Massage Parlor Reports

[PriscillaM]

So some fooker on the maps of the rub went all gaga because Cici in Santa Monica at the place on Pico and Lincoln (the one on the corner) let him blow in her mouth. The last time I was there it was I think 70 bucks in and the hot young asian (age 45) wanted 150 for a fook. So I called Sun accu and Cici is there. Cici is, in a word, unattractive. If there was a calendar of all the babes working at 99 ranch market, she would not make February. She is a heavy asian with large tits, cheap perfume and a wait problem, as in she cannot wait to eat.

She does however suck dick like she is ringing a bell.

I go in and the mamasan looks like marge Simpson after the bomb went off at Hiroshima. As I recall it from last time, the rooms are smaller than the massage classes given at 8155. Cici rolls in and starts massaging me. I counted time by the 80's music they had on and by two songs in she was squeezing my nuts like she was feeling for a good meyer lemon. She had me turn over and worked my asshole over llke she was prepping me for a colonoscopy using a 2 by 4. She worked my dick and balls to a state of me being ashamed at being aroused by this girl. She went to sucking bare and it was as good as an Amy's pizza. Better than Digiorno, but nothing compared to rey's in Manhattan. She made the motion for fucking and I told her that under no circumstances would I fuck her and if she was the last person standing in a world of piss I would not jump on her shoulders.

She kept on sucking until she got TMJ. She jerked me off and it was a pretty disgusting load. I paid 90 for an hour, gave her a hundred and she started crying for more. So I added a 20.

[PriscillaM]

So there used to be a place in WeHo called La Vie Spa and that same number is now being used on bedpage for a new spa in Westwood. Has anyone been to the new location between SM blvd and Ohio? Curious to know if its worth a trip.

That address is right by my vons. What is the addy on westwood or the exact cross street.

[PriscillaM]

So there used to be a place in WeHo called La Vie Spa and that same number is now being used on bedpage for a new spa in Westwood. Has anyone been to the new location between SM blvd and Ohio? Curious to know if its worth a trip.

Has anyone gone? They will not text me back.

[Deypsh]

So there used to be a place in WeHo called La Vie Spa and that same number is now being used on bedpage for a new spa in Westwood. Has anyone been to the new location between SM blvd and Ohio? Curious to know if its worth a trip.

[PlayerN818]

On another recent trip to DTLA I headed up to Chinatown again. This time no protests by city hall and made the trek with no deviations. Merry Spa looked a sad little place from the outside and it didn't get any merrier when I stepped in the door. A couple of girls were in chairs in the lobby wearing winter clothes and sleeping in them but one woke up as I stood there for a few seconds and asked if I wanted her to give me a massage. Of course I'm just guessing about what she said because it was too garbled for me to understand, but as it turned out I had it right. This small old lady led me to a room, opened the curtain, just a really thin pattern sheet really, and let me in.

For the next 30 or 40 minutes she gave a diligent but not very skilled massage. Once in a while her body came close enough to my hand for me to touch her a bit. As time went on I thought I was only getting a very cheap but no fun massage. But right at the end of the face down time I began to get a bit more aggressive with trying to touch her and she didn't seem to mind it but didn't encourage it either. Before long I'm reaching under the stretch jeans and fondling this old lady butt with both hands. Damn, this old girl really has a nice butt! I move her around, sit up, roam a bit more and finally realize that this chick a lot younger than I thought, maybe late 20's or early 30's. She had great legs and butt, probably one child that didn't do any damage except leaving the belly just a bit rounder than flat. The eraser nipples up top poked out of a nearly flat but still tight chest and now I'm on my way to having a really good time that was interrupted only by the police introducing themselves to the mamasan. . .

Been there. UTR shop in the valley, had just slid my providers pants back up to enjoy more massage and the door opens. Two LEO in windbreakers ask her to step in the hall. I hear them asking for ID, she says she doesn't have any, they give her a choice, ID or bracelets. She held firm, got linked up and escorted out. Whole time I'm lying face down, waiting for the same request. Hallway goes quiet, I eventually get dressed, wander out. Cops are chatting with Papasan, and he apologizes as I leave. Went back a few days later, he made sure my lost time made with an extra girl. Yeah, heart races and you feel awfully lucky as you drive away.

[Asphalt]

On another recent trip to DTLA I headed up to Chinatown again. This time no protests by city hall and made the trek with no deviations. Merry Spa looked a sad little place from the outside and it didn't get any merrier when I stepped in the door. A couple of girls were in chairs in the lobby wearing winter clothes and sleeping in them but one woke up as I stood there for a few seconds and asked if I wanted her to give me a massage. Of course I'm just guessing about what she said because it was too garbled for me to understand, but as it turned out I had it right. This small old lady led me to a room, opened the curtain, just a really thin pattern sheet really, and let me in.

For the next 30 or 40 minutes she gave a diligent but not very skilled massage. Once in a while her body came close enough to my hand for me to touch her a bit. As time went on I thought I was only getting a very cheap but no fun massage. But right at the end of the face down time I began to get a bit more aggressive with trying to touch her and she didn't seem to mind it but didn't encourage it either. Before long I'm reaching under the stretch jeans and fondling this old lady butt with both hands. Damn, this old girl really has a nice butt! I move her around, sit up, roam a bit more and finally realize that this chick a lot younger than I thought, maybe late 20's or early 30's. She had great legs and butt, probably one child that didn't do any damage except leaving the belly just a bit rounder than flat. The eraser nipples up top poked out of a nearly flat but still tight chest and now I'm on my way to having a really good time that was interrupted only by the police introducing themselves to the mamasan.

What's her name looked at me through her John Lennon but much thicker glasses and said something unintelligible. We stared at each other dumbfounded for a second before she hurried out of the room as unemotionally as everything else she had done for the previous 40 minutes. I overheard that the cops were there for an inspection. Already I was dressing and figured I at least had my underwear on if they came in the room. In seconds I was fully dressed and wondering what to do next as my life was surely coming to an end when they book me on, well I don't know what really. I was a fully dressed man next to a bed with ruffled sheets and no sperm anywhere, at least not mine. I just sat down and hoped that somehow the nightmare would end.

Maybe there is a god. The inspection was merely ensuring that some number of rooms claimed in the permit and number of workers on file were properly recorded. From what I could hear all was good and they said if another cop showed up show them this inspection certificate and they will go away for another year. Does Hollywood make movies about this kind of thing? I'm breathing now. Still dazed and confused I began to walk out and drop a couple of twenties to what's her name when she comes back through the curtain and motions for me to take my clothes off again and lie down. I'm totally disoriented now and looking for the time portal that must have been there and transported me to a parallel universe. It's not there but now I'm naked at taking off this girl's clothes. I move her around to where I want her and she dutifully bends over for me. I need release bad and almost did what I never do, BBFS that is. Nope, not for me. I slid Jr up and down that beautifully tight, young set of butt cheeks and moaned with each thrust. Or was I wimpering with delayed fear from ten minutes ago? For the first time Miss Nameless relaxed a bit, trying to be pleasing rather than just obedient even though the way she was obedient was a bit of a turn on too. She bent over with something approaching enthusiasm and held me tight as I was bent over her.

My imitation of Mt. St. Helens went off really well and satisfying. I was happy. She was happy. I tipped her and left. For the first time I saw her smile. Whew. What a night.

[Rafa0416]

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80 durante 40 minutos, 100 durante una hora.

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¿Everything for 100 con FS?

[ClosetPervert9]

Decided to go back today. Hello to the monger I saw on my way out & told "enjoy. ".

Different mamasan today. She brought 5 girls in and I thankfully chose Sophia.

Venezuelan. Absolute dream of a body. Firm C's, smaller but very present Latina booty, abs peaking out.

Thankfully for me, I rubbed one out before going, so I lasted the entire 40 no problem and we were both absolutely exhausted.

At the end, she put her hand on my cheek. Kinda threw me off because normally AMP girls don't do that. Hand on my cheek, looked me in the eyes, and then slid her hand back to my neck and pulled my head in so my mouth was by her ear and her mouth was by mine. The sides of our foreheads touched, and I don't know. It all felt very sensual, GFE stuff. The soft moans & breathing into my ear. There was just a little something extra about it that drove me wild.

I can confirm that sophia is a good time. Beautiful, nice nipples, roam friendly, sexy in every way, I know it's an act but she'll make you wonder if it's truly an act. As always YMMV. Please be good to her.

The mamasan is also the sweetest lady and if you're able to get on her good side. She's actually kinda funny. So treat her well too.

[Johnny Wasatch]

8155, what an experience.

Decided to go back today. Hello to the monger I saw on my way out & told "enjoy. ".

Different mamasan today. She brought 5 girls in and I thankfully chose Sophia.

Venezuelan. Absolute dream of a body. Firm C's, smaller but very present Latina booty, abs peaking out.

Thankfully for me, I rubbed one out before going, so I lasted the entire 40 no problem and we were both absolutely exhausted.

At the end, she put her hand on my cheek. Kinda threw me off because normally AMP girls don't do that. Hand on my cheek, looked me in the eyes, and then slid her hand back to my neck and pulled my head in so my mouth was by her ear and her mouth was by mine. The sides of our foreheads touched, and I don't know. It all felt very sensual, GFE stuff. The soft moans & breathing into my ear. There was just a little something extra about it that drove me wild.

[Johnny Wasatch]

What was the house fee?

80 for 40 mins, 100 for an hr.

[WhoreMaster 91]

8155, what an experience.

8 girls walked in. That's a hard choice to make, but I went with Lola.

Venezuelan, maybe 5'5"? Dress that was perfectly a few sizes too small. BEAUTIFUL D's that appeared to be bolt-ons, but I saw zero scars. Juice Latina booty sticking out under the dress.

She was sweet enough, but the effort wasn't amazing. After about 4 seconds of light fingertips on my back, she asked me to flip. We made our way through several positions because I wanted to see every inch of her body. It did not disappoint.

When I left, mamasan asked how much I left. I said 140 (what I pay in other cities) and she said "oh that's too much. Next time 120 is enough, no more. " That was a first. I will definitely return.

What was the house fee?

[Johnny Wasatch]

8155, what an experience.

8 girls walked in. That's a hard choice to make, but I went with Lola.

Venezuelan, maybe 5'5"? Dress that was perfectly a few sizes too small. BEAUTIFUL D's that appeared to be bolt-ons, but I saw zero scars. Juice Latina booty sticking out under the dress.

She was sweet enough, but the effort wasn't amazing. After about 4 seconds of light fingertips on my back, she asked me to flip. We made our way through several positions because I wanted to see every inch of her body. It did not disappoint.

When I left, mamasan asked how much I left. I said 140 (what I pay in other cities) and she said "oh that's too much. Next time 120 is enough, no more. " That was a first. I will definitely return.

[SmellsSoGood]

So I was there the other day and got there around 2 or so in the afternoon. Mamasan said ok I bring you nice one. This mamasan has picked for me before but I mean it's kind of hard to go wrong here (insofar).

This newbie I got was cute, zero english. Start of massage she says "lotion?" sure. Why not. So she starts and the lotion feels a little funny. Turns out she was using lube on my back hahahaha.

Thank goodness I had time to get to a shower before moving on with my day lest I smelled of lube.

Svc. It was my first "only ok" experience. Wish I had time for 2 nds but whatever.

Enjoy.

Visiting the area and after reading back a few pages I decided to pop into this place and see if it is what all have discussed. Friendly chat with mama and she brought me in 7 girls to pick from. Columbia was my choice but really didn't like the attitude but the body was incredible. So decided to head back for round 2 some hours later for Venezuela beauty. Certainly all 7 I saw in the line up would have been fine if only one was available. Hope to hit this again before flying home.

Also hit up Nicole's in Oxnard, will post on their page.

[ClosetPervert9]

So I texted the number on RM, she said 2 girls were available & sent me 2 headshots. I ask if Nico is working and she says yeah, so I make an appointment with her. I arrive and it seems as if only 1 girl is there. I tell her I have an appointment with Nico and she says, yeah that's me! Does not seem to match the description given on here. I was expecting toned legs, big ass, natural ds, pretty face, but I was greeted by a 5'2" woman, most likely in 30's, skinny but not particularly toned, average butt, natural bs. Had a tattoo above her left boob. I'm thinking whether I got the right girl or not, though I'm already here and horny. HH 50, tip $. 4.

I guess my package comes with a table shower, which I've never done. Can't say I loved it. The idea of laying on some rubber thing that another persons laid on that's been sitting in this water. She tries to do a body slide thing but its not quite hitting. She flips me over and she gives me a little teaser BBBJ. We dry off and I'm lead back to the room.

She starts with a BBBJ, but are interrupted by some other customers. She puts on a towel & screams at them to go away. I thought there was another girl here? Couldn't she deal with these fellas? She comes back and continues with BBBJ. Its okay, could be sloppier. She puts the condom on and gets on top of me before I can ask to DATY /69. She does a little asian cowgirl, and she gets tired. We switch to missionary, I suck on her tits as I enter her. She seems to be into it, so we continue with this until she cums. I'm ready for a new position. I pull out, she ask if I cum, I said no I don't think so. She pulls off the condom. I'm thinking BBBJCIM? She wipes me off, and then says thank you. I haven't cum yet! She gets another cover, I do her in K9. There's a mirror next to the bed so its nice watching from a different view, however I'm definitely not having the same experience as the other poster and now it's bugging me. I don't think I can finish like this, I tell her to get the condom off and finish me. While dressing up, I ask her name again, to hear it from her. She says her name is Coco! Not Nico!? Huh? I leave. I get home and she texts me she had a fun time. I ask her what the other girls name was and she said cherry. So now I'm thinking whether I just missed this Nico? Maybe they are on a new rotation? I explicitly typed out Nico when I submitted my appointment. Anyway, I think the lessons I learned from this is that do not ask a girl by name because they can just say "yeah I'm that person. " Be cautious of bait and switch. Listen to your gut. Try and listen to your brain too, not your head.

1 long post, probably a schill account.

[CconstantRepea]

Aha yeah that too!

IMO, the lesson learned should be to be very skeptical of reviews by people with 1 or very low post counts. Not to say that they are lying, shilling, or misrepresenting but be ready to stand your ground in the field when met with details that don't match the review. That's why I really appreciate concrete details that makes it easy to distinguish the girl (tattoos, beauty marks, height, skin tone, hair color and length, etc.) and I try to include as much as I can when reviewing.

I get that there may be some things lost in translation but if I'm expecting a 5'0" tanned spinner with a dolphin tattoo above her DD tits but I get a 5'3" flat chested girl with no tattoos, I would bow out hard even if the name is the same unless I liked how the latter looked and willing to roll the dice on service.