Massage Parlor Reports

[Coopertars]

What CLM stands for?

I don't think is the same as Chicagoland body rubs. Also, where is this place?

CLM is Chicagoland body rubs, they used to be called Chicagoland Massage, hence the acronym we just never got around to changing the reference here.

[BabyBoy2013]

Yeah, it was me LOL. Orange is the new Red. I never realized it. Was odd she offered shower after for hh. I thought it was because we had a pretty good rapport with each other I worked on from start of session. Maybe was the fact she was on rag and wanted to clean up anyways. I could tell she was type that could turn on me and give horrible service if she didn't take well to me. And I'm not native Spanish guy so I had that against me from the jump. I did go pretty vigorously in mish as well so I'm sure I didn't help the situation for later in the day aka you babyboy so sorry for that. Glad you got money back. Went home and showered again so ill be alright. Hit or miss last few times at Orange.

No worries Noob. At least you had a good time. Stay safe.

[FellowMonger]

Headed out there as its been a while for me and it's not too far. Went in and saw Kelly and there was another one there who was caked in makeup (not my thing) and they said Emily I think was with someone. Opted for Kelly. It's been a while since I had seen her and honestly I couldn't even remember but we went back to the room and after an ok massage and some good grazing from both ends, she asked what I wanted. At first I went with just BBBJ and she wanted 160 which I was hesitant after already a 50 house fee but then she took out those tits and some pretty long nips and I said sure why not with an upcharge of 40 for some rimming also. It was a good time to which I'm sure I overpaid for but it was worth it. She was deepthroating it and was playing with my ass and dirty talking and after a while I asked how much for full service she said 100 more. So 300 all in BBBJ FS CIM. She hopped on top reverse cowgirl but squatting and then did the same normal cowgirl till I busted in her mouth. Bit pricey but worth it.

[Sandbox72]

Is that a 100% real picture of Nicole at Orange? Can someone please confirm that has been there? Why go for Cristina when there are other girls on the site?

[Ronacin]

I would disagree here. Unfortunately, princess Latina has gone straight downhill in recent years. Unless a 40 year old bigger girl is your thing. Rather, I'd recommend checking out some of the latinas at CLM.

What CLM stands for?

I don't think is the same as Chicagoland body rubs. Also, where is this place?

[ChicagoCat99]

4 O39. May have to text first. Waiting to see if the reviews here are not just new account shills.

Slum area: Secondly visiting the area since I couldn't find it and the business had "absolutely no sign at all."

Ring a small bell.

A very ugly, unhygienic and unsanitary "Chinese" woman in 40's came (1 or 2 out of 10, at most) -- very strong cigarette smell inside.

$50 half an hour or $140 an hour.

I double checked it and left without having a service.

There is no way I can do anything with her even for free. No way to kiss this type of women.

I tried only because of some reviews here. Some Chinese men who own the place wrote it or what??

Don't trust everything written here, including decent massage, etc:

A lot of money with no good services, which is the reason why I stopped this hobby for long.

P.S.:

There are a lot of hidden Chinese places like this through Chicagoland -- commonly, absolutely no sign.

So far this is the worst one, since they usually have ugly, but young or old, but clean milf there. This one was neither.

[NoHorni]

Has any one tried this place?

I stopped by and a young Latina girl with no English came out.

I learned their price is $95 an hour.

Personally, I am not looking for an over-charging place with no massage, which is typical for Latina spas.

It used to be $80 an hour a few years ago and they had a mix of black, Russian, Mexican, and other type of girls there but they only did HJs and BJs for the same price. The massage is fucking decent though. Better than AMPs on that part. Only downside is that a lot of the girls don't like to be touched. I had one that did but messed up things with her.

[NewNoob]

Yeah, it was me LOL. Orange is the new Red. I never realized it. Was odd she offered shower after for hh. I thought it was because we had a pretty good rapport with each other I worked on from start of session. Maybe was the fact she was on rag and wanted to clean up anyways. I could tell she was type that could turn on me and give horrible service if she didn't take well to me. And I'm not native Spanish guy so I had that against me from the jump. I did go pretty vigorously in mish as well so I'm sure I didn't help the situation for later in the day aka you babyboy so sorry for that. Glad you got money back. Went home and showered again so ill be alright. Hit or miss last few times at Orange.

[Billy73]

Do you mind sharing what this place is on Archer? Trying to find it. And is there a verification process?

Archer Spa right after Ashland on S Archer if coming from Chinatown on the left side.

Very good talent there I've been back twice to see Jessica super dope BBBJ skills.

[HandyManny7]

Amy. At least I think that was her name. She is 35, but has the body of a 25 year old. And a nice face. I put the tip on top of my clothes where she could see it and avoid the haggling and. The need to stop what we are doing tp give the tip to her. She actually gave a good massage until she started leaving with Mr happy. On the flip she massaged him a minute then started sucking by. I asked her to do 69. She jumped right up and assume the position. It is interesting that she does not like my fingers touching her pussy. No problem with my tongue. And no problem with my finger into brown eye. Then I asked her to lie down so I could massage her, because I like playing. It took just a minute for her to start the BBBJ again. Then when I began the massage again, she just laid back, spread her legs and grabbed my cock and put it in her pussy by. I was surprised at that. But I did not complain. We had 20 minutes left, so she massaged me some more and talked awhile.

On the way out she gave me a hug and asked me to come back to see her before she leaves.

Checked out 31 Day Spa and met an Asian MILF who provided a decent session in a quiet, I opted for the legit massage with release option. There was some boob and under the belt play otc with a promise for more on the next visit. She was cute enough and provided a standard yet unrushed session. 4 hhr +$. 8 for CBJ.

[Throwaway5192]

Do you mind sharing what this place is on Archer? Trying to find it. And is there a verification process?

3181.

No verification.

[SideTalker]

All,

Saw this one pop up on rubmaps. May toftt but wanted to see if anyone had already been.

Thank you.

[TheHunterOfHos]

Yo that's was you LOL. I was the 1 sitting on the couch when you left. Some Asian girl let me and I told her I was there to see Christina. She was walking me to the back when she opened her door LOL. Man that Columbian came out in a towel mad. She was talking shit to that girl. Anyways yeah dude that Chick was bleeding, maybe you didn't catch that but I did. She was quick to wipe down the rubber when getting off me which seemed weird, but didn't do a good job. She Nasty. She was even talking to me when I left was out by the front talking to another girl. That nice attitude turns to shit quick.

That's a deal breaker for me dude. Added seems like the girls are treated like disposable tissue paper, but a chick on the rag in one of these places is a gtfo moment for me. In all my years in this hobby I have never encountered that before. Hope you showered along time when you got home.

[BabyBoy2013]

Went to orange today after a failed attempt to see Suyi at PD earlier in day. But anyways, its been a long 2 week hiatus for me so I was ready. Was going to toftt with Nicole or else Cristina for first Colombian experience. Get to spa and sexy Colombiana answers door in dress and heels. I knew instantly watching her ass in that dress lead me to room I was about to have first Colombian bbl experience.

Get to room said hh. Wanted 1. 5. I said usually 1. 4 but. 1 is not worth ruining a session before begins.

Gets undressed and lay on clean towel. Alcohol wipe down. Start CBJ. Decent luckily was hard enough from jump cause she doesn't wait too long to use. Start with cg. Was very good imo she was sexy af and I was enjoying first experience with one like this from a spa. Usually don't like fake anything all natural type guy, but I really didn't mind it this time. Anyway later on.

Hitting ds and the door opens. One of other mts open door. I remember reading another review on site about monger that had this happen multiple times to him. A min later she looks at condom and takes off. I'm like what is happening. I say I'm not done. She appoligizes she thought I had. Puts towel on and walks out room for a sec. I hear her yelling at the mt girl about having opened the door. Walks back in, shuts door firm, and locks us in..

Yo that's was you LOL. I was the 1 sitting on the couch when you left. Some Asian girl let me and I told her I was there to see Christina. She was walking me to the back when she opened her door LOL. Man that Columbian came out in a towel mad. She was talking shit to that girl. Anyways yeah dude that Chick was bleeding, maybe you didn't catch that but I did. She was quick to wipe down the rubber when getting off me which seemed weird, but didn't do a good job. She Nasty. She was even talking to me when I left was out by the front talking to another girl. That nice attitude turns to shit quick.

[Mtgt247]

Second session somehow better than the first. I was told she was shy before I met her the first time and it showed in the first session although it did not feel like it hurt the session. This time she was more comfortable and it definitely showed. Uhhh walk in. Go room. Give money. Get massage. Flip.

Anyways then to BBBJ. It is fucking amazing I love her mouth. All the same great techniques as last time changing angles for better scenery or a different feeling. Twisting head motions and I love that she doesn't use her hands except for handling the position and she holds it at the base so she can get as much in her mouth as possible. I feel like she read my other reviews or recently learned a new technique because the DT felt better this time maybe just more comfortable. Moving her head every which way really trying to get every centimeter she can. We fucked and stuff it was great I love her body and her ass she is tight. Mish and doggy (read my other review for more) she's acting like the sexy gf for every moment of it writhing in pleasure and turning back to you for eye contact. I love to finish BBBJ and she is just so fantastic here. It is like she doesn't breathe and when she finally took a second to breathe I could feel an incredibly thick coating of her spit on little junior like thick lube. Jesus christ I love sloppy girls. There isn't drool running down your hips or anything she does a good job keeping it contained..

Do you mind sharing what this place is on Archer? Trying to find it. And is there a verification process?