't be called sugar dating, it should be called soft-escorting.

Women of every age group on dating apps also have a profile on seeking, it's nuts. I recently had a 39 yo mother of 2 text me asking to be her SD. It's like that now. It is normalized to the point that in another ten years most dating will involve some type of transactional incentive. I mean, you already have to pay to subscribe to dating apps, why shouldn't the women get a cut since the apps wouldn't have customers without them.

[BackInSea]

I don't think we want the Washington State Liquor and Cannabis Board in our strip clubs. The enforcement officers are complete shit heads. They hate fun. I suspect the things that go on in our strip clubs will not be tolerated by their enforcement officers. If they can figure out a way to prevent people from having fun, they will do it. They will try and sell their enforcement as a safety measure. Their enforcement officers love to ruin someone's good time.

It's been a longggg time since I was last in Portland, but my recollection was that strip clubs that served alcohol didn't allow lap dances, but juice bars (non-alcohol clubs) allowed it. Not sure if something like that will happen here.