Massage Parlor Reports

[ACupOfJava]

Based on these testimonials (thanks guys) I called ahead to see if "Lina" was still available (just google Nima's number). But, I was told only one girl was working, with the name of "Nina". I then received a couple of photos via text of a hot woman, early 20's. I figured, sure, whatever, must be AI or Photoshop magic, or outdated pics as usual. But, I went ahead and drove to Nima.

Imagine my surprise when the person who greeted me at the door was the same girl in the photos. Granted, instead of early 20's, she's probably mid 20's now, but that's just 2 to 4 years off. She's one of the most attractive Asian girls I've met, not just AMP girls. No wonder the person who answered my call eagerly texted me her pics without me even asking heh. (Keep in mind though, beauty is in the eye of the beholder. She may be just okay for others.).

Minimal English, so app was required here and there, mainly at the start and end. Standard rate upfront, $$, 1 hr. I noticed there was no towel on the bed, just the basic sheet. I asked her for a towel when she came back to the room, twice, but she just shrugged and started to undress. I knew she understood what I asked, otherwise she would've whipped out her phone again and used the translator app. She just DGAF. That was clue number one this was going to be a rushed job.

Her set of C natural looked good, still fighting gravity, though not perky. Slim overall, but with a small belly pouch and tattoo that covers her c section scar and other pregnancy souvenirs. She then immediately tried to put the cover on. That was rush job clue number two. I don't mind no massage, but even a guy needs foreplay FFS. I asked her relax and slow down, which at least she did. Again, no app used here, she understood, she knew she was rushing.

Yeah that's definitely the Lina I had. Such a shame. She was one of the cutest young girl I've seen in an AMP, but rush job mixed with trying to end the FS with a HJ is just poor taste in service.

He had good English, didn't need a translator. But again, won't be repeating.

[Bonnaryi]

Young cutie Katie with the DDs is gone. Ewa still there. New girl has big tits but a belly, no makeup, and looks straight up haggered. Pass.

New girl with Mia at O3. She seems ok for a MILF.

New girl Lala at Lotus is also a pass. Started straight up yelling at me when I didn't immediately go into a room with her. That attitude never pays off.

So I ended up at Jasmine to see the white dress MILF I'd passed on earlier.

And I am KICKING myself. She's awesome.

Her name is Anna (different Anna) and she heads to PDX in 3 days.

Her body is BANGING. I was shocked when the dress dropped. Athletic spinner with great curves. Firm. Taught. Tight. Shaved clean. And as reported, she looks way better when she smiles. Which is often. She's prob 40 ish but body of a 20 year old college gymnast. I shit you not. No tattoos. Small boob job with erasers.

English is great. Massage is amazing. Hard. Went on for so long I thought there might not be time for extras. But there was.

Great HJ with her tits in my mouth to wake him up. CBJ was fine. Her ball-handling skills are excellent.

Climbed on for ACG and went to town. Small and light enough to pick up and fuck standing while looking at ourselves in the mirror. Then put her down for standing mish. Then took advantage of that mirror and put her in DG and mashed the throttle. She likes it hard. Great noises. Reached thru and handled the coin bag properly with that face down and ass up. Massive finish.

Earlier during the massage I'd told her she could call me "Big Monkey. After a furious finish, we were both laughing and before I could pull even out she said "I no call you Big Monkey. You King Kong!" I know she's just selling the fantasy but I still felt flattered. Shes very sweet. Offered her number to text me for when she comes back. I was planning on asking for it anyway.

I am kicking myself for mis-reading her earlier in the month during my initial browse. She's friendly and sexy with a full-length massage and energetic safe extras.

Tell her hi from Big Monkey (or King Kong lol) if you decide to see her before year-end.

Is this lady Anna Chinese or Korean?

[ACupOfJava]

New girl with Mia at O3. She seems ok for a MILF.

Is Mia back at Ocean 3?

[AussieFury]

Katie sounded promising so I stopped by today. She's cute, sweet, and gives a real thorough massage. Definitely enhanced Ds tho. Seems like she just got here. FYI she is only HJ / BJ til around Wednesday of next week. I will be trying to swing by a bit later for a repeat visit.

Young cutie Katie with the DDs is gone. Ewa still there. New girl has big tits but a belly, no makeup, and looks straight up haggered. Pass.

New girl with Mia at O3. She seems ok for a MILF.

New girl Lala at Lotus is also a pass. Started straight up yelling at me when I didn't immediately go into a room with her. That attitude never pays off.

So I ended up at Jasmine to see the white dress MILF I'd passed on earlier.

And I am KICKING myself. She's awesome.

Her name is Anna (different Anna) and she heads to PDX in 3 days.

Her body is BANGING. I was shocked when the dress dropped. Athletic spinner with great curves. Firm. Taught. Tight. Shaved clean. And as reported, she looks way better when she smiles. Which is often. She's prob 40 ish but body of a 20 year old college gymnast. I shit you not. No tattoos. Small boob job with erasers.

English is great. Massage is amazing. Hard. Went on for so long I thought there might not be time for extras. But there was.

Great HJ with her tits in my mouth to wake him up. CBJ was fine. Her ball-handling skills are excellent.

Climbed on for ACG and went to town. Small and light enough to pick up and fuck standing while looking at ourselves in the mirror. Then put her down for standing mish. Then took advantage of that mirror and put her in DG and mashed the throttle. She likes it hard. Great noises. Reached thru and handled the coin bag properly with that face down and ass up. Massive finish.

Earlier during the massage I'd told her she could call me "Big Monkey.” After a furious finish, we were both laughing and before I could pull even out she said "I no call you Big Monkey. You King Kong!" I know she's just selling the fantasy but I still felt flattered. She’s very sweet. Offered her number to text me for when she comes back. I was planning on asking for it anyway.

I am kicking myself for mis-reading her earlier in the month during my initial browse. She's friendly and sexy with a full-length massage and energetic safe extras.

Tell her hi from Big Monkey (or King Kong lol) if you decide to see her before year-end.

[SkeletonKey6]

When you open their door you are met by some of the oldest crypt keeper grannies around. The owner (same as the 31 O3 Eastland Ave shop) shamelessly spams this board, your phone, and RM with claims / photos of girls 30-40 years younger than the actual providers. It's granny hell in Aurora hell advertised as a Shangri-La hence the name Junezilla seemed appropriate.

Haha dare I ask how you came up with the name junezilla?

[Nameless Drone]

Candidates are:

Blue Bay, Everett.

Riverside, Mount Vernon.

Eternity, Greenwood.

Lilly, Lake City.

[Padrote425]

Junezilla is crap and so is this place probably.

Haha dare I ask how you came up with the name junezilla?

[ScotchYoke]

Junezilla is crap and so is this place probably.

Just report the post. I did earlier.

[SkeletonKey6]

Junezilla is crap and so is this place probably.

Follow Up visit with the lovely Yoyo.

Amazing session with Yoyo. Straight to DFK, LFK. Skipped the massage and onto sitting down on knees BBBJ. She hopes on table and hangs her her off the side and lets me face fuck her. Onto Mish and I couldn't last. Followed by phenomenal half hour of massage. Will repeat any day. This was better than GFE.

[BiggDre]

Walked thru Door 11 in Puyallup.

I like that there's no sign or name or phone.

Greeted by a young thicc 5' 6" Venezuelan. Already forgot her name. Long dark hair, big tits, small waist, huge ass.

Did so many things wrong: lame baby oil "massage" for 5 minutes. Put on cover soft. CBJ from an angle I couldn't see her face.

But once she got into kneeling DG on the edge of the memory foam mattress as I stood behind her. The heavens opened. That is one amazing ass and she twerks it well, timing it with my hard thrusts as she grunted "YEAH" at every thrust. It was so good that I will repeat and not even complain about the CBJ.

We need more Latinas in the 200 LAMP visit range. Other shoppes in Puyallup (I'm looking at you, Enco) will need to step up.

I so much agree with you. I want to see more Latinas and more thiccness in the massage game.

[Jarre7]

Walked thru Door 11 in Puyallup.

I like that there's no sign or name or phone.

Greeted by a young thicc 5' 6" Venezuelan. Already forgot her name. Long dark hair, big tits, small waist, huge ass.

Did so many things wrong: lame baby oil "massage" for 5 minutes. Put on cover soft. CBJ from an angle I couldn't see her face.

But once she got into kneeling DG on the edge of the memory foam mattress as I stood behind her. The heavens opened. That is one amazing ass and she twerks it well, timing it with my hard thrusts as she grunted "YEAH" at every thrust. It was so good that I will repeat and not even complain about the CBJ.

We need more Latinas in the 200 LAMP visit range. Other shoppes in Puyallup (I'm looking at you, Enco) will need to step up.

Sounds amazing! I sent a DM asking where it is? I checked rubmaps and couldn't find anything under door 11 in Puyallup on it. Could you reply with a DM or in the post when you can?

[AussieFury]

Walked thru Door 11 in Puyallup.

I like that there's no sign or name or phone.

Greeted by a young thicc 5' 6" Venezuelan. Already forgot her name. Long dark hair, big tits, small waist, huge ass.

Did so many things wrong: lame baby oil "massage" for 5 minutes. Put on cover soft. CBJ from an angle I couldn't see her face.

But once she got into kneeling DG on the edge of the memory foam mattress as I stood behind her. The heavens opened. That is one amazing ass and she twerks it well, timing it with my hard thrusts as she grunted "YEAH" at every thrust. It was so good that I will repeat and not even complain about the CBJ.

We need more Latinas in the 200 LAMP visit range. Other shoppes in Puyallup (I'm looking at you, Enco) will need to step up.

[ScotchYoke]

I don't like parking at the actual massage place just in case someone I know saw my car since it's rather recognizable. Where do you guys park here? Just wondering. You don't have to be specific if you don't want to. Sorry if this is a stupid question.

In the back. They have a doorbell and camera.

[Zomfg]

I don't like parking at the actual massage place just in case someone I know saw my car since it's rather recognizable. Where do you guys park here? Just wondering. You don't have to be specific if you don't want to.

You can park across the street, plenty of businesses that can provide the faux alibi you need.

(For future reference, you can utilize google maps' 360 street view to scout ahead, before visiting any shops).

[Cwasalt3]

Hello Gents.

Went to Lolllibee for the 1st time after the review about Sasha. Spot on description 40 ish with a 25 year old body. Abs. Nice athletic build. All the makings just right for me. It was early in the day so the front door was not locked but there are cameras in the waiting area. She came thru the door and I was hooked. The place is very clean, quiet and relaxed for sure. Very comfortable place to be.

We we looked at each other it was understood. She smiled and laughed I did the same. No problem understanding her, very good English and just that lusty sexy look.

I gave her $$, fake massage that lasted maybe a minute and instant turn over and it just starts. She takes off the white lacy thing and just small b's with amazing nipples. We start the cover goes on CBJ amazing skillful action and we go into mish. Hard hard pounding she is just oozing sexuality. We go into K9 and that is it for me all in the bag. We both are crazy happy. She does have some great stamina. There is a reason she is in shape. Total fun. Yes I will return but there is one huge problem.

The worse thing about the place is it it on a very very busy street, near Costco and a bunch of stores this it is sooo busy. Cars, cars and more cars. I should have asked if they have a back door. I did not see anyone else. I am guessing they do have more workers but I did not see any.

Stay safe Gents.

The hunt continues.

As a side note, she so much reminds me of the Auntie from Jasmine. However Sasha has more of an athletic build the the girl from Jasmine I will I had remembered her name. I will also return to see her too.

I don't like parking at the actual massage place just in case someone I know saw my car since it's rather recognizable. Where do you guys park here? Just wondering. You don't have to be specific if you don't want to. Sorry if this is a stupid question.