Massage Parlor Reports

**AussieFury** · 12-28-23 18:01

Originally Posted by BBAsianLover [View Original Post]

Katie sounded promising so I stopped by today. She's cute, sweet, and gives a real thorough massage. Definitely enhanced Ds tho. Seems like she just got here. FYI she is only HJ / BJ til around Wednesday of next week. I will be trying to swing by a bit later for a repeat visit.

Young cutie Katie with the DDs is gone. Ewa still there. New girl has big tits but a belly, no makeup, and looks straight up haggered. Pass.

New girl with Mia at O3. She seems ok for a MILF.

New girl Lala at Lotus is also a pass. Started straight up yelling at me when I didn't immediately go into a room with her. That attitude never pays off.

So I ended up at Jasmine to see the white dress MILF I'd passed on earlier.

And I am KICKING myself. She's awesome.

Her name is Anna (different Anna) and she heads to PDX in 3 days.

Her body is BANGING. I was shocked when the dress dropped. Athletic spinner with great curves. Firm. Taught. Tight. Shaved clean. And as reported, she looks way better when she smiles. Which is often. She's prob 40 ish but body of a 20 year old college gymnast. I shit you not. No tattoos. Small boob job with erasers.

English is great. Massage is amazing. Hard. Went on for so long I thought there might not be time for extras. But there was.

Great HJ with her tits in my mouth to wake him up. CBJ was fine. Her ball-handling skills are excellent.

Climbed on for ACG and went to town. Small and light enough to pick up and fuck standing while looking at ourselves in the mirror. Then put her down for standing mish. Then took advantage of that mirror and put her in DG and mashed the throttle. She likes it hard. Great noises. Reached thru and handled the coin bag properly with that face down and ass up. Massive finish.

Earlier during the massage I'd told her she could call me "Big Monkey.” After a furious finish, we were both laughing and before I could pull even out she said "I no call you Big Monkey. You King Kong!" I know she's just selling the fantasy but I still felt flattered. She’s very sweet. Offered her number to text me for when she comes back. I was planning on asking for it anyway.

I am kicking myself for mis-reading her earlier in the month during my initial browse. She's friendly and sexy with a full-length massage and energetic safe extras.

Tell her hi from Big Monkey (or King Kong lol) if you decide to see her before year-end.

**SkeletonKey6** · 12-28-23 13:58

When you open their door you are met by some of the oldest crypt keeper grannies around. The owner (same as the 31 O3 Eastland Ave shop) shamelessly spams this board, your phone, and RM with claims / photos of girls 30-40 years younger than the actual providers. It's granny hell in Aurora hell advertised as a Shangri-La hence the name Junezilla seemed appropriate.

Originally Posted by Padrote425 [View Original Post]

Haha dare I ask how you came up with the name junezilla?

**Nameless Drone** · 12-28-23 11:31

Candidates are:

Blue Bay, Everett.

Riverside, Mount Vernon.

Eternity, Greenwood.

Lilly, Lake City.

**Padrote425** · 12-28-23 08:56

Originally Posted by SkeletonKey6 [View Original Post]

Junezilla is crap and so is this place probably.

Haha dare I ask how you came up with the name junezilla?

**ScotchYoke** · 12-27-23 22:08

Originally Posted by SkeletonKey6 [View Original Post]

Junezilla is crap and so is this place probably.

Just report the post. I did earlier.

**SkeletonKey6** · 12-27-23 17:18

Junezilla is crap and so is this place probably.

Originally Posted by AlexSfo0 [View Original Post]

Follow Up visit with the lovely Yoyo.

Amazing session with Yoyo. Straight to DFK, LFK. Skipped the massage and onto sitting down on knees BBBJ. She hopes on table and hangs her her off the side and lets me face fuck her. Onto Mish and I couldn't last. Followed by phenomenal half hour of massage. Will repeat any day. This was better than GFE.

**BiggDre** · 12-26-23 19:08

Originally Posted by AussieFury [View Original Post]

Walked thru Door 11 in Puyallup.

I like that there's no sign or name or phone.

Greeted by a young thicc 5' 6" Venezuelan. Already forgot her name. Long dark hair, big tits, small waist, huge ass.

Did so many things wrong: lame baby oil "massage" for 5 minutes. Put on cover soft. CBJ from an angle I couldn't see her face.

But once she got into kneeling DG on the edge of the memory foam mattress as I stood behind her. The heavens opened. That is one amazing ass and she twerks it well, timing it with my hard thrusts as she grunted "YEAH" at every thrust. It was so good that I will repeat and not even complain about the CBJ.

We need more Latinas in the 200 LAMP visit range. Other shoppes in Puyallup (I'm looking at you, Enco) will need to step up.

I so much agree with you. I want to see more Latinas and more thiccness in the massage game.

**Jarre7** · 12-26-23 18:06

Originally Posted by AussieFury [View Original Post]

Walked thru Door 11 in Puyallup.

I like that there's no sign or name or phone.

Greeted by a young thicc 5' 6" Venezuelan. Already forgot her name. Long dark hair, big tits, small waist, huge ass.

Did so many things wrong: lame baby oil "massage" for 5 minutes. Put on cover soft. CBJ from an angle I couldn't see her face.

But once she got into kneeling DG on the edge of the memory foam mattress as I stood behind her. The heavens opened. That is one amazing ass and she twerks it well, timing it with my hard thrusts as she grunted "YEAH" at every thrust. It was so good that I will repeat and not even complain about the CBJ.

We need more Latinas in the 200 LAMP visit range. Other shoppes in Puyallup (I'm looking at you, Enco) will need to step up.

Sounds amazing! I sent a DM asking where it is? I checked rubmaps and couldn't find anything under door 11 in Puyallup on it. Could you reply with a DM or in the post when you can?

**AussieFury** · 12-26-23 17:40

Walked thru Door 11 in Puyallup.

I like that there's no sign or name or phone.

Greeted by a young thicc 5' 6" Venezuelan. Already forgot her name. Long dark hair, big tits, small waist, huge ass.

Did so many things wrong: lame baby oil "massage" for 5 minutes. Put on cover soft. CBJ from an angle I couldn't see her face.

But once she got into kneeling DG on the edge of the memory foam mattress as I stood behind her. The heavens opened. That is one amazing ass and she twerks it well, timing it with my hard thrusts as she grunted "YEAH" at every thrust. It was so good that I will repeat and not even complain about the CBJ.

We need more Latinas in the 200 LAMP visit range. Other shoppes in Puyallup (I'm looking at you, Enco) will need to step up.

**ScotchYoke** · 12-23-23 01:02

Originally Posted by Cwasalt3 [View Original Post]

I don't like parking at the actual massage place just in case someone I know saw my car since it's rather recognizable. Where do you guys park here? Just wondering. You don't have to be specific if you don't want to. Sorry if this is a stupid question.

In the back. They have a doorbell and camera.

**Zomfg** · 12-22-23 23:27

Originally Posted by Cwasalt3 [View Original Post]

I don't like parking at the actual massage place just in case someone I know saw my car since it's rather recognizable. Where do you guys park here? Just wondering. You don't have to be specific if you don't want to.

You can park across the street, plenty of businesses that can provide the faux alibi you need.

(For future reference, you can utilize google maps' 360 street view to scout ahead, before visiting any shops).

**Cwasalt3** · 12-22-23 20:24

Originally Posted by SeaMonstes5678 [View Original Post]

Hello Gents.

Went to Lolllibee for the 1st time after the review about Sasha. Spot on description 40 ish with a 25 year old body. Abs. Nice athletic build. All the makings just right for me. It was early in the day so the front door was not locked but there are cameras in the waiting area. She came thru the door and I was hooked. The place is very clean, quiet and relaxed for sure. Very comfortable place to be.

We we looked at each other it was understood. She smiled and laughed I did the same. No problem understanding her, very good English and just that lusty sexy look.

I gave her $$, fake massage that lasted maybe a minute and instant turn over and it just starts. She takes off the white lacy thing and just small b's with amazing nipples. We start the cover goes on CBJ amazing skillful action and we go into mish. Hard hard pounding she is just oozing sexuality. We go into K9 and that is it for me all in the bag. We both are crazy happy. She does have some great stamina. There is a reason she is in shape. Total fun. Yes I will return but there is one huge problem.

The worse thing about the place is it it on a very very busy street, near Costco and a bunch of stores this it is sooo busy. Cars, cars and more cars. I should have asked if they have a back door. I did not see anyone else. I am guessing they do have more workers but I did not see any.

Stay safe Gents.

The hunt continues.

As a side note, she so much reminds me of the Auntie from Jasmine. However Sasha has more of an athletic build the the girl from Jasmine I will I had remembered her name. I will also return to see her too.

I don't like parking at the actual massage place just in case someone I know saw my car since it's rather recognizable. Where do you guys park here? Just wondering. You don't have to be specific if you don't want to. Sorry if this is a stupid question.

**SeaMonstes5678** · 12-22-23 17:48

Hello Gents.

To the new guy or anyone that is new. Sorry you got the short end of the stick. I am not being a dick when I say you have to read the forum or RTFF. There are tons of guys giving out great advice. And there are some shills for the AMPs that post pure BS. To the shills f* them.

In you situation. When I go somewhere for the first time or if I have not been there for a while. I give the $60 and hold back the rest until I am sure. I carry $$ in $20's and $10 unless it is a sure thing and with them I just hand it over. It they say no I just walk. Aussie has got a great post about doing just so.

If it is a bait and switch I am walking. And I want my money back.

Read posts from people like Aussie, Scotchyoke, Kitwalker, SkeltonKey and Shogun these are a bunch of contributors to the forum OR.

You could go on your own and keep repeating the same BS.

Mia knows the game. She did not get any pushback and got some more money out of you. Read the posts and you will be just fine. Welcome to the party pall.

Stay safe gents.

The hunt continues.

**Bonnaryi** · 12-22-23 16:14

Which are the Korean AMPs in Federal Way? I love K Aunties.

**SkeletonKey6** · 12-22-23 12:07

Originally Posted by Rickybubs [View Original Post]

Felt a little like bait and switch. Attractive young girl leads me to the room, I'm thinking wow glad I stopped by, then in comes Mia to take over. Mia was cute but again, I like them a little younger. I'm too new to handle the situation in the moment so I went with the flow. 2. Her phone was about 3 inches from my ears for the whole massage, she was either looking at or silences texts throughout, not sure but it was annoying.

Thank you for toftt.

I've had both of these incredibly obnoxious things happen in AMPs where I have simply gotten up, asked for $$ back, and walked out very annoyed.

Hopefully most other mongers would do the same as this is the equivalent to a waiter spitting on your food as they are serving it to you.