Massage Parlor Reports

[DMichaels69]

Its not clever and they are exaggerated and laughable.

If you didn't realize it, PPS has infiltrated this thread like he has the other site. It was only a matter of time. Same places being reviewed by the same 4 or 5 profiles. They'll even echo (quote) posts between 2 different profiles to give the impression different mongers are verifying the other's report. A bit clever, I must admit, but nothing new. At least the reviews are somewhat grounded and are written in a way that they are open to interpretation, as far as the provider descriptions. They're vague and subjective so they are not complete BS. And the services described seem accurate. PPS places serve a purpose, like that late night urge after having a couple drinks, so if you know what you're dealing with then there's no disappointment.

[WalkingHard]

If you didn't realize it, PPS has infiltrated this thread like he has the other site. It was only a matter of time. Same places being reviewed by the same 4 or 5 profiles. They'll even echo (quote) posts between 2 different profiles to give the impression different mongers are verifying the other's report. A bit clever, I must admit, but nothing new. At least the reviews are somewhat grounded and are written in a way that they are open to interpretation, as far as the provider descriptions. They're vague and subjective so they are not complete BS. And the services described seem accurate. PPS places serve a purpose, like that late night urge after having a couple drinks, so if you know what you're dealing with then there's no disappointment.

Which are his places? Can you list so I can know to avoid. DM if it's easier.

[CornCobMaker]

Has anyone seen Bree or Angie from CLM and can provide feedback on their looks?

[HandyManny7]

Wanted MiMi but she was pre occupied. Chloe said try me. I'm like. OK. She's 35 cute, decent B man mades.

Decent little massage. On the flip negotiates 150. Very nice BBBJ, with tongue flicking, licking, attention to taint, balls and shaft. She's flirty and enjoys pleasing. Sucks a nice monster. I was feeling jacked. She almost got me with that mouth. She retrieved some latex and rode, then shifted to mish. I stood aside the table and smashed till that release. MiMi came out when I left and said next time. She's definitely hot looking, but Chloe is cute as well.

I agree. Very cute, beautiful little body with full natural b cups. Greets you ready for fun. Super chill and affectionate. Massage skills. Who cares. YMMV but she was quite accommodating for me. Even DFk. Absolutely no English so we used her google translator. She is 35 but looks 30. She's only here till the end of February. I kind of hate recommending her because I'd rather keep her to myself LOL. But in the sprit of you sex addicts and mongerhood enjoy.

[ChriSilva]

Made an appointment to see the ' Sofia' at Moon in early afternoon. Sofia met me at the door and gave me a big hug and kiss. 31 yrs old and she is about 5'5", HWP, coal black hair and a large set of C cup boobs. I was sitting in my normal position on the table when she walked in and she immediately got dressed for the occasion. She wanted me to lie down, but I laid her down and started DATY for about 10 min. We started at standing missionary and then doggie, before finishing back in standing missionary. She is vocal and seemed to like her boobs slapped from time to time. Did the normal cleanup before chit chat about next time. I really enjoyed my time with her, Sofia is very personable and wants to please and maybe your exact cup of tea. Be safe out there!!

I saw Sofia again yesterday and had my usual great time. I met Amy. She is petite and very cute with a great smile.

[Goofy89]

Curious if anybody has been to spot near corner of clark and pratt?

[Throwaway5192]

So I took the plunge and went to see Monica on a Thursday night. I paid for the the one hour VIP at $270. I didn't get the same level of enthusiasm or service as some people have described. I got all the usual VIP service but little kissing which I had to initiate. She looks like her pictures on twitter. I also saw the new white girl Sophie while walking back from the table shower. She looks exactly like her pictures. Tall. Maybe 5'8". Well back to Monica. I got the full range of service but felt rushed to finish. Maybe because we didn't click but very mechanical. In and out of 819 with time taking a second shower in 40 minutes. Personally, will not repeat when she returns to Chicago. Felt much like the standard half or 1 hour you get for $140 except with the added BBBJ.

Maybe it was a chemistry thing but I never negotiate for this reason.

You paid less. You got less. Negotiating insures that you are starting the session off on the wrong foot and call me ignorant but I am not willing to hear an opposing opinion on this. Maybe they are willing to do it for less but you can't expect them to be happy about it. The first impression you made is negative. If you were to make a post saying that you get what everyone else gets for cheaper then that becomes the new standard. Why would any of the girls want to push their value down?

[Billy73]

Stopped by 819 it was Monica's Day Off but she was at the spa dress only in a T shirt.

Another cute Asian spinner with blonde highlights on the couch.

And wondering to the shower saw a tall white girl kinda threw me for a loop. She looks like she can wrestle with the best of us.

As always amazing visit. For you Newbs Monica leaves the night of the 29th if you haven't tried her I highly recommend the earlier the better if you catch her at night she is probably tired -.

Have to repeat with the Asian spinner this weekend.

[Englee]

"that famous Monica" I get it now.

Reading that on the twitter led me to check some of her reviews and I decided to see another one of the greats. In one of the reviews the guy said she was one of four girls he had dam near fallen in love with. I get it. I don't know if she just knows how to read people or maybe she is good at connecting with people or maybe it is her nature. Whatever the case, I felt a stronger connection with Monica than I have with any other girl I have seen. This is all business aside her personality is amazing and I really really enjoyed my time with her. I don't repeat girls often but I will see Monica again.

Booker was fairly responsive and when I walked up to the door I made eye contact with Monica through the window as she waited by the door. Pictures are definitely her. She is wearing a pink doctors gown and some sort of very sexy black dress under it. She leads me to the room, 3 for the hr and she goes to warm up the TS. Her TS is good and her body feels amazing. Her tits feel absolutely amazing. Definitely natural and oh so shapely from almost every angle. She slides her ass over your entire body. I don't feel like all the girls do this so big plus in my book. On the flip she slides her body up and down and teases you with the distance in between. Grinding heavily back and forth it was fantastic. Her BBBJ is great good depth, good suction, good speed. Her DT attempts seem to get a little further than her average depth and overall her BBBJ is top notch. Couple grazes nothing I would dock points for it was great in my opinion. Back to the room.

Face down for a short very soft massage which is my preference and she grabs the oil. I am an uncultured ignorant buffoon. Please do not ask me if it is real nuru oil because I can't tell the difference. During these massages I am usually fantasizing about what is to come rather than whether or not it is real nuru. They put their bodies on me and I like it. Not picky about these parts of my sessions hahaha. The massage was good! Flip.

She does a bit more body sliding, most of a cat bath and back to the BBBJ. Again so good. See above description it's great. She asks for it and we get into mish. Her body looks amazing from here, she is tight and she is holding me very tightly kissing my neck and pulling my head into hers for LFK / DFK. Never before have I had so much DFK in a session before. Usually not really into it with most girls I oblige if they go for it but often times it is me who pulls back. I felt the opposite with Monica. I ask for doggy and her ass is tiny but round so that I can definitely enjoy. She takes it well and grabbing her tits here is well do I really even need to say? At some point or another I am sure most of us have had the absolute pleasure of being behind a girl in doggy and grabbing her tits during the act. It is fucking phenomenal with Monica. Did I mention she was natural? She tells me to lay down and we spend much longer in CG than I have ever before. Multiple variations, speeds, rhythms, belly to belly, feet planted head up tits bouncing DFK / LFK almost the entire time. Ya shit. I don't know I must have been feeling something because I am sitting here thinking that was better CG than I have had with most of my ex gfs.

As mentioned before her English is not the best and she uses a translator often but she does use it OFTEN to communicate whatever it is that she is about to seduce you with.

I haven't cared to form a connection with any of these girls up to this point. New girls every week are great but Monica has made me see a new perspective on seeing one girl repeatedly. Don't get me wrong I will probably always be trying new girls but when Monica is around I will allocate some of my budget for a few sessions with her. This way I can still see new girls but I will always have Monica on the back of my mind as my guaranteed great service option.

As far as a regular goes, Monica is the first I would have considered. I thought I found my Anne. Then she told me she lives in Vegas so obviously I grabbed her number.

So I took the plunge and went to see Monica on a Thursday night. I paid for the the one hour VIP at $270. I didn't get the same level of enthusiasm or service as some people have described. I got all the usual VIP service but little kissing which I had to initiate. She looks like her pictures on twitter. I also saw the new white girl Sophie while walking back from the table shower. She looks exactly like her pictures. Tall. Maybe 5'8". Well back to Monica. I got the full range of service but felt rushed to finish. Maybe because we didn't click but very mechanical. In and out of 819 with time taking a second shower in 40 minutes. Personally, will not repeat when she returns to Chicago. Felt much like the standard half or 1 hour you get for $140 except with the added BBBJ.

[SpaGuy21]

Just a couple quick reviews for a couple of the jack shack brothels on the NW side.

Rose Spa, 42 XX Elston Ave. Stopped in after texting immediately before my visit. Knowing there's a few of these jack shacks in the area I was going to pop in to a couple and stay at the location with the best looking provider. Sasa answered the door. She spelled it out for me, without even asking (So this Asa that has been reported on is actually Sasa). 40's, slightly on the thicker side but still shapely. D cups with great shape and small pink nips. May have had a tummy tuck before. Decent ass but on the flat side for her size / figure. Thought I would swing around and scope out Red Rose at 42 xx Pulaski which is just blocks away, while grabbing cash. Told Sasa I'd be back though. Couldn't find parking near Red Rose so grabbed cash and doubled back to Rose Elston. This time (who has been previously reported as) Coco answers the door. Thought to myself, heck no! Older than Sasa, putting her at late 40's / early 50's, not much of a figure and just not attractive for my taste. Told her I wanted Sasa so she called her out. Quoted a benjy and 3 Jacksons for half hour FS. 2 Jackson upcharge for BBBJ. This she did well but could only take half of it. Cover on and went straight to mish. Took a bit but eventually finished. Not sure I will repeat. I asked out of curiosity and she will go bare for an additional Benjy. Something to consider for those who like to dine in.

Relax Spa, 47 XX Elston Ave. Don't have names so this review won't be the best but it'll give you an idea for the location. This location charges a house fee before additional services. 2 Jacksons half hour, 3 for full hour. Then they push for 2 Benjys for BBBJ and CFS. Can get away with CBJ and CFS for a Buck Fitty. Been twice in the last couple months or so. First time got a decent provider, right around 40 ish, big B cups, nice figure with a decently round ass. Got the impression she's FOB and new to this, no pro vibes, which was a bit of a turn on. Think I gave her a Benjy and 4 Jacksons to include BBBJ. She wasn't very good at it but a BBBJ is a BBBJ. Strap up, multi positions and nut in doggy.

Visited again a week ago or so, hoping for the same provider. Unfortunately not her. Short, petite provider. Also around 40,5-2 at most, small Bs, not much ass, a small belly but not bad. Went with half hour plus CBJ and CFS, 2 Benjys total. She looked cuter with her outfit on but once it came off was a bit disappointed. Multi positions but would arch her back or create space with her legs so I couldn't get a rhythm or full penetration. Quite annoying and made it difficult to finish. I think I'm done with this location. Constant rotation makes it a roll of the dice and approx 2 Jacksons more than other spots for BBBJ. Positives are the location, though it's near an intersection, is discreet to get in and out of and the hours as they are open late.

Both places are decent if you've got an itch to scratch.

[Tunacan Sam]

Belated report (from 1st week of February before vacay), keeping it short & quick. Have been to Tokyo a number of times, asked for Eva at Kedzie and said was available. Was heading down late and after ringing the bell, got let in. Definitely a different table shower situation here. Can lay down but it has walls around the edges, I'm over 6' and felt scrunched. Shower was okay. Went with the 30 m option for 160. Quick BBBJ was the only decent thing, wasn't feeling it so went doggy and knew I wasn't going to pop so just said everything was okay and took off.

[BabyBoy2013]

Payed a visit based on reviews, should have done more homework and should have left. Made an appointment and when I got there she opened the door and said she was Mimi. Little head was in control. The so called Mimi was wearing red boots maybe 5'2 medium build not shaven. Body maybe a 5 or 6. Again I should have left, rookie mistake. Left 150 lighter. Sucked balls.

[SpaGuy21]

Lotus was a huge let down. I was hoping to grab on to the luck that some of you had here with this spot. Got a 40-50's mami that I said no thank you to. Onto the next.

If you didn't realize it, PPS has infiltrated this thread like he has the other site. It was only a matter of time. Same places being reviewed by the same 4 or 5 profiles. They'll even echo (quote) posts between 2 different profiles to give the impression different mongers are verifying the other's report. A bit clever, I must admit, but nothing new. At least the reviews are somewhat grounded and are written in a way that they are open to interpretation, as far as the provider descriptions. They're vague and subjective so they are not complete BS. And the services described seem accurate. PPS places serve a purpose, like that late night urge after having a couple drinks, so if you know what you're dealing with then there's no disappointment.

[Hapenny]

I just realized that BHC is open when I drove past it to go to Archer Perfect Spa. I thought it shut down after the attack last year. No one has said anything about the place in a long time. Body Health Center used to be reviewed all the time. Can anyone tell if they are performing quality services still? How are the girls?

I gave up on BHC after three tries at different parts of the day over several weeks. I posted about the status of this place. The OPEN sign is lit all the time but there has never been any answer in person at the door or to phone calls.

[Cowboy5]

Had a dream about Lisa recently, It was only a 30 min session so there was a half ass attempt at a 5 min long back rub. On the flip we agreed on L3. I still have more places to visit around town but I would say she was my favorite yet. She started with CG bobbing up and down but then she sat down to take everything in and began doing the grinding / hip gyration thing which I love. After that we went to K9 for 5 min or so but I liked the CG so much I went back to that. Filled the bag at the same time as her "climax" which was fairly convincing. After that she laid on the table and had me massage her back for a few minutes. I couldn't stay away from massaging her ass. She has a very nice ass for an Asian. She's definitely not fat and not rail thin with some B / C cups. Will definitely see her again and would recommend.