Bullshit that has Nothing to do With Pussy

[OF Charlie]

I wonder if I should take it slow and start at an AMP or just dive headlong into an AAMP? Cause at least with the first one there's plausible deniability. "Your honor I only went there to get a massage, I witnessed no illicit activity whatsoever. ".

The one and only Anne will be back on the 11th. Location is TBD, but I can't think of a better girl to break you in than her.

25 plus reviews speak for themselves.

[OldSchoolGuy73]

I wonder if I should take it slow and start at an AMP or just dive headlong into an AAMP? Cause at least with the first one there's plausible deniability. "Your honor I only went there to get a massage, I witnessed no illicit activity whatsoever. ".

Apartments are the only way to go if you like the intimacy and one on one. Nice shower BBBJ and then 2 pops with a girl that seems like she enjoys it.

[OneRoadToWest]

Finally got verified here. Tried so many emails but Yahoo is the final winner.

Excited to join this community. I've been in the hobby for many years and look forward to contributing!

[Masalic]

Buddy you just have to go at this point. You've done enough research, asked all the right questions already, and clearly read / researched the forum. You know which places are going to give you service and won't be busted in the act. You're also probably setting yourself up for disappointment based on the questions you've asked about expectations at these places.

If you want to get a massage and table shower, go to one of the MPs. You want to have a girl shower with you and bang you on a bed, go to the apartments. Go to Tokyo, Orange, PD, RL wait for OFCharlie to post about another certified good time, it doesn't matter. You're ready to pop your monger cherry.

You're right I'm probably overthinking this.

[Coopertars]

I wonder if I should take it slow and start at an AMP or just dive headlong into an AAMP? Cause at least with the first one there's plausible deniability. "Your honor I only went there to get a massage, I witnessed no illicit activity whatsoever. ".

Buddy you just have to go at this point. You've done enough research, asked all the right questions already, and clearly read / researched the forum. You know which places are going to give you service and won't be busted in the act. You're also probably setting yourself up for disappointment based on the questions you've asked about expectations at these places.

If you want to get a massage and table shower, go to one of the MPs. You want to have a girl shower with you and bang you on a bed, go to the apartments. Go to Tokyo, Orange, PD, RL wait for OFCharlie to post about another certified good time, it doesn't matter. You're ready to pop your monger cherry.

[Masalic]

I wonder if I should take it slow and start at an AMP or just dive headlong into an AAMP? Cause at least with the first one there's plausible deniability. "Your honor I only went there to get a massage, I witnessed no illicit activity whatsoever. ".

[ThrilHouse]

Hahahaha thanks for the member pointing out papasan forgot to log out of his other account. Wonder how many other shills / accounts are here. To each their own but the board is for sharing real experiences and not drumming up business for profit.

Confirm Yumi has good GFE vibe. English good enough with no phone translation. Hope she heads to tokyo next- I prefer the tokyo table shower over the kedzie ones- I guess when well over 6'- the side rails hurt. Ha.

Thanks for verifying her English level. Like I stated in my review, it was her claim and I didn't verify as we spoke in Mandarin only. That is why I put out the disclosure. She is only the second girl who had claimed that her English is good enough to communicate. Coincidentally, the first girl who made that claim is also Yumi, Hawaiian Yumi.

Also, thanks for confirming that she has good massage skills. I guess she didn't lie about having had a massage license from the city of Shenzhen.

A former sauna girl is always a must see in my book. Her English level and good massage skills are added bonuses. Yumi mentioned a couple of guys threw out my name when they went to see her. It's fine if you guys want to use my name to get better services with girls that I have seen and reviewed. The only thing that I ask for is that please be nice to those girls.

[StanleyStankas]

I like you Stosh. Your perspective is always welcomed. I feel like we could sit at a bar and trade old war stories and it would be an incredible time.

B.

I also have fellas on here that think I should sit the f back down, shut the f up and go to the back of the bus and don't squirm around or mumble! Wow sounds like me when I was driving the big blue bus and knew it was time to stop interfacing with the gen pub! Yea I loved those places! From the lingerie bars around here with the little scams of pull tickets to the actual nude clubs up on 41 near and just past the cheddar curtain. Thing is what I see on here with clubs and what I witnessed at places like scores and it has been years the women are like vultures! I mean an old stale f like myself has cash to spend and will, however sit down, talk, let's act like you are my gf at 22 and I being 71 am your sugar daddy! Those days I take it are gone. One of my fondess memories of a little joint way up on 41 was a girl comes up from behind me and I back in my 30's was wearing a button down shirt and no t shirt to be cool, slipped her hand all the way down, grabbed the little guy, shook it and then asked to join me or even go to the back room. Now got nothing of course back there, however a little of feeling her up and her me. It was like a damn date for me when you knew something might happen further down the line and fun! Stosh. And stay off of my lawn, you youngsters. Getting ready to have my melatonin and warm milk soon. Getting late sun went down already. P.S. And don't get me started on those ugly a** stripper shoes. They wore gowns, teddys, babydolls back then and yes stage clothes, however see through stuff. I am old I want to dream on.

[Bkmsw]

Yup! F them all and let god sort it out later. Still a sucker for a beautiful woman. Call me a womanizing, objectifying, male chauvinist pig? Ok then! And at 71 years of age damn proud of being one for as long as I can remember. And I can remember. Well at least that long ago. Now not why I walked into a room to find something but just sayin stosh. In the words of studs turkel who I picked up as a fare with his wife downtown from an event. Take it easy, but take it!

I like you Stosh. Your perspective is always welcomed. I feel like we could sit at a bar and trade old war stories and it would be an incredible time.

B.

[Masalic]

Yup! F them all and let god sort it out later. Still a sucker for a beautiful woman. Call me a womanizing, objectifying, male chauvinist pig? Ok then! And at 71 years of age damn proud of being one for as long as I can remember. And I can remember. Well at least that long ago. Now not why I walked into a room to find something but just sayin stosh. In the words of studs turkel who I picked up as a fare with his wife downtown from an event. Take it easy, but take it!

Better to be over prepared then under prepared that's how I always see it.

[StanleyStankas]

Your post sounds like you are analyzing this with the same emotion you might use for deciding which hybrid commuter car would be the best value over the next 10 years. For me its more of an emotional decision like which sports car I would like to drive today.

Yup! F them all and let god sort it out later. Still a sucker for a beautiful woman. Call me a womanizing, objectifying, male chauvinist pig? Ok then! And at 71 years of age damn proud of being one for as long as I can remember. And I can remember. Well at least that long ago. Now not why I walked into a room to find something but just sayin stosh. In the words of studs turkel who I picked up as a fare with his wife downtown from an event. Take it easy, but take it!

[Ixmeofne]

OPINION: In an effort to cool the market, and save some dough, one can resort to a really delightful time with low risk.

Sex toys have come a long way. There's an automatic hand job toy called theHandy that lets you strap on a masturbator (almost any kind you like) and let it do the work for you.

I know you're thinking, "That sounds awful. " -- It is, if you've got no imagination. It isn't a simple up-down, one trick pony. They've got AI making "funscripts" that map what you see in porn to match the stroke. So you're watching a hot BJ video? It'll stroke your dick according to the video. The sensation is as good as the masturbator sleeve you use, but the stroke is almost always impressive (based on how well the script is done).

For immersion, use a VR headset, there are plenty of VR videos with funscripts. Check out faptap. Net for examples.

More immersion? Get high!

Here's a good time:

Have your Handy and videos / scripts ready to go.

Play hooky, Get a day use hotel room, 8 hours is good.

Grab some food, snacks, water, before you get blazed (optional).

Nut, rinse and repeat x (however many times you like).

Pack it up and head home, spent.

Some parting thoughts:

-I recognize this is absolutely no replacement for a real provider and that whole experience. Can't replace the whole human touch experience, yet.

-This is more in the line of treating yourself than rolling the dice on a provider who will actually service you. I can't stress SERVICE enough because more often than not, a provider is not enthusiastic about making you feel good.

-Obviously this isn't good if you want to experience companionship.

-In some locales, a practice like this, if used by many, could drive down prices.

-Save some dough, or save up for a provider that may actually be worth it for you.

[Masalic]

Your post sounds like you are analyzing this with the same emotion you might use for deciding which hybrid commuter car would be the best value over the next 10 years. For me its more of an emotional decision like which sports car I would like to drive today.

I mean. Yeah that's kind of how I've always worked. I've found thinking long term pays off better then being spur of the moment.

[Moejoo]

I've been doing my research on this for months, trying to figure out what I'm interested in vs not, how much LE gives a shit about this sort of thing in the area, getting a burner phone, what I'm willing to pay, etc etc and just making sure all my facts are in order. Apparently not just diving into this somehow means I'm overly analytical and simply not meant for it.

Like excuse me for not wanting to just going full yolo. I've never been like that. Personally I just want to wait until next year when the weathers better and I have a bit more saved up, Probably going to be low frequency. I just aint got the kind of cash to be blowing on a whim.

Your post sounds like you are analyzing this with the same emotion you might use for deciding which hybrid commuter car would be the best value over the next 10 years. For me its more of an emotional decision like which sports car I would like to drive today.

[Masalic]

RL bust was June of last year. They reopened 3 days later at the SAME spot. It has been 16 months now and still at the same spot. One might say going stronger than before as they have 4 girls compared to 3 before. Does LE care? Apparently not enough.

3 DAYS?! AND they haven't bothered for over a year? Who the hell did they pay off?!