Massage Parlor Reports

**NewNoob** · 02-07-24 22:19

Went to orange today after a failed attempt to see Suyi at PD earlier in day. But anyways, its been a long 2 week hiatus for me so I was ready. Was going to toftt with Nicole or else Cristina for first Colombian experience. Get to spa and sexy Colombiana answers door in dress and heels. I knew instantly watching her ass in that dress lead me to room I was about to have first Colombian bbl experience.

Get to room said hh. Wanted 1. 5. I said usually 1. 4 but. 1 is not worth ruining a session before begins.

Gets undressed and lay on clean towel. Alcohol wipe down. Start CBJ. Decent luckily was hard enough from jump cause she doesn't wait too long to use. Start with cg. Was very good imo she was sexy af and I was enjoying first experience with one like this from a spa. Usually don't like fake anything all natural type guy, but I really didn't mind it this time. Anyway later on.

Hitting ds and the door opens. One of other mts open door. I remember reading another review on site about monger that had this happen multiple times to him. A min later she looks at condom and takes off. I'm like what is happening. I say I'm not done. She appoligizes she thought I had. Puts towel on and walks out room for a sec. I hear her yelling at the mt girl about having opened the door. Walks back in, shuts door firm, and locks us in.

Grab my backup wrap, proceeds CBJ again and got back up. Now cg again! This is where session finally broke through. I say mad? She knods. I say show me and take out on me. After that it was a full out pounding and sprint. Got on back and no, I didn't notice any rag or identifying factors at any point.

Gave everything had in mish. She took an absolute pounding. Respectfully of course. Exhausted rubber off and HJ finish on back while slap first bbl I've ever had with left hand and right hand on fake breast. Eye contact and her speaking sexy / light moans and I erupted. Even offered free shower for me at end cause I was beat from that mish sprint. That's a review.

**Illini333** · 02-07-24 21:00

Originally Posted by IiiDriguez [View Original Post]

To all my fellow Spanish speaking mongers, Cristina is totally worth the visit. She's Colombian and her accent is just so damn attractive. Body is all plastic but man was it done well and her tattoos make it all the better looking. Decent CBJ. Then she rode it for a bit until we switched and I hit it from the back with an incredible view. After she got on her back where I went to town on her until I finished in mish. Tell her to call you "papasito" and you'll pop faster I guarantee it. If you know you know.

Where are her tattoos located? There was a Valerie that was here in November at HK that had these tattoos on her ass. Wondering if it's the same girl.

**BabyBoy2013** · 02-07-24 16:26

Had a recent dream, guess more like nightmare. Walked in and waited 15 min while she finished with a client. Descent face and man made chest and bbl. Seemed nice but that changed as this Thot was on her Rag and didn't tell me. I knew something was off as she was quick to clean but I caught that. The guy before me probably didn't pay attention or didn't care but Fuck that. She said we can finish another way but I said Fuck No!! Limp Dick City was in full effect after seeing that shit. Her nice attitude turned to shit. She gave me my money back. On my way out I told 1 of the girls and she apologized and said maybe she didn't know. I told her she knew and probably didn't give a shit. 1st and last time here. Cat wasn't even all that I've had better. Be careful gents as this asshole is on her rag. Stay safe.

**AyoHell** · 02-07-24 15:42

Originally Posted by ChicagoCat99 [View Original Post]

I was in the area, but couldn't find this place.

No sign at all -- just write the correct address number in advance!

4 O39. May have to text first. Waiting to see if the reviews here are not just new account shills.

**ChicagoCat99** · 02-07-24 13:37

Originally Posted by SexWithJesus69 [View Original Post]

I do believe Tina does allow full service for big more $ you just have to ask. She also said there is a table shower there and VIP service is allowed. She does look pretty good compared to some of the girls in the area.

I was in the area, but couldn't find this place.

No sign at all -- just write the correct address number in advance!

**ChicagoCat99** · 02-07-24 13:33

Has any one tried this place?

I stopped by and a young Latina girl with no English came out.

I learned their price is $95 an hour.

Personally, I am not looking for an over-charging place with no massage, which is typical for Latina spas.

**Bylethe** · 02-06-24 22:16

http://yojoylife.com/show/lotusspa312-804-4600.html

Stopped by Lotus Spa and greeted by Mimi.

Cute Asian, 5'4, thin with nice "B" bolt ons.

Standing shower was interesting, lots of soap and roaming hands.

Back to room (small room, but clean and nice) for a short massage.

BBBJ and DAY was great, nice trimmed Kitty. Hit doggie and finished Missionary.

All in all, a nice GFE romp. Place is small but clean. Mimi was great.

**SmileySam** · 02-06-24 16:48

Originally Posted by Bhar35 [View Original Post]

Has anyone been here and got FS? Just want some intel before making an attempt.

And yeah, they are at least L2 for sure. Nice that these AMPs seem to be rotating girls more. When I went the other day I got Judy. More less similar experience to you. Judy was the one with long straight hair with D size tits. She had some muscle behind her massages. When I negotiated some services there was a little bit of miscommunication. I eased up on the slang and told her I've been here before at this Massage Chicago etc etc. After that things were taken care of. Essentially got the works of what I would consider L2. Got the BBBJ and a relaxing cleanup. I believe I tipped around that too.

For sure you can get FS from a 40+ 50+ dumpy 3/10 provider.

**Bhar35** · 02-06-24 11:33

Originally Posted by ShantitMaster [View Original Post]

My next recent stop was the Asian massage spa on 563* W Fullerton Ave. Only Lala was available for me to pick from which was fine. 30's. Tight shirt and good rack. Overall was enjoyable because she seemed motivated to work that donation. Helps with the mood as opposed to going for the bare minimum for the job. Lala had no issue with me being a little grabby. The whole hour flew by quick because she did a good job on changing up the different ways to touch me all over. She knew what she was doing with not only her hands, but her feet as well. FJ, HJ, and BBBJ IMO were at least satisfactory. Worth the 60 house and 110 tip.

Has anyone been here and got FS? Just want some intel before making an attempt.

And yeah, they are at least L2 for sure. Nice that these AMPs seem to be rotating girls more. When I went the other day I got Judy. More less similar experience to you. Judy was the one with long straight hair with D size tits. She had some muscle behind her massages. When I negotiated some services there was a little bit of miscommunication. I eased up on the slang and told her I've been here before at this Massage Chicago etc etc. After that things were taken care of. Essentially got the works of what I would consider L2. Got the BBBJ and a relaxing cleanup. I believe I tipped around that too.

**Mustashlo** · 02-06-24 09:26

Originally Posted by Bylethe [View Original Post]

Had a dream, CC was her name. Slender 40's Korean with small Bs & tight ass. Spinner type. She was not rushed and I enjoyed some DATY, small landing strip. CFS to finish, hot towel and out. Her massage is always good for me, firm and hits the spot. She likes to tease a lot and never asks for tip. She speaks very little English, but uses her cell to translate. Have table shower.

Will return.

$$ for all.

CC with a pretty face. She has a very nice body with great natural breasts. She likes to kiss. She gave a nice massage. On the flip she took off her sexy black dress and gave me some mouthwash. 69 with everything covered and then riding. I left my usual $1. 5 tip under my phone in advance. I highly recommend. CC is really pretty perfect. Pretty face, long legs, nice figure with a great attitude.

**LceMan** · 02-06-24 08:37

Originally Posted by HandyManny7 [View Original Post]

I saw Kelly last week for the first time. She is very pretty, petite, short hair, smaller but nice tits. Had a great time with her.

Just saw Bella today, and damn she is fun. She's a little taller, nice body, and we really connected.

Both are awesome! Well worth it. Treat them well and keep them here, or at least coming back.

Kelly:

1. Boobs- 6/10 smaller compared to other lady.

2. Kitty- 7/10 loose but was nice wet without lubricant.

3. Attitude- 9/10 really good. No hassle in anything. Good lfk as well.

Damages: $. 5 for both about 1 hr.

One more thing worth mentioning, they are really good for new mongers as well. Can accommodate all your needs.

Happy Mongering fellas.

**IiiDriguez** · 02-06-24 00:54

To all my fellow Spanish speaking mongers, Cristina is totally worth the visit. She's Colombian and her accent is just so damn attractive. Body is all plastic but man was it done well and her tattoos make it all the better looking. Decent CBJ. Then she rode it for a bit until we switched and I hit it from the back with an incredible view. After she got on her back where I went to town on her until I finished in mish. Tell her to call you "papasito" and you'll pop faster I guarantee it. If you know you know.

**ConfuciusMan** · 02-06-24 00:07

Had an appointment with Emily today. She was nice and happy to see me. She gave me a very nice massage. She has a great body and cute face. I was done and walking out and mamasan introduces me to the new thai girl cha cha. She had blonde hair and I would say she's 28 yrs old. She was very nice. I will have to come back and try her out.

**Billy73** · 02-05-24 22:32

Anyone try Bliss Spa.

Right in same spot or next to spot HKPD used to be in S Archer before Halsted if coming from Chinatown.

Looks nice but didn't have time to stop today.

**Billy73** · 02-05-24 22:28

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