Massage Parlor Reports

[DMichaels69]

819 was reported on here as dirty with mold. Tokyo and Kenzie are new so they may be better but keep in mind these are high volume places so most likely not enough time to properly clean plus these girls bang mongers in the shower area too.

Orange has been reported to have ladyboys so be aware of that.

Well. That's the plan actually. I am heading your way next week and might get time to participate only once. I like the activities mentioned in the forum. So, wanted to chose the cleanest one.

I have thing for Asians. So, if there are other independent Asian options outside AMPs, please do let me know.

[SouthSonny]

Time to get in your lime green 1979 pacer hatchback and head to Chicago as it looks like your not local.

Well. That's the plan actually. I am heading your way next week and might get time to participate only once. I like the activities mentioned in the forum. So, wanted to chose the cleanest one.

I have thing for Asians. So, if there are other independent Asian options outside AMPs, please do let me know.

[DMichaels69]

Time to get in your lime green 1979 pacer hatchback and head to Chicago as it looks like your not local.

Kedzie vs Tokyo vs 819 vs orange?

All these seem to provide similar services. However, which among these is the cleanest?

[FruitNinja]

I went today after mamasan text me she had a new young cute thai girl. I went because I'm into thai girls. They are so exotic and sensual. I showed up at my appointed time. I got into the room and in comes Nadia. Wow she's a looker. She gives a great massage. I almost fell asleep. On the flip as I'm looking at her great body. She has nice D cup and a great curvy ass. I cupped my hand around it. She is young, cute and fantastic body. She's here for another 2 weeks. I gave her the going rate for tip. I left very happy. I'm sure if I come back. She will make me feel even better. You must see trust me.

I understand you left happy but that can mean a lot of things.

[SpaGuy21]

Reliable L1 Vivi works on Thursdays and Fridays. She's young and thin and has good English and hand technique. Claire is older than Vivi but she has nice tits and ass to grab.

I've visited her a couple times at Sunny and have always been hoping to get more than L1.

I see Vivi for solid massage, TS, and L1. She only works Thursday and Fridays.

Pretty face, slim body, sweet girl. May seem stand offish at first. Halsted and Jackson.

I have to admit my curiosity has been piqued by this Vivi. I'm regularly in the area of Sunny but the one time I scoped it out, 3+ years ago, an older MT answered and I was not at all interested. Also, being on Halsted in the West Loop (Greektown), the foot and street traffic is just so heavy. I like the idea of a part-timer and her description, although overly simplified, sounds almost worth checking out. Maybe someone else can elaborate on her a bit more. She has to have worked (or works) at another spa based on the part-time schedule. Might just have to check it out!

[SouthSonny]

Kedzie vs Tokyo vs 819 vs orange?

All these seem to provide similar services. However, which among these is the cleanest?

[Mojitousa]

What can I say about another session with Monica that has not already been said. She texted me last night to let me know she was back in town and headed over today around noon. Her table shower is off the hook. She starts by lathering you up and cleaning you thoroughly so she can give you the rimming of your life. She parts your cheeks and buries her tongue in there and you can hear her slurp. It's really sublime. Then the nuru gel comes out and she is sliding all over you. On the flip she is great at rubbing her clit on your johnson and I don't know how it doesn't slide right in. This is just as awesome experience. And did I mention the DFK throughout and 69 and this is still in the table shower. Off to the room and more of the same and once the cover goes on it's non stop. This was my third time seeing her and she treated me like a long lost lover, like everyone else I'm sure LOL. Doesn't matter as she is a great girl with great natural tits, big for an Asian girl. The best part is at the end being able to blow in her mouth. She takes it like a champ. Just a great girl who gives her all and treats you like a long lost lover. Trear her right fellas.

[FellowMonger]

Anyone got updates on CLM girls? Haven't been in a while but just curious if anyone has info on them. Feel free to PM.

[GMoney05]

There were multiple reports of ladyboys at Orange when they first opened.

And this Is exactly why I was A bit skeptical about going. If I have 2 wonder Is that A real girl or some "Transformer" than nah, I'll just wait till next round.

[Member #6568]

I went today after mamasan text me she had a new young cute thai girl. I went because I'm into thai girls. They are so exotic and sensual. I showed up at my appointed time. I got into the room and in comes Nadia. Wow she's a looker. She gives a great massage. I almost fell asleep. On the flip as I'm looking at her great body. She has nice D cup and a great curvy ass. I cupped my hand around it. She is young, cute and fantastic body. She's here for another 2 weeks. I gave her the going rate for tip. I left very happy. I'm sure if I come back. She will make me feel even better. You must see trust me.

1 $$ for a handi and house money on top. Smh.

[ConfuciusMan]

I have time today to write another review. I went Monday to Broadway spa and Eva was busy. The girl at the counter was new. I asked her name. She said Emily. I asked her if she was available. She replied yes. I paid my door fee and she took me to the last room on the end. Her English was great and she's not Chinese but she has a unique exotic look. On the flip she started working me and I got to see her body. Let me tell you it was great. She's petite light smooth butter skin. She showed me what she's got let me tell you Nice perfect top and a great Asian jlo ass. I was starting at her cute face and great body. I gave her a nice tip and she was happy and so was I. Broadway spa line up is very solid. Emily works Mon., Thurs, Friday. Please book ahead. You won't regret her. She was all smiles.

[ConfuciusMan]

I went today after mamasan text me she had a new young cute thai girl. I went because I'm into thai girls. They are so exotic and sensual. I showed up at my appointed time. I got into the room and in comes Nadia. Wow she's a looker. She gives a great massage. I almost fell asleep. On the flip as I'm looking at her great body. She has nice D cup and a great curvy ass. I cupped my hand around it. She is young, cute and fantastic body. She's here for another 2 weeks. I gave her the going rate for tip. I left very happy. I'm sure if I come back. She will make me feel even better. You must see trust me.

[Throwaway5192]

Set up an appointment when they opened. Walked in at 9:30 made the exchange and shortly after Monica had to leave the room for 10 minutes to let another girl in the door. I watched the cameras for a minute but there is not much information for me to relay here. Colored reddish hair and looks pretty slim. I text a few friends while they get situated and Monica comes back in the room.

She asks if I want shower and I told her that I showered before I came and she buries her face in my chest to confirm I do not need a shower and we are off! Anyone who has seen Monica before knows how much DFK there is in the session and maybe it is because I have been repeating her but my god it seems better every time. She pushes me onto the bed and gets on top me and we start making out like we are in high school. The difference here is in high school I never had a girl rip my clothes off the way Monica did. I can tell she is excited for the session because she gets impatient in her own little way and it is super cute. I know she was on vacation so maybe she is excited to get back to work. For someone who came from Alaska she was real warm. She is fresh off of vacation and I am the first session so as we are DFK on the bed I go down for DATY. Trimmed cat. I am not usually one to go for this but given this particular circumstance and how much I vibe with Monica I was happy to do it for her. She is very responsive to DATY. For anyone who does the alphabet I am pretty confident in saying her favorite letters are G-H-I-J. She motions me to come up for DFK she gets on her side and we continue DFK shortly before she goes for BBBJ.

I know I have described her BBBJ before BUT! Maybe because I am repeating she is going deeper for me. I am not strong handing her into it either she can take almost all of it. I am not sure I have ever felt teeth with her but my memory is not amazing which is part of the reason I enjoy writing these reviews to help repaint a vivid image in my head. I enjoy her BBBJ, the slurping noises and the way she will look up and wink at you is very cute.

I tell her I'm ready for her and she lays DFK next to me pushing me out to the side but also pulling me on top of her. She grabs the cover, inserts me into mish, thrusts her hips up, wraps her legs around me and starts grinding before I can even get properly started. She is so wet I never saw the lube. I don't think it was even in the room. The whole Long Lost Lover routine she really gets into it. I thought she was going to leave hickies on my neck. After some time in mish I get off the bed grab her legs and spin her 90 degrees so I can have her in standing mish off the bed. Before reinserting myself I noticed how wet her cat was. The area is absolutely soaked. I guess a nice vacation can do that for a girl because she was ready and energetic. She spits her usual game, "I love you" lines and maybe even a new one or two. I pound away for awhile holding her legs and pushing her knees to her chest and enjoying the view of her little ass as I am pushed onto her. Her natural tits bouncing are always amazing to watch and grab. She will put her arms together pressing them together and that is just such an amazing view. She makes cute faces and her moans seem authentic. I start to workup a sweat and ask for CG. She is happy to get on top because its great for DFK and I will just say she definitely woke up very energetic today. She held my head in place DFK and started auditioning for a Texas rodeo. I did not even make it to doggy haha. I am probably biased because I think she has me figured out. I never finish in CG that shit never happens for me. Little bit of chatting and lots of DFK for the rest of the session. I guess this review is about the fact that Monica will romp up the sessions as you repeat. I wouldn't say our last session was vastly different from the first just a bit more personalized so I would say there has been value for me personally in repeating with her.

She told me she would not prefer to be at Kedzie Spa because business has been slow there so this seems like a decent time to see her if you have not yet. She is most likely available and as I am saying here and others have stated before I love her service and she is an awesome girl. I enjoy every bit of our sessions together which is probably obvious as I write my 3rd review for her. I definitely vibe with her but I will reiterate what I said in my first review. I found my Anne. I was never one for repeats but I will see Monica at least once a week whenever she is here. Maybe more. I don't feel as compelled to gamble on new girls service. Like yeah maybe that's the girl in the picture maybe I read a fake review maybe YMMV and maybe shallow cat and maybe a pillow and maybe sore maybe just fuck me right LOL. I am not much of gambler anyway. When I go to the store, I get the brands I know I like rather than trying something new EVERY time. I completely understand why Charlie helps Anne as much as he does now. You wouldn't hesitate to help a friend if it was a simple as taking 5 or 10 minutes to write on a free online forum for them.

Also want to comment on this whole Fuckit situation real quick. Don't be balls deep when they come in the room and don't say shit. I think it is simple. We are always taking the risk but I just feel when exoneration is as simple as pulling out if you hear big ass foot steps coming up to the door. You could be at full mast and blame it on the fact that you are being massaged by a woman. Say something stupid like you haven't been touched in years. Whatever you say just don't admit the truth. All that being said. All the information I got from Fuckit in DMs was accurate. I am just not bothering with reading about most of the LEO stuff on here. We know what it is and what to do.

[YuhColoy]

New Girl Orange Valentina. Yes. That is her in the pictures. And her pictures don't do her any justice. She is very beautiful, tall, nice ass, and she has some man made melons that look very big in her small frame. She was a very good girl to me. She is here / there to please. Good Look. Good Attitude. Good Job.

Overall 8/10.

A must try.

Let me know what you guys think.

[SmileySam]

I opted for an hour. I was exhausted when I left. We were like 2 teenagers with raging hormones. She is not young. Ample breasts, D cup, perfect for tittie fucking. The carnal frenzy didn't stop there. No request went unfulfilled. So glad I stopped in. She didn't want to stop. She tried to get me up for another round of carnal enjoyment. I failed. She wore me out.

Never watched the clock. The session was refreshly different from other AMPs. No rush, no cum quick, and no GPS.

Lala has talents. YMMV, as always.

Stopped by Lotus on Irving Park Portage Park. No signage. Red paper covering door. MT was 40's to 50's short and stocky dressed in red lingerie with red boots. The place smelled brutal. I think they live there so all the cooking smells. Only one MT there. Hard pass.