Strip Club Reports

[Anony]

Go to pandoras, it's a way more laidback environment. I would recommend going in the afternoons, weekend afternoons can be good also. I just wear soft jeans or tan pants and no underwear during this time of the year. Pretty much just don't look like a homeless dude or the creepy guy in a long jacket jerking off in he corner. It should be a given but make sure you shower and wear deodorant, nothing overpowering though.

Reading this reminds me of way back when Honeys existed. It was a free for all for extras. HJs were the norm, even at night. I had a stripper take me in the back and immediately unzip my pants and said, "why the fuck are you wearing underwear? I didn't really have a good response and she followed up with, "you're cock blocking yourself with underwear. ". Stripper wisdom. I've been going commando to strip clubs ever since.

I don't recommend tan pants, unless they're water proof or don't absorb moisture for all to see. Wear dark loose fitting slacks. Basketball shorts are easy access, they'll attract certain strippers but repel most.

[UnHungHero2020]

I used to think that you had to dress up. I mean it's called a "Gentleman's Club", after going a few times, I realized that no one cares what you wear (except for the usual no hats or gang colors). For me, the best bang for my buck was in the summer time, shorts without underwear and winter time sweats without underwear. I wasn't never one to actually whip it out, but many times, she would reach in an pull it out because it was so easy to do. When I wore shorts in the summer, she would reach up the legs of the short and get to it that way.

I'm done with strip clubs now, I can usually find a decent looking provider that will come to my place for $300. I was spending that per visit at the strip club and only getting laid sporadically. I do have to admit, quietly getting laid in the lap dance area with other people around was always a huge rush. One time, there was one that simply hopped on my dick and went to town, I was enjoying the hell out of it and she stopped and said, "quit looking like you're enjoying it so much, they will figure out what's going on". I also always really enjoyed watching others in the lap dance area getting some in the next booth.

Is the absolute best. To me, sex is much more fun in a setting like that where other people can watch and hear. Seeing the girls lean over from the next booth or the one right behind or in front of where we are is most of the fun. Making the girls moan and get loud right there in the LDA is an aphrodisiac in itself. I will also sneak a peek at the next gent over there getting his knob polished. Hey, if you're shy then get a room.

[Context22]

So I've been in the hobby a while but have never visited a strip club. I know the general recommendation would be to go to another city, but for practical reasons it's likely going to be Pandora's in the evening (open to any day of the week though if there is a better / worse day).

The real first timer question I have is what to wear, and I know this is odd. But how warm / cold is it in there? Given how nervous I'll likely be, I'm not sure I'll be doing much other than a couple of dances.

I've gone through a fair bit of this thread and thanks too all of you for the advice on not getting scammed / ripped off as well as the dancer recos.

Go to pandoras, it's a way more laidback environment. I would recommend going in the afternoons, weekend afternoons can be good also. I just wear soft jeans or tan pants and no underwear during this time of the year. Pretty much just don't look like a homeless dude or the creepy guy in a long jacket jerking off in he corner. It should be a given but make sure you shower and wear deodorant, nothing overpowering though.

[Michael1967]

So I've been in the hobby a while but have never visited a strip club. I know the general recommendation would be to go to another city, but for practical reasons it's likely going to be Pandora's in the evening (open to any day of the week though if there is a better / worse day).

The real first timer question I have is what to wear, and I know this is odd. But how warm / cold is it in there? Given how nervous I'll likely be, I'm not sure I'll be doing much other than a couple of dances.

I've gone through a fair bit of this thread and thanks too all of you for the advice on not getting scammed / ripped off as well as the dancer recos.

I used to think that you had to dress up. I mean it's called a "Gentleman's Club", after going a few times, I realized that no one cares what you wear (except for the usual no hats or gang colors). For me, the best bang for my buck was in the summer time, shorts without underwear and winter time sweats without underwear. I wasn't never one to actually whip it out, but many times, she would reach in an pull it out because it was so easy to do. When I wore shorts in the summer, she would reach up the legs of the short and get to it that way.

I'm done with strip clubs now, I can usually find a decent looking provider that will come to my place for $300. I was spending that per visit at the strip club and only getting laid sporadically. I do have to admit, quietly getting laid in the lap dance area with other people around was always a huge rush. One time, there was one that simply hopped on my dick and went to town, I was enjoying the hell out of it and she stopped and said, "quit looking like you're enjoying it so much, they will figure out what's going on". I also always really enjoyed watching others in the lap dance area getting some in the next booth.

[Meorme]

So I've been in the hobby a while but have never visited a strip club. I know the general recommendation would be to go to another city, but for practical reasons it's likely going to be Pandora's in the evening (open to any day of the week though if there is a better / worse day).

The real first timer question I have is what to wear, and I know this is odd. But how warm / cold is it in there? Given how nervous I'll likely be, I'm not sure I'll be doing much other than a couple of dances.

I've gone through a fair bit of this thread and thanks too all of you for the advice on not getting scammed / ripped off as well as the dancer recos.

Wear pretty much whatever. Temperature is about average, there are a bunch of ladies running around without sweaters, after all.

I'd feel pretty silly wearing shorts this time of year around Seattle, but in summer my preference going there. Something dark, synthetic that spooge wipes off of, but then be careful of "fuzz" from paper towels left behind under black lights. I've also gone in with remarkably bright shirts (I. E. Seahawk's lime green) which stood out to the girls, would get comments, and made me more memorable.

Most other cities places are bars with ladies dancing, some pushing private dances more than others, usually groups of guys hanging out buying a couple of girls drinks, etc, watching stage shows and whatever. Seattle, no alcohol (by law), no party, just a bunch of lap dancing, stage shows are mostly unimpressive. Extras on your lap dances are be more available daytime, maybe more on weeknights than weekends (I haven't done a weekend night in 20 years, just assuming on that). But definitely more ladies on nights, most on the weekends, daytimes can often be 3-4 guys sitting around silently waiting their turn with some girl impatiently pacing around the stage naked waiting to get back whoever is waiting for her.

[Chanko]

Came here on a weekday night. The cover was 21 $ and included a drink. There were quite a bit of girls working that night and other patrons were sitting around.

The girls were pretty and they are fairly friendly. Most of them feel pretty down to earth and willing to have a fun conversation with you. They told me most people going are regulars so they are used to just chill nights. Because of this, they aren't very forceful when asking for dances.

The dances themselves are just topless. $40 for one, $100 for 3. You can generally start with one and if you like it, you can opt to get 2 more for $60 more.

Private rooms start at $240+ so I didn't do it since that's insane. The private rooms look like booths with curtains facing the stage.

I ended up getting dances from a Mexican girl called Mimi. She was really nice and took off my shirt and touched me a lot during our 3 dances.

The 2nd girl I got was a white alternative girl that goes by RubyMoon. Mileage was a bit lower but was good nonetheless.

One negative is that the security guy needs to chill out. I took out my phone to check the time. And he just walked up to me with his arms out as if it had muscles he didn't have. And he told me to in a very rude way to not use my phone. His face looked like he had a dick up his ass. He also didn't tell me they didn't allow phones when I walked into the club. Pretty much ruined the mood.

[Chanko]

I came here on a freezing Monday night. Firstly, the club is very beautiful and looks like something out of Moulin Rouge. As I walked in, I realized I was the only guy there and I stayed there for 1-2 hours and no one else walked in. Because I was the only guy there, there were no dances on stage. Also because I was the only guy there, most girls walked by and tried their luck. Some of the cute ones never walked by and the not so cute ones were pretty much all business. There was one girl by the name of Kaprice who was really cute and also a good conversationalist. I ended up getting a dance to try out with her but the mileage was so low. No nudity and barely any touching so I decided to not get more than a single dance from her.

$35 for 1 song.

$120 for 3 songs in a more private area.

$240+ for private room starting from 15 minutes.

Stayed because I was curious about what goes on in a really slow empty club. Saw a girl practicing her dancing on stage and taking selfies. And most girls were on their phone. Some girls came up to talk. Some girls came up and ask for dances. One girl was very rude and kind of turned me off. Kept asking for dances and when I said no, asked for tips and said the tip I gave her was too little.

Overall, the night was very slow. I didn't feel compelled to do anything there.

[Subtle00]

Wanted to share some info and see if anyone else had any one some of the girls I saw last month at Pandora's.

Pandora's visit a couple months ago. Roughly 12-1 am?

15 min VIP with RubyMoon.

- Standard P price with. 7 to the house and 3 for 15. No extras but did make me wonder about another go. The session was excellent otherwise when it comes to enthusiasm and vibe. Anyone have any more experience with her?

15 min VIP with. A small Asian with fake boobs, name started with and "M".

- same price but confirmed with me she'd help me finish before going back. HJ, then an extremely boring grind to try to get me going a 2nd time. I might have had better luck getting back up with the possibility of CFS, but with her just bouncing mechanically up and down it did nothing for me. She was nice, just boring. Anyone know if she's go for CFS?

Anyone know about extras with Snow at Kittens? Blonde, NOT the one that seems to be at Pandoras, I mssged her on IG and she just quoted me VIP times and prices. Was wondering if anyone had any experience with her to share.

[GuidAcct3]

So I've been in the hobby a while but have never visited a strip club. I know the general recommendation would be to go to another city, but for practical reasons it's likely going to be Pandora's in the evening (open to any day of the week though if there is a better / worse day).

The real first timer question I have is what to wear, and I know this is odd. But how warm / cold is it in there? Given how nervous I'll likely be, I'm not sure I'll be doing much other than a couple of dances.

I've gone through a fair bit of this thread and thanks too all of you for the advice on not getting scammed / ripped off as well as the dancer recos.

[Context22]

Does anyone know Cierra's schedule?

I think she is there most days right at open. She's got a hell of a commute so if it's been super slow it might be hard for her to justify the drive everyday. Naomi might be right in your wheel house. I actually mistook her for Cierra for a moment the first time I saw her the other day.

[LuvMeAbbw]

Does anyone know Cierra's schedule?

[GolphPro]

I went in after 10 pm Sunday Night @ Pandoras

I was surprised to see Faith.

I did a qv in the VIP for a little wham bam thank you ma'am.

300 $.

Faith is fast becoming my ATF. I love making out with her.

[PriceIsRight39]

Book Monse at Pandoras. She will go all in and have you jizzing inside her in 2 songs.

And more! Hehe.

[PriceIsRight39]

Your best bet is daytime at Pandoras. Read the reviews for the last few months, all the extras dancers are detailed extensively.

Not mention the special prizes some dancers may have. It's all here.

[Context22]

Going to be around northgate for the holidays. Any advice Sugars Playground or just hit up Pandoras?

Your best bet is daytime at Pandoras. Read the reviews for the last few months, all the extras dancers are detailed extensively.