Massage Parlor Reports

[StevenAA]

Called again today, this time no dude answered, so I dropped by. CoCo greets me, and boy, is she stunning. Very, very pretty and surely between 22 and 27. Very sweet, girl next door type. Very good massage. She put some effort into it. I'm looking forward to the flip just so I can see her eyes again. Flip time, she asks what I want, FS and DATY. No negotiation, Tipped 1. 6. I had a great time.

[WaRubMonger]

Sorry, I'm new. Where can I find out more about her to see if I'm interested?

Thanks!

Check here.

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...Parlor-Reports

[Evan2047]

For all of you loyal followers of Sophia, she is doing a limited engagement at Lilys on Lake city Way for March.

Sorry, I'm new. Where can I find out more about her to see if I'm interested?

Thanks!

[AvereageQ]

It's comical that almost everywhere this lady works is by a Fred Myers.

I haven't gone to see her for myself but I did get notice of her current location. And now that you mention it, it's true. That's a funny coincidence.

[LongHauler69]

For all of you loyal followers of Sophia, she is doing a limited engagement at Lilys on Lake city Way for March. You guys know how fast she moves so don't delay or you may find that she has headed back to Bellingham. I got lucky and caught up with her this afternoon. She's still as hot as ever. I really hope to see her several more times before she is gone again. I have never been to this place before. It's actually pretty nice inside and just north of a Fred Myers. It's comical that almost everywhere this lady works is by a Fred Myers.

[GettingYounger]

Definitely check out Helen too. She's younger and super cute. She gave me a great massage today. Both therapeutic and sensual.

She's smaller too. When she's on top stretching and kneading you using her toes and knees and elbows it feels amazing.

Went based on a reco from here that both providers are good masseuses.

Standard house fee + .6.

Saw Mandy, it wasn't very therapeutic which I often like, but reasonably don't expect from an AMP. It was good from the "sensual" standpoint and relative to many AMPs. Decent ending. Asked Mandy about extras, she said "she didn't. Someone else there certainly does as one of you came in, had a not very quiet "massage" next door, and then left in a fairly quick visit.

All in all, I'd give it a 3.5/5. I left feeling relaxed, mission accomplished, but it wasn't anything special.

If anyone has other AMP recommendations that match some of the solid (but pricier) TNA providers, I'm all ears. Not looking for FS. It feels like the options are AMPs for decent enough & cheaper, or TNA providers for double the cost but only a partially better experience.

[Tonguing]

Flagged for removal. That didn't take long.

A quick perusal of the wellness ads on CL and there are a lot of potential UTR ads here. For example, the image and the description of lash extensions don't exactly match up: https://seattle.craigslist.org/see/h...722756564.html I reached out and they said $40 deposit required, which is a pass for me.

Several other coded ads on there as well.

If anyone TOFTT, please share!

[RustyWebfFoot]

There's a new place called Lisa Massage at 140th and Aurora. That building was a funeral home until recently. I'm fascinated and terrified to check it out and see what they did with the place. I assume as a funeral parlor they had small "viewing rooms" that you would go in to see your dead loved one in their casket. They would make perfect little private rooms for a massage.

I'm a little too weirded out to go try it, but I'm really curious to read your reports.

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Great bar in former funeral home. Previously called The Pine Box.

[Regularity]

There's a new place called Lisa Massage at 140th and Aurora. That building was a funeral home until recently. I'm fascinated and terrified to check it out and see what they did with the place. I assume as a funeral parlor they had small "viewing rooms" that you would go in to see your dead loved one in their casket. They would make perfect little private rooms for a massage.

I'm a little too weirded out to go try it, but I'm really curious to read your reports.

Visiting the place should be fine. As long as you have privacy, reasonable cleanliness and a roof that keeps the rain off your head, it doesn't matter what happened within the walls of the building previously. There's even a place in Federal Way where you can get a massage in an old bank vault.

[PoonHunter2]

There's a new place called Lisa Massage at 140th and Aurora. That building was a funeral home until recently. I'm fascinated and terrified to check it out and see what they did with the place. I assume as a funeral parlor they had small "viewing rooms" that you would go in to see your dead loved one in their casket. They would make perfect little private rooms for a massage.

I'm a little too weirded out to go try it, but I'm really curious to read your reports.

[JKLFisher]

If you don't know already, WeChat is your next-level step in AMP-ing. When you enjoy a provider, you connect with them on WeChat, then text them to find out where they are when you want to see them. Sure, many move out of the region, but most don't, and just rotate across a few spas every month or so.

Pro tip: you can register for WeChat with your real number (required, no burner text apps work), then switch your number after you're registered to your burner #.

Be aware, you need to be authenticated by a Chinese citizen to get registered, and they are only (usually) allowed to authenticate one person per day.

Every time I pull it up, the providers do not hesitate to provide their contact info. It's essentially a Facebook for China, but also associated with dating / fucking around. Like Snapchat, but not actually like Snapchat. Just saying that's how it's viewed.

I find the auto translate feature useful. They can text you in Chinese and their text will automatically translate their message into English.

It is very useful when traveling in China. Sometimes the Chinese Security Service will block certain features of other platforms.

Another useful feature is being able to connect with them either by voice or video, whether they are in China or elsewhere. You bypass cellphone charges.

[ScotchYoke]

No phone was listed but pretty clear what was available.

Wish I could have seen it before it got taken down.

[Kicker420]

No phone was listed but pretty clear what was available.

Similar post across the country at the same time, wouldn't get your hopes up https://philadelphia.craigslist.org/...722425367.html.

[WaRubMonger]

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No phone was listed but pretty clear what was available.

[ScotchYoke]

CL post.

https://seattle.craigslist.org/see/h...722426118.html

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