Massage Parlor Reports

[ShuperShtar]

All your reviews read like rubmaps fake reviews. That's why I didn't renew my subscription.

Turns out you were right, everyone is saying fake photos lmao. Shame those businesses use those tactics.

[JamesWords]

Yeah, shit. After the Pink experience, I am craving for a spinner.

I wish the postings just list out the dimensions right there. Height, weight, size. These alone will tell who is a spinner, and not repeat the Pink experience.

Amy is a spinner 100%.

What's with Pink?

[Proton456]

Shit! She left? I planned to see her sometime too.

Yeah, shit. After the Pink experience, I am craving for a spinner.

I wish the postings just list out the dimensions right there. Height, weight, size. These alone will tell who is a spinner, and not repeat the Pink experience.

[AngelBravo]

Has anyone ever tried Alluring? Seems like a good place to try instead of CLM for white chicks. Can't find reviews on the forum. Must be new.

https://abbodyrubs.wixsite.com/allure/gallery

Whenever you see potato pictures in 2023, know that those pictures where probably ripped from the web and have been degraded since they aren't the originals.

Here are some sources of the pictures.

https://twitter.com/SexyWomenPhotos/...711104/photo/1

https://static-ca-cdn.eporner.com/ga...booty-nude.jpg

https://thumb-p8.xhcdn.com/a/nCN5OKp...9/748_1000.jpg

If they are going to lie about their pics, then it's either a set-up or just a switcheroo of girl you're going to get. I'd say with no reviews it's best to stay away, until they start advertising elsewhere.

[OF Charlie]

Are they really busy? It was empty when I went.

Not sure about their spa, but their apartment is busy. They have 4 girls there. One girl who was at PD recently went to RL afterwards. She said she averages 20 to 25 guys a day there. Twice as many as PD.

No girl is going to stay if a place is not busy and they have 4 girls. Even PD only has 3 girls.

[CanadianGuy]

Sorry, but I had to lol when I read this. Website shows the lineup with a Filipino, Russian, Japanese, Indian, Thai and Mexican. I always wonder who actually believes that. Well, I guess there is always a first for everything. It's one thing to use fake pics, but I never understood why use fake ethnicity. I mean do they think guys don't know how to tell a Chinese from an Indian. But they are the busiest place in Chicago, so what do I know.

Are they really busy? It was empty when I went.

[OF Charlie]

Texted them that I wanted to see the Indian masseuse. Confirmed with them a second time that I only wanted to see her. They told me she's available.

Then when I got there, guys goes, "she hasn't been here for a month". When I showed him the texts, he said, "that's customer service, not me". I walked out.

Bait and switch.

Sorry, but I had to lol when I read this. Website shows the lineup with a Filipino, Russian, Japanese, Indian, Thai and Mexican. I always wonder who actually believes that. Well, I guess there is always a first for everything. It's one thing to use fake pics, but I never understood why use fake ethnicity. I mean do they think guys don't know how to tell a Chinese from an Indian. But they are the busiest place in Chicago, so what do I know.

[CanadianGuy]

Texted them that I wanted to see the Indian masseuse. Confirmed with them a second time that I only wanted to see her. They told me she's available.

Then when I got there, guys goes, "she hasn't been here for a month". When I showed him the texts, he said, "that's customer service, not me". I walked out.

Bait and switch.

[Nowhere500]

I used to use the showers or get the table shower at spas more often in the past but too many bad (nasty) experiences has turned me off to it. Or simply being taken to a shower table just after another monger, I don't know from Adam, finished getting hosed down. Nasty, just thinking about it. BUT, I will say that I have to agree Princess Thai, either location but moreso Belmont, have the nicest showers I've experienced in a spa. Every time I used them they were clean with no funky odors or mildew. The river rock tiling on the shower floor is definitely a nice touch too. Never tried West River's shower but the shower at Princess I wouldn't hesitate to use again.

Great table shower at Sunkiss Spa.

[LS4V8]

Anyone have any recommendations for a girl who hosts (not part of a MP) and gives proper massages and then offers L1 release with good techniques? Looking to stay 200 or under for an hour all inclusive.

[Ratso100]

Has anyone ever tried Alluring? Seems like a good place to try instead of CLM for white chicks. Can't find reviews on the forum. Must be new.

https://abbodyrubs.wixsite.com/allure/gallery

[Ratso100]

There was an ad on bedpage.

Got the link? I can't find it on bedpage.

[SpaGuy21]

Bro 819 is straight up nasty. I had the extreme displeasure of being invited to shower there for the first time recently--mold mold mold, stickers covering holes in the drywall, sink was putrid, cobwebs everywhere. Fuckin sick.

West River Spa and Princess Thai on Belmont have the best Shower Rooms I've seen around Chicago. 819 was by far the dirtest and T-Pro Is cleaner just don't smell that fresh also.

I used to use the showers or get the table shower at spas more often in the past but too many bad (nasty) experiences has turned me off to it. Or simply being taken to a shower table just after another monger, I don't know from Adam, finished getting hosed down. Nasty, just thinking about it. BUT, I will say that I have to agree Princess Thai, either location but moreso Belmont, have the nicest showers I've experienced in a spa. Every time I used them they were clean with no funky odors or mildew. The river rock tiling on the shower floor is definitely a nice touch too. Never tried West River's shower but the shower at Princess I wouldn't hesitate to use again.

[Ratso100]

Just go in and say you saw the place driving by, but you can't stay now, but want phone number etc. They'll probably give you their cell. Certain places around the city (most of them) have me skittish and paranoid if there is not a buzzer / locked door etc. An all cash business without the barrier for security seems like it would get robbed very easily and with my luck, it happens when I'm naked on the table. They aren't going to stop with the Mms. They know the patrons there all can win with a decent amount of cash.

Yup. Plus the area ain't that bad compared to the rest of the neighborhood going south. However driving during early night when it starts to get dark, I've seen sketchy things. Mostly minor shit from young folks like drift racing and public drinking (lot of L. E. Passes by during the day and early afternoon tho.) Considering it's winter and night arrives at 5 PM, I don't want to be an easy target as I look for parking down the street or worse, the situation you described.

[DroopyMac]

As another monger already mentioned, this is Coral Spa. I added a review of the place yesterday.

Definitely seems to be a YMMV scenario so be ready to negotiate. If you do make a visit, the buzzer will be on the right hand side of the door. Up top by the camera.

There's a new massage place near my work at 63 and Pulaski. There no phone number in the shop. Nor Buzzer. I want to try it out, anyone got an idea on how to approach the situation? Seems sketchy both in the "fun " way and the "bad " way.