Massage Parlor Reports

[Cruzier1]

Been on a slow tour of all the sleepy spots no one talks about much. All of these happened within the last month or two and we all know how fast things can change. So keep that in mind.

King Massage (National City): Went to this one in search of someone, but ended up with someone else. Thin MILF borderline GILF. Generic AMP provider. We've all seen them. Armored up so didn't expect much. The entire experience was a C-, from the lackluster massage, to the enthusiasm with which she asked if I wanted HE or a BJ. I was surprised with the choice, so I went for the latter. I don't mind discussing pricing when they offer the going rate. Ended up a CBJ with one of them strange pieces of plastic. I would not describe it as sensual whatsoever, but more of a HJ with her mouth. She put in the effort though, and didn't quit when most others would have. I'll give her that. Ended up with a finger in the rear and that did the trick. Didn't get her name but no repeat. Might go back to try for the person I was looking for.

Bayside: Surprised we don't hear more about this place. It's a mostly empty house, but it's in good shape and kept real clean. I gather there is a rotation from South America. Had a quiet but spicy BBW latina, not my style, but she DFKed real nice. Maybe 30-35. Massage was more of an LE check than anything else. CFS mish. Reminds me more of a Korean place like KK rather than an AMP. Not much else to say.

Alin: Baby. Said she was 27, was chubby in a good way, and had an ABG attitude. Decent massage but then upsold CBJ into CFS. Gave a speech about the virtues of a covered BJ. She must have been flying solo since she locked the place up. Too many interruptions and negotiations followed by a lackluster performance. I should have known better, but I took the bait. I'll take a MILF that performs any day of the week.

F Spa: Heard about this place from another regular and went to check it out. Place is pretty run down and smells like seafood something fierce. Anyway, homely medium sized MILF with MM Cs and a decent ass meets me up at front. Between the screen door and a school girl costume I knew what section of the menu we were dealing with. Ended up with a wet, borderline sloppy BBBJ DT CIM plus a few other special requests. It doesn't get any better than that! Except it did. Went back for all that plus a thorough rimming session with all the bells and whistles. Showing up squeaky clean has its perks! A damn good massage too. Trouble is she's gone now. Might be back in a few months but at least I was smart enough to get her number.

Asian Spa: Cici was a fav, but she left back to China end of July. I've popped in once or twice but was met by whatever is past a GILF and noped out of there. Might try again soon.

I'm a fan of the MILFs who are down for anything and I'm finding out the small sleepy spots are where they are at. Anyone else have any leads?

Cheers.

[AllCock]

$9 for 90 minutes. Lot of interruptions. Temo very small. 4 on the 10 scale on massage. $6 for a HJ and 4 on the HJ. Would not do any more than HJ. No bathrooms in the place, had to use community restrooms. Definitely would not repeat.

[Muncher8888]

.5 for HHR house fee.

. I ask how much, and to my surprise she says $. 2. Anyway, pretty good time for $. 7 total.

Is it possible she didn't understand US money? Thus her boss made sure that was the last time she ever did that?

Otherwise you just sent half the county to this joint.

You should get comped for the next 4 months.

[Raven1994]

Finally made a visit to this place. Amy was amazing, BBBJ and she teased a lot from the beginning. Even her massage was top notch.

[DoubleEntendre]

Just go to Japan.

I was just there.

Too many Chinese MPs here in San Diego claiming to have a "Japanese" but they're just Chinese looking for more tips from gullible mongers.

I listened to one of the reviews here to check if they really do have a Japanese provider but they don't (I speak Japanese BTW and realized they weren't Japanese when they couldn't hold a conversation).

I just might do that (go to Japan). If you have any tips or advice for a gaijin that speaks little to no Japanese, I would appreciate it. DM's are open as well, if you want.

2023 seems to be the year of the j-girl, as they exploded onto the AAMP scene (see also k-girl) like burnt popcorn. I can't say they're worth the hype that your favorite JAV stars may lead one to hope for, or the upgrade option to film your session.

I get it, but we all have our kinks, haha.

Exactly. 100% of Chinese girls but called themselves as Japanese girls. I met one girl claimed she was from Japan. I tested her and finally admitted to me she is Chinese but worked as masseuse in Japan.

Yeah I've noticed that as well (Chinese pretending to be Japanese) and it's super annoying, ugh!

[JWalker350]

Just go to Japan.

I was just there.

Too many Chinese MPs here in San Diego claiming to have a "Japanese" but they're just Chinese looking for more tips from gullible mongers.

I listened to one of the reviews here to check if they really do have a Japanese provider but they don't (I speak Japanese BTW and realized they weren't Japanese when they couldn't hold a conversation).

Exactly. 100% of Chinese girls but called themselves as Japanese girls. I met one girl claimed she was from Japan. I tested her and finally admitted to me she is Chinese but worked as masseuse in Japan.

[SsStuntCock]

Wondering if anyone would be willing to share any intel of FS Japanese providers. Haven't seen or heard of anyone since Miyuki and she won't be back for a while.

Any information would be appreciated.

2023 seems to be the year of the j-girl, as they exploded onto the AAMP scene (see also k-girl) like burnt popcorn. I can't say they're worth the hype that your favorite JAV stars may lead one to hope for, or the upgrade option to film your session.

[LickMyBall]

Wondering if anyone would be willing to share any intel of FS Japanese providers. Haven't seen or heard of anyone since Miyuki and she won't be back for a while.

Any information would be appreciated.

Just go to Japan.

I was just there.

Too many Chinese MPs here in San Diego claiming to have a "Japanese" but they're just Chinese looking for more tips from gullible mongers.

I listened to one of the reviews here to check if they really do have a Japanese provider but they don't (I speak Japanese BTW and realized they weren't Japanese when they couldn't hold a conversation).

[Canuck6234]

I didn't get it, which place is this?

When I see MRC I think of Mesa Ridge Court.

[ODog12]

I didn't get it, which place is this?

Mesa Ridge Court. Great spot. Quiet and nice private rooms. Was at Erma recently in the front room and you can hear everything up and down that hallway!

[BluesBalls]

Was in the UTC LA Jolla area and decided to try a local spot since I'm never over there. Went to what's references as MRC spa on here.

Really liked the location, with it being pretty private. Got Jennifer, nice thin girl with nice tits. Great service, BBBJ, cfs. Non rushed, got my full time which was nice. Sadly it was busy when I finished so I didn't get to see the other talent but overall good experience.

Sorry if double upload, I got a server error when hitting submit.

I didn't get it, which place is this?

[SsStuntCock]

Milky white skin, Ruby red lipstick, big pouting eyes, and hair darker than the inside of a coffin on a moonless night. If you can appreciate that aesthetic, then everything else is all gravy baby. And it's lot of fkn gravy.

[Bearded Monger]

No mention of a condom, plus a 'Deposit' ?! . Did you BBFSCIP??

Sorry for the confusion, no. It was BBBJ, CFS.

[RolfTorren]

Just got a message from my favorite greek-loving Asian, Monica, that she's back at UFS for the rest of the month. Time to eat my wheaties!

[DoubleEntendre]

Wondering if anyone would be willing to share any intel of FS Japanese providers. Haven't seen or heard of anyone since Miyuki and she won't be back for a while.

Any information would be appreciated.