Massage Parlor Reports

[Metloaf]

Wanted to see what all the buzz on Kiko was about. The short black hair all over mid 40's claim it's her. But the knockers I'm reading so much about definitely looking deflated. Massage was above average and only a stand up shower and the standard nova finish. Definitely didn't live up to the hype.

[BubbleBoi402]

I met Amy a few days ago, but this was my first time trying AMP, and I didn't know the price. I paid the house fee before the massage, and then paid for CFS, I tried to ask for the price but she didn't tell me the detailed menu. She just asked me how much I was willing to pay, and I gave her an offer since I only brought so much cash, but she said it wasn't enough and asked me to pay some more by cc. So can anyone PM me the detailed menu and prices?

P.S., she did not do BBBJ but CBJ.

This place runs pretty standard nova menu and pricing. There was an earlier post laying it out.

[FoxIndc]

I met Amy a few days ago, but this was my first time trying AMP, and I didn't know the price. I paid the house fee before the massage, and then paid for CFS, I tried to ask for the price but she didn't tell me the detailed menu. She just asked me how much I was willing to pay, and I gave her an offer since I only brought so much cash, but she said it wasn't enough and asked me to pay some more by cc. So can anyone PM me the detailed menu and prices?

P.S., she did not do BBBJ but CBJ.

[Serpico99]

I took a chance on this Chinese AMP off of Ridgefield Rd in Woodbridge. Actually it's on the northwestern fringe of the Woodbridge area, along Prince William Parkway. Probably can drive from the southern edge of Manassas to get to this place in about 10 to 15 minutes max. Anyway, the actual location in on Genesee Place in a three-building small business park that is surrounded by townhouses. Kind of weird set-up. My advice is to park in the parking lot of the business park vice parking outside the business park in one of the spaces directly across from the townhouses, so as to avoid any irate residents. Anyway, the AMP office (text or call the number and they will provide the location) is located around the building facing Ridgefield Road. I was walking up and down the main sidewalk trying to find the location and realized the "suite B" office was around the building. I almost knocked on the door of another office that shares the same office number. I don't see a listing on rubmaps, so just google "Woodbridge Massage" and one of the search results will show an AMP exactly named WoodBridge Massage, with the location on Genesee Place.

Anyway, Zoe greeted me and was jovial in her attitude, she is a middle aged Chinese, somewhat tall, decent body (only saw her body with clothes on, she was wearing some tight jeans (which was nice to see), curly hair. It's 50 for 30 minutes and 70 for an hour. There is no table shower. Zoe gently prodded me if I wanted to do an hour and I declined as I always do half hour sessions at new places to feel them out.

Went back to the newer Chinese AMP off of Genesee Place in Woodbridge hoping to see Zoey again as I needed a 2nd nut today. But she wasn't there and the "new" girl was the only one working. Ehhh, nothing to write home about, about 5'3", a bit of belly but ok face. She said her name is Alice (or something similar, her accent made it a bit hard to understand here) I did the half hour and she edged me for a good 25 minutes before I busted a big nut, which I was surprised since a few hours earlier I had hooked up with my side AMP chick and she had be bust a bigger nut after I held in my cum for a few days.

Alice allowed nursing, her tits are ok, not great but not bad. I tipped 60 given the good effort to edge me and the allowed nursing, she has a good edging technique, playing with the shaft, balls, tip of the head, finger nails wrapped around the head and running up and down the shaft. She knows how to edge. While I was on my stomach, she did the reach under and I got on all four and enjoyed her milking me. She played with my backdoor a lot but didn't enter a finger, which was fine. As I don't like prostate play. If you prefer prostate penetration, then come clean as there is no shower available.

I probably wouldn't visit again unless I get Zoey as I thought she was more attractive (middle aged but more attractive) than Alice. The prolonged edging and big nut made up for the subpar looks of Alice. Call ahead if you want to be sure Zoey is there (taller, with curly long hair. Alice is short).

[NestaM]

LOL so I'll start by saying that I almost always have a great experience at FHOH.

Called in, got there a bit early and Cecilia wasn't available- kinda annoyed bc they said she would be, but my fault for being early I guess ( 10-12 mins)? Anyways, lady at the counter said Cecilia won't be available for a while but that she is open for a half hour appt. Alright cool, she was cute, had a decent body, lets see ho.

Page effed up and wasn't able to post the full report, it should be up soon.

[NestaM]

Called in asked for Cecilia but when I got there they said she wasn't available. Okay cool, annoying but Vivianna said she was available so I went with her. LOL even after reading the forum, even after knowing what to expect. Little head won and ended up going for a half hour. I consider everything that follows, my fault haha.

Face down, brief pat on my back (I won't dignify it as a massage or even a rub down, just kinda slathered oil on me like she was about to cook me for dinner). Halfway through the session, I look up and asked her if she would take off her top. With an attitude, "Nope, I don't do that". Huh? Alright, your choice but odd? Flipped me over and asked if I wanted a HJ. Sure how much? 120. LOL gtfo. I ask how much for everything? 300. Bahahaha fuck out of here. I told her, it's okay and not to worry. I'll continue the remainder of my massage and we'll be done. Immediately gets annoyed and asks me why I'm here, if I don't want anything. Well, I said- I wasn't here for you, first of all. I asked for Cecilia and was left with you. I'm not willing to waste 300 for a two stroke tug and a quick 10 min fuck (oh, this does not include head either, she said she doesn't do that). As I was getting dressed and ready to leave, she hovers over me asking for a tip. LOL for what? "for the massage. A tip for the massage, 40,60, something". LOL really? I was done with her, threw her a 20 and she stormed out as I finished getting dressed. Ended up with 80 half hour and then 20 donation to the Vivianna Foundation.

I know FHOH is a little pricier than other places but most times the service reflects it and I'm willing to indulge (at least in my case), but this was hands down the worst experience at FHOH I've had. Needless to say, and it has been said multiple times on the board- avoid Vivianna. She's cute and good looking, but the attitude and snarkiness just isn't worth it.

With that said- Cecilia / Alexandra / Saba are all great and not much to complain about. Ill be sure to visit them and not Vivianna from now on, lesson learned.

Has anyone actually had a good time with Vivianna? I've mainly found negative reviews, not sure why she's still there tbh.

Oh, there is a new girl named Karolina (I think that's her name) - late 20's / early 30's in looks, friendly, Colombian, great addition to their staff.

[FakeName3]

Was in Springfield and drove past TK Nails on my way to CycleGear. I had always read about Tina and decided to stop in.

Opened the door and was met by Tina who was the only one there. I asked about a massage so she lead me to the back room and suggested 30 min. Left the room for me to undress and said she was going to lock the front door.

I laid face down naked and she returned to go straight for my ass. I guess she sensed my mongerness because within 5 minutes she was stroking Jr and got him hard and then applied oil to my balls and ass and started to slip a finger in. Five more minutes of this and she suggested a flip where she continued and allowed OTC roaming. She lifted up her shirt to allow nursing on those perky B's and with finger still inserted in my ass made me blow like Mt Saint Helens. She didn't try and block it so I covered her hands and arms and she still wouldn't stop stroking until I was completely drained all while she was smiling ear to ear. She finished out the time with massage and then left me to get dressed before I met her at the register.

I asked her what the damage was and she said 60. I was thinking she wanted 60 tip but it was 60 for everything. I tried tipping her an extra 10 and she just handed it back along with a water and an ice cream.

I will definitely return but she may not be for everyone. She is a little 4'11" 90 pound spinner but could probably start collecting Social Security. Her PMHJ is definitely worth the 60 cover charge.

[SlyFrog]

https://skipthegames.com/posts/north...d/908049111871

Pictures and age threw me off right away.

Any dreamers?

Phone numer has been used in a lot of adds for different girls. Probably an ACS.

[Pbarber307]

Thinking too much with the salami. She has been reviewed here before. Looks fun and chunky, but at quite the price tag.

For the forum members' edification, here is an instance where use of the "Search Thread" on the top right of the screen can produce desired results. As shown in this previous post, typing in the name generates a detailed report by Farmer Giles. I've also attached pictures of Tiki, in event you missed it and jumped on the Salami / Puta Jaco bandwagon. Settle down now, second graders.

[PapiKulo]

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...711373565.html

Just got a text from Cindy. She's here for 10 days. This time In Springfield.

Tall with curves, Cindy is warm, has amazing massage skills and if you're curious, can take you places that will blow your mind and other things.

Now, I know she may not be for everyone. For me she's genuine and always makes sure I leave with a smile.

She said business is slow. The plus side no wait times.

I just had an appointment with her. Can confirm due to the game that she didn't have anyone to see until I texted. Very nice friendly lady late 40's I'd say. Great conversation and very good massage.

Now the bad: I texted her on first burner and asked for pricing and she said $160 for naked cuddles and massage. I asked FS and she said 250. The following pic you'll see the messages.

Anyways text her with my other burner and said I'll see you for 120. She agreed and went to Springfield. She hosts out of hotel room.

Clear that she is a user to the best of my knowledge. Terry are all there but super super dirty. She got a belly and no ass. Was on her period so she just blew me with cover. Pics are super old. Like doctor doctor said she is super genuine but if your looking to fuck and good massage best to stick to AMP. She is Asian. She is visiting and told me that she will move here permanently soon. Anyways to each their own and it pays to be always nice to the lady's.

Oh and I forgot since she didn't have a next customer she massaged me then I massaged her and then she blew me then massage then HJ and I was on the way. All the time talking and very attentive to me. Great gal and I'd repeat if the price comes down which I'm sure it wil after repeated visits.

[JonFisher]

Saw Olivia. Looks in her mid 30's. Very pretty, attractive Korean lady with nice body. And her massage was excellent, none of that wipe up wipe down bullshit, every part from head to toe was properly massaged, then comes the hot towels etc. When the transition to soft touch began she reached between the thighs with one hand and around the outside with the other, with her fingers meeting and tickling the boys. In HJ, she kept slowly increasing the pressure and speed, until I erupted so strongly that I felt the come hitting my left shoulder. OTC allowed. Nice tits. I think she might up the game if I come back more.

Any link or contact? How do we reach her?

[PomLovesThais]

I think you all are reading too much into the ad. Her name is Tiki and she put a palm tree. She's heavy set, my guess is she is Hawaiian or some other Pacific Islander.

I'd say Guam.

[Eddie223]

Gentleman this is outrages! If JohnnySalami is correct and I have no reason to doubt him, then poor MikeWhiskey just got violated. There is a trans site on Bedpages! Why are they allowed to advertise, or better yet, why would one post on what may be called the "straight section" ?

Let me ask a stupid question. Keep in mind that I am an old Boomer; in my day you were either heterosexual or Gay, nothing in between. I am not that familiar with the present day nuance. My question: if you are a Lady Boy do you still posses male genitals? Obviously in MikeWhiskeys case he didn't notice or there was something missing.

Best to stick with the AMP providers until you know exactly what you are doing. 👀128559;.

Regards.

PJ.

I think you all are reading too much into the ad. Her name is Tiki and she put a palm tree. She's heavy set, my guess is she is Hawaiian or some other Pacific Islander.

[HinTenct]

She's not a t girl. You're reading into it too much. It's just a mistake in the ad.

Exactly! She's an Island Girl, probably from Hawaii.

[Old Chinese Guy]

Gentleman this is outrages! If JohnnySalami is correct and I have no reason to doubt him, then poor MikeWhiskey just got violated. There is a trans site on Bedpages! Why are they allowed to advertise, or better yet, why would one post on what may be called the "straight section" ?

Let me ask a stupid question. Keep in mind that I am an old Boomer; in my day you were either heterosexual or Gay, nothing in between. I am not that familiar with the present day nuance. My question: if you are a Lady Boy do you still posses male genitals? Obviously in MikeWhiskeys case he didn't notice or there was something missing.

Best to stick with the AMP providers until you know exactly what you are doing. 👀128559;.

Regards.

PJ.

Geeeezzz! Is iT possible ThaT The coconuT Trees in her ad ThaT look like T sTand for T as in Tiki? I Think everyone is Totally overreacTing.