Strip Club Reports

[Mustang13]

Dude, you screwed up. He didn't. You're lucky he didn't physically toss you out. No cameras allowed. It's posted, but it shouldn't even have to be. YTA.

I think they're really strict in WA. No alcohol, no phones, & talking about getting tossed out for pulling a phone out to check the time? Should definitely be posted very clearly since not everywhere is remotely the same. I've been to a lot of strip clubs both in the US and out of the US. WA is one of the more strict that I have seen. Can definitely understand someone making the mistake of doing something we probably all do at least 10 times a day inadvertently. Not a reason to be tossed. A polite warning if it was quick with no harm intended (I. E. Not taking a picture). I can tell you, if someone tried to toss me out for checking the time on my phone, I'd be more than willing to argue back. But I'm also a really big f'in dude so. I don't think they would be so quick to do that.

[Chanko]

Using cell phones in other states is fine. For some reason, they only allow dancers to use cell phones here. When I want to check my phone, I generally walk to an area where no one is at or go in the bathroom. I think their fear is that your going to running around taking selfies and shit with the dancers. I see that happen in Miami regularly until their phone is taken away and the pictures erased. Here we can't even drink, so we probably wouldn't do stupid shit like that anyway.

Yea. I think a friendly we don't allow cell phones here please put it away sir, would've been fine. I generally respect the local ordinances when I'm told of them.

Rousse is acting like not allowing any cell phones (even to check the time) out on a slow Tuesday night is the normal. And that everyone should know about this rule without being told. And that if you aren't from an area where they treat you like children, you deserve to get thrown out.

[Michael1967]

I'm from CA, we allow cell phones as long as you don't point it at people, which I didn't. I just point it to the ground like a normal person. Just cause you have to babied doesn't mean everyone has to be. There are just also nicer way to do things or is that beyond your comprehension?

Using cell phones in other states is fine. For some reason, they only allow dancers to use cell phones here. When I want to check my phone, I generally walk to an area where no one is at or go in the bathroom. I think their fear is that your going to running around taking selfies and shit with the dancers. I see that happen in Miami regularly until their phone is taken away and the pictures erased. Here we can't even drink, so we probably wouldn't do stupid shit like that anyway.

[Chanko]

Dude, you screwed up. He didn't. You're lucky he didn't physically toss you out. No cameras allowed. It's posted, but it shouldn't even have to be. YTA.

I'm from CA, we allow cell phones as long as you don't point it at people, which I didn't. I just point it to the ground like a normal person. Just cause you have to babied doesn't mean everyone has to be. There are just also nicer way to do things or is that beyond your comprehension?

[Rousse]

One negative is that the security guy needs to chill out. I took out my phone to check the time. And he just walked up to me with his arms out as if it had muscles he didn't have. And he told me to in a very rude way to not use my phone. His face looked like he had a dick up his ass. He also didn't tell me they didn't allow phones when I walked into the club. Pretty much ruined the mood.

Dude, you screwed up. He didn't. You're lucky he didn't physically toss you out. No cameras allowed. It's posted, but it shouldn't even have to be. YTA.

[EddyWhtwtr]

Reminds me of going into Foxes. Roxy who later became Marianne at Rick's was there. She also told me not to wear underwear and actually took to Fred Meyer down on 72nd & Pacific Ave to buy "the right shorts".

Unforgettable girl, what a tight flexible little body. An ATF of mine to be sure.

[DirtyFuk]

Would you mind sharing what she wants for take out? (you may PM) I got take out from a popular dancer. She gave me a fun hour visit. No full service, $400. A chubby MILF with giant tits quoted $500 full service.

That sweathog Sierra will go raw for $400 take out.

Who wouldn't do full. Service for $400 an hour? Mandy?

[PacificoWang]

Yeah she's gone back to old Ava. And thank gawd!

Would you mind sharing what she wants for take out? (you may PM) I got take out from a popular dancer. She gave me a fun hour visit. No full service, $400. A chubby MILF with giant tits quoted $500 full service.

[CoronaLime]

I just started going to the strip club this year. Last night at Pandora was my third time visiting this year and I experienced a first. After getting a couple lapdances from a tiny Asian chick in a tiny school girl skirt I got approached by a Cuban hottie, Sheila I believe her name was. Got 3 song LD with her and on the third song was almost about to explode in my pants. The combo of her grinding and her nibbling on my ear was getting to me so I had to tell her to chill. She told me it was ok and to go ahead and don't hold back. Well got 3 more songs and let myself go and she made me make a mess in my pants LOL Does this happen to alot of you guys? Or is it just because I'm new to all of this? Clean up was kinda of a * since there was no paper towels in the bathroom also since I'm still new to this, how do you get the attention of a girl you want to have fun with? Like what is the proper method if there is one?

No.

Next time cum in her mouth.

[TheMightyQuinn]

Things must be slow for Ava at Pandoras. She is usuallu a HJ dancer.

She approached me. Qv 300 all in with 50 room fee. Mixed asian with great ass. She handle my size fine.

Doggie hits her right. CBJ, cfs. I pulled condom off and she jacked me off on her tits. We discussed take out options after.

Yeah she's gone back to old Ava. And thank gawd!

[MannyFresh082]

I just started going to the strip club this year. Last night at Pandora was my third time visiting this year and I experienced a first. After getting a couple lapdances from a tiny Asian chick in a tiny school girl skirt I got approached by a Cuban hottie, Sheila I believe her name was. Got 3 song LD with her and on the third song was almost about to explode in my pants. The combo of her grinding and her nibbling on my ear was getting to me so I had to tell her to chill. She told me it was ok and to go ahead and don't hold back. Well got 3 more songs and let myself go and she made me make a mess in my pants LOL Does this happen to alot of you guys? Or is it just because I'm new to all of this? Clean up was kinda of a * since there was no paper towels in the bathroom also since I'm still new to this, how do you get the attention of a girl you want to have fun with? Like what is the proper method if there is one?

[TeninchBeast]

Things must be slow for Ava at Pandoras. She is usuallu a HJ dancer.

She approached me. Qv 300 all in with 50 room fee. Mixed asian with great ass. She handle my size fine.

Doggie hits her right. CBJ, cfs. I pulled condom off and she jacked me off on her tits. We discussed take out options after.

[BBPornoGeek]

Reading this reminds me of way back when Honeys existed. It was a free for all for extras. HJs were the norm, even at night. I had a stripper take me in the back and immediately unzip my pants and said, "why the fuck are you wearing underwear? I didn't really have a good response and she followed up with, "you're cock blocking yourself with underwear. ". Stripper wisdom. I've been going commando to strip clubs ever since.

I don't recommend tan pants, unless they're water proof or don't absorb moisture for all to see. Wear dark loose fitting slacks. Basketball shorts are easy access, they'll attract certain strippers but repel most.

Honey's was the standard back then. I always show up with loose fitting shorts with zippers. Go in the back girls would reach through the legs and feel no underwear then unzip to blow me. Go during the day and you usually end up with BBFS easily. There was this Latina Jasmine back in 2004 who would block out other girls from getting to me until I told her unless there's anything special she's offering I'm going to be seeing the others. She pulled me out spit on her hands reach behind and shove me into her ass in one stroke then asked is that good enough? Yep, keep going. No upcharge.

[TheMightyQuinn]

Reading this reminds me of way back when Honeys existed. It was a free for all for extras. HJs were the norm, even at night. I had a stripper take me in the back and immediately unzip my pants and said, "why the fuck are you wearing underwear? I didn't really have a good response and she followed up with, "you're cock blocking yourself with underwear. ". Stripper wisdom. I've been going commando to strip clubs ever since.

I don't recommend tan pants, unless they're water proof or don't absorb moisture for all to see. Wear dark loose fitting slacks. Basketball shorts are easy access, they'll attract certain strippers but repel most.

Reminds me of going into Foxes. Roxy who later became Marianne at Rick's was there. She also told me not to wear underwear and actually took to Fred Meyer down on 72nd & Pacific Ave to buy "the right shorts".

[Context22]

Reading this reminds me of way back when Honeys existed. It was a free for all for extras. HJs were the norm, even at night. I had a stripper take me in the back and immediately unzip my pants and said, "why the fuck are you wearing underwear? I didn't really have a good response and she followed up with, "you're cock blocking yourself with underwear. ". Stripper wisdom. I've been going commando to strip clubs ever since.

I don't recommend tan pants, unless they're water proof or don't absorb moisture for all to see. Wear dark loose fitting slacks. Basketball shorts are easy access, they'll attract certain strippers but repel most.

I'm not too worried about what color pants I wear. They usually don't stay on long cause I'm a fan of the VIP rooms. So many more positions you can fuck in, plus some of the dancers really get into watching themselves in the mirrors. The one time I did do FS in the lap dance area I had the manager come over and talk to the dancer I was with while I was inside her, it was awkward.

Golf shorts work great during the nicer parts of the year. They still have easy access and they dry quickly, it's important if you get a BJ from a dancer like Mandy who gives super sloppy head.