Massage Parlor Reports

[AussieFury]

Never said it was an argument. He just said boom boom in the doorway when he came in to talk to the girl, possibly a set up because it happened right after the girl told me no sex there and facetimed the manager. I really don't give two shits if you don't believe me, you can feel free to hit MM and hope for FS, but I'm just putting it out there that it's highly likely you will only get an HJ and BJ. I've been to MM twice and neither time FS was an option. I might be low on post, but if you look through mine you'll see they are legit and I'm honest about what actually happened at each place whether good or bad.

I think I know what happened. ShtnNGtn didn't go to M&M. He went to the side-by-side M Spa / MEI spa. That place is ratchet. I went to the house part once maybe 3 years ago and got a lame massage with HJ, and then with no announcement and while I was still undressed the girl put me on FaceTime with a manager who informed me that I was now cleared for FS on my next visit. Never went back.

So I believe the Facetime story. I just think SNG got the wrong business.

[AussieFury]

I also haven't seen any of the AMPs advertise on tryst. I did go in the place he's referencing about 6 months ago but it was just a granny there. I asked if anyone else was working and she said no. Haven't been back since, but it's next door to where I get my hair cut, so I'll drop in again today and see what the talent is like.

Yep. It's an ad for Celestial Spa in Tacoma. Previous granny-run HJ only shop. Still a grannie shoppe but where you can apparently bang the granny.

Ask her to take out her teeth first.

Celestial Spa now added to my blacklist.

[LeftForDawn]

Anyone got any intel on where Miko from ocean 3 out in fed way went? She was there last month, checked early this month and was told she was gone but they didn't say if that was to a new shop, a new state, or out of the country LOL.

Does ocean 3 rotate girls with other shops?

Miko gave a very GFE type session. Soft, would use the whole time if not go over. She had shoulder length black hair, pale skin, slim, maybe some Bs and a proportionate backside. Probably late 20's?

Just so I'm also including a review. I saw Mia (I think was her name) there when I was looking for Miko. Mia had more of a MILF look, a little more curvy, natural Cs, curvy bubble booty, blonde streaks, fair skin. She caught me off guard with some really good ball sucking, so still a great experience but I was trying to repeat with Miko.

[ShtnNGtn]

Run this post through my checklist. Low post count, AI-written fake with a map link embedded that doesn't mention money. Well, it doesn't mention AMOUNTS of money. Of does say Mamasan asked what he tipped? Lololol. Reporting as fake. Please join me.

I also haven't seen any of the AMPs advertise on tryst. I did go in the place he's referencing about 6 months ago but it was just a granny there. I asked if anyone else was working and she said no. Haven't been back since, but it's next door to where I get my hair cut, so I'll drop in again today and see what the talent is like.

[AussieFury]

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[AussieFury]

I've seen 3 MMs on Pacific. 2 that are the same place next door to each other. Both times I've gone I paid at the house and went to the white building next door for service. I've seen another further up the road like toward Spanaway off the corner of S 67th and Pacific. I haven't been to the one on 67th. Maybe I went to the wrong one looking for YuYu or Yoyo? Though the girl at the two building MM did seem to recognize Apple and Yoyo's names when I mentioned them.

You're referring to M Spa and MEI Spa. Neither are M&M.

Sorry but the "real" Yoyo is not at any of those places.

[ShtnNGtn]

This sounds like Boardway. I went there a couple times good massage one with a HJ. Other with nadda. Unit 11 it's right next to Boardway and that Mexican restaurant?

Pretty sure you're thinking of a different one. The girls in unit 11 used to be on Pacific near Walgreens, then moved to McKinley near the 76. Now they've relocated and opened two places, one in Lakewood and one in Puyallup. They always charge $$ and there is a light rub down and straight to business. Always rushed, usually decent looking girls. Good places for a nut, bad place for a massage.

[Jackottt]

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If you make another fake account to write fake reviews of your place I'll edit them so they say that you use hidden cameras to extort your customers.

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[Woopooh]

This sounds like Boardway. I went there a couple times good massage one with a HJ. Other with nadda. Unit 11 it's right next to Boardway and that Mexican restaurant?

Last week, I dipped into the mysterious "Unit 11" located in Puyallup on Meridian behind the Chipotle and the Broadway massage. Entered into a foyer with the locked metal gate and camera. Rang the bell and door was answered by younger, fit, Latina. She asked if I'd been there before, I said no and she said it was $$ up front. I wasn't sure if this was going to be like the BP or spa dolls action where $$ was just the opening fee and everything else was extra but I took the plunge since she was a hottie. (It only ended up being $$ all in and I was a little surprised) she showed me to a room and I got undressed. She came in and started a pretty weak massage with some oil. Some light teasing and then had me flip within a few minutes. She got undressed and then slid up my legs for a CBJ and then went into RCG. She had great tits but seemed to guard them a bit. Got up and went to doggie with her bent over the table. After a couple of more minutes she said, "OK, go ahead and cum, baby" like she had somewhere to be. I was able to finish and then cleaned up and headed out. Total time on site was probably less than 25 minutes.

Seriously doubt I'll repeat unless looking for a QV but the girl was attractive, although unenthusiastic for sure. I didn't see any other providers on site when I went.

[ShtnNGtn]

MM Tacoma on Pacific. Haven't heard of MM in Bellevue.

I've seen 3 MMs on Pacific. 2 that are the same place next door to each other. Both times I've gone I paid at the house and went to the white building next door for service. I've seen another further up the road like toward Spanaway off the corner of S 67th and Pacific. I haven't been to the one on 67th. Maybe I went to the wrong one looking for YuYu or Yoyo? Though the girl at the two building MM did seem to recognize Apple and Yoyo's names when I mentioned them.

[SkeletonKey6]

Same thing is happening in the Seattle massage section: spa owners are posting fake reviews. I posted this over there, as well.

Here's what to look out for:

Agreed Aussie. Here's a textbook example that checks all boxes (namely never mentions $$ and AIish writing) who just popped into the Everett forum today: http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/memb...6-MilkingWaifu.

[AussieFury]

Same thing is happening in the Seattle massage section: spa owners are posting fake reviews. I posted this over there, as well.

Here's what to look out for:

1) Low post count. It's important for us to report them and get them banned early, before their post count can rise to look more legit.

2) Low quality post history. They either only post reviews of amazing girls and / or pointless replies that add nothing to a convo.

3) Fuzzy on the money. Review doesn't mention money other than the house fee. They want people coming in with as little info as possible.

4) Incorrect details. They mention girls who are long gone and / or other details that don't apply to the AMP in question, like mentioning a couch at a spa where no rooms have couches, etc. Often also takes the form of wild exaggeration, such as the provider climaxing from the back of the clients hand rubbing her (I wish I was making that up).

5) Usually include the address and / or a link to an ad. Of course, this could also just be a helpful member. But if a shill account checks the top four boxes, its probably going to also include this one.

6) The review sounds like its written by ChatGPT. Because it is. Run on sentences, slightly awkward metaphors. The English doesn't sound like a non-native speaker but it also doesn't sound QUITE right. Often the paragraphs are missing because it's copy and pasted not authored on this site. If you have any experience reading AI-authored copy, youll know what I'm talking about.

Let's report every post so Admin can I'd and ban these fools before their post counts make it easier to hide. I've reported two that arent far below this post. Please do the same when you find these posts here. They match all six checklist items.

THEN WHY AREN'T YOU DOING THIS?????

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[AussieFury]

You might want to try it again. New owners and they are active in the business. Good service, good time.

Is the new owner a plain chubby auntie in a yellow dress? That's who was there today.

[AussieFury]

If you're talking about MM in Bellevue then a girl named Apple is there. Cute. Not hot. Has that older look but pulls off a younger look. Good solid massage. Good service overall. I left happy and empty. Cost is acceptable.

MM Tacoma on Pacific. Haven't heard of MM in Bellevue.

[Hazey2000]

Last week, I dipped into the mysterious "Unit 11" located in Puyallup on Meridian behind the Chipotle and the Broadway massage. Entered into a foyer with the locked metal gate and camera. Rang the bell and door was answered by younger, fit, Latina. She asked if I'd been there before, I said no and she said it was $$ up front. I wasn't sure if this was going to be like the BP or spa dolls action where $$ was just the opening fee and everything else was extra but I took the plunge since she was a hottie. (It only ended up being $$ all in and I was a little surprised) she showed me to a room and I got undressed. She came in and started a pretty weak massage with some oil. Some light teasing and then had me flip within a few minutes. She got undressed and then slid up my legs for a CBJ and then went into RCG. She had great tits but seemed to guard them a bit. Got up and went to doggie with her bent over the table. After a couple of more minutes she said, "OK, go ahead and cum, baby" like she had somewhere to be. I was able to finish and then cleaned up and headed out. Total time on site was probably less than 25 minutes.

Seriously doubt I'll repeat unless looking for a QV but the girl was attractive, although unenthusiastic for sure. I didn't see any other providers on site when I went.