Massage Parlor Reports

[Serpico99]

If you want a really good massage with L1, this place has delivered for me. Been 5 times, 4 different ladies and all 4 times has been a really good massage w / L1. From oldest to most recent: 2 not attractive at all, around 35.1 moderately attractive around 35.1 moderately attractive around 50.

This review does not do anyone good without more details on location and / or at least a link to their online ad (if they have one). Rt 29 in Falls Church is a fairly large area.

[BryceTrout]

LOL, I decided to go try my luck at One Therapy again. Called in to see if Cindy was working. When I got there Cindy recognized me and took me to room. She didn't say anything about money just told me to lay down. I got undressed and laid down. Once I laid down she can in and put the towel on me and covered me up. That kind of got me worried. When she came around where my head is I asked like last time if I can use my hands to which she giggled and said yes. I'm not trying to be messed up to her because she's cute and very good to talk to but when I'm feeling up on her you don't know if you're still on the thigh or the ass because not much there. About 10 min in she took the towel off me and got on the table from my right side. Being new and all I thought I'm about to get some body to body massage. Well I did get a body to body massage but instead of her tits I got her knees and feet. She did some weird stuff in her massage she grabbed both of my sides with her knees and scrape the edges from my butcheeks to to my shoulder blades. Plus she walked on me. I swear when this started I was really afraid of her injuring me but slightly painful and a dick crusher on lower back but I did kind of like it near the upper back. I was also worried she might fall if I made a sudden movement. After the walking she put a hot towel on my back and rubbed me down. The towel was too hot honestly.

After the towel and slight teasing she told me to flip. When I flipped LOL I saw the bars above me and laughed and said oh so that's how you keep balance while walking. She giggled and proceeded to massage my right abdominal and leg. My crushed dick was limp and she was massaging me near those areas. At this point like 5 min in to front massage I asked can she take her top off to which she kindly said no sorry. I insisted 1 more time but again a no. Than I after a while she started stroking my limp D I asked can I put my hands in you clothes to which she said yes. So I went in and as soon as I touched skin she kind of jumped and made a small screaming sound. I got terrified and said sorry I thought you said it was okay. She replied no my hands are just too cold LOL. Lightly smiling but still slightly scared my horny self started rubbing my hand on her thigh ass to heat it up before trying again. While feeling up on her I got up to her boobs but when I tried taking them out of the bra she said a slight no. I kept it friendly and slightly got a hard on but not the full thing. I felt bad for her as she been stroking for a few min and I slightly suggested to a BJ to which she said next time and giggle. After afew min of her trying I suggested maybe at least spit on it. Laughing she goes what I said it again she said you sure I wad like yeah she got closer and spit on it and I had my hand near her pussy but above her thong before releasing. She cleaned me up went outside to put the dirty stuff in laundry and started normal massage. I dozed of a few times in the last few min. She was massaging my head close to the end and woke me up by tapping my chest and told me times up.

I started dressing and when she came back in the room I asked how much she said 60. I gave her 60 and was planning to get the tip (30) out but she hugged me and said thanks and stepped out again. I started fully dressing and changed my mind to 10 as I think they are not used to tipping system and don't want to spoil it for others. When she came back to walk me out I gave her the 10 and she sweetly walked me to exit. Hugged and omw I went.

Now I couldn't get the FS or at least undress her but she's very sweet a good talking patner and her massage is good. About the tip what do you guys think? I personally thought I shouldn't have gave anything instead of giving something that low but she was happy.

[Ovmomon]

Does anyone know where she went? Because apparently she's no longer there.

[FSteele02]

Decided to make a visit to TK after not having gone in a year or so. Tina is a petite mature asian woman easily into her 50's looks wise nothing to write home about but she makes up for it in spirit. She really gets into the HJ and that's all she offers on her menu. I skipped the rub and only wanted the tug. She oiled jr up and started massaging him with her shirt pulled up exposing relatively perky Bs (considering her age). I asked her if I could feel under her pants and she reluctantly agreed but I think because she really gets turned on. I had her pull down her bulletproof underwear exposing a trimmed kitt. As she jerked me she would let me rub her kitty but although she was dripping wet she didn't let me finger her. I finished and she cleaned me up. . 4 for massage and I tipped 20 since I had no change and left really satisfied.

[Member #6768]

If you want a really good massage with L1, this place has delivered for me. Been 5 times, 4 different ladies and all 4 times has been a really good massage w / L1. From oldest to most recent: 2 not attractive at all, around 35.1 moderately attractive around 35.1 moderately attractive around 50.

[Tmac32]

I have an appointment with Carol at FHFH today. Has anyone seen her?

Thanks in advance.

Well, I saw Carol around noon. She is not a looker in the face but has a great body. Her massage skills are decent. But the FS isn't great at all. She just went through the motions. I give her credit as she allowed me to roam all over her ass and pussy. But when it came to the business she was stiff as a board. I will not repeat.

[Jim Rob]

Thank you monger brother, you saved me a trip. They got me with AI review a few months ago.

Just for fun I asked AI to write a review of COCO in Fairfax. This is a completely made up fake reveiw. Here is what AI wrote in about 5 seconds time. Beware AI is here and deceiving.

Sensual Relaxation with CoCo: A Blissful Experience (FAKE FAKE FAKE AI GENERATED).

Having indulged in an erotic massage session with CoCo in Fairfax, I can confidently say it was a sublime experience. From the moment I entered the tranquil space, I was enveloped in a serene ambiance, setting the perfect mood for relaxation.

CoCo's professionalism and skill were evident from the outset. Her expert touch and intuitive techniques melted away any tension, leaving me in a state of pure bliss. She tailored the experience to my preferences, ensuring maximum comfort throughout the session.

The atmosphere was conducive to relaxation, with soothing music and dim lighting enhancing the overall sensory experience. CoCo's attention to detail and focus on client satisfaction truly set her apart.

Overall, my time with CoCo was nothing short of extraordinary. If you're seeking a deeply relaxing and sensually fulfilling experience, I wholeheartedly recommend booking a session with CoCo. You won't be disappointed.

[PilotAviator]

Hello? Can I get an answer?

Dante. The review was a fake (AI generated).

You are not getting an answer because no one has told the AI to answer questions.

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

[VA2014]

Kind gents who have partaken in the 998 party. Have you had a chance to meet the short haired mamasan? She looks like a nice tall treat wrapped in a lot of confidence and flair. I've met her a few times and got a few hugs and kisses on the cheek as I prepared to exit the premises, but have not mustered the courage to ask her for some time with her. I was wondering if anybody has had the opportunity to ask her for service? If so, how'd it go and what was the damage. TIA!

See my report below #26514.

[CoolAv006]

I have an appointment with Carol at FHFH today. Has anyone seen her?

Thanks in advance.

I never even knew a Carol worked there. I know of Cecilia, Alejandra, Fabiola, Sandra and Viviana.

[ThrobbinWood]

Just for fun I asked AI to write a review of COCO in Fairfax. This is a completely made up fake reveiw. Here is what AI wrote in about 5 seconds time. Beware AI is here and deceiving.

Sensual Relaxation with CoCo: A Blissful Experience (FAKE FAKE FAKE AI GENERATED).

Having indulged in an erotic massage session with CoCo in Fairfax, I can confidently say it was a sublime experience. From the moment I entered the tranquil space, I was enveloped in a serene ambiance, setting the perfect mood for relaxation.

CoCo's professionalism and skill were evident from the outset. Her expert touch and intuitive techniques melted away any tension, leaving me in a state of pure bliss. She tailored the experience to my preferences, ensuring maximum comfort throughout the session.

The atmosphere was conducive to relaxation, with soothing music and dim lighting enhancing the overall sensory experience. CoCo's attention to detail and focus on client satisfaction truly set her apart.

Overall, my time with CoCo was nothing short of extraordinary. If you're seeking a deeply relaxing and sensually fulfilling experience, I wholeheartedly recommend booking a session with CoCo. You won't be disappointed.

[Tmac32]

I have an appointment with Carol at FHFH today. Has anyone seen her?

Thanks in advance.

[BuckshotWatson]

I find FiscalPolicy's report highly dubious especially since it was his first time visiting. There were some details about FeiFei that were correct but I doubt she would give a HJ to a person on their very first visit unless he has the looks of Brad Pitt in his 20's + Robin William's humor + the most interesting man's Rizz. I have seen her many times and she is very cautious although she does tease. However, she is cautious about the manager. I'm not saying it is impossible to get a HJ, it's that she would need to trust you so that it doesn't get back to the manager. The place is legit and has been open for several months. I doubt she or the place has gone to the dark side yet.

My experiences there match up with SA's post. FeiFei (and Laura, the manager) are really sweet, and give great massage, but I've never had an experience like FiscalPolicy described.

[DanteDk07]

Just how big were they? D cup or even bigger? Like f or g cup?

Hope they are natural and not man made?

What kind of nipples?

Hello? Can I get an answer?

[Jonesy72]

Maybe it's just me but this seems like it's written with AI.

Doesn't sound real to me.

Any one else has experience with Blue? I remember reading a bunch of fake reviews for Blue in the past but I could be wrong.

Whether it's AI or not, it does not match my experience at blue. Several years (and many names / owners ago) that place in Kilworth was a reliable AMP with good service and decent looking, if somewhat older, providers.

I went a few months ago and had a poor enough experience that I won't be going back any time soon. I'm pretty sure I left a review.

In case I didn't, the TLDR version is a middle aged, mildly attractive woman with a bad attitude and GPS gave a mediocre massage and got a bit pissy when I didn't want more than a standard NOVA.