Massage Parlor Reports

[JasonWi]

I think I might have been the other monger LOL.

We need a hand signal when encountering another monger to check to see if it's another from this site. Maybe form the letter "U" (for USASexGuide) with one hand.

[OF Charlie]

Charlie mentioned in his review that she is going to PD on the 11th. Never been to Orange (though it's on the list). I haven't seen a provider this tiny for a long time so if the Orange Yoyo was under 5 ft tall and weighed 85 lbs, maybe?!

Tokyo Yoyo said this is her first time in Chicago. She had just arrived in the US last August. So not the same Yoyo. Yoyo is a somewhat common name. My niece is named Yoyo.

She said she is 153 cm tall which converts to exactly 5 foot and she said she weighs 82 lbs.

[Member #6568]

Any feedback on talent at 819.seems like many options and want to choose wisely. Pm's welcome.

[ShuperShtar]

That post that said the pic looks like her got me to see her. Wrong! Not like her. Thicker and bigger boops. Did not enjoy because not my type. Though she did try to service well.

Careful you all, please don't say pics look like her if not the case.

I also got tricked by that review. But at the same time it's useful information to come to a internal conclusion of who is posting valid information on this forum.

[SexWithJesus69]

Stopped by Tokyo. Another monger entered same time. Anne opened door we both go in. I let other guy choose (since I have seen Anne about 15 times in past) and would be happy with either. He picked Anne- yoyo was standing there in the smallest jean skirt ever invented. Size minus zero zero and about 3 inch inseam- my hand is way bigger than her skirt- good thing her pussy shaved or hair would show- amazing! I go in the room with 80 lb yoyo. Kiss, pay VIP, get ready for nuru table. Anne beat us to it with her guy, I already showered so I lead yoyo back onto the table, legs up and start to eat lunch. Shave exposed great pussy with a clit staring out. After a few good licks, yoyo moans and shivers and puts a paper towel down there- she is a Squirter!! Bonus- I have been missing squirter KK for months. Switch to bbj, then 69- she does great bbj- after about 15 minutes I realize- she wants me to pop! Not so fast lady I turn her firm tiny little butt around and say lets play. I never push but. I did come here for some boom Covers all while saying too big (average above average) lubes and she refuses cg- start mish she is careful to slowing insert barely past the head- and no more. 30 second mish, says too big try doggy, again only well lubed head, ok for about a minute, then lazy dog a couple minutes again head only. I tell her it is ok. I will never cum only going in one inch. Finish BBBJCIM. Since plenty of time left, kiss, cuddle, translator talk, and shower. Out the door. So I will not repeat because I like the boom as well as the eating. I loved her attitude, loved her look, loved her squirting- so that is why I say A plus plus as long as you are below average. Very nice girl. SF.

I think I might have been the other monger LOL.

[GMoney05]

Some Good News and Some Bad News.

She Is Real. BUT.

Orange: Victoria ad says 21. But she's in her 30's.

Yesterday, January 2nd made an appointment to see this beautiful lady / woman hoping she was the lady in the picture. And OMG she was. I was all excited to see and enjoy my experience with her. I start chat with her letting her know I've been a frequent flyer and was looking for her to give her best performance. And honesty is not key with these ladies. I got a mediocre performance.

She set a timer and I told her NICE That's very professional of you other ladies don't do that. But little did I know she set 2 timers on for 30 minutes and the other for 60 minutes. So. Before she starts she's on the phone for like 5 minutes. I had to tell her to put the phone down.

She starts with BBBJ. Gets me rock hard and tells me you are not planning to fuck me long and hard with that. (On her defense I am bigger than average) (eight inches long and six. Five inches of girth) As a matter of fact I don't even want you deep inside me. And you better be quick. Like WTF. So. I had a feeling of how this was going to go and I wasn't wrong. I should have walked out. But I stayed. We start with mish were she hold me from going deep inside her. Now. I'm a little mad because the kitty wasn't even tight. Like WTF. How can you complain about my size if I can't even feel myself inside you. And she had lube for days. Smh. She gets on top for 2 minutes. First timer goes off. Now she's trying to scam me. I'm like No. No. No. Check your time or last text message you sent out. I still had 30 minutes left. So. We go back at it and then she stops me with 10 minutes to go and says you are done. I'm done with you. You need to leave.

So. I get ready to leave. But I'm still in the mood and call management and ask for the best Asian available I was told it was Momo. We meet she goes to get ready and so am I. Goes to the office, they are talking amongst themselves in the office she come back sees me undressed and declines me at half staff. Like really. WTF. She gives money back and tells me to leave.

Okay so they have bad attitudes over at Orange? Because I am looking for new Latina spots but If they are this bad over at Orange I'll stay away. This Is why I am not too sure about them.

[Tunacan Sam]

Well, this hotties name is Lucy. Early-mid 30's, pretty face, really pretty eyes with a really nice figure. Taller than your typical MT, 5'6"-5'8" with C cups. A little baby dmg but this girl must've busted her ass to work it off. Nice personality to boot. Massage was decent, there was a feeling out phase for the both of us, pun intended, then I was able to relax. L1 with generous roaming, girls unleashed, pants off but panties on. Gave her 4 Jacksons for her trouble and since she was both nice and quite attractive. Pretty sure she'll be there next week and next month (she ain't going anywhere). Thinking I'll have to make some repeat visits.

That's close enough to work for a quick jaunt over to see Lucy sometime this month, thanks for sharing. Menu. Any idea if L2/ L3 is available there or just L1?

Lucky Star on Broadway, North of Irving Park. When I get there, unexpectedly, Sarah of New Hope then Belmont fame opens the door! Man, what a great little sex kitten and she still looks great. I had my session which was decent but seeing Sarah there was a bonus.

Is Sarah worth a visit at Lucky Star? Unfamiliar with her from the previous spots you mentioned. That location is also close enough to work, looks like it's time to put some personal time meetings on the calendar.

[Tunacan Sam]

Any remote chance this is the same Yoyo at Orange some time back? Like two rotations ago? I liked that Yoyo.

Charlie mentioned in his review that she is going to PD on the 11th. Never been to Orange (though it's on the list). I haven't seen a provider this tiny for a long time so if the Orange Yoyo was under 5 ft tall and weighed 85 lbs, maybe?!

[SpaGuy21]

So please clarify. You made an appointment but you didn't know it was Sara you were texting with? So you showed up and it was her who answered the door. So who did you have the massage with? Also what was on the menu and what was the cost? I heard she was charging 150 for BJ.

I made an appt with a completely different provider, who actually contacted me, I know who she was and I met her at Lucky Star. When I got there, I rang the bell and Sarah answered the door. She said, "oh, you have appointment right" let me in and the other provider was waiting. The other provider is UTR. Not a well known, retired super star of spas past or anything. Just someone who's number I got and she reached out, probably looking for a little extra cash. The service was nothing extraordinary but she's nice so I didn't mind. Hopefully that clears things up.

P.S. I think I may confuse again, so let me add, the provider is not a regular there. She knows the Lucky crew somehow and they let her do a session there. It was almost at a completely different spa but Lucky worked better for me. She told me she's by appointment only.

[SpaGuy21]

One more, since the blur of providers is coming into focus and I'm on a roll.

Last week or two, checked out East Rhythm near North and Ashland, for the first time in probably 3 years. It was a fall back since another provider, who is on the periphery of my rotation, told me "no sexy" while rubbing her belly, and said "too big" 😥 Guess I fall into that category of "too beacoup" oh well (Sucks cause I had only just got to the last level, played it twice and done). So I ended that session immediately, a small tip for her brief time and decided to explore.

Called East and they said they'd wait for me since it was already in the evening. Get there, one older provider manning the station and she say's "half hour, right?" I was fine with it since the blue ball factor was kicking in. She tells me her name is Mimi. Older, might even be 50's, but petite and has kept fit. Right away with the dirty talk and I instantly knew it was on. I flip in near record time and she lowers the top of her dress without me even asking. Despite her age, she has big Bs / small Cs of a 25 yo. And they were real. Must eat a lot of collagen or something but great shape, not really any sag and pink nipples, ugghhh!! Long story short, BBBJ for a benjy tip. Enjoy!

[ConfuciusMan]

Recently was contacted by a provider whose been out of the game for about 6 months and she said she was taking appointments (Probably not who you are thinking of since she was pretty UTR and I'm not sharing her number anyways, sorry). So we setup an appointment at Lucky Star on Broadway, North of Irving Park. When I get there, unexpectedly, Sarah of New Hope then Belmont fame opens the door! Man, what a great little sex kitten and she still looks great. I had my session which was decent but seeing Sarah there was a bonus. Lucky Star must've had a change in ownership or management. Seems like the Belmont gals have Broadway on lockdown with Anna / Eva MMSing Broadway Spa a block away.

So please clarify. You made an appointment but you didn't know it was Sara you were texting with? So you showed up and it was her who answered the door. So who did you have the massage with? Also what was on the menu and what was the cost? I heard she was charging 150 for BJ.

[SpaGuy21]

Sorry guys, but this review is not about Japan or doing tricks with a yoyo. 😉.

A little while back, checked out Ping Spa on Ashland Ave, north of Addison. Read on the other site there was a change of ownership / management and there was a new crew, including what was described as a hottie. Well, this hotties name is Lucy. Early-mid 30's, pretty face, really pretty eyes with a really nice figure. Taller than your typical MT, 5'6"-5'8" with C cups. A little baby dmg but this girl must've busted her ass to work it off. Nice personality to boot. Massage was decent, there was a feeling out phase for the both of us, pun intended, then I was able to relax. L1 with generous roaming, girls unleashed, pants off but panties on. Gave her 4 Jacksons for her trouble and since she was both nice and quite attractive. Pretty sure she'll be there next week and next month (she ain't going anywhere). Thinking I'll have to make some repeat visits.

[Proton456]

Second / Thirding what Skip & Charlie said about Yoyo. Maybe 5 ft tall and surprised if she's 100 lbs. Nice naturals and a small but round butt. She was wearing the same jean skirt when I saw her.

I usually go late after work and had texted if Anne was available at a specific time in the afternoon, said yes. Confirmed was en route and a little early. Had to ring the bell more than once (sorry if I interrupted any of you) as Anne let me in with a towel around her. Another monger waiting on the couch, sit on opposite ends and he asks "you been here before?" and "what are the options? Little odd to me, I answered but was short. Third guy comes to the door, Yoyo tells them an hour or two, they leave. A 4th guy comes to the door, same. As the ladies finish, it's 10 min past my appointment time and the monger before me nabs Anne. Debating just leaving but when Yoyo walked out, figured would do a quick 30 min with her.

As mentioned, she's maybe 5 ft tall and could hit 100 lbs if she was sopping wet carrying a 10 lb backpack. Had the same issue as Skip, I'm average length but big on girth and she couldn't handle it with lube. Yeah, I want to get my rocks off but don't want to see someone wincing in pain while I'm doing it (without prior consent of course). Shower to decent BBBJ to attempts at standing mish, doggy, and CG, back to BBBJ, then finished with hand and were at 27 min. Offered her a quick massage and gave her a nice tip for the effort since it took me a while to go.

It's about a 30 min trip down there and really wish could count on appointment time and requested person being honored, but Yoyo was a looker and definition of a spinner. Wouldn't repeat with her because of mentioned issues but she was a trooper and got me off. Will try to make an early day to get the well-reviewed Anne soon. TZ.

Any remote chance this is the same Yoyo at Orange some time back? Like two rotations ago? I liked that Yoyo.

[Proton456]

I was in Chicago for a couple days last week and decided to check out pink. Her pics are on their Twitter as well as now PD website. I had seen some favorable reviews regarding her appearance. She is NOT the girl in the pics. If she is then she used the edit filter on her face at least 100 times. She doesn't look bad but she's definitely late 30's. She does have real big breasts and they do clap when she's on top. I texted and they said not busy. Of course they lied. I was out in the cold waiting for them to open the door forever. Well they were indeed busy. She makes me wait in a room as I hear someone else pounding her nonstop LOL. Then she comes out and tells me it's my turn. Right off the bat the wants the premium three hundred benjis. She looked used and abused with some acne onnnher right cheek. I almost wanted to leave at that point but she took off her shit and her body does look real.

Nice. I will say she doesn't trim down there so it looked like she was wearing a wig on it haha. She did a hard sloppy blojb for about 45 seconds that got me going. After that I pounded her in missionary doggy and finished with her on top. Pretty standard service and I wish I had gone to PD instead. I would not recommend her unless you are spending the full premium. Even then I'd go early before she's Extra used and tired. I'll post this on PD as I see she's in room 3 now as well.

That post that said the pic looks like her got me to see her. Wrong! Not like her. Thicker and bigger boops. Did not enjoy because not my type. Though she did try to service well.

Careful you all, please don't say pics look like her if not the case.

[DroopyMac]

Not sure how long they've been open but I stumbled upon them on Bedpage. I was in the neighborhood and looking for a new spot to visit. They are right off Pulaski and next to the library so very visible (just a warning). The doorbell is off to side high up by the camera. Guess it's to be inconspicuous to random people walking by. Anyways, the very cute Que opens the door in a small, tight dress.

She's a tiny, cute thing. Late 20's, 5'0", probably 100 lbs but perky Bs, decent bubble butt and some curves. Paid 70 for the hour. Massage was better than average, strong hands. We were interrupted due to a monger coming in asking questions then took off. Slightly annoyed a couple of times as well when Que was exchanging voice messages in Chinese. As much as I enjoyed the massage, there was no teasing. Went into the flip cold and limp (which I'm not a fan of).

After some negotiation, settled at 80 for L1. Discussed L2 via Google translate but Que was asking 150 for CBJ and 200 for bbj. She sold her looks as the reason for the premium prices but I was not blinded by the cuteness. *definitely tempted*. Although L3 was not discussed, the room did have a plush chair off to the side that could easily allow for fun (larger than a small chair to rest your clothes on).

To get the soldier up, she started sucking on my nipples. That worked. This was a topless session with her perky tits in my mouth the whole time. No piv but otherwise plenty of roaming allowed. Cheesy fake moans to display excitement. Whatever. She did take direction well when I moved her hand down to play with the boys and slow down the tugging. Popped then Que cleaned me up. Still had some time remaining, she did a little more light touch then it was over with several minutes shorted.

I'd go back to check out a different provider and see pricing and what else is on the menu. For 150 all in, not overly terrible but there are other options out there in that range with better value for a little extra coin.