Massage Parlor Reports

[ShtnNGtn]

And suspect there's some shill vs. Shill level bullshit trying to dissuade guys from visiting one place to go to another.

Because who the fuck gets into an argument out in the hall and starts "face timing" people about it and then comes here reporting all about it?

Of course the manager is going to say no FS!!! If anything like this ever happened anything like described discretion is disappearing and crackdowns will be starting soon.

Never said it was an argument. He just said boom boom in the doorway when he came in to talk to the girl, possibly a set up because it happened right after the girl told me no sex there and facetimed the manager. I really don't give two shits if you don't believe me, you can feel free to hit MM and hope for FS, but I'm just putting it out there that it's highly likely you will only get an HJ and BJ. I've been to MM twice and neither time FS was an option. I might be low on post, but if you look through mine you'll see they are legit and I'm honest about what actually happened at each place whether good or bad.

[AussieFury]

Yuyu who I reviewed at Magnolia Renton is now at Magnolia Burien with Candy. Candy goes back to LA day after tomorrow. This Yuyu is amazing.

Yuyu formerly at Lotus FW is now at MM with WiWi and Apple. Business as usual at MM. If you're getting shut down here it's because you are giving off a vibe they don't like (creep, LE, bad hygiene). This Yuyu has great service but acne-scarred face.

Yuyu is at NB Parkland. She's an under 5' short stocky smoke show. Extremely pretty face that looks great when looking over her shoulder during DG while begging you to fuck her. Couldn't handle quite full depth DT but gets about as low on the BLS as one can go and not quite hit the starfish. Lips that grip providing amazing visuals in DG. Great massage. Athletic build with no extra fat. Perky A cups with pencil erasers. Mamasan Mia also introduced me to tall curvy KK. Prolly would pick Yuyu over KK again.

Bonus: Keiki and Ewa at Alice. Avoid chubby Crystal at MiSpa. Bad attitute auntie at Jasmine. Auntie at Cloud 9. Tina at Cindarella looks ok but would prefer SOME makeup.

[AussieFury]

After seeing your recommendation, I went to M & M. Apple is very young and beautiful, but she should be around 25'. She's not fluent in English, but the service surprised me. Indeed, as you said, there are more FS, Big happy ending!

This is a shill account replying to another shill acct.

Apple is at MM today along with Yuyu and WiWi. Apple is cute not hot. FS still available.

[Moose21]

Man, sounds like some CFG-level fuckery going on at MM.

I believe PNWVette when he says he saw Apple there recently. Not sure what to make of the Yoyo report. Was AlexSfoO's post talking about a long-past memory maybe? Or was it a recent visit, possibly? The only couch I know of at MM is outside the room, so kissing from the couch to the massage table seems unlikely there.

I'd be shocked but happy if Yoyo came back.

I also saw Apple there a while back. Definitely a good time. If FS is no longer allowed then she probably left to go somewhere else.

[AussieFury]

Noticing more reviews of massage shoppes that seem fake. New accounts with low post counts giving glowing detailed reviews to super hot girls at AMPs.

They are hoping the fake review makes you stop by and decide to stay even though the girl reviewed conveniently "just left. ".

Don't fall for it.

[Conqueror]

Does anyone know how long Anna will be at Goddess? I haven't been able to see her yet but really want to see her before she leaves. From what I hear she is amazing.

I came to see her again last night, nice feeling with Anna, she still at Goddess.

[ShtnNGtn]

Decided to hit NB after the strikeout at M&M. KK answered the door. She's really flirty if you're open with what you want. Gave a solid massage, 200 FS. BJ, tit fuck (She's got great tits), rode me for at least 10 minutes and was very vocal. Pretty sure the entire building knows pipe was getting laid. She's only here till the end of the week, then she's off to NY. Got her number but tossed it because I'm not a fan of seconds on anything even if it's good. She's thick, but not fat, cute face and a fat ass. On the way out I saw another girl that I would say is a high 8-9 in the looks department, should have gotten her name. She was standing in the hall when I walked out with her dress up and panties showing. Made me want to pay for another round and smash. She was hot. Bottom line, NB has some solid options right now and only go to M&M if you're purely looking for HJ and BJ with Mamasan in your business. Eva at M&M was really hot though, wish FS was on the table.

[AussieFury]

Just left M&M, got Eva. Solid massage, on the flip she offered HJ or BJ 100 for HJ 140 for BJ. I asked for FS and she said they don't do FS. I said someone else got FS there and this ***** called the manager on facetime and had her explain to me that they don't do FS. Waste of time, don't bother with it. Also heard another guy come in and ask for Boom Boom while I was haggling with the mamasan, the girl that met him at the door said, no boom boom loud as fuck. Mamasan also said Yo-Yo and Apple don't work there.

Man, sounds like some CFG-level fuckery going on at MM.

I believe PNWVette when he says he saw Apple there recently. Not sure what to make of the Yoyo report. Was AlexSfoO's post talking about a long-past memory maybe? Or was it a recent visit, possibly? The only couch I know of at MM is outside the room, so kissing from the couch to the massage table seems unlikely there.

I'd be shocked but happy if Yoyo came back.

[MeridianTime]

I was wondering if Irene is still at Lulu and if not where did she end up? I'm also still wondering how long Anna will be at Goddess. I appreciate any info. I live in Puyallup and the spots are usually not as talented. I went to Enco in November and had such a bad experience I almost gave up on the hobby altogether. I miss living in Korea where there's a ton of Thai massage establishments.

[ShtnNGtn]

Came in on a Friday night, First time trying Yoyo out, and she wanted to get started right aaway. TOok me into the room and started helping me take my clothes off. Once she got to the pants, she dropped them down and gave me a nice little preview. Then we made out DFK all the way from the couch to the table where she had me lay face down, for what I thought was a massage, but was actually her undressing, and rubbing her Cs all over my back. She followed that up with a cat bath before wiping me down and having me flip.

We made out some more, and her tongue roamed all over my body which felt very nice, before moving down to the boys and she gave them plenty of love. Her BJ skills were very on point and she can use that tongue in many different ways. She climbed on top, we did ACG, CG, Doggy, Missionary, and I came in the bag in Missionary.

What then followed was probably one of the best massages I've ever gotten here. Very relaxing, to the point where I almost fell asleep. She said she was done, and helped me dress and I was on my way out with some water and candy!

I met another lady on my way out said her name was Vivi or however you spell it.

Just left M&M, got Eva. Solid massage, on the flip she offered HJ or BJ 100 for HJ 140 for BJ. I asked for FS and she said they don't do FS. I said someone else got FS there and this ***** called the manager on facetime and had her explain to me that they don't do FS. Waste of time, don't bother with it. Also heard another guy come in and ask for Boom Boom while I was haggling with the mamasan, the girl that met him at the door said, no boom boom loud as fuck. Mamasan also said Yo-Yo and Apple don't work there.

[TN1944]

Passed by after work wanted to give it a try, worse decision ever made.

Asked for a hour and she said $40.10 minutes (or less) mediocre massage, flipped, jackhammer the shit out of me and done in 15 minutes.

Probably feel a lot better if I finished myself. Stay away from this place.

You might want to try it again. New owners and they are active in the business. Good service, good time.

[GreenCandles]

Came in on a Friday night, First time trying Yoyo out, and she wanted to get started right aaway. TOok me into the room and started helping me take my clothes off. Once she got to the pants, she dropped them down and gave me a nice little preview. Then we made out DFK all the way from the couch to the table where she had me lay face down, for what I thought was a massage, but was actually her undressing, and rubbing her Cs all over my back. She followed that up with a cat bath before wiping me down and having me flip.

We made out some more, and her tongue roamed all over my body which felt very nice, before moving down to the boys and she gave them plenty of love. Her BJ skills were very on point and she can use that tongue in many different ways. She climbed on top, we did ACG, CG, Doggy, Missionary, and I came in the bag in Missionary.

What then followed was probably one of the best massages I've ever gotten here. Very relaxing, to the point where I almost fell asleep. She said she was done, and helped me dress and I was on my way out with some water and candy!

I met another lady on my way out said her name was Vivi or however you spell it.

People on this board say Yo-Yo is gone forever, yet what you just described definitely sounds like yoyo. Is yoyo back!?

[GoldMinerLxv]

What happens if you get dressed and leave after 2 minutes, after paying? Anyone successfully asked the girl or the mamasan for the money back? Or texted the booker to express your dissatisfaction?

However, it was when I was visiting relatives down in California. I went to a very well know AMP named Lavender & after paying the house fee and tip (total) was led to a room where I stripped down & laid on the table naked for a good 20 minutes while I heard girls being fucked all around me. Not once did my provider come back into the room and I finally got so frustrated that I got up & put my clothes on.

One of the girls was in the hallway when I left the room and was shocked to see me. I asked for my money back and she tried to convince me to stay saying she'd take "real good care of me". I had lost all interest by now and said I just want my money back. So she went into a room, rummaged through her purse and returned all of my money.

But here's the good news. While laying on the table and knowing the eventual outcome I had formulated Plan B. So I drove over to another AMP I Had not tried yet and had my world rocked by a gorgeous 25 year old Chinese provider named Mia.

[Kinkaid69]

What happens if you get dressed and leave after 2 minutes, after paying? Anyone successfully asked the girl or the mamasan for the money back? Or texted the booker to express your dissatisfaction?

Win some lose some.

[BXbbf]

Mia walked in and Introduced herself she was friendly but as soon as I saw her I couldn't connect with her, just couldn't. About 5 ft gall, slightly chubby (in a boxy way), high heels, a little darker complexion, unfresh kitty.

As she's stands infront of me her breath almost killed me. If I thought we didn't click before, now was even more horrible. It's not about age she's probably around 47/48 maybe early 50's.

She could've done everything right from that point on. I still wouldn't recommend her, just did not feel right. She was tight in CFS, she was not fresh so I skipped daty. Mia wasn't interested in anything, her touch was rushed, she was yawning in mish and looking up at the ceiling.

Maybe a bad day but I don't think so.

Win some lose some. I lost today and should have left but it's my fault for staying.