Massage Parlor Reports

[JamesTChicago]

Drove to Milin on Milwaukee and a monger was sitting in the car right outside, so I left and drove to sunshine on Irving park. Rang the bell a couple times, knocked and called to no answer of any of them. Went back to Milin and another monger was sitting in his car right outside. Then I went home.

[NewNoob]

Had the urge today, well that's every day, but I knew I would be making a trip somewhere. Stopped by 819 as I had heard through some of my sources wouldn't be busy at the time and Amy was worth a visit. Get to door and greeted by Amy. She is super cute and very friendly. Get to room and I say 1 hr please, she says 1. 6. Not too bad I think. Asks if want body massage. I really didn't, as I have had a lot of late, but 10 minutes can't hurt I say. She was very good for as far as the quality of massage one can expect normally. Besides, that's not what 99.9% were looking forward the most. Says flip after the 10 minutes. Teasing starts. Good chemistry which is not always the norm now a days. Tickling and teasing. Starts the 1st job. Doesn't take it all the way down, but very good despite and giving everything the attention down their it deserves. Now makes way up towards head, starts licking ear and hot breathe in ear. Fuck me was that hot. Now she starts CG and we must have went about 10 minutes in this position. Of late, lucky if get mt to go 3 to 5 at most places. Anyways, I'm the one doing most of the thrust first few minutes. Then she says just lay back ill take over. Starts throwing and thrusting on me while wrapping little spinner legs around me. Was so good. Switch to mish for a while and that was also very good. Finally, in dog and she unfortunately did not arch at all. Back was straight up like an ironing board at first. Suggested going down a little more if could. Surprisingly to me, it didn't matter cause after 3 minutes of that I found myself in a position I haven't been in quite some time. That's right, the show ended there for me. I never am able to finish like that on avg. Only 10% of time if lucky. So, Newnoob seal of approval which is very hard to receive. Was very friendly after and chatted for another 5 minutes. Was on my way in 40 to 45 minutes total. Extra. 20 for being so nice and cheerful throughout. That's a review.

[JamesWords]

Many years back when Cicero ave in Cicero was swarming with girls I got pulled over. They let me go but the cop gave me the talking to. Typical, do you know what can happen? In the back of my mind I'm thinking "yeah, I was looking for a BJ. " DUH.

Another time on Cicero ave I spot a hot new one. That was my mo. I drove that way every day to work and back. There were girls along Cicero, west of Cicero on 14th and Laramie between 22nd and 25th near that hotel. Anyway I spot this hottie and start aiming the car to scoop her. Red van gets there before me. As I'm passing I look at the driver and it's my uncle. WTF!

Shit could've called your uncle and he like do me a double my guy.

[JamesWords]

99% of us have to have her number by now right? Hahahaha.

And the hype is real lmfao.

[NewCleve]

After so many reports, I finally visited her at 819 and then again at Tokyo. She's a great girl, I would guess early thirties. Not as tight as Kelly and her massage was meh but the service was great. Nice deepthroat with a choking reflex which was a turn off but I have to say felt really good. I would repeat and was incredibly impressed with the upgrade in quality. I travel a ton for work so I get to see LA, SF and NY but she's definitely on-par.

[Sliding]

Amanda over at Golden Dream on Chicago Ave. She's thicker than A snicker.

Is she FS?

[ClayBillClay]

Stopped by to see the new girl Lisa at Archer Perfect Spa.

Texted ahead when I got there Sophia sitting in lobby with a client talking and was introduced to Lisa -.

Lisa is about 4"10 spinner type body cute and wonderful attitude- she normally works out of SPA in NYC so she knows how to treat a client.

Lead to table shower where she gave the best prostate massage ever and then back to the room and all I'm going to say is she is Top 5 I've experienced with her Oral Skills.

She literally put one of my giant old.

Nuts in her mouth and swallowed it WTF did I just experience no idea but it was one of the best feelings I've ever had and not going to lie as she had my whole nut in her throat I busted all over her head. End of story we both laughed and she said your never forget me.

Paid the fee and out the door went. Walked over to Jewel and literally stood in aisle 6 wondering what the hell just happened to me. She is only here for 1 week it is a must to test out her oral trick God Damn is all I'm going to say.

Was she able to deepthroat your tool? Or just a ball? Curious. Haha.

[Throwaway5192]

Let me know if you want me to msg Anne 😂.

99% of us have to have her number by now right? Hahahaha.

[JamesWords]

Wasn't Orange on your list of places that were reported recently?

Lmfao, that dude said every place is reported.

[GMoney05]

Hey guys, I know I saw a post not too long ago of a couple non spinner Asians throughout the city but I could not find it. I like them with some meat on them. Anyone has some intel for the rare thicker Asian MT?? TIA.

Amanda over at Golden Dream on Chicago Ave. She's thicker than A snicker.

[GMoney05]

Wasn't Orange on your list of places that were reported recently?

I was at Orange Spa yesterday and everything seemed fine. Seen no CPD vehicles at all sitting around the area. When they do A bust usually they come In the back.

[DWaits]

Hey guys, I know I saw a post not too long ago of a couple non spinner Asians throughout the city but I could not find it. I like them with some meat on them. Anyone has some intel for the rare thicker Asian MT?? TIA.

I have not seen Lilly but she's supposedly a bigger woman and she is Asian. She alternates between papasan's KK Spa and his spot a few blocks away on Fullerton (5 X39 and replace the x with a 6).

[Coopertars]

Is Red Lantern like a spa, where I can just show up without an appointment or vetting?

Yup you just show up and wait in line for the next available girl, if it is busy when you go.

If it isn't busy then you might get to see a lineup and choose who you want to see.

[SmileySam]

Is Red Lantern like a spa, where I can just show up without an appointment or vetting?

It is a whorehouse. Just show up. No ID required.

[Coopertars]

Stopped by Orange Spa to chat with Candy and was introduced to Victoria an amazingly built Mexican girl. While I wasn't planning on an actual visit it turned out pretty well and thanks Candy for the option to spend time with Vicky.

Girl is about 5'2 about 120 lbs and if you can speak Spanish she has jokes - $160 for service which would rank 8 out of 10.

If you are in the area check her out well worth the visit.

More reviews this week as I make the rounds guys.

Wasn't Orange on your list of places that were reported recently?