Massage Parlor Reports

[Terrapin911]

Stopped in Orange over the weekend for the first time in a long time. Wanted to see Lucy asked for Lucy, they outright lied to me and told me Linda was Lucy. Not my first rodeo I told her I knew better she was nowhere near the description of Lucy. Not that Linda was bad, just not what I'm into. Took the standing shower with Linda anyway which was uneventful, as we found out the Table shower was occupied. Headed back to the room as another girl freed up that I got a peek of who very well could have been Lucy. Said I wanted the other girl instead of Linda. After a few minutes of Linda trying to get me to take them both she relented and passed me off to the other girl. In the room the other girl said her name was Emma, ok also not Lucy but this Emma looked to be in her early 20's was about 4 foot 10 and probably weighed 85 or 90 lbs soaking wet and was FUCKING ADORABLE! Her face is cute as fuck with her bangs curled down over her forehead. Damn near what I would consider my dream girl in looks. Nice tiny spinner body with decent rack large A or small B in her tiny frame, but has some baby damage. Not surprising, this girl is so small I don't think she could deliver an average baby without a C-Section. She was all business and after the rocky start my mood wasn't optimal. Anyway service was not stellar but not bad either. She seemed a bit impatient with me at one point, even though she asked me to come back and see her again tomorrow at the end LOL. Anyway tiny little pussy was cute and delicious. BBBJ was great, some standing missionary and then back to BBBJCIM to finish. TINY ADORABLE SPINNER SEAL OF APPROVAL if you like that body type like I do. I apologize to the other dudes there at the time. They were busy and having trouble managing the sausage as the girl and both laid eyes on THREE other dudes while I was there. Even ended up walking down the hall behind one that didn't know Linda and I were behind him. Sorry, but not really my fault!

Anyway if you like them cute as fuck and tiny go see Emma (if that's really the name she is using).

TP.

[FruitNinja]

Monica and her "I love you" as good as ever this morning! Love the naturals but more so the GFE. Good rotations in the city now.

I see their profile on X (twitter) but I never see pictures?? Maybe because I'm not logged in??

[Mojitousa]

"that famous Monica" I get it now.

Reading that on the twitter led me to check some of her reviews and I decided to see another one of the greats. In one of the reviews the guy said she was one of four girls he had dam near fallen in love with. I get it. I don't know if she just knows how to read people or maybe she is good at connecting with people or maybe it is her nature. Whatever the case, I felt a stronger connection with Monica than I have with any other girl I have seen. This is all business aside her personality is amazing and I really really enjoyed my time with her. I don't repeat girls often but I will see Monica again.

Booker was fairly responsive and when I walked up to the door I made eye contact with Monica through the window as she waited by the door. Pictures are definitely her. She is wearing a pink doctors gown and some sort of very sexy black dress under it. She leads me to the room, 3 for the hr and she goes to warm up the TS. Her TS is good and her body feels amazing. Her tits feel absolutely amazing. Definitely natural and oh so shapely from almost every angle. She slides her ass over your entire body. I don't feel like all the girls do this so big plus in my book. On the flip she slides her body up and down and teases you with the distance in between. Grinding heavily back and forth it was fantastic. Her BBBJ is great good depth, good suction, good speed. Her DT attempts seem to get a little further than her average depth and overall her BBBJ is top notch. Couple grazes nothing I would dock points for it was great in my opinion. Back to the room.

Face down for a short very soft massage which is my preference and she grabs the oil. I am an uncultured ignorant buffoon. Please do not ask me if it is real nuru oil because I can't tell the difference. During these massages I am usually fantasizing about what is to come rather than whether or not it is real nuru. They put their bodies on me and I like it. Not picky about these parts of my sessions hahaha. The massage was good! Flip.

She does a bit more body sliding, most of a cat bath and back to the BBBJ. Again so good. See above description it's great. She asks for it and we get into mish. Her body looks amazing from here, she is tight and she is holding me very tightly kissing my neck and pulling my head into hers for LFK / DFK. Never before have I had so much DFK in a session before. Usually not really into it with most girls I oblige if they go for it but often times it is me who pulls back. I felt the opposite with Monica. I ask for doggy and her ass is tiny but round so that I can definitely enjoy. She takes it well and grabbing her tits here is well do I really even need to say? At some point or another I am sure most of us have had the absolute pleasure of being behind a girl in doggy and grabbing her tits during the act. It is fucking phenomenal with Monica. Did I mention she was natural? She tells me to lay down and we spend much longer in CG than I have ever before. Multiple variations, speeds, rhythms, belly to belly, feet planted head up tits bouncing DFK / LFK almost the entire time. Ya shit. I don't know I must have been feeling something because I am sitting here thinking that was better CG than I have had with most of my ex gfs.

As mentioned before her English is not the best and she uses a translator often but she does use it OFTEN to communicate whatever it is that she is about to seduce you with.

I haven't cared to form a connection with any of these girls up to this point. New girls every week are great but Monica has made me see a new perspective on seeing one girl repeatedly. Don't get me wrong I will probably always be trying new girls but when Monica is around I will allocate some of my budget for a few sessions with her. This way I can still see new girls but I will always have Monica on the back of my mind as my guaranteed great service option.

As far as a regular goes, Monica is the first I would have considered. I thought I found my Anne. Then she told me she lives in Vegas so obviously I grabbed her number.

Oh yeah! After reading this review I went to see Monica this afternoon and. OMG. I won't repeat all of Throwaway's details, but I definitely feel the same way about her. She was a full on GFE from the get go and treated me like a long lost lover. Her rimming was epic and her DFK was all about the tongue and yes her tits are real and they are spectacular. I thought Tokyo Judy was good (she is), but Monica is GREAT. I will definitely repeat and have her number now for easy set up. I am still worn out from the session and can't wait to go back. Cheers!

[SkipF69]

Monica and her "I love you" as good as ever this morning! Love the naturals but more so the GFE. Good rotations in the city now. Famous Anne back at 819 western- yes open again: yumi at Tokyo another new favorite! Going to be an expensive Christmas season- may even have to revisit Salina at PD to get the fit 20 year old fix Some weeks are slim pickings. Not this week! And I have not even checked out the Orange line up SF.

[WalkBob]

Yeah. Don't know what the fuck happened, Asian pussy at a place like Pam's used to be cheap at 140 or 160 for an hour, although sometimes it was hit and miss with the girls, some of them would fuck the ever living shit out of you for an hour session for $160 like Pearly, YolanDa, JoyZ, little' Penny. One gal, her name is on the tip of my tongue, built like a 5' 11" volleyball player would absolutely fuck you silly anywhere and everywhere in the room, on the couch, on the coffee table on the toilet on the bathroom sink, wherever she was going to tap you out guaranteed. Absolute nympho! She wasn't super hot looking in the face, just average but had a solid body and I'm pretty sure she could fuck you dead if she wanted to. Now I don't know what the fuck happened all the Asian pussy now is getting as expensive as some of the Agencies these days. Holy shit I miss Pam. And some of my favorites from her Roster like Pearly pictured here. 160 was all it took for an hour of GFE borderline PSE with most of Pam's girls

ahh yes I remember... Tall Naomi! Her name was Tall Naomi. Girl would fuck you silly! SO FUN!


TP.

Tall Naomi was amazing. Did Greek as well for an extra 60. I wish I had gotten her private number.

[Fit312]

Did any of you guys see Emily when she was at Tokyo last week? Her picture on the X account looked decent and wanted to try her but couldn't get to the place. Anyone have a lead on where she went?

I got poor service and the pics were not accurate. I believe that I saw her a long time ago at one of the apartments.

[Bylethe]

She is the type of provider that I hope to find at these places. First off she is hot, and second her attitude and service are GFE all the way. She is a petite little treat with perfect tits and a nice bubble butt. Back in the room it was all business and we spent the entire time kissing, licking, sucking and fucking. BBBJ, 69, CFS with CIM finish. I'll spare all the juicy details, but she is really good at what she does.

Really nice, great massage, and was fun. The parking lot is low traffic for lunchtime. Leaving a lady with short hair about 5 foot 4 with a tight shirt showing some really nice c's or d's gave a smile and said goodbye, anyone know who this is?

[Demok]

Did any of you guys see Emily when she was at Tokyo last week? Her picture on the X account looked decent and wanted to try her but couldn't get to the place. Anyone have a lead on where she went?

[Throwaway5192]

"that famous Monica" I get it now.

Reading that on the twitter led me to check some of her reviews and I decided to see another one of the greats. In one of the reviews the guy said she was one of four girls he had dam near fallen in love with. I get it. I don't know if she just knows how to read people or maybe she is good at connecting with people or maybe it is her nature. Whatever the case, I felt a stronger connection with Monica than I have with any other girl I have seen. This is all business aside her personality is amazing and I really really enjoyed my time with her. I don't repeat girls often but I will see Monica again.

Booker was fairly responsive and when I walked up to the door I made eye contact with Monica through the window as she waited by the door. Pictures are definitely her. She is wearing a pink doctors gown and some sort of very sexy black dress under it. She leads me to the room, 3 for the hr and she goes to warm up the TS. Her TS is good and her body feels amazing. Her tits feel absolutely amazing. Definitely natural and oh so shapely from almost every angle. She slides her ass over your entire body. I don't feel like all the girls do this so big plus in my book. On the flip she slides her body up and down and teases you with the distance in between. Grinding heavily back and forth it was fantastic. Her BBBJ is great good depth, good suction, good speed. Her DT attempts seem to get a little further than her average depth and overall her BBBJ is top notch. Couple grazes nothing I would dock points for it was great in my opinion. Back to the room.

Face down for a short very soft massage which is my preference and she grabs the oil. I am an uncultured ignorant buffoon. Please do not ask me if it is real nuru oil because I can't tell the difference. During these massages I am usually fantasizing about what is to come rather than whether or not it is real nuru. They put their bodies on me and I like it. Not picky about these parts of my sessions hahaha. The massage was good! Flip.

She does a bit more body sliding, most of a cat bath and back to the BBBJ. Again so good. See above description it's great. She asks for it and we get into mish. Her body looks amazing from here, she is tight and she is holding me very tightly kissing my neck and pulling my head into hers for LFK / DFK. Never before have I had so much DFK in a session before. Usually not really into it with most girls I oblige if they go for it but often times it is me who pulls back. I felt the opposite with Monica. I ask for doggy and her ass is tiny but round so that I can definitely enjoy. She takes it well and grabbing her tits here is well do I really even need to say? At some point or another I am sure most of us have had the absolute pleasure of being behind a girl in doggy and grabbing her tits during the act. It is fucking phenomenal with Monica. Did I mention she was natural? She tells me to lay down and we spend much longer in CG than I have ever before. Multiple variations, speeds, rhythms, belly to belly, feet planted head up tits bouncing DFK / LFK almost the entire time. Ya shit. I don't know I must have been feeling something because I am sitting here thinking that was better CG than I have had with most of my ex gfs.

As mentioned before her English is not the best and she uses a translator often but she does use it OFTEN to communicate whatever it is that she is about to seduce you with.

I haven't cared to form a connection with any of these girls up to this point. New girls every week are great but Monica has made me see a new perspective on seeing one girl repeatedly. Don't get me wrong I will probably always be trying new girls but when Monica is around I will allocate some of my budget for a few sessions with her. This way I can still see new girls but I will always have Monica on the back of my mind as my guaranteed great service option.

As far as a regular goes, Monica is the first I would have considered. I thought I found my Anne. Then she told me she lives in Vegas so obviously I grabbed her number.

[Throwaway5192]

Saw Ella before the Bears game today, and a great way to start the day. Thank you for always giving up good information.

She is young, not very slim for my favorite but she knows how to please a man.

Great service from start to finish.

Happy to help! Can't help but agree with you she definitely knows how to please a man and I love the way she threw it back in doggy.

For anyone wondering Ella is still there. Not sure for how long but today is the 11th so I have been sending out tons of messages asking for pictures of the new girls and was told Lily and Ella are both still at Archer along with a new girl named Sasa.

Michelle from one of my previous reviews is still at Blue Island.

Suki (From my Tokyo Review) is at 819 with Anne and a new girl I might try.

Youmi (yesterdays review) is now at Tokyo so there is still a chance to try her TS.

I see a girl on PearlAngels twitter for a girl named Monica. "that famous Monica" I needed to know what this meant because when I texted 819 back in August. They sent me her picture and I really just glanced over it. Today I am reading her reviews and.

Probably going to to try out Monica today.

[Akuma187]

This is probably the last PSA that I will post on Anne's whereabouts as a couple of guys think that I am a shill for her and no one else spoke up. I am guessing people don't find the PSAs helpful. That is fine. You guys can go figure out where she is at going forward on your own.

Anyway, she is back and is at 819 now. Just got a text from her.

Fit312, since you seem to have connection to city hall, you can confirm if 819's license issue is resolved or not for people.

I just looked at the Twitter page and saw Monica at kedzie and now Anne is at 819 just in time to make my monthly visit to the city. Thanks again OF for the PSA, no I just have to decide who to see first. I may also see Yumi at Tokyo. So many choices I may have to budget my food spending for the next month or so. Thanks again guys for all the great posts / reviews / PSAs.

Shout-out to OF Charlie for always keeping us up to date about good service providers. As long as I've been scrolling the forum he always been honest and informative of providers. I've even seen he's post and reviews when he travels for business. He doesn't have to do this for those 4k-5k guest accounts that view the site. I'm just saying if you don't think the guys that post often are here to help you should see the other forums. Guys like OF, Fit,Fuck,SF,TP,LongD,Darth,Spaguy and so many other help all the mongers here get good service. I don't see many others here trying to post. So yes take reviews and post with a grain of salt but if your not posting or even helping the community you should discourage others or point accusations. Just wanted to put my option on this call me schill or wtf it's called now.

[BrohamJohn]

Stopped by and saw Monica this morning. Very cute face and spinner body. Probably under 100 lbs. Good BBBJ with enthusiasm. Multiple positions, very tight. Natural Bush and nice b cups. Would definitely see her again. She was very passionate in our session which I appreciate.

[Bjort]

This is probably the last PSA that I will post on Anne's whereabouts as a couple of guys think that I am a shill for her and no one else spoke up. I am guessing people don't find the PSAs helpful. That is fine. You guys can go figure out where she is at going forward on your own.

I'm going to echo what MyEndo said. I never post, and perhaps I should start, but lurking here and seeing your "shills" led me to see Anne last month when she was at PD. So thank you, please ignore the hate.

[Jayp80]

Livia has a milking table (search for reviews here as she's become very flaky and put on some weight). She usually operates out of Des Plaines but sometimes is at her apt in North side.

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...ack-27206.html

The milking table latinas / euros are also north side. I went once and asked for the milking table but did not get it (they said it was currently occupied which I don't believe).

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...iss-27376.html

I've tried the latinas, ok experience no massage just a MSOG rub and tug. You can upgrade to FS with some but not all for an additional fee.

[ThrilHouse]

I agree not to overthink. Specially if you are thinking few months out. These places and girls switch often and they change names. So what might have been good this week, next week. Ight be totally different. Honestly if you haven't I would stay away LOL. Also for first time an apartment is probably more memorable. My first was at the "old neighborhood spa" on Cermak that was run by Latinas. I am talking 14+ years ago.

What separates the two? About 3 miles. 😂.

You keep hitting multiple threads, trying to gather as much info for a possible visit some time in the Spring? I don't get the point. 4-5 months in massage parlor time is an eternity. Wait until you are ready to actually go to a spa, find a location convenient for you and read the latest reports. Simple. You're otherwise building up something that will never meet your expectations. Visit a couple spas and return the favor to other contributors and report back. Keep it simple.