Massage Parlor Reports

[Billy73]

Guys I'm Leaving Chicago Tomorrow For Good And This Market Has Been a Blast.

Some Great Times Made Some Lifelong Friends And Had Some Of The Best Experiences In This Market Monica, Kim (all time favorite) Jessica, Judy.

Orange & HKPD will always be my favorite places in the US I tried to see Candy today at Orange but the camera crew across the street spooked me.

I've given you guys some honest intel on activity and bust to the point it cost me a legit GF in the business and someone I thought would be a life long friend.


Remember when you get stopped coming out of a Spa, that Cops Lie, and Keep Your Mouth Shut.

[Fit312]

If you I can text you some pics 4 total trucks there for some reason all city of Chicago.

You can post your pictures right here.

[Dbry4281]

Well I guess ill be heading back to cumberland to harmony, by the airport!

100% someone is taking pictures from the second floor middle window wide open of the community center.

But don't believe me nothing I have said has come true LOL.

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[Billy73]

The place is still open, go figure.

If you I can text you some pics 4 total trucks there for some reason all city of Chicago.

One of the trucks has Assestd Management on it the one in front has it's drop lift lowered.

I'm checking out my work is done here but consider this a heads up once again Peace Fellas off to Ohio I Go.

[Billy73]

So you think Law enforcementis is hanging out across the street in one of the buildings watching the Johns walk in. They set up shop?

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100% someone is taking pictures from the second floor middle window wide open of the community center.

But don't believe me nothing I have said has come true LOL.

[Fit312]

Appears Archer Perfect might have fallen victim today.

4 city of Chicago asset management trucks outside appears they are removing stuff.

Have pictures but won't let me upload.

12 complaints of illegal activity reported by the community center next door.

Be safe fellas.

The place is still open, go figure.

[Dbry4281]

So you think Law enforcementis is hanging out across the street in one of the buildings watching the Johns walk in. They set up shop?

Checking out spas today parked in front of Orange got out of the car and noticed a second floor window directly across from Orange wide open so I walked into the smoke shop and when I did I noticed while in the shop 2 people in the window taking pictures of the guy parked behind me going into Orange m.

On my way out looked up at the window and both guys backed away.

Little chilly to have a window wide open wouldn't you think and I'm sure with all the trucks outside Archer Perfect right now this isn't a coincidence.

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[Billy73]

Checking out spas today parked in front of Orange got out of the car and noticed a second floor window directly across from Orange wide open so I walked into the smoke shop and when I did I noticed while in the shop 2 people in the window taking pictures of the guy parked behind me going into Orange m.

On my way out looked up at the window and both guys backed away.

Little chilly to have a window wide open wouldn't you think and I'm sure with all the trucks outside Archer Perfect right now this isn't a coincidence.

[Billy73]

Appears Archer Perfect might have fallen victim today.

4 city of Chicago asset management trucks outside appears they are removing stuff.

Have pictures but won't let me upload.

12 complaints of illegal activity reported by the community center next door.

Be safe fellas.

[Need It Bad]

She is a petite girl with nice little ass and really tiny niple but her body is nice firm and has the right amount of curves for me. She was about tight but had no trouble getting it on with her. She does get really wet and likes a pounding. She is vocal and ask to be pounded. Overall had a good time with her.

Sounds fantastic. What's the link for Me Spa?

[GMoney05]

That's a good question actually, maybe now that a big hit has happened, we can get some clear information on which ones are left running.

Like I told him try maybe Chinatown Apartments unless CPD watching them also. They been busted the Apartments on Halsted A few Summers back. But some are saying try Outcalls If HKPD Is doing that option or like me I'm traveling up Norf right now or checking options In the other area's. I don't care about FS I just want A good Massage and A fun HJ / CBJ. But most real Spa's you spend $180 on all that and Orange Is like $140 for HJ / CBJ. They was taking other Spa's business wonder who snitched on them LOL! BTW other Chinatown Spa's are old grannies doing HJ like Jing Ding.

[GMoney05]

I'm curious than, what percentage of these AMP operate with licenses in the China Town area? I'm talking the FS places. I always hear about Orange, but whom else?.

Well before the current groups pop'd up like Orange and Tokyo and Perfect Archer the whole Chinatown area was dead nothing poppin at those Spa's I went to Jing Ding over on Archer twice because some lady (Julia) does the best thing with HJ and that's licking and sucking my nipples and her tongue would be extra wet. I would see her again but Orange and Tokyo has caused the whole area to be extra hot. Before this current popularity In Chinatown everybody was going to Ozone and they was always claiming to be so booked up. Now when you peep through Ozone I see like 4-5 late 30's and 40's something ladies sitting around on their phones bored. But Chinatown FS places IDK just the Chinatown Apartments they was the best option for years usually the younger hotter girls.

[DaveyJ23]

The spot on Van Buren is still just Angel. All those reviews on RM are BS.

She's still the same as ever.

I saw Angel here a couple years ago 100 QV for the most part. Is she the only one working out this space. RM has every name under the sun reviewed on the first page but none are Angel. I assume these are all fake reviews or she's switching up her name but since I'm near there a lot for meetings, wanted to confirm. If anyone has seen someone other than Angel, can you share a report?

[Masalic]

If you are looking for a more discreet spa that is far less likely to be on CPDs radar, you can try New Life on Diversey near Lincoln. I stopped in there during Covid looking for a legit massage, since I lived nearby, and couldn't get in at massage envy (haha). They don't openly offer upgrades, and even have signs on the wall that threaten you of you ask. Lily is the girl that I was seeing. I tipped her 40 on my way out of the first visit (without any happy ending), only since I was feeling generous during covid and she was all over my ass (I thought I was getting a legit massage!) She said some flirty words like, "come back and I really take care of you". So next visit, I just dropped 60 on the counter before the massage to see what would happen, and I got an HJ. I did that for a while, since she was pretty good at the actual massage part. Sometimes she got naked, but not everytime. I stopped going, since I only do FS now. I was dumb enough to give her my number, and she still texts me, so I assume she is still there.

I never mentioned this place, since it sounds like a waste of time compared to all the action everyone is getting on the southside. But might be worth a visit for those who are paranoid, live on the northside, and want a good massage with L1. And if you like whiskey, then swing around the corner to Delilahs afterwards (they probably have the best selection in the city).

Honestly I might just wait until the heat dies down, the Chinatown places were the only ones I was interested in. If I do, try anything it's probably going to be an outcall for HKPD.

[Englee]

I want to try her. Thanks for posting.

Most of the posts for this spot or Lavender sound like pps wrote the review / post. I think pps have migrated from leaving fake reviews on rubmaps to here. I would not have high expectations.