Massage Parlor Reports

**BadDances** · 01-15-24 08:37

Swung by orange which is usually a bargain. Got Amy who had this amazing figure, pretty big enhanced ones and I love a tiny waist and wide hips. Issue was the moment I put it in she starts moaning "cum for me" doesn't speak english otherwise. After about the 15th one in 5 minutes I just had her jack me.

HandyManny7 · 01-15-24 06:45

Visited Lovely Spa this morning and had a good time. One girl working, Ella, probably around 30 ish. Ella has typical build, not thin, but not fat, decent sized c boobs and great nipples. She isn't a 10, but not a 5 either. After paying house fee, I get undressed and she came back in, but skipped the massage. She left the room to get her tools, and came back promptly. I opted for the BBBJ, which seems readily available. She cleaned me up with baby wipes, and then locked the main lobby door and the door to the room, that was new. She dropped to her knees and provided an excellent BBBJ. No deepthroat, but great suction, and fantastic eye contact. She was juggling the boys for a while and when I told her it was time, she swirled her tongue around the tip and looked right at me as I popped. She took most of it, and while I never saw her spit, I did hear her a couple minutes later trying to cough it up in the bathroom. Laid down with her on the table for about 20 minutes before she started stroking junior waking him up. She did a little BBBJ, but switched between that, HJ and Russian. It must have been slow, b / c we went over by 15 minutes until she made me pop again. It was cool, b / c I didn't think I was going to finish 2nd time and when I tried to leave she laid on top of me to stay. All in all, good time. May repeat.

**DailyGreen1** · 01-15-24 02:08

Originally Posted by OFCharlie [View Original Post]

Hmm, you might want to have your hearing checked or it's bad English on her part. Monica and Varonica don't sound alike. I texted Monica and she said she is still at Kedzie with Doris. There is no third girl. She said she is going to 819 after work tomorrow, but definitely is still at Kedzie now. Plus, their X account doesn't have a new girl.

About to plan that trip fr then.

**GMoney05** · 01-15-24 00:00

Originally Posted by WalkingHard [View Original Post]

Thank you so much! Yes! Completely agree! The shrill reviews ruined RM and it's bleeding into this site. Like when did these penthouse forum like posts become commonplace? This forum is starting to read like a subreddit for a bunch of Danielle Steele wannabes. No one wants to read a two page story about you and your conquest of a woman who was conquered by 15 other guys the same day. As Joe Friday said in Dragnet, "just the facts ma'am". Here's what I'd like to see in posts:

Spa Name:

Provider Name (s):

Estimated Age:

Bust Size:

Butt Size:

Menu Options:

Skill Rating:

Brief description: Her personality, massage skill, cleanliness of the spa, any other providers that were seen, etc.

I don't know what else I'm missing.

Also they never state how busy these Spa's get. Or the Door Fee. I want useful Information. I been hearing so many stories sounds like somebody Is writing A freaking porn scene for Happy Tugging LOL. Also so many guy's bragging about banging the MT on the shower table I been getting turned off from using them at Spa's.

**GMoney05** · 01-14-24 23:41

Originally Posted by Moss734 [View Original Post]

These phony reviews are becoming alarmingly reminiscent of Rubmaps (I am not even going quote them and give them more life). It's already frustrating to encounter exaggerated reviews that read like lengthy novels, but these recent spa penthouse letters are a little too much.

Yeah I kept that to myself. But I see some guy's saying they made It too Levels 2 and 3 at some of these Spa's but some of these joints the MT they want $100 plus tips In the back for A boring Hand-Shake.

**OF Charlie** · 01-14-24 22:39

Originally Posted by DailyGreen1 [View Original Post]

Been trying to get this post in for a min. The account creation kept giving me the database error. Then for whatever reason couldn't log me but when I downloaded chrome it worked. I guess I have to log in and write more.

Originally went to Kedzie spa to try to get Monica but got Varonica instead. (Apologies if I'm mixing up her name started with a V tho.) Paid for the full hour with everything included $$ Got a table shower which I never done before but man she got every crease and really in between the cheeks even offered to kiss down there which not really my thing so I declined. Then got lead to the room where she messaged me for a couple minutes before telling me if I added a bill she could bring someone else in to have "fun". I paid it just to see if the extra person was going to be Monica and actually curious since I never done it before and had cash to blow. In came Doris she was pretty decent and gave a really strong message before the fun. Duo was everything I expected and heard about the condom swapping was kinda annoying but it was really enjoyable having one suck on my nips while pounding the other. After a couple positions swaps with both ultimately ended with CIM veronica. Fun experience kinda on the fence if ill ever do one again tho.

Hmm, you might want to have your hearing checked or it's bad English on her part. Monica and Varonica don't sound alike. I texted Monica and she said she is still at Kedzie with Doris. There is no third girl. She said she is going to 819 after work tomorrow, but definitely is still at Kedzie now. Plus, their X account doesn't have a new girl.

**Cbear13** · 01-14-24 22:35

Does anyone have reviews on the place in forest park. On Harlem ave next to the jj fish. I drive past it everyday and thinking of stopping in.

**GraErick0921** · 01-14-24 22:33

Originally Posted by SpaGuy21 [View Original Post]

I have to admit my curiosity has been piqued by this Vivi. I'm regularly in the area of Sunny but the one time I scoped it out, 3+ years ago, an older MT answered and I was not at all interested. Also, being on Halsted in the West Loop (Greektown), the foot and street traffic is just so heavy. I like the idea of a part-timer and her description, although overly simplified, sounds almost worth checking out. Maybe someone else can elaborate on her a bit more. She has to have worked (or works) at another spa based on the part-time schedule. Might just have to check it out!

Vivi at Sunny is def one of my favs. Have to see her a few times (I would say 3-4, however many it takes until she "knows" you.) before she gets "more" comfortable. A real sweetheart.

**BringBackBp** · 01-14-24 18:39

Round 3 at Kedzie.

Same excellent service. TS, DFK, Don, BBJ, 69, CFS what's already been said still applies. But I think the reason me (and others) are drawn to her is the attitude / personality matches the performance. I know that sounds lame for a high volume working girl at a spa but it's the truth. She knows how to say and do the right things to make your day even if it is just an act. Mongers really appreciate the little things besides the dirty deeds act. Anyway she's going to be at 819 next. Apparently Kedzie is super slow, especially with this ball freezing weather. I got her direct number now she I'll be personally contacting her whenever she comes into town for work.

P.S.-I hope this review satisfies you penthouse letter haters and people who think every poster under 200 is a papa / mama shill.

**RichL1234** · 01-14-24 17:41

Originally Posted by NoHorni [View Original Post]

Didn't they say it was a new place? How would they recognize the number if it was new to them?

Papasan place I'm sure he's got a list of his regular customers on all his girls work phones, not that new I was there about a year ago.

**WalkingHard** · 01-14-24 12:13

Originally Posted by Elpatron [View Original Post]

Got it 38-- west

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FYI, I dropped in here last week and found there was only a woman in her early to mid 40's with thinning hair who insisted on wanting to keep the light dimmed really low. I left, so be cautious.

**OF Charlie** · 01-14-24 12:05

Originally Posted by Fit312 [View Original Post]

Happened to be in the area before lunchtime, so came in blind. Met by Lisa who speaks no English. A bit older with big fake soft tits and a bit of a gut, no tats. Right nipple is a little messed up from the boob job. Online pics reviewed after the fact are fake. Immediately suggested $300 VIP. Had to resort to the phone and took the $160 BBBJ "regular service" option. Blow job was solid with deep throat and a lot of spit. No kissing or DATY allowed. Banged her in missionary and doggie while rubbing her clit and sucking her tits with no complaints. Didn't hesitate to give a little head between positions even with the condom slathered in lube and pussy juice. Asked if I could finish in her mouth and she agreed. Stripped off the condom and unloaded in her mouth while I held her head. She choked a little bit when I started coming, but she didn't dodge and took it all in her mouth. She told me that she is from San Francisco and will be at the spa until the 21st. There was another girl with a dude in the next room, but I didn't get a look at her. Probably won't repeat and I couldn't get her WeChat due to connectivity problems, but thought that it was a good value for the money.

The girl in the next room is Anne. You might have seen her already.

It's her last stay at a spa. Going to PD on the 21st, with 31st being her last day in Chicago. Be gone from Chicago for a while after the 31st.

Those of you who don't go to apartment, last call.

**DailyGreen1** · 01-14-24 10:39

Been trying to get this post in for a min. The account creation kept giving me the database error. Then for whatever reason couldn't log me but when I downloaded chrome it worked. I guess I have to log in and write more.

Originally went to Kedzie spa to try to get Monica but got Varonica instead. (Apologies if I'm mixing up her name started with a V tho.) Paid for the full hour with everything included $$ Got a table shower which I never done before but man she got every crease and really in between the cheeks even offered to kiss down there which not really my thing so I declined. Then got lead to the room where she messaged me for a couple minutes before telling me if I added a bill she could bring someone else in to have "fun". I paid it just to see if the extra person was going to be Monica and actually curious since I never done it before and had cash to blow. In came Doris she was pretty decent and gave a really strong message before the fun. Duo was everything I expected and heard about the condom swapping was kinda annoying but it was really enjoyable having one suck on my nips while pounding the other. After a couple positions swaps with both ultimately ended with CIM veronica. Fun experience kinda on the fence if ill ever do one again tho.

**Fit312** · 01-14-24 07:40

Happened to be in the area before lunchtime, so came in blind. Met by Lisa who speaks no English. A bit older with big fake soft tits and a bit of a gut, no tats. Right nipple is a little messed up from the boob job. Online pics reviewed after the fact are fake. Immediately suggested $300 VIP. Had to resort to the phone and took the $160 BBBJ "regular service" option. Blow job was solid with deep throat and a lot of spit. No kissing or DATY allowed. Banged her in missionary and doggie while rubbing her clit and sucking her tits with no complaints. Didn't hesitate to give a little head between positions even with the condom slathered in lube and pussy juice. Asked if I could finish in her mouth and she agreed. Stripped off the condom and unloaded in her mouth while I held her head. She choked a little bit when I started coming, but she didn't dodge and took it all in her mouth. She told me that she is from San Francisco and will be at the spa until the 21st. There was another girl with a dude in the next room, but I didn't get a look at her. Probably won't repeat and I couldn't get her WeChat due to connectivity problems, but thought that it was a good value for the money.