Massage Parlor Reports

[TheOuroboros]

So I thought I'd hop on board and see what the hype on 998 is about and decided to check in on some nondescript evening. I figure hitting up the place before close would be a way to get around the buzz of nosy neighbors in the office complex. I was surprised to find the place still busy with mongers. This place is just the golden nugget in VA I guess.

But I can see why, the 4 girls I saw via camera were young and sexy. I think I drew the oldest being Coco but even she was attractive in her own right, so I wasn't disappointed in picking her but I didn't necessarily enjoy my time but that one's probably on me. I'll go in to details in a bit.

First off let me get right down to it. The place is big. You have a large common room that is devoid of everything but the extensive camera system they got surrounding the place like it's the Chinese AMP pentagon. 4 rooms 2 on each side that I assume guess it's use from dusk until dawn. . 5 for the 1/2 hour rodeo and $. 5 for the tip to see the full show. Something that kinda threw me into a loop, they want to get the last four digits of your phone number so I had to scavenge for my burner number. I saw her jot down the digits on we chat so mongers be careful here and make sure you're not giving them any access to personal info. After that little bit she asked me if it was my first time here and I told her I had been by ages ago but it was my first time with her. She had me undress onto the massage table and finally my dream was able to commence.

I got a quick rub down by coco who if I had to guess was in her late 40's but as an Asian she could easily pass for her 30's I just always add 10 years for Asian tax. Long silky black hair and big beautiful eyes, big red lips. She's a looker and she's got man-made Cs but they are soft and the surgery is a subtle one. You can get a good look at them from the moment she leads you into the room wearing a skimpy low cut dress. I let her know I want to get right to business and as she's massaging me I pull up her skirt and pull down her panties. She asks me to pay first which is always a mood killer. So I begrudgingly gave her the tip and she left to grab a cover and relieved herself of her dress. Great pair of tits and shaved kitty I had her put my hat on and she began to sing away some nice karaoke tunes on my mic before I switched up the tracks and began pounding her on the table. She heavily lubed up and it kinda dampened the mood you can just tell the years of wear and tare on that P and overabundance on the oil on the gears just made junior a slip and slide with no friction and no feeling. So I was slamming away with different positions, missionary, K-9, ect. But the deed became more of a chore and I guess I became jaded by it all.

I've been hitting up the Latina joints and it's been a while since I had some good Chinese food so I thought I'd switch meals up but the Chinese, while a good dish, you can tell they're just in it for the cash. I mean, they're all in it for the green but some of the Latinas enjoy the sex too. So it blurs the line of fiction and fantasy you know what I mean? Here coco and I had no chemistry and during most of the act she was just kinda looking away from me, almost like she was fighting against the pleasure. The moaning was there however. Which I have to say, a good thing I came at night when the nosy neighbors had gone home for the day. I finally finished in doggy, but even tho I was in her, my heart just wasn't in it that night. Probably more on me tho, willing to give coco the benefit of the doubt. It's probably tough to finish out the night when you can tell these girls are in for one rough shift.

I'm not sure if every room has a camera system but one thing I would be concerned about as a monger is that in my room I had access to monitors, so while I could get a glimpse at the other girls. Some of whom I'd definitely want to try. I could also see other mongers as they left the place. So, keep that in mind if you like your identity to remain hidden. Anyway the last 4 digits of the burner phone I gave became the numbers on my spa card. Your 6th visit is covered house fee I guess. I'd like to go back and see if I can get better chemistry with the other younger gals there but given this places popularity I'm not sure that's worth the risk because it's only a matter of time before Uncle pays his tribute.

[TheBigBoy11]

Based on some of this report (6779182 and some others), I made it to 678 to met Eva, AKA Ehwa AKA May.

She is a decent looking 50 ish woman with some pooch in the middle but probably the biggest set of implants on a Chinese girl that I've personally encountered. I'd estimate they are DDDs. Big nipples, too.

Her mood was tired and a bit irritable. It was reported here that she's leaving at the end of February, and she was ready to go. Besides the attitude, she was constantly haggling and looking to upsell. Through the visit she suggested additional activities for more money, or if I asked for things that are usually covered in basic service she pushed for an extra $20, etc.

Despite that, I did have a good time. She had good skills and did allow me to take my time enjoying her boobs without a rush.

I'm undecided whether I would repeat. I'd go back for the boobs but would probably skip if she was still feeling burnt out.

Wow, really, she looked 50? I was thinking about going there last week and asking for her, glad I didn't.

Thanks for the review.

[TheBoobHound]

Based on some of this report (6779182 and some others), I made it to 678 to met Eva, AKA Ehwa AKA May.

She is a decent looking 50 ish woman with some pooch in the middle but probably the biggest set of implants on a Chinese girl that I've personally encountered. I'd estimate they are DDDs. Big nipples, too.

Her mood was tired and a bit irritable. It was reported here that she's leaving at the end of February, and she was ready to go. Besides the attitude, she was constantly haggling and looking to upsell. Through the visit she suggested additional activities for more money, or if I asked for things that are usually covered in basic service she pushed for an extra $20, etc.

Despite that, I did have a good time. She had good skills and did allow me to take my time enjoying her boobs without a rush.

I'm undecided whether I would repeat. I'd go back for the boobs but would probably skip if she was still feeling burnt out.

[Pbarber307]

Some senior members might remember Kinsey, who operates from her apartment near Tysons. There were some review and discussion about her 2 years ago, and I have not seen any post about her lately.

She initially offered only milk table services, which is essentially body rub + NOVA, and she did took her dress off during the massage. I remember the rate was around 200 or 250.

Later she started offering companionship service. I have not tried this, but I believe it is non-GFE FS based on some discussion I had, and I think the rate was around 400 or 450.

Out of curiosity, I checked her website today. The price now is 700 for milk table and 800 for companionship. I have been surprised by how much mongers in DMV area is willing to pay up, and I keep getting surprised as these rate keep going up.

https://www.meetkinsey.com

Seven hundred greenbacks for an upside down handjob? Some people on here gripe if you tipped $20 too much at an AMP. Sheesh.

[MeatyLabia]

Going bare when theses girls are high volume providers are crazy. Why'all don't get scared LOL just another for me stay away from there.

Recently took the plunge and tried FHOH. When I asked who was available during the time I requested, the booker listed a bunch of names I didn't recognize, but did say Cecilia, so I went with her since she's reviewed.

Physically, she's a Latina mom in her 30's. C-section scar, but otherwise body is decent, I'd say a 7. Not chubby, but not slim and toned either.

Front desk lady took my room fee and led me to the room, then Cecilia walks in and shuts the door. She at first offers a handshake but I move in close and hug her, trying to establish what I'm looking for by being forward. I try to kiss her, but she turns her head, and I'm a bit worried this is going to lead to a bad experience down the road, but I stuck with it. Undressed and laid down on the table, she starts a massage. When she comes up to the head of the table and starts my shoulders, I reach up and cup her ass with both hands. At this point, she asks "You give good tip?" I said sure, I have another $120 on me, starting the negotiations. Eventually we settle on $160. She then asks if I have a condom, and when I say I don't, she says she doesn't have one either. I ask her of that's a problem, and she says nothing, just climbs on the table with me and starts stroking.

Long story short, we do multiple positions bare, along with mutual oral. She's not into greek if that's your thing. She says she came twice, I'm not positive. A warning, after the session she'll spray you with alcohol. It got into my urethra and burned a bit, next time I'll warn her against spraying my junk..

Thanks for telling me the truth. I frequently go DATY/ DATO so I hate seeing provider offering BBFS. And I don't think you were the first one of the day she went for it. Good luck dude.

[Max #01]

There was also Eurospa on Georgia and Kona in Bethesda before Mc started cracking down. I met a lady in Bethesda a couple years ago who said she worked at Eurospa but I didn't remember her from there.

I remember Eurospa as well. As I recall, it was in the building right on the corner where 16th St split off from Georgia. The weirdest thing was that there was a preschool / daycare in the same building. I remember a Russian girl with bolt-ons. I don't recall ever getting more than a HJ there.

[PuntaJaco43]

I haven't contributed much lately; haven't been mongering because my lower back has been killing me ever since I bedded my former ATF at Eastern spa and foot. It was a wild session (I wrote about it) and now I am paying the price. My body just hasn't been the same and I'm not in the right mood. Last Saturday I decided to pay a visit to QQ-1 on Grovedale, Located in Franconia. I needed a real massage to get the kinks out and of course – there would be no funny business at this establishment as some of you are already aware. They were very busy when I visited; I was asked to return twice as the providers were not quite finished with their previous client. On my third attempt Ada welcomed me in as she was running a credit card for a female client. I sat down and waited and chatted with a fairly attractive civilian who was praising Ada's massage technique.

Once Ada stripped and re-fitted the table, she asked me to come in, undress and get comfortable. Now I usually don't do massage; I almost always start with playtime and then finish up with a rub and conversation. This time though I needed to get my back straightened out and this is the place to do so, forget the Chiropractor. Ada is a CMT, no question about it. I booked a ½ hour at $60; $80 for the hour and yes, they have raised their prices. It was brutal, she rubbed and pulled and bent me in all directions. She told me that she could tell by my muscle constrictions that I was skewed. Anyhow after all was said and done, I felt much better, but I wasn't 100%, so decided to return on two more occasions this week for an hour session. Friends, it was superb. I feel like taking on the world. For those of you that have lower back problems you may know what I am talking about.

Ada is a great gal, not bad looking, probably 40 with a nice athletic body. She served her purpose. On Saturday when leaving there were 4 gals on the floor: Ginny the manager, a young thicker gala and then a very pretty younger masseuse working out of the room to the right. The place is small with 3 massage rooms. Not sure why so many providers but obviously they are busy.

To conclude: I know that this forum is reserved for reviews on procuring a massage plus p*ssy stories, but I thought I would throw this in if any of my fellow mongers are looking for a great massage.

Gentleman always do better with the ladies.

Regards.

PJ.

[PuntaJaco43]

Recently took the plunge and tried FHOH. When I asked who was available during the time I requested, the booker listed a bunch of names I didn't recognize, but did say Cecilia, so I went with her since she's reviewed.

Physically, she's a Latina mom in her 30's. C-section scar, but otherwise body is decent, I'd say a 7. Not chubby, but not slim and toned either.

Front desk lady took my room fee and led me to the room, then Cecilia walks in and shuts the door. She at first offers a handshake but I move in close and hug her, trying to establish what I'm looking for by being forward. I try to kiss her, but she turns her head, and I'm a bit worried this is going to lead to a bad experience down the road, but I stuck with it. Undressed and laid down on the table, she starts a massage. When she comes up to the head of the table and starts my shoulders, I reach up and cup her ass with both hands. At this point, she asks "You give good tip?" I said sure, I have another $120 on me, starting the negotiations. Eventually we settle on $160. She then asks if I have a condom, and when I say I don't, she says she doesn't have one either. I ask her of that's a problem, and she says nothing, just climbs on the table with me and starts stroking.

Long story short, we do multiple positions bare, along with mutual oral. She's not into greek if that's your thing. She says she came twice, I'm not positive. A warning, after the session she'll spray you with alcohol. It got into my urethra and burned a bit, next time I'll warn her against spraying my junk.

Overall, good session, although I prefer younger women. Might try Alejandra next, but I'm a bit scared. When I was leaving the office and waiting for elevator, one of the girls walks out and goes to the bathroom. Middle-aged woman with black hair, and when she turned she had basketballs stuck to her thighs for ass cheeks. Totally disgusting, and also if she's Alejandra, I'm scared my dick won't even reach past those cheeks and get inside her in doggie. Must be 9 inches or longer to ride LOL.

Going bare when theses girls are high volume providers are crazy. Why'all don't get scared LOL just another for me stay away from there.

I spent 15 years mongering in Costa Rica in a town called Jaco. I traveled there for business 4 to 5 times a year and got to know the girls and the customs. On any given day, but especially on Fridays, there would be as many as 100 gals congregating around this open bar, beach side alongside a large pool. The gals came from all over: Columbian, Costa Rica, Dominican, Venezuela and Nicaragua. The girls ranged from 18-32 years of age. Some were almost model-like and always decked out like they were going to a prom; the most beautiful girls you would ever want to see. You could F**k one for $100-150 for an hour. In all that time, working through probably some 30-40 girls I never, ever, was able to pound one raw nor would they provide a BBBJ. It was a written rule of the trade. These were poor women, but they knew better; their lively hood was influenced by it.

Now of course I did form many close relationships while there and it would take me a week of winning and dining before I could get a gal to give it up raw. Once they got to know me it was a different experience but that's what it took.

Anyhow I don't see Latina's anymore; I had my fill and once I met my first Asian 5 years ago, I was hooked but my experience with these gals is the same. I can get a BBFS from an Asian once they get to know me, but it's not that easy. You have to work for it, but the prize is always special if you wait long enough.

Regards.

PJ.

[Tom McAn]

I am sure we all remember our first AMP experience. For me it was Downtown Spa (1018 Vermont Ave) tucked up on the fourth floor above a restaurant. The ad reads, "Nr. 15th St. Btwn. K & L. Washington 10 am 2 am," and the ladies were great. I have no recollection of DC before Mayor-for-life (Marion Barry), but once he left office it was Mayor Anthony Williams' (the bowtie) P and B Abatement Act of 2004 that ruined this valuable service for us. Some young guys collected baseball cars, for me it was keeping track of each new AMP that popped-up in the Washington Post. The Adult Services section of the CityPaper was a good source too. Located on the back pages of such local papers, this is where we got the terms BackPage and BedPage.

There was also a federal raid in the mid 2000's which targeted a number of AMP's along the East Coast, including several in DC. If I recall correctly, there was lots of hype and drama but few, if any, convictions following the raid. However, the raid succeeded in shutting down most of the remaining AMP's in the District.

A joint task force raided a number of AMP's and legitimate Asian-owned massage establishments in Northern Virginia a few years later. The task force was looking for alleged human trafficking but instead discovered a few minor licensing violations.

I can understand raiding and shutting down an establishment if actual and documented human trafficking is taking place. I don't want to visit providers who are in the business against their will; I'm sure most of you feel the same way. But let's not slap the trafficking label on consenting adults activities simply because an exchange of money is involved. Police and do-gooders need to back off.

[DanteDk07]

I Search the number and got this picture in the ads.

That is not her. On her ads, she doesn't post real photos of her.

[Pornstar2022]

Recently took the plunge and tried FHOH. When I asked who was available during the time I requested, the booker listed a bunch of names I didn't recognize, but did say Cecilia, so I went with her since she's reviewed.

Physically, she's a Latina mom in her 30's. C-section scar, but otherwise body is decent, I'd say a 7. Not chubby, but not slim and toned either.

Front desk lady took my room fee and led me to the room, then Cecilia walks in and shuts the door. She at first offers a handshake but I move in close and hug her, trying to establish what I'm looking for by being forward. I try to kiss her, but she turns her head, and I'm a bit worried this is going to lead to a bad experience down the road, but I stuck with it. Undressed and laid down on the table, she starts a massage. When she comes up to the head of the table and starts my shoulders, I reach up and cup her ass with both hands. At this point, she asks "You give good tip?" I said sure, I have another $120 on me, starting the negotiations. Eventually we settle on $160. She then asks if I have a condom, and when I say I don't, she says she doesn't have one either. I ask her of that's a problem, and she says nothing, just climbs on the table with me and starts stroking.

Long story short, we do multiple positions bare, along with mutual oral. She's not into greek if that's your thing. She says she came twice, I'm not positive. A warning, after the session she'll spray you with alcohol. It got into my urethra and burned a bit, next time I'll warn her against spraying my junk.

Overall, good session, although I prefer younger women. Might try Alejandra next, but I'm a bit scared. When I was leaving the office and waiting for elevator, one of the girls walks out and goes to the bathroom. Middle-aged woman with black hair, and when she turned she had basketballs stuck to her thighs for ass cheeks. Totally disgusting, and also if she's Alejandra, I'm scared my dick won't even reach past those cheeks and get inside her in doggie. Must be 9 inches or longer to ride LOL.

Going bare when theses girls are high volume providers are crazy. Why'all don't get scared LOL just another for me stay away from there.

[Pornstar2022]

I Search the number and got this picture in the ads.

[Kijimuna]

Recently took the plunge and tried FHOH. When I asked who was available during the time I requested, the booker listed a bunch of names I didn't recognize, but did say Cecilia, so I went with her since she's reviewed.

Physically, she's a Latina mom in her 30's. C-section scar, but otherwise body is decent, I'd say a 7. Not chubby, but not slim and toned either.

Front desk lady took my room fee and led me to the room, then Cecilia walks in and shuts the door. She at first offers a handshake but I move in close and hug her, trying to establish what I'm looking for by being forward. I try to kiss her, but she turns her head, and I'm a bit worried this is going to lead to a bad experience down the road, but I stuck with it. Undressed and laid down on the table, she starts a massage. When she comes up to the head of the table and starts my shoulders, I reach up and cup her ass with both hands. At this point, she asks "You give good tip?" I said sure, I have another $120 on me, starting the negotiations. Eventually we settle on $160. She then asks if I have a condom, and when I say I don't, she says she doesn't have one either. I ask her of that's a problem, and she says nothing, just climbs on the table with me and starts stroking.

Long story short, we do multiple positions bare, along with mutual oral. She's not into greek if that's your thing. She says she came twice, I'm not positive. A warning, after the session she'll spray you with alcohol. It got into my urethra and burned a bit, next time I'll warn her against spraying my junk.

Overall, good session, although I prefer younger women. Might try Alejandra next, but I'm a bit scared. When I was leaving the office and waiting for elevator, one of the girls walks out and goes to the bathroom. Middle-aged woman with black hair, and when she turned she had basketballs stuck to her thighs for ass cheeks. Totally disgusting, and also if she's Alejandra, I'm scared my dick won't even reach past those cheeks and get inside her in doggie. Must be 9 inches or longer to ride LOL.

That's Alejandra for sure.

[DanteDk07]

Crystal is at one therapy in woodbridge for a week. I hear she has massive dd plus boobs. Her number is 2092713723. I heard she is expensive- charges $200 for 30 min (but this includes full service). Please tell me how her boobs are. I haven't seen them. And tell me how the full service is.

You guys owe me for this!! I was tired of you guys ignoring me all the time.

[BenDiesel30]

Recently took the plunge and tried FHOH. When I asked who was available during the time I requested, the booker listed a bunch of names I didn't recognize, but did say Cecilia, so I went with her since she's reviewed.

Physically, she's a Latina mom in her 30's. C-section scar, but otherwise body is decent, I'd say a 7. Not chubby, but not slim and toned either.

Front desk lady took my room fee and led me to the room, then Cecilia walks in and shuts the door. She at first offers a handshake but I move in close and hug her, trying to establish what I'm looking for by being forward. I try to kiss her, but she turns her head, and I'm a bit worried this is going to lead to a bad experience down the road, but I stuck with it. Undressed and laid down on the table, she starts a massage. When she comes up to the head of the table and starts my shoulders, I reach up and cup her ass with both hands. At this point, she asks "You give good tip?" I said sure, I have another $120 on me, starting the negotiations. Eventually we settle on $160. She then asks if I have a condom, and when I say I don't, she says she doesn't have one either. I ask her of that's a problem, and she says nothing, just climbs on the table with me and starts stroking.

Long story short, we do multiple positions bare, along with mutual oral. She's not into greek if that's your thing. She says she came twice, I'm not positive. A warning, after the session she'll spray you with alcohol. It got into my urethra and burned a bit, next time I'll warn her against spraying my junk..

Yep that's Alexandra's stank ass, may e she's dooshed since last time but made the whole room smell like fish ugh.