Massage Parlor Reports

[SmileySam]

Which are his places? Can you list so I can know to avoid. DM if it's easier.

It is a shit show now but not much you can do. Fake reviews are easy to spot. At least I know where not to go.

[BringBackBp]

Stopped by 819 it was Monica's Day Off but she was at the spa dress only in a T shirt.

Another cute Asian spinner with blonde highlights on the couch.

And wondering to the shower saw a tall white girl kinda threw me for a loop. She looks like she can wrestle with the best of us.

As always amazing visit. For you Newbs Monica leaves the night of the 29th if you haven't tried her I highly recommend the earlier the better if you catch her at night she is probably tired -.

Have to repeat with the Asian spinner this weekend.

Asian spinner? Who are you talking about? There are only 2 girls at 819 since Suyi left in the middle of the week.

[Fantastico]

Decided to give Zara a try and she is as good as advertised, by far the hottest provider I have come across in the Midwest. Only negative is how expensive she is but if you have extra $ I would recommend giving her a try, I doubt a beauty like that will last long. Either get wifed up or hit a better market like Vegas. Now I know I will get shit for this but I paid $$$50 for CBJ. I asked for FS but she said she doesn't do that on first appointment? I know her rate is around 5 for FS. To be honest usually I would never pay that much for just CBJ but I already paid 220 house fee so I just said fuck it but IMO it was actually worth it. Very good service and wouldn't repeat for CBJ but will definitely try FS soon. Just can't justify paying that much in twice in such short period.

Zara is a rare combo of sweet and sexy and she definitely aims to please!

Sidenote please comment or pm if you have seen any of the latinas at CLM.

In addition to Zara, I've seen Suzie, Bella, Hanna, Danielle and Salma (not sure if she's a Latina tho).

Suzie. Caucasian appearing Puerto Rican. Curvy man made butt. Decent size tits, not big but not flat. Heavily tattooed. Slightly above average face but not stunning or anything to write home about imo. Didn't offer FS (others have reported it was offered) but BJ only for me. BJ was bare for me but others have reported only covered. YMMV. Personally don't recommend as BJ was not good and I didn't really like her attitude. But again others have reported great experiences before which is why I tried her out. Could've been an off day but I didn't repeat. $100 for BJ.

Bella. Pretty sure she is Mexican but I could be wrong. Either way that's what she looks like. Cute enough face but chubby body. High quality sloppy bbj. I definitely enjoyed her and she has a good personality even tho her look is not my ideal. Charged $50 for CBJ and $150 for bbj.

Hanna and Danielle. Both are chubby Latinas similar to Bella but nicer, curvier asses. Both had cute faces but kept tummies covered as they were not flat. I only did L1 with these providers as they only offered CBJ. Both offered FS for $200. Hanna initially asked for $400 but then agreed to $200. Oh and Danielle does offer idk if it's LFK or DFK. I'm not really into this but she initiated kissing while giving HJ.

Salma. Pretty face and long thin frame. Definitely not curvy or voluptous but her body is nice if you're into a thinner build. Downside is she asked for $400 for FS and didn't budge although to be fair I didn't even try to negotiate her down. Again, I'm not sure if she's Latina. She's tan or olive skin tone but racially ambiguous at least to me.

Please add to list if any of you have seen other CLM providers or if you have different opinions of any I've reviewed.

[Starks]

Friday + Orange Spa + Those Guys = I'll Pass.

Appears Somthing is out of place in these pictures and doesn't belong.

What pictures?

[DoogyWoogy]

Can someone explain the fee structure at 819? Is it $200 total or $200 plus some house fee?

Stopped by 819 it was Monica's Day Off but she was at the spa dress only in a T shirt.

Another cute Asian spinner with blonde highlights on the couch.

And wondering to the shower saw a tall white girl kinda threw me for a loop. She looks like she can wrestle with the best of us.

As always amazing visit. For you Newbs Monica leaves the night of the 29th if you haven't tried her I highly recommend the earlier the better if you catch her at night she is probably tired -.

Have to repeat with the Asian spinner this weekend.

[DMichaels69]

The only other additional tidbit is to get measured for a hazmat suit needed for entry.

Just have to chalk it up as a crappy experience. It's going to happen when dealing with rotation girls at turnstile jack shacks. When the majority of mongers are coming in, submitting to their "VIP" pricing, inevitably, there's going to be a slip in service. These girls taking 15+ dicks a day, licking 15+ ass holes makes you "just another one. ".

The logical, economical approach is to go with the basic service and anything beyond "basic" is a bonus. Maybe you throw in a couple extra Jacksons for upgrades above basic and the girl just goes into "VIP" mode cause she only has two speeds, hahaha. As opposed to paying for "VIP" but being disappointed because of lackluster, mechanical service.

It's like a nice bottle of wine. The difference between a cheap $10 bottle of wine and something of quality, say in the $25-30 range is quite noticeable. But difference between that $30 bottle and something in the $90+ range, is surprisingly minute. Expensive is not always good. Not saying go cheap but rather go with a price to value ratio (value-based pricing), that gets you the services you want at satisfactory level of value to you. Again, it's not being cheap, it's being smart. That's just my 2 cents.

[WinstonCho]

Went to check out YY a couple days ago. She is very cute and petite. Kept flirting the whole time. While back in the room I had her lay down and I gave her a nice body rub and she really enjoyed when I concentrated on her feet. She eventually had me lay down for some 69. I asked for her to lay down for daty, but she wasn't interested and hopped on for cg instead. Switched to mish and finished. She was very petite and cute, but idk if I'd repeat. The whole experience seemed kinda mechanical and as though she was just going through the motions.

Tokyo spa is 5 minutes from Chinatown. I wrote a review on YY a couple of days ago. They have 3 girls until the end of the month. Do a triple. As the saying goes, go big or go home.

https://twitter.com/Pearlangelschi

[Mustashlo]

Nice atmosphere and the entrance is non descript, but no music, no real face hole in the table.

The mamasan calls her Jennifer but she told me she prefers Alice. She is very cute with long, black hair. She has really nice natural tits and a cute little ass. You will be very happy with her, I am sure.

Her massage skills leave something to be desired but aside from that, she is definitely a fun ride.

4. for house and 1. 4. Donation.

Is she the only one there? I went there last week and got one of the best BBBJs I've had in Chicago. She fucking worked hard, whereas most girls get tired after 5 or so minutes, she was going to town for like 10+. Girl I saw had terrible english and said I couldn't CIM but everythign else was great. She also put my shoes on. She was older than 38, but still attractive.

Was it. 1 + house.

[Billy73]

Friday + Orange Spa + Those Guys = I'll Pass.

Appears Somthing is out of place in these pictures and doesn't belong.

[Rws1990]

Decided to give Zara a try and she is as good as advertised, by far the hottest provider I have come across in the Midwest. Only negative is how expensive she is but if you have extra $ I would recommend giving her a try, I doubt a beauty like that will last long. Either get wifed up or hit a better market like Vegas. Now I know I will get shit for this but I paid $$$50 for CBJ. I asked for FS but she said she doesn't do that on first appointment? I know her rate is around 5 for FS. To be honest usually I would never pay that much for just CBJ but I already paid 220 house fee so I just said fuck it but IMO it was actually worth it. Very good service and wouldn't repeat for CBJ but will definitely try FS soon. Just can't justify paying that much in twice in such short period.

Zara is a rare combo of sweet and sexy and she definitely aims to please!

Sidenote please comment or pm if you have seen any of the latinas at CLM.

[Throwaway5192]

I didn't negotiate. I know normally 300 is VIP. But when I was texting the appointment setter, he / she quoted the prices which included 270 for the hour VIP. I just thought maybe they were having a slow night and were trying to get customers in with a lower price. Either way, I handed 270 to Monica in the room and she didn't fuss or ask for more.

Okay, I understand you did not negotiate and I take back most of what I said but I am still not surprised because no matter the case, that is not the rate she wants / expects. These girls don't fuss for many reasons and are much more likely to just adjust the way they see fit. I am biased in this particular conversation because I see Monica often. I will say she doesn't get many bad reviews so I am surprised but I am sorry that happened to you. Normally her reviews all mention fairly intense DFK so there had to be a reason but idk.

[DeepLover1]

I saw Sofia again yesterday and had my usual great time. I met Amy. She is petite and very cute with a great smile.

Christina, is this the Moon Spa in Montrose?

[SpaGuy21]

I didn't negotiate. I know normally 300 is VIP. But when I was texting the appointment setter, he / she quoted the prices which included 270 for the hour VIP. I just thought maybe they were having a slow night and were trying to get customers in with a lower price. Either way, I handed 270 to Monica in the room and she didn't fuss or ask for more.

Just have to chalk it up as a crappy experience. It's going to happen when dealing with rotation girls at turnstile jack shacks. When the majority of mongers are coming in, submitting to their "VIP" pricing, inevitably, there's going to be a slip in service. These girls taking 15+ dicks a day, licking 15+ ass holes makes you "just another one. ".

The logical, economical approach is to go with the basic service and anything beyond "basic" is a bonus. Maybe you throw in a couple extra Jacksons for upgrades above basic and the girl just goes into "VIP" mode cause she only has two speeds, hahaha. As opposed to paying for "VIP" but being disappointed because of lackluster, mechanical service.

It's like a nice bottle of wine. The difference between a cheap $10 bottle of wine and something of quality, say in the $25-30 range is quite noticeable. But difference between that $30 bottle and something in the $90+ range, is surprisingly minute. Expensive is not always good. Not saying go cheap but rather go with a price to value ratio (value-based pricing), that gets you the services you want at satisfactory level of value to you. Again, it's not being cheap, it's being smart. That's just my 2 cents.

[GeneralObvious]

Maybe it was a chemistry thing but I never negotiate for this reason.

You paid less. You got less. Negotiating insures that you are starting the session off on the wrong foot and call me ignorant but I am not willing to hear an opposing opinion on this. Maybe they are willing to do it for less but you can't expect them to be happy about it. The first impression you made is negative. If you were to make a post saying that you get what everyone else gets for cheaper then that becomes the new standard. Why would any of the girls want to push their value down?

Guys will never understand this. Every guy wants more for less, then complains when service is less than stellar. I would never go to any of the 5 or 6 frequently reviewed places. I have a great rotation of gals north of downtown that are amazing: pretty, sweet, funny, charming, and willing to come in before normal business hours to see me. Negotiation is for the birds. Positive first impressions will lead to better experiences.

[Englee]

Maybe it was a chemistry thing but I never negotiate for this reason.

You paid less. You got less. Negotiating insures that you are starting the session off on the wrong foot and call me ignorant but I am not willing to hear an opposing opinion on this. Maybe they are willing to do it for less but you can't expect them to be happy about it. The first impression you made is negative. If you were to make a post saying that you get what everyone else gets for cheaper then that becomes the new standard. Why would any of the girls want to push their value down?

I didn't negotiate. I know normally 300 is VIP. But when I was texting the appointment setter, he / she quoted the prices which included 270 for the hour VIP. I just thought maybe they were having a slow night and were trying to get customers in with a lower price. Either way, I handed 270 to Monica in the room and she didn't fuss or ask for more.