Strip Club Reports

[Joey1994]

You can't put lipstick on a pig. A ton of new girls over the last couple months and I had hoped they'd be different. Nope. Still running the same racket as before. I truly don't know why I keep going there.

LOL. I hear you. Some women there are great. And they know how to make $$.

The rest; I'm fascinated to know if they are making dough. Saw Riley last Saturday night. New girl used to work at caddy. Pretty girl next door black hair. Ripped her on stage.

Chatted at the bar. No GFE. Laughed at 250 for BBBJ. She didn't even counter. Found a cute curvy Brazilian (forgot her name; heavy accent and glasses) who was more than happy to take care of me for $200. Hung around for about an hour having drinks. Kept an eye on Riley; never left the floor w anyone.

Also chatted with Willow. Very pretty, athletic brunette. Didn't pursue bc we are in the same profession.

[RobertABouy]

Figured I would take a minute or ten to give my rundown of girls there:

Theses are my observations and opinions only. If you disagree, I will be glad to hear it! Feel free to add names and repost!

Wastes of time:

Joy (will milk you for drinks and make you do glorified lap dances in VIP. Pass!

Marley- pain in the ass. Will get naked in VIP and give a handy, promises more, never delivers.

Sansa- nice girl, great body, limited menu.

Symphony- limited to HJ.

Autumn- I have had zero luck, others claim access.

Bella- young hottie, no extras.

Morgan-no extras.

Princess-scammer, promises vague, nada in VIP.

Tia-worst scammer there.

Kendra-no extras.

Arianna-no extras.

Good to go:

Kira-reliable MILF.

Meadow-reliable, crazy MILF. BB available.

Scarlet / Madison-sweetheart and reliable.

Gigi-expensive spinner, but fun.

Reign- hard to land hottie, mediocre fun.

Anastasia-Athletic bigger girl, great time.

Cali- fun Brazilian girl, smells like coconuts (you've been warned).

Diamond-fun MILF.

Jenny (not there anymore).

Sophia-fun stoner chick from Brazil. Has lesbo tendencies.

Mari-heard fun.

Valentina- fun.

Dayana- fun, stinky at time, does Greek.

Lacy-cheap, but dirty fun.

Unknowns:

Kendall-nice AA, been close once.

Summer-VIP before Covid was fun, need to see now.

Daria.

Sativa-young hottie, rumor is no extras.

Violet-young hottie, rumor is no extras.

Samantha-.

Vanity-.

Stephania.

Kathy.

Desi.

Bambi.

Eva.

[ThotLover95]

She's also a sleazy liar who'll say anything she needs to get your money. I never had a good session with her. She got knocked up, she's going to keep it. Sucks to see those puppies are going to be deflated soon. What a shame.

Which dancers are straight and deliver as promised not asking for an arm and a leg or have the G-P-S like you guys say? So far got good word of mouth about Sass. Charlotte or April ignored me. The chubby Cuban asked for too much just to bang her tits. I saw an Asian and a black petite girl last time I was there. Prices? I think I'm being priced out cause these 60 year old guys must be paying large cash advances. Girls who post on the ig?

[BridesMilk]

You can't put lipstick on a pig. A ton of new girls over the last couple months and I had hoped they'd be different. Nope. Still running the same racket as before. I truly don't know why I keep going there.

[BridesMilk]

She was. Is. She is a sweetheart, and she will be missed.

She's also a sleazy liar who'll say anything she needs to get your money. I never had a good session with her. She got knocked up, she's going to keep it. Sucks to see those puppies are going to be deflated soon. What a shame.

[CoolKid96]

The only one I see on the instagram page a lot is moneyV was it her? I'm prob done after striking out 5 x at this club.

MoneyV on Instagram goes by the name of Vida, and she's on the ClubDesireRI instagram page a lot.

[ThotLover95]

I wish I could remember the name of the Latina I saw there on a Friday. It was right around shift change so I don't know if she's a day or night girl, but she was attractive, great body, and VERY aggressive. Felt me up and said she wanted to rape me in the champagne room. I think her name started with V.

The only one I see on the instagram page a lot is moneyV was it her? I'm prob done after striking out 5 x at this club.

[ThotLover95]

These girls have a life to bro.

Let's see how it works out for those guys in a few years. Anyway back to the topic, I'm going to try Foxy or Cadillac tonight I'll see if extras are to be had.

[LongHauler]

Ya this is a strip club tho, should I go after the Latinas only? If I offer big bucks for a roll in the sack she'd deny me? I think the club is just full of these G-P-S girls like you guys call them, I'm not paying 300 for a tittie fuck. I'm about to give up and try a different club. I ain't that goth looking. A patron at that bar gave me some intel tho. Was scoping out a blonde that looked amazing dude told me she's a rip off. Was he being real or he just wanted her fine ass for himself?

I wish I could remember the name of the Latina I saw there on a Friday. It was right around shift change so I don't know if she's a day or night girl, but she was attractive, great body, and VERY aggressive. Felt me up and said she wanted to rape me in the champagne room. I think her name started with V.

[LongHauler]

Sass can be a ton of fun, and at a reasonable cost. Chat her up a little over a drink, and 'head' to VIP for how ever long you want. She is into other girls too, so if you want to sit back and have a fun girl on girl private show, that is on the table too.

+1 on Sassy, she is always worth your time.

[LongHauler]

Saw on IG that the girl Nicole with the big tits and tats left she posted a picture of her cleaning out her locker. Never got the chance to see her and those big cans was she any good.

She was. Is. She is a sweetheart, and she will be missed.

[Style20]

I found some Desire club girls instas and I can't believe have serious boyfriends. Are these guys dumb as rocks? They going to be taken to the cleaners and their balls in a vice. Any of you guys reading this, you're fucked. Damn mind boggling.

These girls have a life to bro.

[ThotLover95]

I found some Desire club girls instas and I can't believe have serious boyfriends. Are these guys dumb as rocks? They going to be taken to the cleaners and their balls in a vice. Any of you guys reading this, you're fucked. Damn mind boggling.

[Style20]

As long as you are drinking something all should be fine but beware a water would cost the price of a beer! A lot of girls beg for drinks but just say no and they will walk away in a huff. It is part of the game!

Thanks. I'm just going there to see these girls dancing. I ain't buying no drink even water. I just hope they don't banned me after going there once.

[Willy O]

Never been to strip club and don't intend to since I'm not tipping anyone. Now, if I just want to go and watch. Would they kick me out? I just want to go and watch some naked girls. Would the girls approach me to buy drink since I don't drink either. I just don't want to be bother to do shit when all I want to do is watch girls dance.

As long as you are drinking something all should be fine but beware a water would cost the price of a beer! A lot of girls beg for drinks but just say no and they will walk away in a huff. It is part of the game!