Massage Parlor Reports

[Zomfg]

TL; DR. This is THE BEST hobby experience in my life thus far. Period.

Happy Birthday! Now that's inspiring, haha.

Did they ask you to switch to new cover whenever you switch girls?

[DeepInMarcus]

Had a very similar experience to the Cindy report way below. Was told Angela was busy and was urged to just try Cindy. Not worth it. She complained a lot, tasted off during DATY, and offered a mid-level experience in all categories compared to Alyssa and especially Angela. I got my nut eventually but it still felt like the biggest waste of $$ ever.

[Twcaus]

TL; DR. This is THE BEST hobby experience in my life thus far. Period.

While not a frequent hobbyist, I have recently become a regular of Shanghai Spa because of Alyssa and Angela. I understand that they are busy most of the time, but whenever I got the lucky chance to be with either one of them (or both in this case), a combination of GFE + PSE always put me in heaven.

For my birthday (in my early 40's), I thought why not treat myself with my ATF double-A so I scheduled a 4-hand ahead of time. When I arrived at the spa around 7 pm, the place was not as busy as anticipated. Alyssa asked if I want to Go Big since all 3 girls are available; with all 3 girls rubbing my tool, I'm like. Fuk it. Let's do it. And my dream began.

Legends:

Alyssa (AY) + Angela (AG) + Sindy (SD).

Round 1:

BBBJ / BLS (AY+AG+SD) - BBBJ / BLS / DT (AG) + FIV (SD) + DFK (AY) - RCG / PM (AY) + FIV (SD) + DATY / O (AG) - KneelK9 (AY) + FIV / DFK (AG) + FIV (SD) - Mish (SD) + FIV / DFK (AG) + PM (AY) - CICondom.

Intermission: (yes. There were massages involved).

Legs / Balls Massage (AY) + Left Arm / Hand Massage (SD) + Head Massage / FIV (AG).

Round 2:

BBBJ / DT / PM (AY) + DDFK (SD) - BBBJ / DT / PM (AY) + DFK (AG) - StandK9 (AG) + DFK (AY) - Mish (AG) + PM (AY) - BBBJ / DT / PM (AY) + FIV / DFK (AY) - 2 FIV / DFK (AY) + BBBJCIM / PM (AY).

Remarks:

All 3 girls interacted with not just me but with each other too! It was like watching PornHub live! (wait. Actually. I was the PornHub. LOL).

It has been over a few hours since the end of my Round 2, and I still cannot believe I've just had my first ever foursome. All in all, it was an Amazing and Unforgettable hour even though it costed me a whopping 6 Ben's (two each). Would I do 6-hand again? Maybe, if I have more cash to spare. Would I do 4-hand instead? AB-SO-LU-TE-LY Hell Yeah and I've already planned one more for early next week!

(Disclaimer: I posted the same review on RM as well).

[LonelyMan718]

Damn I feel bad too. I'm about to drop a banger of a review of a straight up pornstar session I had with Angela, a surprise visit from Alyssa and just a riotous hang sesh. I'm going to white knight for those two and I don't care what anyone thinks LOL.

Anyone else there always seems to be a letdown.

I think these girls are a blast in the random chance it isn't busy, but if they are the quality goes down dramatically. I also think Cindy just isn't what I am looking for. I want a provider that at least seems excited.

[SkeletonKey6]

When Maggie first arrived here last year it was about a 6-7 out of 10 AMP (based on any other big USA City's AMP market). But of course North Seattle's AMP scene has been a solid 1 out of 10 forever so Shanghai blows up in popularity along for tons of inflated at best (outright shilling in many cases) 10 stars 'reviews'.

And don't get me started on how insanely overcrowded this place almost always is. A respectful MSN would be keeping a minimum of 5-6 girls working all the time with this level HEAVY traffic; somehow Shanghai MSN thinks 2-3 girls is plenty. With the insane number of cocks these girls are going through they really should be trying to beat the porn industry's gang bang world record (Annabel Chong 251) where they'd get a shitton more $$ and some actual notoriety. Do the math: * Shanghai's hours 9 am to 11 pm 7 days / week. * Any given Shanghai provider is plowing 25-35 cocks on a slow day (based on the # of door chimes heard in any visit there) * 30 x 30 days = 900 cocks in 1 month. With a little coaching, preparation, and a ton of Vitamin E any of these Shanghai girls could easily break Annabel Chong's 251 world record.

Ever since Maggie left Shanghai has gone way downhill to about a 3 out 10 AMP. And the fact that someone just recommended driving an extra 2 (TWO) HOURS roundtrip to see Maggie in Tacoma speaks volumes about how shitty this market really is. Had hoped the Shanghai unicorn would perpetuate and spread to other nearby AMPs, but it appears the opposite is happening.

Well boys, it finally happened. I had a bad experience at Shanghai .....
After 20 minutes, I start to consider just leaving because I don't have all day, Cindy finishes up with her current monger and she starts to clean up the room, she comes and gets me and starts to go in for the kiss. I ask "can you use mouthwash" as I really wasn't in the mood to make out immediately after a rando's BBBJ. She looks confused but obliges. No teasing, just straight to DFK, which is more like her trying to fuck my face with her tongue, why do so many providers do this, it's not sexy at all.
She makes her way down and immediately starts to complain in Chinese. "You too big! Bla bla bla. Look lady, I know you weigh 90 lbs but my dick is average length at best and thicker than average, it's not a damn baby arm. Doesn't want to DT, just wants to suck on the head.
She asks to fuck so I oblige, and the complaining continues. I can't go deep, I can't go fast, so I'm focusing on cumming at this point. When I do, "oh baby that feel so good I cum so many times". Don't lie to me, good lord. ..... Cindy was the worst experience by far. Going forward if Angela is not available I'm just leaving, no matter that I drive my ass over there.
Maybe she had a bad day, but this almost ruined this place for me. Appreciate the opportunity to rant.

[DamianDono]

Sorry this happened to ya, man. I had similar experience with Lucky last month (minus the complaining about the size. Never happens to me, LOL). It was Lucky's first day and she was somewhat forced to my room bc Alyssa got too busy.

Fortunately (and unfortunately) I saw Angela at 10:20 instead of 10 (original time I wanted probably due to your appt?) and I on the hand had great time.

I actually feel bad sharing this but I agree with you. If the girl you want is not available, hard pass. I learned my lesson, too, and I almost did not return after Lucky but I just had to see Alyssa bc of her reviews. I am glad I stuck with it and went there a couple of more times. Too bad Angela is taking a month long break. Maybe you can search up newer place up north or head back down south to try Maggie / Jenny at Cinderella. I almost went down there because Angela was not available at 10.

Damn I feel bad too. I'm about to drop a banger of a review of a straight up pornstar session I had with Angela, a surprise visit from Alyssa and just a riotous hang sesh. I'm going to white knight for those two and I don't care what anyone thinks LOL.

Anyone else there always seems to be a letdown.

[Skeete5555]

Are you any of you concerned with the amount of volume for Shanghai? I made a post about this previously about my concerns with too much volume but seems it has only gotten worse. Nothing turns me off more than seeing a provider go from one monger directly to the next.

[FlyingGolfball]

Well boys, it finally happened. I had a bad experience at Shanghai and I let the little guy think for me.

I called when they opened to get an appointment with Angela at 9:30 am, confirmed and made my way over there. When I got there, surprise surprise, they are busy and Angela isn't available till "later this afternoon". I was talking to Alyssa and she said if I don't want to come back, I can see Cindy in 10 minutes. I'm already there, so sure why not. Takes my donation and sits me on that couch in their relaxing room as I hear you animals having your way with these women.

After 20 minutes, I start to consider just leaving because I don't have all day, Cindy finishes up with her current monger and she starts to clean up the room, she comes and gets me and starts to go in for the kiss. I ask "can you use mouthwash" as I really wasn't in the mood to make out immediately after a rando's BBBJ. She looks confused but obliges. No teasing, just straight to DFK, which is more like her trying to fuck my face with her tongue, why do so many providers do this, it's not sexy at all.

She makes her way down and immediately starts to complain in Chinese. "You too big! Bla bla bla. Look lady, I know you weigh 90 lbs but my dick is average length at best and thicker than average, it's not a damn baby arm. Doesn't want to DT, just wants to suck on the head.

Sorry this happened to ya, man. I had similar experience with Lucky last month (minus the complaining about the size. Never happens to me, LOL). It was Lucky's first day and she was somewhat forced to my room bc Alyssa got too busy.

Fortunately (and unfortunately) I saw Angela at 10:20 instead of 10 (original time I wanted probably due to your appt?) and I on the hand had great time.

I actually feel bad sharing this but I agree with you. If the girl you want is not available, hard pass. I learned my lesson, too, and I almost did not return after Lucky but I just had to see Alyssa bc of her reviews. I am glad I stuck with it and went there a couple of more times. Too bad Angela is taking a month long break. Maybe you can search up newer place up north or head back down south to try Maggie / Jenny at Cinderella. I almost went down there because Angela was not available at 10.

[LonelyMan718]

Well boys, it finally happened. I had a bad experience at Shanghai and I let the little guy think for me.

I called when they opened to get an appointment with Angela at 9:30 am, confirmed and made my way over there. When I got there, surprise surprise, they are busy and Angela isn't available till "later this afternoon". I was talking to Alyssa and she said if I don't want to come back, I can see Cindy in 10 minutes. I'm already there, so sure why not. Takes my donation and sits me on that couch in their relaxing room as I hear you animals having your way with these women.

After 20 minutes, I start to consider just leaving because I don't have all day, Cindy finishes up with her current monger and she starts to clean up the room, she comes and gets me and starts to go in for the kiss. I ask "can you use mouthwash" as I really wasn't in the mood to make out immediately after a rando's BBBJ. She looks confused but obliges. No teasing, just straight to DFK, which is more like her trying to fuck my face with her tongue, why do so many providers do this, it's not sexy at all.

She makes her way down and immediately starts to complain in Chinese. "You too big! Bla bla bla. Look lady, I know you weigh 90 lbs but my dick is average length at best and thicker than average, it's not a damn baby arm. Doesn't want to DT, just wants to suck on the head.

She asks to fuck so I oblige, and the complaining continues. I can't go deep, I can't go fast, so I'm focusing on cumming at this point. When I do, "oh baby that feel so good I cum so many times". Don't lie to me, good lord. She than says, and I quote "next time bring your own condom, your dick is too big for these". Seriously it's not, but oh well. She asks for my number and I give her my Google voice, collect my water and leave.

This was my 4th time there, and I have tried every girl that is currently there plus Lucky from earlier this month. Cindy was the worst experience by far. Going forward if Angela is not available I'm just leaving, no matter that I drive my ass over there.

Maybe she had a bad day, but this almost ruined this place for me. Appreciate the opportunity to rant.

[LorScara]

Stopped in to Shanghai yesterday afternoon.

Ended up with Alysa, ok massage, BBBJ on the flip, with cfs, fiv was a no. She was not doing it for me, offered a second girl for an additional $$, I did not have that extra bling with me.

Continued for a bit and then asked how much additional I had offered an additional. 5, and Angela agreed to join for that.

Angela riding my finger while squirting with Alysa on my cock finally got me over the edge.

Next time I will go for Angela.

TLDR Angela and Alysa for $2. 5.

[Alonzo919]

Tried Alyssa at Shanghai. BBBJ followed by CFS then CIM. Seemed like she wanted to get me in and out ASAP. I would say Angela is much better value, her "customer service" is top notch and borderline GFS in how she attends to you. Only advantage Alyssa has imo is her throat skills. I got to view Lucky and she's decent but I ultimately turned her down for Alyssa.

Angela is the truth yall.

Angela is fantastic with amazing skills. Good thing you dodged Lucky. A friend of mine told me she's not great, I ended up seeing her last week and she was below average. She's gone now, they let her go on Sunday and it seems they got a new one.

[DeepInMarcus]

Tried Alyssa at Shanghai. BBBJ followed by CFS then CIM. Seemed like she wanted to get me in and out ASAP. I would say Angela is much better value, her "customer service" is top notch and borderline GFS in how she attends to you. Only advantage Alyssa has imo is her throat skills. I got to view Lucky and she's decent but I ultimately turned her down for Alyssa.

Angela is the truth yall.

[FlyingGolfball]

I heard she now is located in Cinderella in Tacoma with / name Jenny. Never got to see her myself either as I just found Shanghai mid Jan.

Sorry my bad. I think I meant Maggie not Wendy. My apology.

[HotsFeru]

I heard she now is located in Cinderella in Tacoma with / name Jenny. Never got to see her myself either as I just found Shanghai mid Jan.

Wendy was pretty hot but the service was terrible. I don't think she's at new spa anymore. I did end up seeing Lina and damn that girl can't be older than 20.

Stopped at Shanghai the other day and saw the new girl. Service was good but jot as good as Tina. Hope she comes back soon.

[FlyingGolfball]

Anyone have additional thoughts on Wendy? I haven't seen her yet so was planning on seeing what's up with the small Alyssa next time, but Shogun below appears to have had a nice time with Wendy. Also doubling what he said on treating the ladies nicely. I imagine it gets you a long way beyond what others may experience, plus keeps them around for all the mongers.

I heard she now is located in Cinderella in Tacoma with / name Jenny. Never got to see her myself either as I just found Shanghai mid Jan.