Bullshit that has Nothing to do With Pussy

[Coopertars]

So Ozone has raised their prices? Wow more reasons why I shouldn't return. They lost Cindy and the other Hotter MT. I keep telling people Sunkiss down the street clean Spa nice clean shower rooms and good quality Massages just for $45 yeah they might be legit but A few claim they made It to Level 1. Bad weather nothing back during the Pandemic they had A line outside of Men waiting to get Inside when the government was hiding out Stimulus Checks. Nobody goes to Ozone anymore because of the prices rising and all the smoke shows gone and I guess Chinatown Spa's are where It's at.

We get it dude, you hate Ozone, you hate CLC, you hate Karly. Half the spas in the city have wronged you (clearly their problem, not yours of course), another quarter of the spas are fat old ugly chicks who only give "hand shakes".

Maybe post more about the places that are in your good graces instead of knocking every other spot, where many other people don't have nearly as many issues as you do.

[Tela1980]

The sky is falling, crime rates are going up, you can't walk the street, yada yada yada. They should move to other cities. Pre-covid Chicago was averaging 55 million tourist a year. 2022 showed an increase of 86% from 2021. Gas is through the roof! Oh no. You don't hear anything now that its down. Inflation! Ohhh noooo. You don't hear a peep when it's the lowest in the world. These people are just looking for something to ***** about and fear monger about. IMHO it's everything to do with voting for a loser dueche bag. I'm going to live my life. Bring it!

You forgot the migrants. Chicago hasn't seen an increase of them either, it's all just Rwing BS.

[GMoney05]

Dropped into Ozone this week after being away since the summer and the first thing I noticed is they raised their prices for an hour massage from $80 to $90. I'm not trying to be cheap but I know the quality of the massage a person typically receives at Ozone isn't extraordinary to warrant paying $90/ Hr for it. But I was really in need of a massage and so I drew Sasha or at least that's what I think she goes by as I've seen her before. Again, the massage is decent but nothing to really warrant paying that house of a house fee. She asked what I wanted after the flip and just settled on L1. There was only one other girl in the waiting area when I left who looked to be in her mid-40's. The weather was bad and it was probably slow but I doubt I'll return if the service remains as is.

So Ozone has raised their prices? Wow more reasons why I shouldn't return. They lost Cindy and the other Hotter MT. I keep telling people Sunkiss down the street clean Spa nice clean shower rooms and good quality Massages just for $45 yeah they might be legit but A few claim they made It to Level 1. Bad weather nothing back during the Pandemic they had A line outside of Men waiting to get Inside when the government was hiding out Stimulus Checks. Nobody goes to Ozone anymore because of the prices rising and all the smoke shows gone and I guess Chinatown Spa's are where It's at.

[FruitNinja]

That anonymous idiot was predicting a huge increase in the murder rate one year and when it actually went down, he started crowing about homicides increasing by one. I don't need propagandists to explain Chicago to me given that I've lived here all my life and it used to be much more violent. The biggest risk I face in going to a spa on Archer is getting in a traffic accident. A little common sense goes a long way, but a terrified pussy such as yourself is probably better off staying in the suburbs.

The sky is falling, crime rates are going up, you can't walk the street, yada yada yada. They should move to other cities. Pre-covid Chicago was averaging 55 million tourist a year. 2022 showed an increase of 86% from 2021. Gas is through the roof! Oh no. You don't hear anything now that its down. Inflation! Ohhh noooo. You don't hear a peep when it's the lowest in the world. These people are just looking for something to ***** about and fear monger about. IMHO it's everything to do with voting for a loser dueche bag. I'm going to live my life. Bring it!

[Fit312]

The guy pretty much just gives statistics but if the statistics trigger you than I guess you are welcome to call them propaganda or conspiracy theory or whatever else makes you feel safe. What did you do to have him block you? If you still want to access his info you can just log out of your twitter account or go directly to his website. Lots of useful stuff on his page that the politicians and local media and police brass don't want to acknowledge. Just trying to give people access to info that may keep them safer if they have to park on city streets, sometimes cheap pussy is not all that cheap all things considered.

That anonymous idiot was predicting a huge increase in the murder rate one year and when it actually went down, he started crowing about homicides increasing by one. I don't need propagandists to explain Chicago to me given that I've lived here all my life and it used to be much more violent. The biggest risk I face in going to a spa on Archer is getting in a traffic accident. A little common sense goes a long way, but a terrified pussy such as yourself is probably better off staying in the suburbs.

[Moejoo]

The anonymous pussy running that propaganda web site blocked me on Twitter. I'm really not worried about someone stealing my converter if I park on Archer Avenue for half an hour in the morning, but you can curl up in a ball and cry yourself to sleep if you are so worried about it.

The guy pretty much just gives statistics but if the statistics trigger you than I guess you are welcome to call them propaganda or conspiracy theory or whatever else makes you feel safe. What did you do to have him block you? If you still want to access his info you can just log out of your twitter account or go directly to his website. Lots of useful stuff on his page that the politicians and local media and police brass don't want to acknowledge. Just trying to give people access to info that may keep them safer if they have to park on city streets, sometimes cheap pussy is not all that cheap all things considered.

[Fit312]

https://heyfuckface.com/

The anonymous pussy running that propaganda web site blocked me on Twitter. I'm really not worried about someone stealing my converter if I park on Archer Avenue for half an hour in the morning, but you can curl up in a ball and cry yourself to sleep if you are so worried about it.

[Moejoo]

Thanks for the tip, Dick Tracy.

Since you were impressed enough with my previous post to compare me to a fictional but well regarded crimefighter here is another link to help you out.

https://heyjackass.com/ If you would like more information about crimes in Chicago I can provide more links.

[Fit312]

And then there is the not violent crime. Over 37,000 catalytic converter thefts reported last year and Ill bet twice that many were swiped. Car has to be towed and replacement can cost thousands. Remember that whenever you are parking on the street anywhere in the city.

Thanks for the tip, Dick Tracy.

[JamesWords]

I agree. Lately the Spa's covered aren't even legit Spa's more of Fronts. Orange they owe me $20 credit off my next visit due 2 the girl I had not knowing an actual thing about giving A real Massage. They rush you so fast also It's like you have to "Pop" In like 10-15 minutes. It's the most talked about Spa on the Chicago thread. I already know about most the good cheap Spa's. Also I wonder Is It the owners of these Spa's on here covering their own Spa's. Some of these places I know for A fact don't even do beyond Level 1 (Hand-Shakes) yet I read reports of someone writing A script to A porn scene on PornHub lofl. Spa's worth checking out around Chicago Princess Thai (Belmont), Lucky Spa, Sunkiss and West River Spa are the cleanest even Grand Spa but everybody hates Amy. She's nicer than Karly the dumb Anal Queen who I see everybody bragging about.

LOL I think I'm the person who wrote the most porn scripts. The best ones must be Anne and sunny 😂. But if you saw my post history, you know that I personally check them all out and will only write what I've experienced.

Of course, if you're talking about others, don't compare their 1-2 paragraphs with my entire short movie script 😂.

[Perversity]

Right on the money, sir.

One big advantage this site has over RM is you can block accounts. If all of the posts from an account are obviously fakes, block them and you won't see them again.

[Moejoo]

I never have any problems. Most of the violent crime on the SW Side appears to be gang-related and not so much carjacking or strong-arm robbery.

And then there is the not violent crime. Over 37,000 catalytic converter thefts reported last year and Ill bet twice that many were swiped. Car has to be towed and replacement can cost thousands. Remember that whenever you are parking on the street anywhere in the city.

[Fit312]

Are most of these safe?

I never have any problems. Most of the violent crime on the SW Side appears to be gang-related and not so much carjacking or strong-arm robbery.

[Degen123]

Those Spa's you mentioned are the constant hyped up South Side Chinatown Spa's on this site since late Summer. Never been to none of those mentioned. CPD has way too much crime going on Drug Dealers, Gang Problems plus Carjackings happening everywhere now In Lincoln Park by the Zoo, Downtown and Northside. I noticed 1 thing there's way more Spa's now In different area's Irving Park, Belmont and some new ones popping up around Chicago Ave. Y'all can feel free to check out other Spa's besides Chinatown now.

Are most of these safe?

https://x.com/pearlangelschi/status/...458251384?s=46

[Hrodebert]

Right on the money, sir.

Too bad this thread is getting mostly full of fake posts. It used to be somewhat helpful to get some info prior to visiting a spa. Most of the time now I visit a spa expecting good service but inevitably there is a 40's to 50's dumpy MT in a hole in the wall filthy spa.