Massage Parlor Reports

[Encino Chad]

Had my 3rd session with Sofia.

She only works on Sundays.

FS joint.

Thicc Latina MILF, probably in her mid 30's.

Tanned, short, curly hair, nice tits and big ass.

YMMV.

For this session, there was BB FS with lots of smooching.

There was lots of positions and actions.

K9, CG, Reverse CG, 69, Mish, Top + BLS, etc.

No greek tho.

She let me finish on her big rack at the end.

Again, YMMV.

You may need a get acquainted and build rapport with her for the extra stuff.

But, she's definitely a pleaser as a provider.

I believe she only speaks Spanish tho, her English is probably limited.

Have translation app just in-case your Spanish is no bueno.

Definitely worth the trip if you ask me.

Damage:

3 O min for 5 O, 6 O min for 8 O.

Donation was a buck 4 O.

Pretty standard stuff.

[PriscillaM]

Boyos. We officially have a proper whorehouse on the west side. Not lax, not Hawthorne, not Korea town, and definitely not fucken downey.

It is the nuru joint by the Bristol farms on west wood boulevard. I have ranted on it before as my experience prior to yesterday was:

Two nameless fat latinx who must have grown up in south el monte and learned their tradecraft at a fly fishing school for the spastic. I forget their names, but both had tattoos that did not qualify them for the hells angels holiday mailer. They both did semi miserable handjobs and one was distinguished by her obesity the other one by her stupidity.

Next came another Latina specimen who was staffing the place with a blue whale. I chose the primate mammal and her she offered L47 for 200 more over the 150 I think I paid for 30 min. I am still complaining about the smell of her cooter.

But yesterday, there was Sofia. An Argentinian refugee (fuck the wall, build the 405 to Buenos aires) with a body that you see in your dreams and natural titties that had to be 34 c, and I am not talking about the local bulk-cruisers, mind you. I'm talking about the big Corellian ships now. She's fast enough for you, old man.

It was 150 for the door and she wanted 3 on top. Her English is nonexistent and she was I think the only person there, although someone must have been texting me in decent English.

She agreed on 2 on top for L26. It was more than clinically acceptable. She seemed to have a tummy tuck because she had no belly button. But an ass that was shaking like it set off JPL's earthquake monitor.

The condoms there are too small for me, so byor.

[PriscillaM]

Yu yu. Gets more phone calls than taylor swift's relationship therapist (TS has had more free range dick from boyfriends than clay aiken). She is older than I thought and she kind of detests me for nutting in her hair that one time. She is the franchise here, guys literally almost break the windchime door entering. I have heard RPG assaults go quieter.

Sarah. Very decent looking has some youth still on her. Probably the best dickwork skills out there west of 8155 and in 8155 the dickwork is strong because it is done with the pussy.

Kiki. Hot young asian vibes. In other words and old bag. Think vanessa at gold finger.

[DaddyGoogle]

What is the damage for your 30 minutes?

Would dream massage be similar?

HHR = 40 for room + 140 for FS.

Dream was HR = 60 room +80 for HJ.

[Trav]

The Service.

4 room for 30 minutes, which is a deal in my experience at FS joints (CEO charges. 6. Sun Acupressure is. 7 - GASP! And those joints are a lot more low rent). I had texted the BP number the night before and been told 1. 4 for FS, so I had that on the table with the condom. She insisted on pressing on my back for a few minutes before I flipped on my own accord. She got undressed and, oh hey, you can actually get a view of her nice body because of the light of the TV. So not so awful after all.
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What is the damage for your 30 minutes?

Would dream massage be similar?

[PriscillaM]

I decided to give it a shot (pun not intended).

First. The Entrance.

I saw some complaints about how horrifying the back entrance is. I guess if you've never been in a break room of any business it seems bad, but I imagined much worse than it is.

The Room.

Zero attempt to create any ambience. The thing that really killed it was the flat screen TV showing the four security cam feeds. Nothing less sexy than LED TV light. There was also a very noisy space heater that I could a done without, BUT, the walls don't go to the ceiling, so I can see how some ambient noise would dim the neighbor's grunting. However, I was the only monger there on a Thursday afternoon, so it was irrelevant.

The Talent.

I always forget to ask their names. She was petite, though not quote a spinner. Early 30's, but a baby face. A / B cup with small nipples, which can be good or bad (I like a gumdrop more than a pencil eraser.) Butt was nice and round, but not phat.

Outstanding review. This place is not clinically acceptable. First off, the back entrance is fishier than Ellen degeneres' breath after Sunday box lunch. They have more mop ringers out in the front than freer range dicks that have gotten into Taylor Swift's hey nanny nanny.

The walls between the rooms offer all the privacy a goldfish gets in a petstore. I can tolerate the grunting, but when I feel liquid hitting me from defilade angles, well, you know you have a problem.

The one girl I saw there during the great flu of 1918 or was it 2020, had me wear a mask and she wanted 120 plus 60 for the house.

I do thing the place has better standards than CEO or the other drek on the west side.

The fatal flaw was the fucken papasan using a fanny pack cerca 1983 to carry the cash in.

[DaddyGoogle]

Yeah, its the lucky foot massage in culver city. They are a FS joint. Rotation with Asian staff. Stays for a couple of weeks mostly.

You'll have to go in and get the talent that's available on that day.

I decided to give it a shot (pun not intended).

First. The Entrance.

I saw some complaints about how horrifying the back entrance is. I guess if you've never been in a break room of any business it seems bad, but I imagined much worse than it is.

The Room.

Zero attempt to create any ambience. The thing that really killed it was the flat screen TV showing the four security cam feeds. Nothing less sexy than LED TV light. There was also a very noisy space heater that I could a done without, BUT, the walls don't go to the ceiling, so I can see how some ambient noise would dim the neighbor's grunting. However, I was the only monger there on a Thursday afternoon, so it was irrelevant.

The Talent.

I always forget to ask their names. She was petite, though not quote a spinner. Early 30's, but a baby face. A / B cup with small nipples, which can be good or bad (I like a gumdrop more than a pencil eraser.) Butt was nice and round, but not phat.

The Service.

4 room for 30 minutes, which is a deal in my experience at FS joints (CEO charges. 6. Sun Acupressure is. 7 - GASP! And those joints are a lot more low rent). I had texted the BP number the night before and been told 1. 4 for FS, so I had that on the table with the condom. She insisted on pressing on my back for a few minutes before I flipped on my own accord. She got undressed and, oh hey, you can actually get a view of her nice body because of the light of the TV. So not so awful after all.

This was my first time going FS, so I can't really compare performance, but the moans were nice and her hands were active. CBJ (BBBJ was available according to the text, but nah). CFS, CG, mish, then licking my nipples while I finish myself because that the only thing that works (dang SSRI inhibitors).

So that's that. I'd like to upgrade to one of the spots like CGLA, but I'm spooked by all the info they ask for. And I've not found an independent advertising for less than 4. Which seems like a lot compared to the 1. 8 this cost me. Maybe once I find a job I'll feel differently.

[CodyMax33]

Yeah, its the lucky foot massage in culver city. They are a FS joint. Rotation with Asian staff. Stays for a couple of weeks mostly.

You'll have to go in and get the talent that's available on that day.

Any reports on Lucky Spa on Sepulveda?

[DaddyGoogle]

Any reports on Lucky Spa on Sepulveda?

[Encino Chad]

I feel like going to FS spots just to get some handwork and a BJ.

But am kinda worried that the workers are going to look at me like I'm an idiot or get offended.

Sometimes I'm just in the mood just to relax, get some top and look at some nice headlights.

FS can be exhausting for me sometimes tbh.

[DaddyGoogle]

There's a new spot that opened on the corner of Sepulveda and Olympic. Dream massage. It opens a few months ago.

Anybody know anything about it? I can't find anything online. Wondering if good.

Went there two days in a row while getting some work done at Pep Boys across the street. Clean and new. The ladies were younger than what I've seen elsewhere in the area. Probably early 30 for one and early 40 for the other, but very tight, both of 'them. The younger one did a little celebratory dance when I finished up from the HJ.

[Mel]

Bro, sounds like you keep visiting this car crash of a parlor because you can't seem to look away haha.

You should read the ones he feels negatively about!

[WaffleEater]

So, I have forsworn myself. I just paid 400 for FS from a fatty.

I went into 156X over the weekend. There were two girls there. A humpback whale and a mystery meat submoron. I picked the submoron because she was not diabetic from blubber.

I do not know her name, but she has tats up her right shoulder into her neck. I think the drawing is of her street gang looting an Andy gump. It is that bad.

I lay down 200 for the 50 minute awful handjob.

About 25 minutes in, with all the eagerness of an elephant shit cleaner at the circus informed that there is overtime available, she asks if I want FS. I say ok, and she asks for 200 more. I know. Seriously.

Anyhow, we get positioned and she just lays horizontally on the table. I assume that if we both got on the table, their workers comp policy would self destruct.

She lies down and upon thrust number one, it hit me like a Mike Tyson right. Her pussy smelled so bad that it made the bathroom at an all you can eat curry joint smell like banana bread baking on Sawtelle at that Filipino place.

It smelled like a cross between a racquetball court in Mosul and a morgue in Mosul. Worse than Caliluv, Tabbinated, or that gal on HX with the gut.

I have to stop going to 156X.

Bro, sounds like you keep visiting this car crash of a parlor because you can't seem to look away haha. It happens though. I visit Luki, if you're familiar with her, even though she's nothing to write home about and she keeps getting testier every time I nut after taking the full 30 minutes to rail her out. Even the bad ones sometimes get you to come back.

[TheSwampHawk]

Used to live in SoCal & fly out of LAX a lot. There were quite a few MPs near the airport, only one of which I ever tried. Am flying in next week & have to kill some time near the airport. Are there any there to be recommended? AND, while I'm being needy, inflation / rampant GPS and moving away have me ignorant about "going rates. " If all I wanted was a HE (it usually isn't!) what would I usually have to pay aroung there?

Appreciate any help I can get and I'll post any intel gained "on the ground!

HH, SS,

-SH.

[Comparr]

I've been there but didn't know it was called Peach LOL. How was Tina, look-wise? How'd she take DS? The girl I saw there wouldn't let me go in all the way when I bent her over, maybe I was too big.

Tina is kinder, more patient and considerate.

Nice petite 30's (I think) she is short with small perky tits. Very friendly girl.

I like Tina.