Massage Parlor Reports

[Proton456]

I was in Chicago for a couple days last week and decided to check out pink. Her pics are on their Twitter as well as now PD website. I had seen some favorable reviews regarding her appearance. She is NOT the girl in the pics. If she is then she used the edit filter on her face at least 100 times. She doesn't look bad but she's definitely late 30's. She does have real big breasts and they do clap when she's on top. I texted and they said not busy. Of course they lied. I was out in the cold waiting for them to open the door forever. Well they were indeed busy. She makes me wait in a room as I hear someone else pounding her nonstop LOL. Then she comes out and tells me it's my turn. Right off the bat the wants the premium three hundred benjis. She looked used and abused with some acne onnnher right cheek. I almost wanted to leave at that point but she took off her shit and her body does look real.

Nice. I will say she doesn't trim down there so it looked like she was wearing a wig on it haha. She did a hard sloppy blojb for about 45 seconds that got me going. After that I pounded her in missionary doggy and finished with her on top. Pretty standard service and I wish I had gone to PD instead. I would not recommend her unless you are spending the full premium. Even then I'd go early before she's Extra used and tired. I'll post this on PD as I see she's in room 3 now as well.

That post that said the pic looks like her got me to see her. Wrong! Not like her. Thicker and bigger boops. Did not enjoy because not my type. Though she did try to service well.

Careful you all, please don't say pics look like her if not the case.

[DroopyMac]

Not sure how long they've been open but I stumbled upon them on Bedpage. I was in the neighborhood and looking for a new spot to visit. They are right off Pulaski and next to the library so very visible (just a warning). The doorbell is off to side high up by the camera. Guess it's to be inconspicuous to random people walking by. Anyways, the very cute Que opens the door in a small, tight dress.

She's a tiny, cute thing. Late 20's, 5'0", probably 100 lbs but perky Bs, decent bubble butt and some curves. Paid 70 for the hour. Massage was better than average, strong hands. We were interrupted due to a monger coming in asking questions then took off. Slightly annoyed a couple of times as well when Que was exchanging voice messages in Chinese. As much as I enjoyed the massage, there was no teasing. Went into the flip cold and limp (which I'm not a fan of).

After some negotiation, settled at 80 for L1. Discussed L2 via Google translate but Que was asking 150 for CBJ and 200 for bbj. She sold her looks as the reason for the premium prices but I was not blinded by the cuteness. *definitely tempted*. Although L3 was not discussed, the room did have a plush chair off to the side that could easily allow for fun (larger than a small chair to rest your clothes on).

To get the soldier up, she started sucking on my nipples. That worked. This was a topless session with her perky tits in my mouth the whole time. No piv but otherwise plenty of roaming allowed. Cheesy fake moans to display excitement. Whatever. She did take direction well when I moved her hand down to play with the boys and slow down the tugging. Popped then Que cleaned me up. Still had some time remaining, she did a little more light touch then it was over with several minutes shorted.

I'd go back to check out a different provider and see pricing and what else is on the menu. For 150 all in, not overly terrible but there are other options out there in that range with better value for a little extra coin.

[Tunacan Sam]

Second / Thirding what Skip & Charlie said about Yoyo. Maybe 5 ft tall and surprised if she's 100 lbs. Nice naturals and a small but round butt. She was wearing the same jean skirt when I saw her.

I usually go late after work and had texted if Anne was available at a specific time in the afternoon, said yes. Confirmed was en route and a little early. Had to ring the bell more than once (sorry if I interrupted any of you) as Anne let me in with a towel around her. Another monger waiting on the couch, sit on opposite ends and he asks "you been here before?" and "what are the options? Little odd to me, I answered but was short. Third guy comes to the door, Yoyo tells them an hour or two, they leave. A 4th guy comes to the door, same. As the ladies finish, it's 10 min past my appointment time and the monger before me nabs Anne. Debating just leaving but when Yoyo walked out, figured would do a quick 30 min with her.

As mentioned, she's maybe 5 ft tall and could hit 100 lbs if she was sopping wet carrying a 10 lb backpack. Had the same issue as Skip, I'm average length but big on girth and she couldn't handle it with lube. Yeah, I want to get my rocks off but don't want to see someone wincing in pain while I'm doing it (without prior consent of course). Shower to decent BBBJ to attempts at standing mish, doggy, and CG, back to BBBJ, then finished with hand and were at 27 min. Offered her a quick massage and gave her a nice tip for the effort since it took me a while to go.

It's about a 30 min trip down there and really wish could count on appointment time and requested person being honored, but Yoyo was a looker and definition of a spinner. Wouldn't repeat with her because of mentioned issues but she was a trooper and got me off. Will try to make an early day to get the well-reviewed Anne soon. TZ.

Stopped by Tokyo.....yoyo was standing there in the smallest jean skirt ever invented. Size minus zero zero and about 3 inch inseam- my hand is way bigger than her skirt- good thing her pussy shaved or hair would show- amazing! I go in the room with 80 lb yoyo.....I did come here for some boom Covers all while saying too big (average above average) lubes and she refuses cg- start mish she is careful to slowing insert barely past the head- and no more. 30 second mish, says too big try doggy, again only well lubed head, ok for about a minute, then lazy dog a couple minutes again head only. I tell her it is ok. I will never cum only going in one inch.

I have seen guys arguing what is a spinner, but there is no doubt that Yoyo is one, standing at 5 foot and weighs 82 lbs. What is nice about her is that her tits are real. Decent B sized. I could not believe my eyes as they were so perfect and with erected nipples too. I was literally performing breast exam on her for good solid 5 minutes until she asked me what I was doing. I said I wanted to see if her tits are real or not haha. She said they are. And after my thorough examination, I have to agree.

Anne opened the door when I got there, a bit awkward. But I had given her a heads up that I was there to see Yoyo. She was cool about it. Yoyo came out with a short jean shirt and a white top that leaves very little to imagination. To me, she is pretty. My type of girl. The video on their X account, you can see her face for like 2 seconds. The other 2 pictures are also her, just very glamorous......We proceeded to fuck and she is very tight down there which one would expect from a 5 foot girl. I am small, so I didn't have the issue that the other poster had. Not sure what her threshold is, but I would say if you are over 6 inches she might not be for you.

[OF Charlie]

Had to check my own post history to confirm this, but I have only seen and reviewed 2 girls in the last 3 months. Well, the 3 week overseas trip costs a lot of money haha. Had wanted to wait a bit longer before I jump back into action, but when I read that there is a squirter I had to see for myself. They only come once in a blue moon (just one last year). More importantly, I see it as a challenge to see if I can make the girl squirt. A squirter doesn't always squirt every single time, so it's extra satisfying when I can make it happen.

I have seen guys arguing what is a spinner, but there is no doubt that Yoyo is one, standing at 5 foot and weighs 82 lbs. What is nice about her is that her tits are real. Decent B sized. I could not believe my eyes as they were so perfect and with erected nipples too. I was literally performing breast exam on her for good solid 5 minutes until she asked me what I was doing. I said I wanted to see if her tits are real or not haha. She said they are. And after my thorough examination, I have to agree.

Anne opened the door when I got there, a bit awkward. But I had given her a heads up that I was there to see Yoyo. She was cool about it. Yoyo came out with a short jean shirt and a white top that leaves very little to imagination. To me, she is pretty. My type of girl. The video on their X account, you can see her face for like 2 seconds. The other 2 pictures are also her, just very glamorous.

The nuru was well done with rimming and 69 right on the nuru table. I would say her rimming is slightly above average. She was taking her time licking my ass, but I actually had to stop her as I wanted to get back to the room to see if I can make her squirt. Back in the room, she started a nice BBBJ. I guess that is her standard routine, but I asked her to stop a few minutes in as I was afraid it would take a long time to make her squirt. My fear was short lived. Literally within 2 to 3 minutes, she was reaching out for paper towels and put a couple of sheets underneath and boom she squirted. What a magnificent sight to see! Mission accomplished. I let her rest bit and went down on her again. This time it took a bit longer, but she squirted again. Either I am good at eating pussy or she comes easily haha. We proceeded to fuck and she is very tight down there which one would expect from a 5 foot girl. I am small, so I didn't have the issue that the other poster had. Not sure what her threshold is, but I would say if you are over 6 inches she might not be for you.

There is one guy that always text me looking for spinner. Can't find your text now, but if you are reading this then Yoyo might be the one for you. A few side notes. She also speaks Cantonese as she is from Guagdong. And the finsh was CIM, so she is CIM friendly. Was very DFK friendly too, but as always DFK is ymmv. And if you can't catch her at Tokyo now, she is going to PD on the 11th. You can catch her there.

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[ChiTownP]

Someone posted a favorable review of Momo on 1/1. Also, there are two Latinas now at Orange.

Anyone see Momo or any of the new line up at orange yet. ? Mood is striking today. I read the reviews on the latina.

[Bambinos1987]

Anyone see Momo or any of the new line up at orange yet. ? Mood is striking today. I read the reviews on the latina.

[SpaGuy21]

Recently was contacted by a provider whose been out of the game for about 6 months and she said she was taking appointments (Probably not who you are thinking of since she was pretty UTR and I'm not sharing her number anyways, sorry). So we setup an appointment at Lucky Star on Broadway, North of Irving Park. When I get there, unexpectedly, Sarah of New Hope then Belmont fame opens the door! Man, what a great little sex kitten and she still looks great. I had my session which was decent but seeing Sarah there was a bonus. Lucky Star must've had a change in ownership or management. Seems like the Belmont gals have Broadway on lockdown with Anna / Eva MMSing Broadway Spa a block away.

[DMichaels69]

What you be talkin about? LMAO.

I think you misinterpreted my post but appreciate the offer. I've been messing around in the Chicagoland scene for 15+ years, I think I'm good. I don't need a lesson in how to blame myself for a crappy experience.

[SpaGuy21]

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Ask your bookers, ask other mongers, heck even ask the girls. Get some experiences 😂.

Feel free to msg me if you need assistance as to what's the best time to fuck the chicks, what to expect and whatnot.

If I'm going down on a chick, I will generally shave beforehand. I keep a portable electric shaver in my car for that.

I've had bad reviews and good ones. Some horrible but I don't try to make it as the girls faults most of the time. Sometimes it's me. I don't post most of my bad reviews but feel free to contact me if you wanna learn 😂

I think you misinterpreted my post but appreciate the offer. I've been messing around in the Chicagoland scene for 15+ years, I think I'm good. I don't need a lesson in how to blame myself for a crappy experience.

[Bambinos1987]

I feel like I have seen this picture too many times. Has anyone actually met her?

Are these the 2 at helps you were talking about?

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[JamesWords]

Guess you didn't read the post on Tokyo, about 10 prior to yours, where the guy payed for "VIP" but got "basic" and was out the door in 20 minutes. Not hating, as you said, it is what it is.

I do think "VIP" should include proper "boom boom", that's a realistic expectation, right? Again, not hating and I guess I just don't sugar-coat things. As far as the penthouse reviews, I usually just keep scrolling, hahaha. "Penthouse review" is a term to describe fantasy and I'm not here to read other guys' fantasies, hahaha.

Hey man sometimes dudes be ugly or have a massive dick or is rough. Sometimes girls be working all day and you don't want to deal with more clients.

Got to know your type, keep a good hygiene and go for the VIP service when you know the girls aren't all fucked for the day.

Ask your bookers, ask other mongers, heck even ask the girls. Get some experiences 😂.

Feel free to msg me if you need assistance as to what's the best time to fuck the chicks, what to expect and whatnot.

If I'm going down on a chick, I will generally shave beforehand. I keep a portable electric shaver in my car for that.

I've had bad reviews and good ones. Some horrible but I don't try to make it as the girls faults most of the time. Sometimes it's me. I don't post most of my bad reviews but feel free to contact me if you wanna learn 😂

[JamesWords]

They don't have a real website. Can anyone speak to their rates, both listed (incl nuru or ts upgrade), and tipping if you happen to know. Thanks.

50 hhr 70 hr. Upgrades are with the girls but you should be expecting $100 for regular covered and $200 for GFE.

[JamesWords]

How old is Yoyo compared to Anne?

Check the Twitter bro. They posted a vid where you can see her actual appearance for like 2 secs. Looks like a cute spinner in mid 20's. So should be around the same as Anne. If they're older Idgaf since they still look hot af.

[JasonWi]

Stopped by Tokyo. Another monger entered same time. Anne opened door we both go in. I let other guy choose (since I have seen Anne about 15 times in past) and would be happy with either. He picked Anne- yoyo was standing there in the smallest jean skirt ever invented. Size minus zero zero and about 3 inch inseam- my hand is way bigger than her skirt- good thing her pussy shaved or hair would show- amazing! I go in the room with 80 lb yoyo. Kiss, pay VIP, get ready for nuru table. Anne beat us to it with her guy, I already showered so I lead yoyo back onto the table, legs up and start to eat lunch. Shave exposed great pussy with a clit staring out. After a few good licks, yoyo moans and shivers and puts a paper towel down there- she is a Squirter!! Bonus- I have been missing squirter KK for months. Switch to bbj, then 69- she does great bbj- after about 15 minutes I realize- she wants me to pop! Not so fast lady I turn her firm tiny little butt around and say lets play. I never push but. I did come here for some boom Covers all while saying too big (average above average) lubes and she refuses cg- start mish she is careful to slowing insert barely past the head- and no more. 30 second mish, says too big try doggy, again only well lubed head, ok for about a minute, then lazy dog a couple minutes again head only. I tell her it is ok. I will never cum only going in one inch. Finish BBBJCIM. Since plenty of time left, kiss, cuddle, translator talk, and shower. Out the door. So I will not repeat because I like the boom as well as the eating. I loved her attitude, loved her look, loved her squirting- so that is why I say A plus plus as long as you are below average. Very nice girl. SF.

How old is Yoyo compared to Anne?

[Jay117]

They don't have a real website. Can anyone speak to their rates, both listed (incl nuru or ts upgrade), and tipping if you happen to know. Thanks.