Massage Parlor Reports

[RaulJulia]

I had my first visit with Julia AKA Sweetcheeks today. Since other reviews have mentioned her great assets, I assumed that when I saw her it would be obvious to me why she's called Sweetcheeks. My assumption was correct. Overall, a really good experience. A couple of unexpected things though, so I'll comment on them first. She's in an office complex near 44th and Breton. There was a guy hanging out by his car a couple of parking spots from where I parked. I know a few other providers use that same building and complex, so I thought maybe he was another monger there to see someone else. I glanced at him when I got there because I always try to check my surroundings, but honored the monger rule of not staring and not making eye contact. However, when I returned to my vehicle a little over an hour later, he was still there, sitting in his car. Julia mentioned having a fiancé during our time together (she's a good conversationalist, easy to talk to), so I'm not sure if this was him. She was meeting a new client (me) for the first time, so maybe she brought him along for her safety. Or maybe this guy was totally random and had nothing to do with Julia or my visit. But I wanted to mention this because he was there the whole time.

The other unexpected item was that she had me fill out a couple of forms like you would at a medical / non-sensual massage kind of place. She didn't ask me to give address info or anything like that. It was mostly wanting to know if there were any injuries or health conditions she should be aware of, so it wasn't really a bad thing. It was so that she could do a good job and not push somewhere I might have pain or something, so that was good, but different. It did make me wonder, albeit briefly, if she was trying to go fully legit and I was going to have to be pretty direct about what I was after, but I knew pretty quickly that we were on the same page. She stayed in the room while I undressed, so that put me at ease. I know guys feel different ways about that. I usually don't give it much thought, but I have to say, I found it pretty hot that she just stood there and we kept talking while I got naked. My SO of many years was embarrassed by nakedness, both hers and mine, so undressing in front of her was rarely a part of our time together. But she was rather frigid sexually, which is largely what led me into this hobby. But I digress. Anyway, Julia stayed there while I stripped down, which I liked.

One other item to comment on. A recent review of Julia said she was considering retiring, so I asked her about that. She is making some plans and growing her other business ventures, but said she doesn't have any immediate plans to retire. Good news!

OK, on to the review. First—that ass! Damn. When I reviewed Lexi at Luxe, I said that with her you don't have to decide if you're a boob man or an ass man because she's been blessed with both. I say the same thing about Julia. But I will add this. If you are an ass man, you really owe it to yourself to see her. I mean, a gravity defying set of butt cheeks on this woman. She's short and curvy. Thick in all the right places as they say. From the waist down, she's built somewhat like Saisha at RT if you've seen her or seen her ads. Legs probably a little shorter than Saisha's and ass a bit fuller—like a Kardashian-esque ass. But up top, she has gorgeous boobs. I like boobs in all shapes, sizes and skin tones, and hers are excellent. She's got a tan complexion with nice large, brownish nipples crowning glorious orbs. Wow!

She didn't get comfortable until the flip, but the jeans she had on prior to that were tight so I could tell her ass was fantastic On the flip, she revealed the tiniest black lace thong clinging to that amazing ass. There's an old Chuck Norris movie, I think it's Lone Wolf McQuade, that has one of the greatest lines in movie history in it. An attractive woman walks by and one guy says to another guy, "I'd like to bite her in the ass, develop lockjaw, and be dragged to death. " That line from that movie, which I haven't thought of in years, immediately came to mind when I saw Julia's ass out of her jeans. I told her about that quote and it coming to mind and she thought that was pretty funny.

The technique was good at every part. She's a CMT / LMT and it shows during the massage. But she knows what to do on the flip too. She becomes less professional and more playful at the right time and in the right ways. In terms of menu, nothing more than HE was offered, but in the world of HE finishes, it was a good one.

My goal had been to see her at least once before she retired. But now that I've seen her and she says she'll be around awhile, I hope to see her again. I did hr, but hhr was available if desired. Donation was comparable to others of a similar experience. With donation and a bit of a tip, It was about what a BBU donation used to be. I asked about rates beforehand and she told me, but then made no mention of it during our visit, which was nice. As always, YMMV, but add me to the Sweetcheeks fan club.

[Arish]

I was able to see Milan for the first time and I am glad I did. She made the experience a lot different than any other. Any other would want to get me in the room, do a quick massage, finish then push me out the door. She wanted to talk and get to know me a little bit before the massage and I like that. She is one sexy woman and can tell just by feel what was wrong with my body. Ending was amazing also!! I will be back to see her!!

[NoseJelly]

I have read on this board that gatekeeping is pimping.

That's what I've gleaned from numerous postings also! Gatekeeping is a fluffy term for the World's 2nd oldest profession!

[Benz1]

gatekeeping for non FS providers or require another monger to coordinate.

I have read on this board that gatekeeping is pimping.

[Gene2]

Yes waiting on digits those were the good days. PM please.

I tried.

Empty.

G2.

[IMustacheYou]

So my inbox has blown up. I've answered everyone I could. I've also cleared space so you shouldn't get the message my inbox is full.

The returning tall blonde now has her hobby phone number operational.

The returning brunette MILF with librarian look is working on getting her own and for the time being can be contacted through another well reviewed provider who was renowned for her very long hair and exceptional edging technique. I'm assuming that means this full bodied massage provider will also be joining the fun. Sounds like the band is getting back together. Early Christmas guys..

Are they UTR or are they going to post?

Usually there isn't gatekeeping for non FS providers or require another monger to coordinate.

Christmas gifts must be expensive this year lmfao.

[Gene2]

Yes waiting on digits those were the good days. PM please.

Just sent you information for contacting both.

Please keep in mind to text the numbers, don't call. Most of us know that, but every once in a while a call gets made instead of a text sent.

Digitize.

G2.

[Bopa1]

I second that! Alissa, if you see this, please PM!

Yes waiting on digits those were the good days. PM please.

[White300]

With all of these former BBU ladies suddenly returning to the hobby. I am patiently awaiting the return of the greatest of them all (IMHO) the MILF Unicorn Alissa. She was my introduction into the BBU group. What I wouldn't give for another meeting with that woman.

I second that! Alissa, if you see this, please PM!

[Swcdt]

So my inbox has blown up. I've answered everyone I could. I've also cleared space so you shouldn't get the message my inbox is full.

The returning tall blonde now has her hobby phone number operational.

The returning brunette MILF with librarian look is working on getting her own and for the time being can be contacted through another well reviewed provider who was renowned for her very long hair and exceptional edging technique. I'm assuming that means this full bodied massage provider will also be joining the fun. Sounds like the band is getting back together. Early Christmas guys.

Celebrate.

G2.

With all of these former BBU ladies suddenly returning to the hobby. I am patiently awaiting the return of the greatest of them all (IMHO) the MILF Unicorn Alissa. She was my introduction into the BBU group. What I wouldn't give for another meeting with that woman.

[Moonglow913]

Unfortunately no, there are none. Your best bet for an Asian girl would be at a reputable AMP. I like Joy at TuiNa the most.

I think that is her name (or something similar). Used to be located in GR but moved with occasional return visits. One of those is coming up within the next couple weeks. She has an ad up on Tryst. Great appointment.

[Gene2]

So my inbox has blown up. I've answered everyone I could. I've also cleared space so you shouldn't get the message my inbox is full.

The returning tall blonde now has her hobby phone number operational.

The returning brunette MILF with librarian look is working on getting her own and for the time being can be contacted through another well reviewed provider who was renowned for her very long hair and exceptional edging technique. I'm assuming that means this full bodied massage provider will also be joining the fun. Sounds like the band is getting back together. Early Christmas guys.

Celebrate.

G2.

[Raiokami]

I guess it depends on your preference of woman, but Ava and Natalie at Panacea are good choices, otherwise Joy at TuiNa is a good choice for an above average AMP experience. I've found the rates to be pretty similar between most places. $. 20 - $. 60 average. Double whatever the listed door-fee or allotted usually is.

Lots of options I see from fellow mongers. Relax, Panacea, Five Star, and Tuina I've narrowed it down to. I have wanted to try Seven day but not sure on rates.

[MassageYes]

Great standard place to go. You get what you expect, Asian massage, good finish, no haggling. But no disappointment so something to keep in the rotation.

Lisa short cutie pie Asian girl.

Lots of fun. Great massage.

Very nice handful of breasts.

HJ was sensual.

Nice ass too. That's about it.

65 hr 60 tip.

YMMV.

[Raiokami]

Unfortunately no, there are none. Your best bet for an Asian girl would be at a reputable AMP. I like Joy at TuiNa the most.

Is there any legit Asian out call girls here?