Massage Parlor Reports

**Shogun Hua** · 01-17-24 11:41

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**SkeletonKey6** · 01-16-24 16:46

5254 had a few passable pre-aunties the one time I was there last summer but they had major GPS with ridiculous prices. Would not repeat either location unless things have changed.

Originally Posted by Asterisk2 [View Original Post]

Hey all, anyone tried any of these girls?

https://skipthegames.com/posts/seatt...n/004314064865

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**Gagnely476** · 01-16-24 14:52

This my 2nd visit at Eastern Wisdom Massage in Marysville. Came back after a good previous encounter.

Judy was average looking IMO. Skinny and had soft c cup knockers, but Zoe that I had last time was better looks wise. Judy was much much better though when it came to communicating. Less obvious Asian accent compared to the last girl. Judy probably needed an energy drink or something. She seemed a little out of it like easily exhausted. She was a trooper though and kept the show going. Good hygiene. When it finally came to BBJ, she picked it up, finished me off, and then cleaned me off.

**MassageFunStuf** · 01-15-24 23:13

I was asked if I wanted table shower to which I declined, but they do have table shower.

Originally Posted by ProvoRM [View Original Post]

Elite Spa used to be a go-to spa for me, then the quality of providers nosedived. Haven't been there in years. Does this new version still have the table shower? If so I will have to go check it out again.

**VisibleNinja** · 01-15-24 16:18

Originally Posted by MassageFunStuf [View Original Post]

Had a great time last week at Blue Ocean, it was my first time there. There was an english speaking girl named Angie (something like that) who mentioned it was her last week here. Menu was quite wide but everything with cover was the deed. Her body was to die for. Not sure how the other girls are but definitely had potential to try more.

I wonder if this is the same Angie who used to work down in the East Bay. One of the places she rotated in got busted so maybe she went north?

**BBPornoGeek** · 01-15-24 13:21

Originally Posted by MassageFunStuf [View Original Post]

Had a great time last week at Blue Ocean, it was my first time there. There was an english speaking girl named Angie (something like that) who mentioned it was her last week here. Menu was quite wide but everything with cover was the deed. Her body was to die for. Not sure how the other girls are but definitely had potential to try more.

I've never gotten anything uncovered here when it was Elite. Haven't been back since 2019. Talent kept going down every year with one or 2 gems in between. Heard it's been grannies since.

**Provo RM** · 01-15-24 11:27

Originally Posted by ShogunHua [View Original Post]

This is the place where "Elite Spa" used to be. I hadn't been here in years, but I had only seen aunties here in the past. Its nice to hear that more and more north of Seattle locations are getting nicer looking talent.

Elite Spa used to be a go-to spa for me, then the quality of providers nosedived. Haven't been there in years. Does this new version still have the table shower? If so I will have to go check it out again.

**Shogun Hua** · 01-14-24 13:45

Originally Posted by MassageFunStuf [View Original Post]

Had a great time last week at Blue Ocean, it was my first time there. There was an english speaking girl named Angie (something like that) who mentioned it was her last week here. Menu was quite wide but everything with cover was the deed. Her body was to die for. Not sure how the other girls are but definitely had potential to try more.

This is the place where "Elite Spa" used to be. I hadn't been here in years, but I had only seen aunties here in the past. Its nice to hear that more and more north of Seattle locations are getting nicer looking talent.

**MassageFunStuf** · 01-14-24 13:07

Had a great time last week at Blue Ocean, it was my first time there. There was an english speaking girl named Angie (something like that) who mentioned it was her last week here. Menu was quite wide but everything with cover was the deed. Her body was to die for. Not sure how the other girls are but definitely had potential to try more.

**AussieFury** · 01-14-24 11:23

Originally Posted by Thefourtwo5 [View Original Post]

It's on Wells.

I've never seen anything but grannies offering HJ only at Oasis on Wells.

They had no idea who Dior was when I visited.

**Thefourtwo5** · 01-13-24 07:47

Originally Posted by ExtraFun2006 [View Original Post]

There are two Oasis listed in Renton, one on 4th and the other on Wells ave?

It's on Wells.

**Regularity** · 01-13-24 02:20

Oh, and the Chinese word for fart is fàngpì. I learned the word when I farted when I was getting a massage from a very understanding masseuse.

**Regularity** · 01-13-24 00:03

Originally Posted by SkeletonKey6 [View Original Post]

Paid the $$ standard after seeing Lucy (moderately okay looking, 40's, slim enough, face about 5-6).

She let out the first farts (silent but deadly) during the massage where I was thinking they were just dealing with a dead animal in attic or something.

15 minutes into it flipped for CFS in various positions while trying to not think about the room's odor.

About 10 minutes into CFS she starts ripping audible farts (4-5 in total) and it was a damn struggle to finish.

Got dressed as fast as possible and gtfo. Strunk an unfortunate item off the bucket list toftt at this place.

I need my dose of carbon dioxide and methane. I'll call ahead of time and request that she eat a half head of raw cabbage a couple of hours before our appointment. Then she can fart in my face and giggle about it.

**VisibleNinja** · 01-12-24 21:08

Originally Posted by SkeletonKey6 [View Original Post]

Paid the $$ standard after seeing Lucy (moderately okay looking, 40's, slim enough, face about 5-6).

She let out the first farts (silent but deadly) during the massage where I was thinking they were just dealing with a dead animal in attic or something.

15 minutes into it flipped for CFS in various positions while trying to not think about the room's odor.

About 10 minutes into CFS she starts ripping audible farts (4-5 in total) and it was a damn struggle to finish.

Got dressed as fast as possible and gtfo. Strunk an unfortunate item off the bucket list toftt at this place.

I'm sorry you went through that but that is fucking hilarious.

**DirtyFuk** · 01-12-24 21:04

Originally Posted by SkeletonKey6 [View Original Post]

Paid the $$ standard after seeing Lucy (moderately okay looking, 40's, slim enough, face about 5-6).

She let out the first farts (silent but deadly) during the massage where I was thinking they were just dealing with a dead animal in attic or something.

15 minutes into it flipped for CFS in various positions while trying to not think about the room's odor.

About 10 minutes into CFS she starts ripping audible farts (4-5 in total) and it was a damn struggle to finish.

Got dressed as fast as possible and gtfo. Strunk an unfortunate item off the bucket list toftt at this place.

Nightmare for one.

Dream for another.

Thanks for the report. I will check her out.