Strip Club Reports

[Chanko]

Dude, you screwed up. He didn't. You're lucky he didn't physically toss you out. No cameras allowed. It's posted, but it shouldn't even have to be. YTA.

I'm from CA, we allow cell phones as long as you don't point it at people, which I didn't. I just point it to the ground like a normal person. Just cause you have to babied doesn't mean everyone has to be. There are just also nicer way to do things or is that beyond your comprehension?

[Rousse]

One negative is that the security guy needs to chill out. I took out my phone to check the time. And he just walked up to me with his arms out as if it had muscles he didn't have. And he told me to in a very rude way to not use my phone. His face looked like he had a dick up his ass. He also didn't tell me they didn't allow phones when I walked into the club. Pretty much ruined the mood.

Dude, you screwed up. He didn't. You're lucky he didn't physically toss you out. No cameras allowed. It's posted, but it shouldn't even have to be. YTA.

[EddyWhtwtr]

Reminds me of going into Foxes. Roxy who later became Marianne at Rick's was there. She also told me not to wear underwear and actually took to Fred Meyer down on 72nd & Pacific Ave to buy "the right shorts".

Unforgettable girl, what a tight flexible little body. An ATF of mine to be sure.

[DirtyFuk]

Would you mind sharing what she wants for take out? (you may PM) I got take out from a popular dancer. She gave me a fun hour visit. No full service, $400. A chubby MILF with giant tits quoted $500 full service.

That sweathog Sierra will go raw for $400 take out.

Who wouldn't do full. Service for $400 an hour? Mandy?

[PacificoWang]

Yeah she's gone back to old Ava. And thank gawd!

Would you mind sharing what she wants for take out? (you may PM) I got take out from a popular dancer. She gave me a fun hour visit. No full service, $400. A chubby MILF with giant tits quoted $500 full service.

[CoronaLime]

I just started going to the strip club this year. Last night at Pandora was my third time visiting this year and I experienced a first. After getting a couple lapdances from a tiny Asian chick in a tiny school girl skirt I got approached by a Cuban hottie, Sheila I believe her name was. Got 3 song LD with her and on the third song was almost about to explode in my pants. The combo of her grinding and her nibbling on my ear was getting to me so I had to tell her to chill. She told me it was ok and to go ahead and don't hold back. Well got 3 more songs and let myself go and she made me make a mess in my pants LOL Does this happen to alot of you guys? Or is it just because I'm new to all of this? Clean up was kinda of a * since there was no paper towels in the bathroom also since I'm still new to this, how do you get the attention of a girl you want to have fun with? Like what is the proper method if there is one?

No.

Next time cum in her mouth.

[TheMightyQuinn]

Things must be slow for Ava at Pandoras. She is usuallu a HJ dancer.

She approached me. Qv 300 all in with 50 room fee. Mixed asian with great ass. She handle my size fine.

Doggie hits her right. CBJ, cfs. I pulled condom off and she jacked me off on her tits. We discussed take out options after.

Yeah she's gone back to old Ava. And thank gawd!

[MannyFresh082]

I just started going to the strip club this year. Last night at Pandora was my third time visiting this year and I experienced a first. After getting a couple lapdances from a tiny Asian chick in a tiny school girl skirt I got approached by a Cuban hottie, Sheila I believe her name was. Got 3 song LD with her and on the third song was almost about to explode in my pants. The combo of her grinding and her nibbling on my ear was getting to me so I had to tell her to chill. She told me it was ok and to go ahead and don't hold back. Well got 3 more songs and let myself go and she made me make a mess in my pants LOL Does this happen to alot of you guys? Or is it just because I'm new to all of this? Clean up was kinda of a * since there was no paper towels in the bathroom also since I'm still new to this, how do you get the attention of a girl you want to have fun with? Like what is the proper method if there is one?

[TeninchBeast]

Things must be slow for Ava at Pandoras. She is usuallu a HJ dancer.

She approached me. Qv 300 all in with 50 room fee. Mixed asian with great ass. She handle my size fine.

Doggie hits her right. CBJ, cfs. I pulled condom off and she jacked me off on her tits. We discussed take out options after.

[BBPornoGeek]

Reading this reminds me of way back when Honeys existed. It was a free for all for extras. HJs were the norm, even at night. I had a stripper take me in the back and immediately unzip my pants and said, "why the fuck are you wearing underwear? I didn't really have a good response and she followed up with, "you're cock blocking yourself with underwear. ". Stripper wisdom. I've been going commando to strip clubs ever since.

I don't recommend tan pants, unless they're water proof or don't absorb moisture for all to see. Wear dark loose fitting slacks. Basketball shorts are easy access, they'll attract certain strippers but repel most.

Honey's was the standard back then. I always show up with loose fitting shorts with zippers. Go in the back girls would reach through the legs and feel no underwear then unzip to blow me. Go during the day and you usually end up with BBFS easily. There was this Latina Jasmine back in 2004 who would block out other girls from getting to me until I told her unless there's anything special she's offering I'm going to be seeing the others. She pulled me out spit on her hands reach behind and shove me into her ass in one stroke then asked is that good enough? Yep, keep going. No upcharge.

[TheMightyQuinn]

Reading this reminds me of way back when Honeys existed. It was a free for all for extras. HJs were the norm, even at night. I had a stripper take me in the back and immediately unzip my pants and said, "why the fuck are you wearing underwear? I didn't really have a good response and she followed up with, "you're cock blocking yourself with underwear. ". Stripper wisdom. I've been going commando to strip clubs ever since.

I don't recommend tan pants, unless they're water proof or don't absorb moisture for all to see. Wear dark loose fitting slacks. Basketball shorts are easy access, they'll attract certain strippers but repel most.

Reminds me of going into Foxes. Roxy who later became Marianne at Rick's was there. She also told me not to wear underwear and actually took to Fred Meyer down on 72nd & Pacific Ave to buy "the right shorts".

[Context22]

Reading this reminds me of way back when Honeys existed. It was a free for all for extras. HJs were the norm, even at night. I had a stripper take me in the back and immediately unzip my pants and said, "why the fuck are you wearing underwear? I didn't really have a good response and she followed up with, "you're cock blocking yourself with underwear. ". Stripper wisdom. I've been going commando to strip clubs ever since.

I don't recommend tan pants, unless they're water proof or don't absorb moisture for all to see. Wear dark loose fitting slacks. Basketball shorts are easy access, they'll attract certain strippers but repel most.

I'm not too worried about what color pants I wear. They usually don't stay on long cause I'm a fan of the VIP rooms. So many more positions you can fuck in, plus some of the dancers really get into watching themselves in the mirrors. The one time I did do FS in the lap dance area I had the manager come over and talk to the dancer I was with while I was inside her, it was awkward.

Golf shorts work great during the nicer parts of the year. They still have easy access and they dry quickly, it's important if you get a BJ from a dancer like Mandy who gives super sloppy head.

[Anony]

Go to pandoras, it's a way more laidback environment. I would recommend going in the afternoons, weekend afternoons can be good also. I just wear soft jeans or tan pants and no underwear during this time of the year. Pretty much just don't look like a homeless dude or the creepy guy in a long jacket jerking off in he corner. It should be a given but make sure you shower and wear deodorant, nothing overpowering though.

Reading this reminds me of way back when Honeys existed. It was a free for all for extras. HJs were the norm, even at night. I had a stripper take me in the back and immediately unzip my pants and said, "why the fuck are you wearing underwear? I didn't really have a good response and she followed up with, "you're cock blocking yourself with underwear. ". Stripper wisdom. I've been going commando to strip clubs ever since.

I don't recommend tan pants, unless they're water proof or don't absorb moisture for all to see. Wear dark loose fitting slacks. Basketball shorts are easy access, they'll attract certain strippers but repel most.

[UnHungHero2020]

I used to think that you had to dress up. I mean it's called a "Gentleman's Club", after going a few times, I realized that no one cares what you wear (except for the usual no hats or gang colors). For me, the best bang for my buck was in the summer time, shorts without underwear and winter time sweats without underwear. I wasn't never one to actually whip it out, but many times, she would reach in an pull it out because it was so easy to do. When I wore shorts in the summer, she would reach up the legs of the short and get to it that way.

I'm done with strip clubs now, I can usually find a decent looking provider that will come to my place for $300. I was spending that per visit at the strip club and only getting laid sporadically. I do have to admit, quietly getting laid in the lap dance area with other people around was always a huge rush. One time, there was one that simply hopped on my dick and went to town, I was enjoying the hell out of it and she stopped and said, "quit looking like you're enjoying it so much, they will figure out what's going on". I also always really enjoyed watching others in the lap dance area getting some in the next booth.

Is the absolute best. To me, sex is much more fun in a setting like that where other people can watch and hear. Seeing the girls lean over from the next booth or the one right behind or in front of where we are is most of the fun. Making the girls moan and get loud right there in the LDA is an aphrodisiac in itself. I will also sneak a peek at the next gent over there getting his knob polished. Hey, if you're shy then get a room.

[Context22]

So I've been in the hobby a while but have never visited a strip club. I know the general recommendation would be to go to another city, but for practical reasons it's likely going to be Pandora's in the evening (open to any day of the week though if there is a better / worse day).

The real first timer question I have is what to wear, and I know this is odd. But how warm / cold is it in there? Given how nervous I'll likely be, I'm not sure I'll be doing much other than a couple of dances.

I've gone through a fair bit of this thread and thanks too all of you for the advice on not getting scammed / ripped off as well as the dancer recos.

Go to pandoras, it's a way more laidback environment. I would recommend going in the afternoons, weekend afternoons can be good also. I just wear soft jeans or tan pants and no underwear during this time of the year. Pretty much just don't look like a homeless dude or the creepy guy in a long jacket jerking off in he corner. It should be a given but make sure you shower and wear deodorant, nothing overpowering though.