Massage Parlor Reports

[Gene2]

What a waste of time this forum is. Bunch of 14-year old boys trapped in dad bods, beating their chests and hooting at each other. Jesus christ.

Sorry for my part in that. I see from your user name you are all about respect. And above sophomoric actions and attitudes. So I will elevate my expectations.

Improve.

G2.

[FanOfSluts]

What a waste of time this forum is. Bunch of 14-year old boys trapped in dad bods, beating their chests and hooting at each other. Jesus christ.

[BusterButt69]

I happen to drive by Luna, all the curtains are down, it appears to be permanently closed.

[Gene2]

I’m really a Buckeye fan pretending to be a Michigan Man. You are definitely the most mature, manly, and masculine member on this forum. In addition, I would venture to say that you also have the most "cajones" of anyone here. Reading your tirades about why no one should be pointing out that some providers come on here to solicit has definitely thought me a few things I never knew about masculinity.

While I mostly agree with your points, I'd just like to point out, respectfully, that no one is trying to stop people from posting legitimate reviews. I personally want to hear every legitimate review because that is what this is all about after all. I think what rubs people the wrong way is when it is obvious that someone is trying to solicit clients on behalf of a provider rather than provide an honest after the fact review. Personally, I don't even know how people know the whereabouts of these GR lasses and find it a bit strange that they are able to say definitively that someone will "be making a visit to Ann Arbor between Jan 10-13. " Like how would you know that unless you were either stalking them or are such a good customer that they message you every time they visit?

I am personally just more interested in after the fact reviews rather than constant updates as to when certain providers are going to be in town. Maybe that makes me feminine, but based on how others have reacted I don't think I'm the only one.

"Feminine" out.

Didn't know you had concussion symptoms until I read your post. Maybe we need to offer a remedial section where we can explain matters to you.

1. Ann Arbor deserves to have better providers. All you have to do is have someone read the threads to you and compare it with other cities threads. Even with diminished comprehension, that's an unavoidable fact.

2. Providers go on tour. It happens in most dynamic cities. And Ann Arbor is a dynamic and eclectic city.

3. Some providers ads are scams. Some want deposits. Some waste your time. It's nice to have help with this.

4. A monger from the home city of the touring lady can be a valued asset to weed out the scammers, determine menu options, and hear donation costs.

5. Most cities have mongers who have the necessary brain functions to appreciate such information.

6. Trolls exist on this board. But the overwhelming number of USA members here appreciate recommendations, even before the provider arrives.

7. There were definite attempts to stop my posting of reviews. They didn't succeed.

8. You might be upset that OSU lost its bowl game. Just need to Live with it. True MichiganMen want more recommendations. Ohio fans don't.

Shrivel.

G2.

[AMichiganMan]

Glad to see most here appreciate reviews and recommendations. Seems like two prefer to troll the site. But this is a marathon. Not a sprint. So all who stay in for long term get a chance to see plenty of perspective. When I come back to A2 I will try Shiny again. But it is nice to have some other alternatives besides AMP for massages with options. So when American ladies offering massage services head to A2 from GR, I will post accordingly. No one should attempt to prevent a member from posting a recommendation based upon his personal experience with that provider. It's called being a man. Grown man..

You are definitely the most mature, manly, and masculine member on this forum. In addition, I would venture to say that you also have the most "cajones" of anyone here. Reading your tirades about why no one should be pointing out that some providers come on here to solicit has definitely thought me a few things I never knew about masculinity.

While I mostly agree with your points, I'd just like to point out, respectfully, that no one is trying to stop people from posting legitimate reviews. I personally want to hear every legitimate review because that is what this is all about after all. I think what rubs people the wrong way is when it is obvious that someone is trying to solicit clients on behalf of a provider rather than provide an honest after the fact review. Personally, I don't even know how people know the whereabouts of these GR lasses and find it a bit strange that they are able to say definitively that someone will "be making a visit to Ann Arbor between Jan 10-13. " Like how would you know that unless you were either stalking them or are such a good customer that they message you every time they visit?

I am personally just more interested in after the fact reviews rather than constant updates as to when certain providers are going to be in town. Maybe that makes me feminine, but based on how others have reacted I don't think I'm the only one.

"Feminine" out.

[DetroitRedWing]

Stopped by Star this week, based on (mixed HE) reviews. Emily, tall, long black hair, young and pretty. Better than average AMP massage but no hint of HE offered. Perhaps Nina or one of the others provides?

[IAmNotMe]

Shangri-La and Star have been good to me for standard service but what other places in Ann Arbor are worth visiting? I haven't tried Bamboo yet and it doesn't look like anything compares to what Shiny was.

[Gene2]

Glad to see most here appreciate reviews and recommendations. Seems like two prefer to troll the site. But this is a marathon. Not a sprint. So all who stay in for long term get a chance to see plenty of perspective. When I come back to A2 I will try Shiny again. But it is nice to have some other alternatives besides AMP for massages with options. So when American ladies offering massage services head to A2 from GR, I will post accordingly. No one should attempt to prevent a member from posting a recommendation based upon his personal experience with that provider. It's called being a man. Grown man.

Mature.

G2.

[PanicKachan]

Posted in Detroit forum. Posting here for those who may have interest.

Had the pleasure of catching up Jessi. Bit of disclaimer here. I am more of a massage guy and other acts and not into FS. I know there is a lot of strong views about GR girls on the A2 forum. My experience and views are my own and I do not want to impose on others. My encounters with GR gals has mostly been great. Again it may vary with my fellow mongers but I am here to put my review. Missed Jessi when she was in A2 and was eager to catch up when I saw she is in Novi. Comms was prompt and set up was breeze. Location was a nice hotel near the mall area. Met at the elevator, exchanged hugs and we got into the room. She made me comfortable. I always need some time to get comfy before the act. She undressed herself and helped me and started with the back rub. Nice and slow and the entire hour went like a jiffy. One of the best rubs, that I had in the recent times. She is sweet and pretty and knows what she is doing. Pics and videos are there on her only fans page. We explored both our bodies and it was a great finish. Wish I could have more time. I would definitely repeat if she visits again. She has her only fans page and rates and other things you can check with her. She may come back shortly or you can visit her in GR. Must try!!Cheers!!

https://onlyfans.com/869735684/jessifantasy

[JimmyJack1817]

Went by Shiny earlier and it looks abandoned. Lobby window shades open and totally dark. I know they kept a low profile, and have "disappeared before, but it may be over. Hopefully they just went on vacation and will be back next year.

[HungaryMan]

Yeah I got a pm too. He's trying to be a bully.

HeeJunk is a wealth of knowledge. Wish we had more like him on this board instead of the story tellers.

Do the best thing. For the first time I blocked someone here. You can too if you wish. We are all here for the furtherence of info in the hobby. Bullies aside who offer misinformation.

[Ixby4748]

***** of a guy sends me a PM to keep it hush hush. Like a woman.

Not referring to HeeJunk, who I think gives good info on here.

Yeah I got a pm too. He's trying to be a bully.

HeeJunk is a wealth of knowledge. Wish we had more like him on this board instead of the story tellers.

[Gene2]

***** of a guy sends me a PM to keep it hush hush. I’m like a woman.

Not referring to HeeJunk, who I think gives good info on here.

No need to keep hush hush. Being a man means speaking and acting like one. It involves understanding the mission statement of the website. And not trying to prevent other mongers from posting honest and informative reviews and recommendations. It involves masculinity and honor. When has a woman ever kept anything "hush hush".

I have scores of PMs from mongers here. Most are appreciative. A few are envious and abrasive and simply want to argue. I read and I have the necessary cajones to answer any and all comers. I don't sit in mom's basement as a keyboard warrior, taking shots at posters leaving valid reviews. You should try it. It's invigorating. Like seeing a good provider and writing an informative review / recommendation about her. In other words, it's why this website exists. Man's game.

Masculinize.

G2.

[DarkSilver]

Often times places with a shower offer FS. Do you think that is the case here? Another telltale sign is what they are wearing. Did they have sexy clothes on or pants?

Pants But only one girl was on duty per Mia the other was at dinner.

[HungaryMan]

Can't we all just get along. Maybe he's just looking after his fellow michiganders?

***** of a guy sends me a PM to keep it hush hush. Like a woman.

Not referring to HeeJunk, who I think gives good info on here.