Massage Parlor Reports

[TRockCock69]

Saw SKY last night at VIP and I think they have already replaced the humans with an AI robot. She had nice MMs and was at least 20 yrs younger that the other two attendants but all-in-all, it will be a LONG LONG time before I go back to VIP.

It was one of the most mechanical and perfunctory sessions I've ever had in my 30 years of mongering.

There was NO friendly behavior what-so-ever from there. I felt I was an inconvenience. I knew five minutes in (AFTER providing a sizable the tip upfront) that this would be a very SUBPAR experience.

During the shower, I felt like a high-priced show dog with a handler getting through the was as fast as possible. During the massage, and everything else, this woman thought she was setting a land-speed record. During the massage, I thought she was TRYING to give me an "Indian skin burn". She spoke English fine when it suited her, but when I asked something all of a sudden she couldn't understand.

If you want a robot and someone who gets NO joy from what they are doing, feel free to go to VIP, but don't say you weren't warned.

UGH what a terrible expierence.

The younger providers most often provide lackluster experiences. Drew Tasha at VIP, who is on the older side, but much more fun. Very social / talkative and does a lot more post-massage. Also ended up cuddling with each other after our event. Best of luck next time.

[WordEmUp123]

Hello all. Going to be in Green belt area later this week and looking for the biggest titty provider in the area currently. I don't need any specific address just a clue to a place. I'm a well experienced monger. I do not need my hand held looking for the right place just a clue. I read the forum well and can help anyone else who is looking in different cities. From Richmond all the way to Boston. Just need help finding giant tits in green belt. Also if anyone remembers Pinky at AA with the legit F cup tits. She's never coming back to green belt. Trust me. Senior members with legit post history can ask why but everyone else save the message. This game is.

Crazy LOL. Thank goodness I have the money to experience it all.

To date, that's the only provider who had the biggest naturals I encountered. There was a Sunny in Northern VA but she's back in NYC. But Happy had it although she tries to upsell too much but it is a fun time. Call ahead for lineup.

[ArtistOfWar1]

I'm not sure talking to mamasan will do much to improve the selections or service. I'll give it some thought.

I think MMS genuinely wants to know but ultimately it's up to the girls if they want to come back or not. I know some of yall ran a couple girls away LOL.

I bet big titty Pinky got Sugar babby'd up.

[JoeBlowDC]

Thank you for this report. It helps others avoid someone who shouldn't be working there. You should tell the mamasan. It's hard to write off a place entirely from one bad experience. I've had bad experiences at every spa. We don't have many choices left.

I'm not sure talking to mamasan will do much to improve the selections or service. I'll give it some thought.

[DCHung]

Saw SKY last night at VIP and I think they have already replaced the humans with an AI robot. She had nice MMs and was at least 20 yrs younger that the other two attendants but all-in-all, it will be a LONG LONG time before I go back to VIP.

It was one of the most mechanical and perfunctory sessions I've ever had in my 30 years of mongering.

There was NO friendly behavior what-so-ever from there. I felt I was an inconvenience. I knew five minutes in (AFTER providing a sizable the tip upfront) that this would be a very SUBPAR experience.

During the shower, I felt like a high-priced show dog with a handler getting through the was as fast as possible. During the massage, and everything else, this woman thought she was setting a land-speed record. During the massage, I thought she was TRYING to give me an "Indian skin burn". She spoke English fine when it suited her, but when I asked something all of a sudden she couldn't understand.

If you want a robot and someone who gets NO joy from what they are doing, feel free to go to VIP, but don't say you weren't warned.

UGH what a terrible expierence.

Thank you for this report. It helps others avoid someone who shouldn't be working there. You should tell the mamasan. It's hard to write off a place entirely from one bad experience. I've had bad experiences at every spa. We don't have many choices left.

[JoeBlowDC]

Saw SKY last night at VIP and I think they have already replaced the humans with an AI robot. She had nice MMs and was at least 20 yrs younger that the other two attendants but all-in-all, it will be a LONG LONG time before I go back to VIP.

It was one of the most mechanical and perfunctory sessions I've ever had in my 30 years of mongering.

There was NO friendly behavior what-so-ever from there. I felt I was an inconvenience. I knew five minutes in (AFTER providing a sizable the tip upfront) that this would be a very SUBPAR experience.

During the shower, I felt like a high-priced show dog with a handler getting through the was as fast as possible. During the massage, and everything else, this woman thought she was setting a land-speed record. During the massage, I thought she was TRYING to give me an "Indian skin burn". She spoke English fine when it suited her, but when I asked something all of a sudden she couldn't understand.

If you want a robot and someone who gets NO joy from what they are doing, feel free to go to VIP, but don't say you weren't warned.

UGH what a terrible expierence.

[TholeJosh123]

Hello all. Going to be in Green belt area later this week and looking for the biggest titty provider in the area currently. I don't need any specific address just a clue to a place. I'm a well experienced monger. I do not need my hand held looking for the right place just a clue. I read the forum well and can help anyone else who is looking in different cities. From Richmond all the way to Boston. Just need help finding giant tits in green belt. Also if anyone remembers Pinky at AA with the legit F cup tits. She's never coming back to green belt. Trust me. Senior members with legit post history can ask why but everyone else save the message. This game is.

Crazy LOL. Thank goodness I have the money to experience it all.

[Md Curious2]

Was told that the facility had some paperwork that needed to be updated (not related to law and order). The county has came out and took a look. They are waiting for the county to finalize everything. They hope this will be resolved SOON. !

BTW- I am NOT affiliated with this establishment. Just relaying the 411 as a PSA. . MDC.

[BossBee777]

MMS text to me 'Mia is come back" and New line up 3 staffs.

Mia, Tina, Sky. Hey guys check it out and enjoy.

[BMoreDog69]

It has been too long with GB largely shutdown, so I went to AA, and saw Wendy. At first I thought she had a butter-face, but by the end I thought she was attractive. Strange. Kicking body, but she's fairly tall. Manmade C+ that look and feel good, but mostly disappear (B+) when she lays down on her back. There is some loose skin in the tummy, like some baby damage, but not bad. English was limited, but she is very playful, and even with this being my first visit to AA, there wasn't any concern that I might get reduced treatment. I always leave the HF and tip together, at the beginning, and for new ladies or places, I make sure to touch enough to help them feel more comfortable with someone they don't know.

TS was thorough, and playful, as I mentioned. Oddly she discouraged any mutual touch during the TS, but said "later". Back to the room and an okay (decent, but nothing fabulous) massage and then she flipped me for the rest. Pretty standard services, but overall pretty decent.

There was a hot one I spotted on the way in with long, very light reddish / brown wavy hair, past her shoulders.

[MyThrowAway199]

Saw Cindy yesterday, she was older and cute. Massage was very rough, asked for softer and she didn't. She was good, asked for BBBJ and I paid. 5 extra for it. BBBJ was phenomenal. Very nice body for age.

Toy is returning in April.

[DCHung]

Been palors on Greenbelt numerous times but never heard there a FS barbershop in the area. Link or more details?

I've never heard of that.

[GoodOne6969]

Was in Waldorf again and stopped into see my favorite girl Coco. It's been over a month, I was ready for some fun and she didn't disappoint. Great soapy slide shower, BBBJ and FS anyway I wanted. She's a jewel and treats me like king, and I highly recommend her.

[ImmaculateBbbj]

Been palors on Greenbelt numerous times but never heard there a FS barbershop in the area. Link or more details?

[ImSmitten]

So I called, and asked for a session with a girl giving a good massage especially on shoulder. After waiting in the room, which is the typical spa room with massage table and mirror, Cindy comes in. MM D top, decent ass and super-friendly. And her face is nice enough. Gave the house and tip together. Took a TS. She washed me good and played with junior. Back to the room she gave an excellent massage for a while maybe 30 min. She touched my package when she was working on my butt. Got hard followed by a soft whisper. I've been with much younger spa girls but Cindy had a confidence and skills that took me by surprise and it was intense. Thorough job on head and then went doggy and mish in standing position. One of the best 40 ish hot MILFs I've ever seen.