Massage Parlor Reports

[PriscillaM]

My god, these analogies. Newton discovered the laws of gravity FYI.

I cannot believe I am debating gravity on this forum but here it goes Newton discovered the law of gravitation, namely that two bodies attract each other in a manner that is inversely proportional to the distance between them. Newton could not explain how gravity operates Newton did not even posit that gravity affected time and even now his laws are only sufficient to describe large masses. Einstein figured out how gravity works which is much more important because if you just followed Newton, you could not explain why light bends in a gravitational field. According to newton light has no mass so that it should not be affected by gravitation. As an example it is a law of mongering that if you are in a massage parlor getting your shitport tickled face down a monger will walk through the front door and stupidly ask can I use the restroom before my massage. That is a law that does not interest me. The question is why to which I cannot explain.

[OakOak22]

1563 has one good thing they offer a line up of the 304's. This is the handjob equivalent of einstein figuring out gravity watching a guy fall of a building. The strengths of 1563 end there. The girls are so loaded on k they make matthew perry look like a 12 step sponsor. The place smells worse than Ellen Degeneres breath at low tide. The girls have as much handjob skills as a one legged guy at an ass kicking contest. It is run by a crew of girls who grew up in places like la plenty and have the social skills of a spastic with a machine gun.

My god, these analogies. Newton discovered the laws of gravity FYI.

[PriscillaM]

Got some time to kill this coming Tuesday looking for some advice, do I stick to my usual at Goldfinger or take the plunge at the nuru place. Any help would be greatly appreciated either in the thread or DM. Thanks everyone stay safe!

1563 has one good thing they offer a line up of the 304's. This is the handjob equivalent of einstein figuring out gravity watching a guy fall of a building. The strengths of 1563 end there. The girls are so loaded on k they make matthew perry look like a 12 step sponsor. The place smells worse than Ellen Degeneres breath at low tide. The girls have as much handjob skills as a one legged guy at an ass kicking contest. It is run by a crew of girls who grew up in places like la plenty and have the social skills of a spastic with a machine gun.

[Dbabes31]

Got some time to kill this coming Tuesday looking for some advice, do I stick to my usual at Goldfinger or take the plunge at the nuru place. Any help would be greatly appreciated either in the thread or DM. Thanks everyone stay safe!

[Negatrone]

Kind of hard to spot but there is parking in the front and on the side street just after the parlor.

Went to Rich spa yesterday night especially to see ViVi they were busy she answered the door.

And immediately took me to the room we both got naked and the fun began.

Lots of kissing and hugs we did 69 for what seemed like a long time.

We laid on the table hugging each other and kissing. She leaves in a week.

Don't know who's coming in February guess.

We'll have to see.

Going do the deed with her again Wednesday. So easy. Pay and get naked. She comes in and gets naked and drops to her knees BBBJ. Stop her and DAY for a few orgasms. Her pussy squeezes my finger. Back to cim. A little more pussy eating. If hard enough FS. Otherwise BJCim two. Fun was had by both of us. She speaks almost no English but does anything I sign to her with GFE feeling.

Fee. 6 hr plus $6 oral and $10 for full service. I think she really gets turned on especially when she moans in DAY orgasms.

[Comparr]

I checked google, and this one was right up the road, and looked like it would work.

https://www.yelp.com/biz/swan-health-center-bellflower

Lilly is about 50,5'2, A cup maybe 100 pounds. She is very pretty. Looks a little like Lucy Liu. She wanted to Zookle first prior to massage. Her pussy is tight. She also likes 69. I think fucking is somewhat painful for her because she is tight. She was open to multiple pops. I came twice. She maybe came during daty. I most likely will return.

Oh, I said her age wrong, she is about 30.

[Comparr]

I checked google, and this one was right up the road, and looked like it would work.

https://www.yelp.com/biz/swan-health-center-bellflower

Lilly is about 50,5'2, A cup maybe 100 pounds. She is very pretty. Looks a little like Lucy Liu. She wanted to Zookle first prior to massage. Her pussy is tight. She also likes 69. I think fucking is somewhat painful for her because she is tight. She was open to multiple pops. I came twice. She maybe came during daty. I most likely will return.

[NotHobbyPro]

Hello fellow LA mongers.

I'm flying in on the 1/23 and heading down to San Diego later in the day. Any recommendations for places to drop by near LAX or off the 405 on the way to San Diego. Might drop by Cafe Lu in Santa Ana on the way down as well as my friend picking up hasn't been and just wants to check it out. Send PM for recommendations. Thanks why'all.

ADS.

There's a UTR place behind Church's that I keep going back to whenever I am in SD. Service is top notch every time I visit. Good luck.

[Fat Jerk76]

Have any of you guys been to Peaceful Thai Massage place in Panorama city? Seen it in google maps while looking for a new place to go. Google reviews kinda hint at their services, so I wanted to check if any of you been there and if so, how is it?

2 reviews on rmaps are 2 years old and don't sound like this place is a home run. But it might be a hidden gem. Put on your TOFTT hat and report back to us.

[AbuBakr]

Have any of you guys been to Peaceful Thai Massage place in Panorama city? Seen it in google maps while looking for a new place to go. Google reviews kinda hint at their services, so I wanted to check if any of you been there and if so, how is it?

[RockItAllNite]

Is the going tip 140-150 these days? Plus 60-70 for mamasan? I've been out of the MP scene for a few years but I recall it being 40-50 plus 120. Is that pricing long gone?

For AMPs that is close. It is 140-160 average IMHO.

[Chupacabra]

Is the going tip 140-150 these days? Plus 60-70 for mamasan? I've been out of the MP scene for a few years but I recall it being 40-50 plus 120. Is that pricing long gone?

[JohnnyAaced]

Kinda like the sketchy looking store front with little neon light, steel bars on everything.

Today I got Mia. Not sure if I've had her elsewhere but I think she might've worked close by. Not sure will have to ask her next time. Pay the fee for one hour and overall a decent time.

1 hr60+tip150.

Mia was actually prettier than the normal sloths they have working out of this location. She had nice boobs and a pretty face.

She immediately put the condom on and sucked me til I got hard. Made me get on top for a quick pop in RCG and doggy. No Mish, no proximity to her face. She was pretty decent and was wet the entire time without needing to rub or lube her up.

Pretty run down front on a busy street. Second door in the l foyer.

Went today. Very large busty girl in blue outfit looked like an Asian 90's hair band groupie. But I loved it.

Massage skills are 8. 5/10.

Face 7 (AMP standards).

Body 9 (any standards).

6 cover.

1. 4 FS many positions.

Only drawback was place was loaded with mongers. And they didn't mind waiting.

She said she is there for another week. I asked her name she said "thank you". I stopped trying questions after that.

[Wicked1]

If you're feeling lucky you could try South Coast Massage. South of LAX not too far from the 405. Monthly rotating Asian cast that ranges from OK to ATF ("ATF" 3 times for me, LOL). Put $. 4 on the dresser and you don't have to bother with the massage part. 60 at the door for 60 minutes.

Same. I could have written this.

[AndersZorn]

Hello fellow LA mongers.

I'm flying in on the 1/23 and heading down to San Diego later in the day. Any recommendations for places to drop by near LAX or off the 405 on the way to San Diego. Might drop by Cafe Lu in Santa Ana on the way down as well as my friend picking up hasn't been and just wants to check it out. Send PM for recommendations. Thanks why'all..

If you're feeling lucky you could try South Coast Massage. South of LAX not too far from the 405. Monthly rotating Asian cast that ranges from OK to ATF ("ATF" 3 times for me, LOL). Put $. 4 on the dresser and you don't have to bother with the massage part. 60 at the door for 60 minutes.