Massage Parlor Reports

[FruitNinja]

Literally how is it vague? It's a pretty simple question. And what does take a few for the team means? The reason why I'm asking is because I been to a few mps recently and only had luck with one.

Where they are okay with you touching them (Grabbing ass, caressing thigh, etc). Not trying to sound like an asshole or be difficult. I'm just here asking a question. Sure, I can comb through outdated info that was posted on here or info that could be entirely fake. Or I could ask a question on here like all the other people did and get an answer that's not sass sounding or being a dick.

There is plenty of recent reviews on here that are recent. Like there are daily reviews. Regulars here tire of the new guys that want to be spoon fed information on a daily basis when there's plenty of information if you just read the forum. Guys post and then the new gut that's too lazy to read the forum wants everyone else to work for them and re-post information that they've already posted. Nobody is going to help someone that doesn't want to help themselves. Looking at your 21 posts, most are questions and deletions because you're argumentative. Take a look in the mirror.

[MongerAlways]

Any luck with Le rose. I see they offer waxing too.

Visited few months back. The chick use to work at body mind soul on northside. He is legit but was only 1st visit. No otc or hints.

[SmileySam]

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[Moejoo]

I haven't been to CLM in a while but there is a new girl whos pics are probably TGTBT. Brooke looks to be very lean, exactly the way I like them from her pics but we all know how that sometimes turns out there. Has anyone got a peek at her? Are the pics in any way close?

[NoHorni]

Take a few for the team and report back. And your question is vague.

Literally how is it vague? It's a pretty simple question. And what does take a few for the team means? The reason why I'm asking is because I been to a few mps recently and only had luck with one.

Where they are okay with you touching them (Grabbing ass, caressing thigh, etc). Not trying to sound like an asshole or be difficult. I'm just here asking a question. Sure, I can comb through outdated info that was posted on here or info that could be entirely fake. Or I could ask a question on here like all the other people did and get an answer that's not sass sounding or being a dick.

[HankyDaPanky]

I saw her this week, she is terrific. Great body, and great service as well, very attentive and accommodating. Took me a while to unload, and she never complained about switching positions or how long it took. Will definitely see her again before she leaves.

Hi. Damages?

[RedGhost79]

http://yojoylife.com/show/lotusspa312-804-4600.html

Stopped by Lotus Spa and greeted by Mimi.

Cute Asian, 5'4, thin with nice "B" bolt ons.

Standing shower was interesting, lots of soap and roaming hands.

Back to room (small room, but clean and nice) for a short massage.

BBBJ and DAY was great, nice trimmed Kitty. Hit doggie and finished Missionary.

All in all, a nice GFE romp. Place is small but clean. Mimi was great.

I saw her this week, she is terrific. Great body, and great service as well, very attentive and accommodating. Took me a while to unload, and she never complained about switching positions or how long it took. Will definitely see her again before she leaves.

[DWaits]

I know there isn't a large Vietnamese population in Chicago but are there any AMPs with Vietnamese providers?

And on that note, I'm surprised there aren't any shops around the Argyle stop. Maybe the area is too community oriented and its easier to stick with locations where the women don't run into people they know?

[SmileySam]

Seriously?

Read the forum dude.

Try Orange spa.

[FruitNinja]

Bro just answer the question or don't. You guys mostly talk about the same 5 mps anyway. I'm just seeing if someone had any other places to recommended.

Take a few for the team and report back. And your question is vague.

[NoHorni]

Anyone test drive Jin Spa on S Michigan downtown?

Going to try and get in there tomorrow or Tuesday but was wondering if anyone has checked this spot out yet appears to be on the 13th Floor of a building on S Michigan Ave.

But any intel would be helpful and I'll report back from my visit also.

I have but she's really expensive from what I remember. It's funny cause I went to a therapist in that same building and then afterwards went there on a a whim.

[Billy73]

Anyone test drive Jin Spa on S Michigan downtown?

Going to try and get in there tomorrow or Tuesday but was wondering if anyone has checked this spot out yet appears to be on the 13th Floor of a building on S Michigan Ave.

But any intel would be helpful and I'll report back from my visit also.

[NoHorni]

Seriously?

Read the forum dude.

Bro just answer the question or don't. You guys mostly talk about the same 5 mps anyway. I'm just seeing if someone had any other places to recommended.

[HappyGardener]

Can someone recommend me an mp where they allow touching while they massage you?

Seriously?

Read the forum dude.

[DLover64]

Has any one tried this place?

I stopped by and a young Latina girl with no English came out.

I learned their price is $95 an hour.

Personally, I am not looking for an over-charging place with no massage, which is typical for Latina spas.

I'm curious as well.