Massage Parlor Reports

**ZukerJay96** · 02-04-24 17:09

Decided to hit up LMP Cozy Acu in Anaheim Sunday afternoon since I seen on BP they have "young Latinas". I figured I might try out an LMP since green sign is a no go at the moment. First experience was a flop to say the least. Rotation was a whopping 2 girls. First one was a really big girl in leather pants and second a shorty in scrubs. Went with the second, and I wish I just not gone in the first place. "Massage" was crap, barely finger massage. Then when I hit the signal she proceeded to give the most awkward HJ I've ever seen. Zero effort, face said she didn't want to be there. Kinda felt bad but tried to make conversation to lighten up the mood. No effort whatsoever. Decided to pound it k9 to bust and it took some effort, just wasn't feeling it with the tude. Bad 50 + 1 . 2 spent. Couldn't get out of there fast enough. If any of you fellow mongers has a better LMP, please would appreciate it.

**Fe Maiden** · 02-04-24 15:21

Originally Posted by OcAmper [View Original Post]

I think, you are speaking of Swan? There are at least two Swan Spa's in OC, one on Main in Santa Ana, the other on Edinger also in Santa Ana.

I don't think I've seen it mentioned that Swan has short walls, so is it actually Swan you speak of?

Edinger I believe is White Swan?

**Oc Amper** · 02-04-24 12:38

Originally Posted by QuikTurtle69 [View Original Post]

After the news that Green Sign is not currently an option, I decided to take a cruise down Main St in SA. I stopped at (Bird) Spa. Cici greeted me at the door, and led me to the "room," a term used loosely as the walls didn't even reach the ceiling?

I got undressed after the $. 4 for hhr and she came back and I laid down. Nice massage, not half assed, did some solid back rubbing and addressed the shoulders which was good. I was roaming and pleased to find no panties.

After a good 10 min, I flipped and she said $1.4 for everything. I said I only had $1.2 so gave that to her. I felt like muff diving so I signed for some 69, after which she hustled me in her broken English for the Jackson I had withheld (hehe). After giving in, she got undressed, showing off her nice man-made C's, got on me and I was pleased to discover she smelled and tasted good. I was good with completing the session in 69, so I did. I asked her for some of the fee back since we didn't boom boom and she gave me a extended massage afterwards as I pointed out some knots that I wanted worked out and she was willing and didn't rush me. I thought the service overall was good and would return.

On a side note, I had originally wanted to check out Sunrise 8 after reading some tawdry reports here, and was disappointed to see that it was no longer there. Seems like I missed out on that.

I think, you are speaking of Swan? There are at least two Swan Spa's in OC, one on Main in Santa Ana, the other on Edinger also in Santa Ana.

I don't think I've seen it mentioned that Swan has short walls, so is it actually Swan you speak of?

**ArtVandalay90** · 02-04-24 10:20

Originally Posted by OCMongerin [View Original Post]

Like the title says, are there any spots open past 10 pm? I use Rubmaps too, but got burned on a few places that said they're open. Showed up and lights were already off.

Sunny Beauty on Lincoln in Anaheim is supposed to be open until 11 pm according to RM. That place is next on my list to check out since Nature is down for the foreseeable future.

**QuikTurtle69** · 02-04-24 02:12

After the news that Green Sign is not currently an option, I decided to take a cruise down Main St in SA. I stopped at (Bird) Spa. Cici greeted me at the door, and led me to the "room," a term used loosely as the walls didn't even reach the ceiling?

I got undressed after the $. 4 for hhr and she came back and I laid down. Nice massage, not half assed, did some solid back rubbing and addressed the shoulders which was good. I was roaming and pleased to find no panties.

After a good 10 min, I flipped and she said $1.4 for everything. I said I only had $1.2 so gave that to her. I felt like muff diving so I signed for some 69, after which she hustled me in her broken English for the Jackson I had withheld (hehe). After giving in, she got undressed, showing off her nice man-made C's, got on me and I was pleased to discover she smelled and tasted good. I was good with completing the session in 69, so I did. I asked her for some of the fee back since we didn't boom boom and she gave me a extended massage afterwards as I pointed out some knots that I wanted worked out and she was willing and didn't rush me. I thought the service overall was good and would return.

On a side note, I had originally wanted to check out Sunrise 8 after reading some tawdry reports here, and was disappointed to see that it was no longer there. Seems like I missed out on that.

**OCMongerin** · 02-04-24 01:49

Like the title says, are there any spots open past 10 pm? I use Rubmaps too, but got burned on a few places that said they're open. Showed up and lights were already off.

**Plasma Spray** · 02-03-24 19:57

Called Green Nature to see if Tiff was working, MMs said closed for relicense, come back in March!

Stopped by Levender instead. Got Amy.

5'2" or so in uniform. Pretty face.

Got a quit back rub and was asked to turn over. Asked whst I wanted.

Said everything and she rquested tip upfront. Gave her 1. 6 after door fee. She asked you have more. Which yielded a WTF look in my face. And she said ok this time.

Seriously. WTF! Things just went downhill.

No kissing. No BBBJ. Complained about everything. !

I was lucky to have nutted because I kept pounding despite her nagging! Felt like fucking the wife. Just f#ing nag nag nag! WTF!

**Sticker** · 02-03-24 11:03

Happy Saturday, and clear some space in your inbox. Thanks.

**Need H20** · 02-03-24 09:58

Made the appointment via phone at Victoria Spa on Eltoro Rd in Lake Forest, paid the house, and things got rolling with Angie.

This was last minute but the lady said they'd wait for me. Got to give them credit. Of course there was no wait given the odd hour but Angie was surprisingly upbeat. Joked with me but also talked about what I wanted. I didn't want to be an asshole customer so yeah level 2 services were discussed and gave her the tip. 100-120? Anyways she had super soft hands. Very relaxing style of massage that made me almost knock out. Sucked on her nips while she jerked it off. When Angie started suckin it off, eh job was easy for her because I hit that happy point pretty quick. With the remaining time she cleaned me off, talked, relaxed, and she kept on massaging and fondling down there.

**KammyMike** · 02-03-24 00:34

Originally Posted by AlCapone2006 [View Original Post]

Hit up angel massage in Santa Ana. Next to El pollo loco. 17th street. Call first for appointment on Apple Maps.

$40 for half hour and then tip them at least 80 to $120. You won't regret it.

The only massage spa next to El Polo Loco on 17th in SA is JX Massage. There's no Angel Massage unless they change name.

**LC310** · 02-03-24 00:24

Originally Posted by MangoLvr [View Original Post]

I guess you just can't get over yourself. I did give the streets in the post as well as the name. No, I won't hold your hand.

...and you struck out.

No game even with a working girl.

**Mango Lvr** · 02-03-24 00:21

Originally Posted by LC310 [View Original Post]

Be a man and use the forum as intended.

In case you're slow I've given you a visual aid.

I guess you just can't get over yourself. I did give the streets in the post as well as the name. No, I won't hold your hand.

**LC310** · 02-03-24 00:17

Originally Posted by MangoLvr [View Original Post]

Both places are named P and C. Get over yourself.

Be a man and use the forum as intended.

In case you're slow I've given you a visual aid.

**Mango Lvr** · 02-03-24 00:04

Originally Posted by LC310 [View Original Post]

Just put the name and address. Or at least the phone number.

Both places are named P and C. Get over yourself.

**LC310** · 02-02-24 23:44

Originally Posted by MangoLvr [View Original Post]

I read the report about P and C in Westminster and mistakenly went to the P and C on GG Blvd. It's Viet, but almost looks like a Thai spot. 40 to the man at the counter and went to the room. The room was very dark with a red light on. To me that was a big "yes" for fun. The woman came in and checked to see if I was wearing my undies, and then proceeded to get them from the chair and help me into them. I've been at this for a few years and have never had that! I'll chalk it up to a new experience. The massage was a series of hitting me and hard rubbing. I left early.

I can smell the fun to be had in the air, but I think they thought I was a cop or something. Anyone else? Maybe the place is a front for something else.

Just put the name and address. Or at least the phone number.