Massage Parlor Reports

[Papahound]

I agree. Lately the Spa's covered aren't even legit Spa's more of Fronts. Orange they owe me $20 credit off my next visit due 2 the girl I had not knowing an actual thing about giving A real Massage. They rush you so fast also It's like you have to "Pop" In like 10-15 minutes. It's the most talked about Spa on the Chicago thread. I already know about most the good cheap Spa's. Also I wonder Is It the owners of these Spa's on here covering their own Spa's. Some of these places I know for A fact don't even do beyond Level 1 (Hand-Shakes) yet I read reports of someone writing A script to A porn scene on PornHub lofl. Spa's worth checking out around Chicago Princess Thai (Belmont), Lucky Spa, Sunkiss and West River Spa are the cleanest even Grand Spa but everybody hates Amy. She's nicer than Karly the dumb Anal Queen who I see everybody bragging about.

Is Amy an anal queen too?

[SexWithJesus69]

Hmmm. Your post is at 4 something AM. First post on a new profile. I'm running right over there. LOL.

There was no Ella there. Only Linda and Lilly. Nothing crazy.

[Throwaway5192]

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[Bylethe]

Had a chance to go visit Lotus on Saturday. Place was empty no one there. When I came in Cindy opened an greeted me with a smile, hug and kiss, said come on in, I also saw Mimi which was busy on her phone and waved hi! Cindy is a beautiful woman probably mid 30's, short hair about shoulder length, with a very curvy and tight body. I did the hour and she massage my body for about 25 minutes, that felt great. Once the flip cam she left to get a cover and the fun began. We did 69; mish, dog. During 69 I noticed her tight pussy and how well it was handling my tongue, she was very responsive and got wet right away. One to mish which it very sexy as she was a great waist line and her ass so tigh, she does have fate tits but they look and feel great. I decided to see her ass better so I asked for dog, which she rapidly turned, she place her self on the table both legs up too spread eagle, when I entered her she made a a uff sound and it felt so tight. Her body was so firm and tight and her ass saw so perfectly shaped. I was pushing deep and hard and she was rubbing my boys while I wa sin and out of her, that action made me explode like there was no tomorrow. She seem very touch after the whole deed. She kept on kissing and hugging while laying next to me, I know they act like you lover but that was great acting, even on the way out she held my hand and gave me fruit for the way out and a water bottle and kiss right at the out side door. She even helped me get dress she did not wanted me to do it alone.

Man what a woman! Once I get a chance I will be back to see her before she leaves.

[GoHomeSmiling]

Yep, the rush job problem is very real. I really wish some of these mamas and papas would understand something that feels counterintuitive. Sometimes being un-rushed can actually get the job done much faster. I really get the impression sometimes that some of these girls genuinely (truly) have no idea what sexy is. Limited english is one thing, But the fake exaggerated howling, "oh yeah baby you cum now baby OHH" after a few seconds is a vibe killer, experience ruiner. I don't even know how many visits (no place in particular) that could have been totally fine were basically ruined because of zero foreplay, "ok you cum now hurry baby" after one minute.

Last review I wrote for Orange, event showed the girl the start time on phone to get her to understand we're on the same page about the session start time. Cute idiot nearly drowned me in alcohol and then tried to put the hat on totally soft.

[Fit312]

They rush you so fast also It's like you have to "Pop" In like 10-15 minutes.

The level of service varies radically from girl to girl, but Orange generally is a rush job. I went there early on New Year's Day and there were already two other dudes getting serviced by 9:15. I fucked the girl with the super hairy pussy (MoMo? AnAn?) and I banged the hell out of her even though she was being real fake and trying to rush me. The guy in the next room sounded like he was having a similar experience and I shouted him some words of encouragement. They seem to be having a lot of turnover based on their WeChat moments.

[CuriosityGuy0]

Any one know if red lantern girls do Qv? I see they offer hhr and full hour but no mention of Qv. I texted the person but didn't answer question just repeated menu. TIA.

[Subarusti]

T-Pro used to have nice looking Asian ladies. Them losing MiMi was A huge L. Now she's at some Spa on Ashland. MiMi is A very small hottie with very big boobs that she will rub all over your face. Also try Golden Dream just the street over on Chicago Ave.

Who would you recommend there? I think last time I was there it was Mandy but she pretty old as well.

[Mr LoudMonger]

One of my weirdest and most uncomfortable massage experiences ever- AI Shang Health Center. Upstairs in Chinatown, across the street from the Fire Station. They have this very strange, very uncomfortable "moxibustion" massage table. I didn't understand how it worked, but inside the table was some sort of light that was producing heat. Made for a hot, sweaty massage. The table felt like laying on a sheet of plexiglass. The massage I received was the most painful I've received, and that's saying something, as I'm something of a glutton for punishment in the deep tissue massage area. My entire back covered in red bruises.

Afterwards, which was after 10 and I still wanted a Spa fix and they're mostly closed, by chance I happened upon Windsor Spa (Pulaski, I think), which I'd never seen or heard of. In fact I might not have gone had I read the reviews on this site (I just looked at a few now). Anyway I was pleasantly surprised. Location sucked, but the girl who answered the door was a 24 year old cutie from Singapore named Ella. Super nice, cute, excellent English (English is taught in Singapore). I probably overpaid, we didn't really negotiate, I just kind of handed her a stack and went right to it. I think she said she was leaving in a few days. I can't remember the last time I had such a young Asian at a spa. I'm accustomed to the grannies.

[GMoney05]

Would you guys recommend a spa that has a girls with big boobs, they could fake or real doesn't matter. I'm okay with either L1 or L2? I've been hitting up t-pro lately and looking for a change, the ladies are on the older side and are kinda out of shape.

T-Pro used to have nice looking Asian ladies. Them losing MiMi was A huge L. Now she's at some Spa on Ashland. MiMi is A very small hottie with very big boobs that she will rub all over your face. Also try Golden Dream just the street over on Chicago Ave.

[DailyGreen1]

Typo $$ (since I need 10 characters to post adding this in).

4 bills we will the the talk down one day.

[Subarusti]

Would you guys recommend a spa that has a girls with big boobs, they could fake or real doesn't matter. I'm okay with either L1 or L2? I've been hitting up t-pro lately and looking for a change, the ladies are on the older side and are kinda out of shape.

[DailyGreen1]

So you got two for $$$

Typo $$ (since I need 10 characters to post adding this in).

[FruitNinja]

Visited Lovely Spa this morning and had a good time. One girl working, Ella, probably around 30 ish. Ella has typical build, not thin, but not fat, decent sized c boobs and great nipples. She isn't a 10, but not a 5 either. After paying house fee, I get undressed and she came back in, but skipped the massage. She left the room to get her tools, and came back promptly. I opted for the BBBJ, which seems readily available. She cleaned me up with baby wipes, and then locked the main lobby door and the door to the room, that was new. She dropped to her knees and provided an excellent BBBJ. No deepthroat, but great suction, and fantastic eye contact. She was juggling the boys for a while and when I told her it was time, she swirled her tongue around the tip and looked right at me as I popped. She took most of it, and while I never saw her spit, I did hear her a couple minutes later trying to cough it up in the bathroom. Laid down with her on the table for about 20 minutes before she started stroking junior waking him up. She did a little BBBJ, but switched between that, HJ and Russian. It must have been slow, b / c we went over by 15 minutes until she made me pop again. It was cool, b / c I didn't think I was going to finish 2nd time and when I tried to leave she laid on top of me to stay. All in all, good time. May repeat.

Hmmm. Your post is at 4 something AM. First post on a new profile. I'm running right over there. LOL.

[MWiggly2]

Been trying to get this post in for a min. The account creation kept giving me the database error. Then for whatever reason couldn't log me but when I downloaded chrome it worked. I guess I have to log in and write more.

Originally went to Kedzie spa to try to get Monica but got Varonica instead. (Apologies if I'm mixing up her name started with a V tho.) Paid for the full hour with everything included $$ Got a table shower which I never done before but man she got every crease and really in between the cheeks even offered to kiss down there which not really my thing so I declined. Then got lead to the room where she messaged me for a couple minutes before telling me if I added a bill she could bring someone else in to have "fun". I paid it just to see if the extra person was going to be Monica and actually curious since I never done it before and had cash to blow. In came Doris she was pretty decent and gave a really strong message before the fun. Duo was everything I expected and heard about the condom swapping was kinda annoying but it was really enjoyable having one suck on my nips while pounding the other. After a couple positions swaps with both ultimately ended with CIM veronica. Fun experience kinda on the fence if ill ever do one again tho.

So you got two for $$$