Massage Parlor Reports

[CuriosityGuy0]

First of all set up a date with booker on the phone for the Colombian. They said she was available and sent me address, so I get there in an hour. When I get there this girl called Amy lead me to a room who I thought would be Colombian but it was empty then she closed the door and started getting naked. Mind you no one speaks English at all so we used her translation app, I said I was here for the Colombian and she said she had left / wasn't there. I kept saying the booker told me she was available and that was the whole reason I was there for. So I was disappointed since I drove an hour for the girl I wanted for her to have "left". Since I was already here I paid one benjamin for FS. She asked if I wanted CBJ and I said sure, 5 couple seconds later she said a blow is 20 bucks more, which she hadn't mentioned and said I had to pay since she had started already. There's a lot more to write but it would be a huge paragraph as I'm realizing through writing this but yeah just wanted to share my experience and to let you guys know Valeria is there. If you haven't seen her I recommend huge soft ass, small waist.

[LceMan]

It's on Fullerton ave, busy street.

I went to see Mei this morning. First, she gave me a great massage. Even the back massage, she used her body, front and back, her but, her knees. Even deep tissue massage. Not only good massage, she also gave me GFE. Flipping over, I asked if she could do BBBJ. She said sure. She licked my ball first, then the whole thing. My god, that feelings is amazing. My dear friend, you should try.

I like short women, so I dropped by for a test run. She is tiny, pretty, nice titties. Above average massage and slightly above average flip.

There was another girl there, very pretty! May go back and try her as well.

[JamesTChicago]

Drive back and forth by it today. Hardly noticeable other than the flashing OPEN neon sign. I looked for a camera and didn't see one. Again I was driving.

I have seen that ad on and off for awhile. I went looking for it one day when I was in the area. Pretty sure it's a papasan place as is typical with his places there is no signage. Closed blinds, doorbell and camera above door. Never went in or tried it. Just wondered where it was.

[Billy73]

Was in The CHI today with time to kill.

From reviews I've read Orange Spa seems to be the spot.

Stopped in and to my surprise 2 customers waiting and I was whisked away into a room quickly by Amy -.

She is a beautiful Chinese girl I would say late 20's with man made breast done very well.

We settled on 1. 6 for 30 mins then she literally bathed me with spray alcohol while making weird noises like a Mario Bros Game then out came the baby wipes at this point mood was practically killed even though she is beautiful Chinese girl.

She then ask me to lay down where she then puts a paper towel with a glory hole cut out in the middle over my shaft and balls then she starts to give a covered BJ which to be honest was probably worth the cost of admission.

After 10 minutes of that she says want to fuck me so we flip positions and I just can't at this point cause it was so weird I just decided to finish myself off while grabbing her ass.

Overall I would say experience was 7/10 just because of her beauty but appears there is someone popular there couldn't believe there was a wait and a black guy which was the first I've ever seen at a spa.

Looks 9/10.

Service 5/10.

Body 8/10.

She has some tatts and feet and legs are rough (rough feet are a huge turn off for me).

Texted the booker asked what the hype was and she said Columbian and new Chinese Girl.

Will repeat next time in The CHI but overall cool place.

[Fit312]

3200 Ashland.

You referring to natural healers? It's been there for a little while so not sure. But there isn't anything else south of that for a couple blocks.

No, it's on the 3200 block of South Ashland. It's a creepy setup with an empty front room and an inner locked door. It's called Mua Spa on Rubmaps.

[DanTheMan1010]

Saw a new spa in my travels today Asland perfect couldn't stop may try it out later in the week.

3200 Ashland.

You referring to natural healers? It's been there for a little while so not sure. But there isn't anything else south of that for a couple blocks.

[WhiteDonger]

There are many new girls at CLM. Does anyone have any intel? Pics looks great for a couple of them, but I'm sure they are not real. I may just see Sarah who I've always heard good things about but never saw her. Dm me if you'd like.

James.

The only one I can vouch for is Suzie. Pics are a little filtered but not much, she's a great PAWG and we had good fun (L3 w / DATY for $260).

[GeorgeMax]

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...-now-8478.html

Chicagoland Bodyrubs has added some new talent and we all know their management sometimes has difficulties posting accurate photos. So I'm reaching out to ask about these three young ladies. Any info about their appearance, attitude, vibe, L3 price and hygiene would be so appreciated!!

[HappyGardener]

I just found this place and I could basically spit on it, it's so close. Never new there's a spot here, so please post or message me with any info.

https://chicago.bedpage.com/Escorts/.../23147247.html

I have seen that ad on and off for awhile. I went looking for it one day when I was in the area. Pretty sure it's a papasan place as is typical with his places there is no signage. Closed blinds, doorbell and camera above door. Never went in or tried it. Just wondered where it was.

[JamesTChicago]

I just found this place and I could basically spit on it, it's so close. Never new there's a spot here, so please post or message me with any info.

https://chicago.bedpage.com/Escorts/.../23147247.html

[JamesTChicago]

I've always had a good time at CLC despite the high price for 45 minutes. Saw Sarah twice. Gives a good massage outside of the back walking. I just don't like that though. Cute, great tight ass. Probably late 30's early 40's but attractive and nice. Another Cambodian girl gave a decent massage and was very playful and fun. Very good English. Thought she was South American but I was wrong. Good looking and has a kid in college, but looking at her you wouldn't know. Wouldn't give me her name just told me to call her "beautiful. " These were all a couple to six months ago though.

James.

Which Spa? CLC Massage quality Isn't worth $70 they have no Half Hour price either just force costumers to pay for an Hour. That's definitely not better than most Spa's.

[SexWithJesus69]

Sounds like a great session Bylethe! I had a nooner with Cindy today. Amazing!

Which Lotus is this?

[Moss734]

So I decided to treat myself to a 2 girl VIP session at Orange this weekend because I had my birthday last week. The person I was texting said everyone was available because they were slow when I was parked outside. I asked how much for 2 girl VIP and they said 5 $$. When I get in there only 2 girls were available. I got the big booty latina and one of the asian massueses. They were not aware I was there for 2 girl and didn't have a price. So obviously on the other side of the texting line is not on site. I showed one girl I was quoted 5 $$ for the 2 girl VIP service and agreed. Honestly, not worth the price. It's not what you hope for in your imagination. The girls did not play with each other. Had to switch condoms and have a alcohol spray and wipe when switching between girls. I did not get the asian girls name but she did not kiss. No BBBJ or rimming from either girl. The service has always been much better at PD, 819, and the one time I was at Tokyo. Was rushed to finish. In and out in 30 minutes. This is my 4th time at Orange and don't think I will be back.

Sounds like you had a very disappointing "VIP" service. Seems to be on par with my last two underwhelming experiences there. Personally I had much much better times with this group when they were at BHC.

[Perversity]

Had a very nice time with her. Some weirdness, some interruptions, but mostly it was ok. Professional.

Eli is not the girl in the pics, but she is lovely, tall and thin with big boobs that look fake in a dress, but once she gets them out, they feel and look pretty real. Did not see scars, though I didn't check underneath. Maybe she started with big ones and got implants? They're definitely not bolt-ons. Big, perky, teardrop shaped, in your face.

I did not get any sense she was into me. She was friendly, sweet sometimes, but it wasn't passionate. Not super mechanical either.

We went for an hour, at three bills. Might have been short a few minutes. I didn't track it, but it was close. I don't think she has much English. I started by saying with the phone, 'you don't have to lick my butthole, it doesn't turn me on. Can we try for two pops instead?' She laughed.

The weird thing: she keeps mouthwash in a spray bottle. She sprays it on paper towels, wipes herself all the places you're going to taste, and also wipes you down with it. Not a problem for me, but I don't have anyone at home who's going to ask questions when my dick smells like mouthwash. She goes through a lot of it.

We kiss. It's nice. Not convincing, but still nice. She gets me hard by sitting on my face, which was very hot. Not 69, facing the other way. I don't think I fully got her off, but it was sexy. Pretty pussy.

The only thing I would ding her for were the interruptions. It seemed like she was handling another monger with the other girl, there was some problem. It wasn't obvious to me what was going on, but she went out two or three times.

First time, she rode me, bending it pretty hard, and I didn't last long with those boobs in my face. No complaints about size. She tried to get me off a second time. Tried with her hands, her pussy (and second time took it balls deep, which is rare), her mouth. Did not try titty fucking--couldn't seem to communicate that. Tried a lot of baby oil. She tried for a long time, but I ended up giving up.

Asked for her number at the end, and she got out the spa business card and typed it in my phone. I already had that, silly. Oh well.

But overall, I would recommend. She's a good time.

[Englee]

So I decided to treat myself to a 2 girl VIP session at Orange this weekend because I had my birthday last week. The person I was texting said everyone was available because they were slow when I was parked outside. I asked how much for 2 girl VIP and they said 5 $$. When I get in there only 2 girls were available. I got the big booty latina and one of the asian massueses. They were not aware I was there for 2 girl and didn't have a price. So obviously on the other side of the texting line is not on site. I showed one girl I was quoted 5 $$ for the 2 girl VIP service and agreed. Honestly, not worth the price. It's not what you hope for in your imagination. The girls did not play with each other. Had to switch condoms and have a alcohol spray and wipe when switching between girls. I did not get the asian girls name but she did not kiss. No BBBJ or rimming from either girl. The service has always been much better at PD, 819, and the one time I was at Tokyo. Was rushed to finish. In and out in 30 minutes. This is my 4th time at Orange and don't think I will be back.