Massage Parlor Reports

[FuckIt216]

Stay Away.

Went to HKPD. Was greeted by papasan and chose to go with a young petite Latina named Linda. As soon as I enter the room, she was being weird. She pretended she couldn't understand me. I planed to pay with zelle and that's when she ran game on me. After giving me several different digits and saying that was her zelle with none appearing on the phone, I handed her my phone to put in her profile info herself. She snatched it quickly and typed as fast as she could. I noticed it was a completely different number with different area code and an email than the ones she originally told me. When she realized I just gave her access to Google contacts and not zelle, she groaned and claimed I was confusing her. I ignore her and logged into zelle. I showed her the profile and that's when she admitted it was correct. I send the money. After 15 minutes of claiming she didn't get it and the payment didn't process (my account immediately showed me the transaction to her with her government name FYI) , Papasan came in and asked if everything was okay. I didn't want problems as it was getting late and I had other shit to do, so I lied and said I was having tech issues. He knew I was lying. I rushed outside. He texted me on the way home and said what was the problem. I told him, his girl was a fucking rat. He denied it and called me to come back and resolve it in person. I refused. I was feeling unsafe and uncomfortable. Stay safe boys and avoid Linda or perhaps avoid HKPD all together.

Bad Rookie Mistake. You never pay where they have your info never and I assure you Linda isn't a rat I've been with her twice now and to call her a rat when your name is Rat is comical LOL but never ever pay with anything except cash ever cause if she was a rat or scammer she now has your info and can exploit you. SMH over here some folks need to just get a girlfriend and retire from mongering.

[GoHomeSmiling]

I handed her my phone to put in her profile info herself. She snatched it quickly and typed as fast as she could. I noticed it was a completely different number with different area code and an email than the ones she originally told me. When she realized I just gave her access to Google contacts and not zelle, she groaned and claimed I was confusing her. I ignore her and logged into zelle. I showed her the profile and that's when she admitted it was correct.

Wait, she was trying to get you to send $ to a different account? So you are saying she is not who she said she was? Or was she trying to turn a 100 into 400 ? Not following what you're saying she was trying to pull.

[Mitsom]

Stay Away.

Went to HKPD. Was greeted by papasan and chose to go with a young petite Latina named Linda. As soon as I enter the room, she was being weird. She pretended she couldn't understand me. I planed to pay with zelle and that's when she ran game on me. After giving me several different digits and saying that was her zelle with none appearing on the phone, I handed her my phone to put in her profile info herself. She snatched it quickly and typed as fast as she could. I noticed it was a completely different number with different area code and an email than the ones she originally told me. When she realized I just gave her access to Google contacts and not zelle, she groaned and claimed I was confusing her. I ignore her and logged into zelle. I showed her the profile and that's when she admitted it was correct. I send the money. After 15 minutes of claiming she didn't get it and the payment didn't process (my account immediately showed me the transaction to her with her government name FYI) , Papasan came in and asked if everything was okay. I didn't want problems as it was getting late and I had other shit to do, so I lied and said I was having tech issues. He knew I was lying. I rushed outside. He texted me on the way home and said what was the problem. I told him, his girl was a fucking rat. He denied it and called me to come back and resolve it in person. I refused. I was feeling unsafe and uncomfortable. Stay safe boys and avoid Linda or perhaps avoid HKPD all together.

That HKPD Latina isn't the only one confused. So am I. You tried to pay with Zelle? LMFAO. Like, I'm so confused as to why you'd try to do it this way but more confused as to why she'd take payment in a way that divulged her real name, contact and bank account. Then somehow you think you're being crafty having her input her info into google contacts while telling her it's Zelle? Huh? But then after the payment shows it's cleared on your end, she says she didn't receive, papasan comes. And you get embarrassed and leave? Having "tech issues". Like WTF? LOL.

Brah why in the HELL are you paying hookers via Zelle?

[Elpatron]

Why would you paid with zelle? It doesn't make any sense man, you are going to a ***** house, what if this place get's raided that particular day that you were there? And le confiscates the girl's phone, le would have your 411. Any time you go the brothel take cash don't leave no traces stay safe out there Tha's all I'd have to said

Stay Away.

Went to HKPD. Was greeted by papasan and chose to go with a young petite Latina named Linda. As soon as I enter the room, she was being weird. She pretended she couldn't understand me. I planed to pay with zelle and that's when she ran game on me. After giving me several different digits and saying that was her zelle with none appearing on the phone, I handed her my phone to put in her profile info herself. She snatched it quickly and typed as fast as she could. I noticed it was a completely different number with different area code and an email than the ones she originally told me. When she realized I just gave her access to Google contacts and not zelle, she groaned and claimed I was confusing her. I ignore her and logged into zelle. I showed her the profile and that's when she admitted it was correct. I send the money. After 15 minutes of claiming she didn't get it and the payment didn't process (my account immediately showed me the transaction to her with her government name FYI) , Papasan came in and asked if everything was okay. I didn't want problems as it was getting late and I had other shit to do, so I lied and said I was having tech issues. He knew I was lying. I rushed outside. He texted me on the way home and said what was the problem. I told him, his girl was a fucking rat. He denied it and called me to come back and resolve it in person. I refused. I was feeling unsafe and uncomfortable. Stay safe boys and avoid Linda or perhaps avoid HKPD all together.

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[GeneralObvious]

I'd love to hear about the top 80%! Why are you guys who talk about this keeping it a secret?

I have almost 100 reviews on RM. I rarely give away free intel here. Advice is better to give. My advice: Pound the pavement, and go where others don't. I like a relaxing time, not to be another number, and rushed out the door.

[EscortVeiwer03]

Stay Away.

Went to HKPD. Was greeted by papasan and chose to go with a young petite Latina named Linda... Stay safe boys and avoid Linda or perhaps avoid HKPD all together.

Had a similar experience myself at a now closed spa. Got to trust your gut when things seem off.

[Tennan]

Just want to add my 2 cents about LuLu.

Made appointment and arrived right on time. Greeted by LuLu. She's really cute. Great personality, even silly in a fun way. Put the 2. 8 VIP on the table.

She strips down immediately. Great soft tits, nice ass, a little belly (which I like). Pretty good massage, nothing memorable. On the flip, she cleans my dick with rubbing alcohol and a paper towel. Kind of stung, but it went away. She climbs on board and goes straight to BB 69. Gave me a great view of her pussy and ass, and easy tongue access to both. She was OK with my finger in her ass. Could have used some lube. (I'll ask for it next time).

I'm an older guy so her BBBJ was a little more than I can handle. I like prostate play but asked too late. She said she'd slow down next time. Also asked how many fingers I like.

100% would repeat.

BN.

Oh my God! Last night was. Epic! The place wasn't busy, LuLu was absolutely focused on me / us. No rushing, our parting sexual romp was everything I know it can be. And a reminder that yes, I am. Addicted!

[LookinAround1]

She is going on a mini vacation for Christmas. Be back January 11th.

Ah damn it. Thank you. I guess ill check out the new girls at Kedzie then.

[Mitsom]

This entire thread is run by 3 guys, about 1 particular area. Venture out. Head north, or west. Most of Archer is like the bottom 20% compared to the rest of the city.

I'd love to hear about the top 80%! Why are you guys who talk about this keeping it a secret?

[OF Charlie]

Any one know where she was rotated to? I was going to plan a visit today but checked their twitter and they rotated the providers today. (I forgot they rotate every 10 days).

Thanks.

She is going on a mini vacation for Christmas. Be back January 11th.

[Ratso100]

Stay Away.

Went to HKPD. Was greeted by papasan and chose to go with a young petite Latina named Linda. As soon as I enter the room, she was being weird. She pretended she couldn't understand me. I planed to pay with zelle and that's when she ran game on me. After giving me several different digits and saying that was her zelle with none appearing on the phone, I handed her my phone to put in her profile info herself. She snatched it quickly and typed as fast as she could. I noticed it was a completely different number with different area code and an email than the ones she originally told me. When she realized I just gave her access to Google contacts and not zelle, she groaned and claimed I was confusing her. I ignore her and logged into zelle. I showed her the profile and that's when she admitted it was correct. I send the money. After 15 minutes of claiming she didn't get it and the payment didn't process (my account immediately showed me the transaction to her with her government name FYI) , Papasan came in and asked if everything was okay. I didn't want problems as it was getting late and I had other shit to do, so I lied and said I was having tech issues. He knew I was lying. I rushed outside. He texted me on the way home and said what was the problem. I told him, his girl was a fucking rat. He denied it and called me to come back and resolve it in person. I refused. I was feeling unsafe and uncomfortable. Stay safe boys and avoid Linda or perhaps avoid HKPD all together.

[ShuperShtar]

This entire thread is run by 3 guys, about 1 particular area. Venture out. Head north, or west. Most of Archer is like the bottom 20% compared to the rest of the city.

If you strictly go to 'massage' shops you definitely got to try the Korean spots in mount prospect forum. Not much posted about them in the Chicago forum, but mt prospect is right by Ohare.

[GMoney05]

This entire thread is run by 3 guys, about 1 particular area. Venture out. Head north, or west. Most of Archer is like the bottom 20% compared to the rest of the city.

I swear since the Summer all that's been covered Is Chinatown Spa's. These places be packed early In the morning. Other than CLC recently that Is past expensive not many North Side Spa's been covered or mentioned here but there's some other cheap Spa's who have nice looking Asians Ling-Ling, Princess Thai on Belmont and Lucky Spa. Has anybody ever tried Chicago's Mens Spa on Western? They have White European MT and Black and Spanish. They don't answer the phone when I called but I seen A guy come out smiling looking happy.

[LookinAround1]

Any one know where she was rotated to? I was going to plan a visit today but checked their twitter and they rotated the providers today. (I forgot they rotate every 10 days).

Thanks.

[SpaGuy21]

I always take those Penthouse Forum-style reviews with a grain of salt.

This entire thread is run by 3 guys, about 1 particular area. Venture out. Head north, or west. Most of Archer is like the bottom 20% compared to the rest of the city.

Fit and GenOB, pretty spot on. Whenever I see a certain name in the title I just keep scrolling, hahaha.

One thing I've been noticing is that only the places associated with Pink Diamond are the ones with any real consistency. So, Tokyo, Kedzie and the newly reopened 819.

Masalic, aren't you the guy who has yet to even go to a MP yet? I'm curious what you are basing this assessment on. The writing style of the reviewers? Maybe you have a review to share? I'm just curious what makes someone blindly advocate for a place they've never been? Maybe the PD marketing campaign has paid off? I mean, you surely couldn't be associated with the PD network, could you? 😉.