Massage Parlor Reports

[RickMann]

Another long one. LOL. Had these experiences about a month ago, a week apart. First, at Tai, MT not bad, 40's, seemed friendly. Standard house fee for hr. Massage was okay, I've had better. Lots of teasing, did some OTC roaming, no objection. I was ready to go OTF, asked "rub here? Said yes, she said "how much tip?" I only had 40 left, so that's what I said. You could tell she was pissed, but smiling. "Usually 50" "But I only have 40" this back and forth went on for what seemed like 2 minutes. I was already losing it, and she could see, so she said, "okay, next time remember 50" I can't believe she was arguing for 10 more. Lackluster HE, whole thing just turned me off. After I finished, as soon as I was wiped, she slapped my leg, said "You go", so I got dressed. On the way out, gave her 40, she handed me water, but followed me to the door, and said, smiling, "ATM next door in bar, get more $ now, okay?" WTF, you want me to go to the bar ATM to get you 10? I said next time, she said "you get $ now, right next door" I walked out, pretending I didn't understand, and she was staring at me from the door. I walked toward the bar. And just kept walking, even though I parked in the other direction. Basically walked away from her view, and circled around back to my car. Taking this place off my list, never again.

At RS, same standard house for hr. Small, nice fit body, ok face, in black leggings and ripped denim shorts led me back. Friendly, very complimentary, said I looked very young, 20's (I went with it LOL), said I'd look good when I would be her age (47). Good massage, teasing, allowed OTC on legs. Here's what threw me: at one point she had knee on table to get my back, and my hand briefly touched her sock. She stopped, and said "OH, you touch feet! Here, here" and she squirted hand sanitizer in my hand, and told me to rub both hands. I didn't know why she was so concerned, I just grazed her sock. Then she sat on stool in front of me, and I looked up. She said "I have really pretty feet", put her feet on front of table, and took off her socks, and told me to hold them. Now, I do enjoy good feet, but that was the last thing on my mind when I came in here. She was right, her feet were very pretty: small, smooth and soft as a baby's bottom, nice pedicure. Said she was size 5. Once she saw me massaging them, she pushed them in my face, against my cheek, let me kiss and rub them, DID NOT like my attempt to suck toes ("Ewww gross! Haha") but asked for me to massage them hard with my hands, with her moaning. This went on for 5-10 min, then asked "tip? Said 40, she said 60, but I said only had 40. Unlike Tai, she said, okay, next time. Continued massage. OTF, went right to work, allowed OTC, but her leggings felt so thick, like it could've been a wetsuit for all I knew. I was able to go through rips in shorts, between legs and lower back, but again, this was like a wetsuit / bodysuit, all I felt was thick spandex. During HE (which was decent), she started blowing on it, like it was a birthday candle that wouldn't go out. NGL, it was weird, LOL. I wasn't into it, kinda took me out of the moment, so I forced myself finish, so she would just stop that blowing. Cleaned up, gave tip, gave me water and hug.

Tl; dr. TC argued about tip, wanted me to go to ATM in next door bar to get her 10 more, not going back. RS, treated to unexpected opportunity to worship feet (which were perfect), didn't argue about tip, but blew air on it during HE, and thick body suit hindered OTC.

They both suck, usually REJ sends in the old lady with huge saggy titties LOL.

[BearsBuddy]

She's back.

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...ulb-46276.html

I reached out to her and she said "no new clients. ".

[KC7676]

Well it could be because there isn't any skinny white massage girls here, all of them is too big for your taste then, However there is plenty skinny mixed and black girls here. But you should've just said you wanted a white girl then if that's what you meant. Also this further proves you just prefer skinny girls because I don't see any of them or thick obese like you claimed earlier all the other girls was other than Heather. But if don't like any of them how about you just stick with AMP or Heather.

How about I continue to express my opinion because this is a discussion forum.

[HornySenior]

She's back.

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...ulb-46276.html

[LessGetIt]

Went to New Spa for the first time on Wednesday and it was a good experience. I went around 11 and was whisked away to a room right after I entered, did half hour and it was. 45. My masseuse came in and she was pretty short with a decently cute face but plain body, small boobs. Teasing started almost immediately, she mainly focused on my lower body throughout the massage. On the flip she did ask about the tip, I was really enjoying myself by that point so I said. 5 and she was happy with that. Continued a slow sensual massage building up the tension in the area and then started gently massaging jr and built up steadily to a great finish. She seemed to be enjoying herself, moaning and allowed OTC roaming, maybe would have allowed UTC too but I didn't try. At the end she wiped me off with a hot towel, gave me a kiss and a slap on the butt and I was on my way. . 45 + . 5 tip, will repeat and probably do an hour next time, hope I get her again.

[OtraVez]

Another long one. LOL. Had these experiences about a month ago, a week apart. First, at Tai, MT not bad, 40's, seemed friendly. Standard house fee for hr. Massage was okay, I've had better. Lots of teasing, did some OTC roaming, no objection. I was ready to go OTF, asked "rub here? Said yes, she said "how much tip?" I only had 40 left, so that's what I said. You could tell she was pissed, but smiling. "Usually 50" "But I only have 40" this back and forth went on for what seemed like 2 minutes. I was already losing it, and she could see, so she said, "okay, next time remember 50" I can't believe she was arguing for 10 more. Lackluster HE, whole thing just turned me off. After I finished, as soon as I was wiped, she slapped my leg, said "You go", so I got dressed. On the way out, gave her 40, she handed me water, but followed me to the door, and said, smiling, "ATM next door in bar, get more $ now, okay?" WTF, you want me to go to the bar ATM to get you 10? I said next time, she said "you get $ now, right next door" I walked out, pretending I didn't understand, and she was staring at me from the door. I walked toward the bar. And just kept walking, even though I parked in the other direction. Basically walked away from her view, and circled around back to my car. Taking this place off my list, never again.

At RS, same standard house for hr. Small, nice fit body, ok face, in black leggings and ripped denim shorts led me back. Friendly, very complimentary, said I looked very young, 20's (I went with it LOL), said I'd look good when I would be her age (47). Good massage, teasing, allowed OTC on legs. Here's what threw me: at one point she had knee on table to get my back, and my hand briefly touched her sock. She stopped, and said "OH, you touch feet! Here, here" and she squirted hand sanitizer in my hand, and told me to rub both hands. I didn't know why she was so concerned, I just grazed her sock. Then she sat on stool in front of me, and I looked up. She said "I have really pretty feet", put her feet on front of table, and took off her socks, and told me to hold them. Now, I do enjoy good feet, but that was the last thing on my mind when I came in here. She was right, her feet were very pretty: small, smooth and soft as a baby's bottom, nice pedicure. Said she was size 5. Once she saw me massaging them, she pushed them in my face, against my cheek, let me kiss and rub them, DID NOT like my attempt to suck toes ("Ewww gross! Haha") but asked for me to massage them hard with my hands, with her moaning. This went on for 5-10 min, then asked "tip? Said 40, she said 60, but I said only had 40. Unlike Tai, she said, okay, next time. Continued massage. OTF, went right to work, allowed OTC, but her leggings felt so thick, like it could've been a wetsuit for all I knew. I was able to go through rips in shorts, between legs and lower back, but again, this was like a wetsuit / bodysuit, all I felt was thick spandex. During HE (which was decent), she started blowing on it, like it was a birthday candle that wouldn't go out. NGL, it was weird, LOL. I wasn't into it, kinda took me out of the moment, so I forced myself finish, so she would just stop that blowing. Cleaned up, gave tip, gave me water and hug.

Tl; dr. TC argued about tip, wanted me to go to ATM in next door bar to get her 10 more, not going back. RS, treated to unexpected opportunity to worship feet (which were perfect), didn't argue about tip, but blew air on it during HE, and thick body suit hindered OTC.

[OtraVez]

I think that's kind of his point: one never knows what's going to happen outside when you are inside.

But. You can apply that to pretty much anyone, doing anything, at any location, whether you're at an AMP or not. I think that's just how life works. LOL.

[ManyMoreWill]

I would consider some of those girls thick. How about throwing some white girls in the mix.

Well it could be because there isn't any skinny white massage girls here, all of them is too big for your taste then, However there is plenty skinny mixed and black girls here. But you should've just said you wanted a white girl then if that's what you meant. Also this further proves you just prefer skinny girls because I don't see any of them or thick obese like you claimed earlier all the other girls was other than Heather. But if don't like any of them how about you just stick with AMP or Heather.

[KC7676]

Okay whatever bro, it seems like it does to you because many women on there aren't even obese LOL. Plus, you're always on the escort reports thread anyway so I guess I wanted to help you out because it seems you haven't found the right girl yet. Anyway, you obviously didn't even look, none of these women are "obese", I guess you're eyes hasn't been checked in a while.

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...nce-47696.html

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...now-37880.html

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...day-25862.html

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...elf-45032.html

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...ulb-44715.html

I would consider some of those girls thick. How about throwing some white girls in the mix.

[CBusMonger1]

Anyone seen Tracy with a 380 safe area? HE BJ?

[ManyMoreWill]

Not looking for FS. Looking local for the most part, not a travel girl. That's why I posted in the massage section. They don't necessarily have to be skinny. Not being fat or obese doesn't mean skinny.

Okay whatever bro, it seems like it does to you because many women on there aren't even obese LOL. Plus, you're always on the escort reports thread anyway so I guess I wanted to help you out because it seems you haven't found the right girl yet. Anyway, you obviously didn't even look, none of these women are "obese", I guess you're eyes hasn't been checked in a while.

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...nce-47696.html

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...now-37880.html

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...day-25862.html

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...elf-45032.html

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...ulb-44715.html

[KC7676]

Why don't you see escorts instead then, there is plenty of skinny providers here. For example, Annastacia Allure, Gabi Santi, Brazilian Denise, Angelina Ali, Carmen Love, Laila Cruz, Ashley Nicole and the list go on. Are you even looking?

Not looking for FS. Looking local for the most part, not a travel girl. That's why I posted in the massage section. They don't necessarily have to be skinny. Not being fat or obese doesn't mean skinny.

[BushMaster112]

What does a car being stolen 45 miles away at a hospital have to do with back doors?

I think that's kind of his point: one never knows what's going to happen outside when you are inside.

[CBusMonger1]

https://abc6onyourside.com/news/loca...ar-shots-fired

So a couple years back I posted that being a "back door Joe" coming or going could sometimes help alleviate concerns about license plates being recorded (I had a very distinctive car at that time).

I remember the only place that couldn't comply was the old Lotus on Huntley and 161 in the Huntley Plaza. They were closed later that year in a sting.

Lotus has good memories as it was the 1st to reopen post-2020 lockdown in late April, 3 weeks before the official May 15 date, No lights or sign on back then but their door was unlocked.

Eventually the shop was replaced by New Concept who relocated and is now occupied by Wellness Comfort Zone.

I haven't been back to the location but look what parking lot was shut down yesterday on the news.

I can't imagine coming out after a 60 minute legit massage and having your car in a yellow taped lot full of police where a crazy hits a cop and he shoots her.

I know it could happen no matter where you park, but sometimes parking in back works.

Stay safe and sane.

What does a car being stolen 45 miles away at a hospital have to do with back doors?

[ManyMoreWill]

Are there any decent looking, non AMP, massage girls out there beside Heather who aren't fat or thick?

Why don't you see escorts instead then, there is plenty of skinny providers here. For example, Annastacia Allure, Gabi Santi, Brazilian Denise, Angelina Ali, Carmen Love, Laila Cruz, Ashley Nicole and the list go on. Are you even looking?