Massage Parlor Reports

[DMichaels69]

Sorry this happened to you but this is the funniest report, LMAO. She was riding you and some idiot decides to argue with her. LOL, Unreal.

Absolutely awful experience at Orange. Arrived and they were busy so I was seated behind the screen until lulu was free. Then taken to the room by lulu. She was hot. Paid 300 $. Got undressed and taken to table shower. Everything was fine so far, and the shower was ok, but then one of the other girls came in nude and they were talking to each other and this seemed ok for a bit and I got to put my hands on her too, and then lulu started blowing me and then another of the girls came in and started washing her pussy and then some dude in a towel started to come in, and then stopped but just stood there while I was getting blown and there were two other girls in there and then lulu stopped blowing me and started yelling at the other girl and then they kind of all left and then I got a super hurried shower ending and we rushed back to the room. Massage was rushed and she kept having to talk to people through the door loudly, and then while she was blowing me again the door opened and some guy walked in and put down some boxes in the room and then the door was just open and another dude walked by and then lulu climbed on and was riding me while another old guy came in and they just started talking and she was riding me and they were arguing about something and this was just fucking insane and I hated it and then he finally left and then I flipped her over and was trying to plow her from behind and the mamasan came in to talk to her and I finally just was like fuck it and fucked her so hard so I could finish while she was arguing with the mama and then she finally left and I cleaned up and got out of there and jeez I will prob take a break from orange which had been wonderful for a while but was just utter chaos. It sucked.

[Terrapin911]

Then I got up and she DTBBj for a while while I rubbed her clit. She was soaked and wet, and I haven. I had to stop her or I would have poop in there.

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Damage was. 6+.

To me this reads like the DTBBJ was so good he had to stop her before he pooped in her mouth.

Autocorrect sure can be a *****.

Maybe the 6+ is hit points of damage he took while getting blown. Idk?

TP.

[HappyGardener]

Absolutely awful experience at Orange. Arrived and they were busy so I was seated behind the screen until lulu was free. Then taken to the room by lulu. She was hot. Paid 300 $. Got undressed and taken to table shower. Everything was fine so far, and the shower was ok, but then one of the other girls came in nude and they were talking to each other and this seemed ok for a bit and I got to put my hands on her too, and then lulu started blowing me and then another of the girls came in and started washing her pussy and then some dude in a towel started to come in, and then stopped but just stood there while I was getting blown and there were two other girls in there and then lulu stopped blowing me and started yelling at the other girl and then they kind of all left and then I got a super hurried shower ending and we rushed back to the room. Massage was rushed and she kept having to talk to people through the door loudly, and then while she was blowing me again the door opened and some guy walked in and put down some boxes in the room and then the door was just open and another dude walked by and then lulu climbed on and was riding me while another old guy came in and they just started talking and she was riding me and they were arguing about something and this was just fucking insane and I hated it and then he finally left and then I flipped her over and was trying to plow her from behind and the mamasan came in to talk to her and I finally just was like fuck it and fucked her so hard so I could finish while she was arguing with the mama and then she finally left and I cleaned up and got out of there and jeez I will prob take a break from orange which had been wonderful for a while but was just utter chaos. It sucked.

Holy Moly. This is the best stream of consciousness report ever. Like you were vomiting the whole experience into the phone all at once. Hall of Fame report.

[HappyGardener]

I meant the spa that Ivy is working at on archer. I'm looking for some manscaping. Sorry for the misunderstanding.

I have not seen her for years. Pre Covid probably. I'm not sure if she is still there or not. D & D Spa 3310 S Archer. Small strip mall with a restaurant across from it that had great Pork Bao.

[SexWithJesus69]

The address of the spa is in my post. The picture in the post is of the spa. The address of the building and the spa is in my post.

I meant the spa that Ivy is working at on archer. I'm looking for some manscaping. Sorry for the misunderstanding.

[Eddinger]

Absolutely awful experience at Orange. Arrived and they were busy so I was seated behind the screen until lulu was free. Then taken to the room by lulu. She was hot. Paid 300 $. Got undressed and taken to table shower. Everything was fine so far, and the shower was ok, but then one of the other girls came in nude and they were talking to each other and this seemed ok for a bit and I got to put my hands on her too, and then lulu started blowing me and then another of the girls came in and started washing her pussy and then some dude in a towel started to come in, and then stopped but just stood there while I was getting blown and there were two other girls in there and then lulu stopped blowing me and started yelling at the other girl and then they kind of all left and then I got a super hurried shower ending and we rushed back to the room. Massage was rushed and she kept having to talk to people through the door loudly, and then while she was blowing me again the door opened and some guy walked in and put down some boxes in the room and then the door was just open and another dude walked by and then lulu climbed on and was riding me while another old guy came in and they just started talking and she was riding me and they were arguing about something and this was just fucking insane and I hated it and then he finally left and then I flipped her over and was trying to plow her from behind and the mamasan came in to talk to her and I finally just was like fuck it and fucked her so hard so I could finish while she was arguing with the mama and then she finally left and I cleaned up and got out of there and jeez I will prob take a break from orange which had been wonderful for a while but was just utter chaos. It sucked.

[HappyGardener]

You need a decoder ring, don't worry I need one too.

That's why I was commenting last year about stopping with the abbreviations. It only results in confusion and 6 more posts of people asking for clarification. Most people are posting on their phones now, auto correct takes over, and they don't proofread before they post.

Abbreviations are silly. It's not like we are hiding anything. Posting true rates only helps the next person.

[Jayp80]

Anyone tried the milking tables on the rubrankings?? Sounds like a good deal.

I've been twice, I would recommend a milking table experience but I can't recommend them. It's a 2 min rub followed by under the table HJ then rollover for standard HJ. Each girl is different so your experience may differ from mine.

[Moss734]

The are lots of was to show $$ But I have not clue what. 6+ is supposed to mean. How much for time and how much for the tip, or did you just pay her up front XXX?

You need a decoder ring, don't worry I need one too.

[Binder79]

Anyone tried the milking tables on the rubrankings?? Sounds like a good deal.

My report, post number 28733 on this page.

[MikeJones1089]

Anyone tried the milking tables on the rubrankings?? Sounds like a good deal.

[JamesTChicago]

Think I may stop by this place this weekend. Do papasan places require a call or can I show up. Years ago I always called, but I don't have a burner so I hate having random numbers on my bill.

Drive back and forth by it today. Hardly noticeable other than the flashing OPEN neon sign. I looked for a camera and didn't see one. Again I was driving.

[Mfarfu Tom]

I visited MOON yesterday and Kayla open the door. I seen her before when she was here. She is one beautiful girl with natural body and sexy curves. She recommended right away and said you want me or new girl. So I reply you since you and I had a great time before. To the room and some DFK and roping each other, Kayla loves to suck and is amazing at it, I can have an amazing BBJ. I started with her laying down and me eating as much as z I could and having multiple Os from her white lost of sweet juice. She taste amazing! Then I got up and she DTBBj for a while while I rubbed her clit. She was soaked and wet, and I haven. I had to stop her or I would have poop in there. On the rubber and off to the races, mish for a while while kissing and leaking her tits. Then switch to Dog on the table, she bend down like the porn videos and took it all in. Man that felt good I was so deep and she felt so tight I could not hold it a blew there. Re seated for a bit and then she cleaned me up. We kissed for a while and hugged, she kept saying I am still wet so I touched and she was still dripping, what a satisfaction when they get to enjoy it too and get on wet from it. I long kiss and out the door. She introduced me to the new girl, she is about 5'5" shoulder length hair brown and poofy, she looked like she had very nice curves and when we hugged z I rubber her ass and it felt great. She said come tomorrow but I decline since I have to work.

Damage was. 6+.

The are lots of was to show $$ But I have not clue what. 6+ is supposed to mean. How much for time and how much for the tip, or did you just pay her up front XXX?

[HappyGardener]

Which spa would that be?

The address of the spa is in my post. The picture in the post is of the spa. The address of the building and the spa is in my post.

[SexWithJesus69]

You guys aren't talking about this place are you? At 3408 S Ashland. It's been a massage place for 20 years at least. A woman named Ivy worked there and she used to do manscaping for clients until she bought her own spa on Archer.

Which spa would that be?