Massage Parlor Reports

[Masalic]

It sucks. I'm with you guys 300 for the hour is rough. Where I'm from all I get are independent providers for 4+ and they all have GSP, with everything covered. So when I come to the city I tend to spend but I don't go over the 300 no matter how good the service. We all work hard for our money spend it how you wish but I do the my asian women and there aren't not many where I'm from.

Men are willing to spend a lot of. Money for Asian pussy. And they know that.

[Akuma187]

LOL! Hilarious. You're crazy dude.

Quick question though are you ok putting your dick in the girl's mouth after her tongue has been inside multiple guys assholes? Also seems like an infection risk, no?

I get your point about tipping but the bottom line is a girl who would give you good service at 300 will not give you good service at 140. For example, I saw Anne who is really fucking hot, she's given great service to multiple dozen guys. She literally told me you're not going to get good service at the 140 level. So in this case, a girl that normally gives great service is going to just go fast and get rid of you at the 140 level not even giving you an opportunity to tip. You literally have to produce 300 to open up the good service portal.

It sucks. I'm with you guys 300 for the hour is rough. Where I'm from all I get are independent providers for 4+ and they all have GSP, with everything covered. So when I come to the city I tend to spend but I don't go over the 300 no matter how good the service. We all work hard for our money spend it how you wish but I do the my asian women and there aren't not many where I'm from.

[Flipper12]

And the whole "nuru" fantasy isn't a draw for me, sounds like a staph infection waiting to happen. Rolling around in slime on a table where 10 other guys jizzed before you that same day. No thanks!

LOL! Hilarious. You're crazy dude.

Quick question though are you ok putting your dick in the girl's mouth after her tongue has been inside multiple guys assholes? Also seems like an infection risk, no?

I get your point about tipping but the bottom line is a girl who would give you good service at 300 will not give you good service at 140. For example, I saw Anne who is really fucking hot, she's given great service to multiple dozen guys. She literally told me you're not going to get good service at the 140 level. So in this case, a girl that normally gives great service is going to just go fast and get rid of you at the 140 level not even giving you an opportunity to tip. You literally have to produce 300 to open up the good service portal.

[SpaGuy21]

If you want to listen to other posters, be my guess. It's your money, spend however you want it. VI in VIP stands for very important, not most important. If you buy a first class flight ticket and when you board the flight and you see 20 other guys in the same class, does that mean you are not "first class" anymore.

If you're flying Spirit or Frontier, doesn't matter if you pay for "first class" hahaha!

It's not really a tip in the sense that she provides a service and you tip based on how good the service was. It's more like an agency where you pay upfront for what you want. You're not going to get the VIP treatment until you produce the 3 benjys. When you get in the girl will ask you which service you want and you state the service and she states the price. At Tokyo and Kedzie the lowest price service is 140 so if you give them that you're not getting the nuru stuff or the tongue in asshole. You're just getting a quick "boom boom". So if you want the full GFE you're going to be dropping 300.

This kind of sounds like tipping, getting a price based on requested services, but more so it sounds like if you aren't paying the 3 benjy's they aren't going to provide a quality service. Hence, personally, my aversion to that whole business model. These girls get set on a certain (over) pay scale and anything less isn't worth their time in their mind. I get tipping for better services, we all do it. The point of my post was don't be the chump who just walks in and blindly hands over 3 benjy's. There's nothing wrong with going for the basic service the first time, determining whether or not it was worth it in your mind and then "upgrading" to "VIP" on your next visit or negotiating a price for your specific service requests. Again, that's just me and my opinion.

And the whole "nuru" fantasy isn't a draw for me, sounds like a staph infection waiting to happen. Rolling around in slime on a table where 10 other guys jizzed before you that same day. No thanks!

[Eddinger]

I think CPD has such bigger concerns right now than fucking with sextrade stuff unless the places are causing disturbances or annoying the neighbors they don't care. Everyone knows its an unwinnable battle, and so if the places keep their nose clean in the area they aren't bothered: pay business license, pretend with storefront to just be normal massage place or nails or whatever, don't have drunk people fucking up property, aren't open at 2 am, whatever. Otherwise they'll just leave them be and foxu on red roof inn type stings or whatever. And bag a bunch of people for the news every now and then and leave it be.

Yeah, its genuinely surreal once I realized how little of a shit the CPD seems to care about this sort of thing.

[Elpatron]

The City knows what type of businesses they do its a matter of time before they get a visit from the city or the blue. This is how the city operates they give massage parlours licences to open and then they closed them they make more revenue, if they closed this places the papasan or mamasan open up another one next day

I've been thinking something similar about the various papasan type spaces. The Hot Spa or whatever it is called on Ashland near Bryn Mawr has a sign outside for what I assume was an older and maybe legit spot. But the rest are trash bag covered widows or blacked out windows all with ring doorbells. If I had more time, more money, more access to my car when the SO isn't using it, and less family time requirements I think it would be interesting to drive some of the major streets looking out for these type spaces and randomly ring doorbells to see who appears. These types of spots seem to exist radomly, but unlike what you describe for Kedzie, there will not be random people ringing the doorbells or trying to walk in. Most people probably think the storefronts are closed.

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[DWaits]

Also it's crazy to me that these are literally store front brothels. Like Kedzie spa has a big sign up front and anyone can walk in. Some guy might even walk in thinking it's a regular massage place. It's nuts to me that this is going totally unchecked in Chicago. Like I could literally go get some boom boom for 140 bucks anytime of day.

I've been thinking something similar about the various papasan type spaces. The Hot Spa or whatever it is called on Ashland near Bryn Mawr has a sign outside for what I assume was an older and maybe legit spot. But the rest are trash bag covered widows or blacked out windows all with ring doorbells. If I had more time, more money, more access to my car when the SO isn't using it, and less family time requirements I think it would be interesting to drive some of the major streets looking out for these type spaces and randomly ring doorbells to see who appears. These types of spots seem to exist radomly, but unlike what you describe for Kedzie, there will not be random people ringing the doorbells or trying to walk in. Most people probably think the storefronts are closed.

[Masalic]

It's not really a tip in the sense that she provides a service and you tip based on how good the service was. It's more like an agency where you pay upfront for what you want. You're not going to get the VIP treatment until you produce the 3 benjys. When you get in the girl will ask you which service you want and you state the service and she states the price. At Tokyo and Kedzie the lowest price service is 140 so if you give them that you're not getting the nuru stuff or the tongue in asshole. You're just getting a quick "boom boom". So if you want the full GFE you're going to be dropping 300.

I saw Anne who is well reviewed here but didn't have time for the full 300 hour long service so I just dropped 140 for the basic which she did inform me about. There was literally no way for me to access the good service without first dropping the 300. So yeah you are going to have to drop 300 off the bat to get the good service, you can't really test the goods before.

Also it's crazy to me that these are literally store front brothels. Like Kedzie spa has a big sign up front and anyone can walk in. Some guy might even walk in thinking it's a regular massage place. It's nuts to me that this is going totally unchecked in Chicago. Like I could literally go get some boom boom for 140 bucks anytime of day.

Yeah, its genuinely surreal once I realized how little of a shit the CPD seems to care about this sort of thing.

[Flipper12]

None of the above, hahaha.

I just don't get this idea of walking into a spot, for the first time, and handing over 3 Benjy's.

If you're going based on reviews, you're setting yourself up for disappointment, eventually. We all know reviews on this site aren't always the most accurate. And someone's Lucy Liu might be your Connie Chung.

And this whole idea of VIP? Guess what, if everyone's doing it, it's not VIP, hahaha. Plenty of reviews stating "I missed getting such and such girl, but my girl was ok" or "maybe she was having an off day" after blindly going all in. Just my 2 cents but I need to get "a feel" for a girl before throwing a bunch of cash on the unknown. Even with a 70 house fee, any spot you go to, if you're "tipping" 2 Benjys+, you're probably getting "VIP" service. I know that would be my expectation and I'm not going there unless it "feels" right.

It's not really a tip in the sense that she provides a service and you tip based on how good the service was. It's more like an agency where you pay upfront for what you want. You're not going to get the VIP treatment until you produce the 3 benjys. When you get in the girl will ask you which service you want and you state the service and she states the price. At Tokyo and Kedzie the lowest price service is 140 so if you give them that you're not getting the nuru stuff or the tongue in asshole. You're just getting a quick "boom boom". So if you want the full GFE you're going to be dropping 300.

I saw Anne who is well reviewed here but didn't have time for the full 300 hour long service so I just dropped 140 for the basic which she did inform me about. There was literally no way for me to access the good service without first dropping the 300. So yeah you are going to have to drop 300 off the bat to get the good service, you can't really test the goods before.

Also it's crazy to me that these are literally store front brothels. Like Kedzie spa has a big sign up front and anyone can walk in. Some guy might even walk in thinking it's a regular massage place. It's nuts to me that this is going totally unchecked in Chicago. Like I could literally go get some boom boom for 140 bucks anytime of day.

[Lacky]

Sorry this took me awhile to post. Been on the forum lurking mostly and finally made an account. I had gone to a few places in the city so I'm still pretty new to some of these places. I had gone to other spas outside the city in the suburbs but all I ever got was HJ and a good to decent massage. Saw that Kedzie spa opened up recently so I decided to check it out since it's so close to me. Also decided to check out Anne since she is so highly reviewed on here and now I know why. Called in first to check if she was free in which she was. Started out with some kissing after ordering. Went to TS, with some body to body. Started messing around with a BJ and a couple breaks to come up so that I can suck on her tits and afterwards went to 69. Head back to the room and she had me go on all fours with some rimming and then she slid her head under me between my legs and started giving me a BJ, so I was like god damn, nice. Slipped on the condom and went to RC and then regular cowgirl. Lastly went to missionary, got her leg over my shoulder and then went to pick the other one up but she stopped me and said she was too sore for that, I understood and went back to regular mish. Had her moaning and saying she was about to cum and we ended up both cumming at the same time, complimented me after she cleaned me up. She started helping me get dressed and all, she was sweet and made my whole experience great.

[BbcJay]

As one poster put it so elegantly recently, there is no pretence as to why you are there when you go to Tokyo or Kedzie. You know it and the girls know it. The first thing you get is a nuru. The nuru itself lasts around 20 minutes, so I don't know how you would even start a session without paying first. Does anyone seriously think a girl is going to give you a nuru first and let you negotiate with her later? If you don't need nuru or don't think nuru is worth it, then probably there is no point in going to those 2 places. I mean they do offer non nuru options, but then it's no different than any other spa. I mentioned it before, Tokyo and Kedzie want to be different than everyone else by offering nuru with real nuru gel. It's their way to stand apart from competition. You can get on Amazon and see how much the real nuru gel costs.

If you want to listen to other posters, be my guess. It's your money, spend however you want it. VI in VIP stands for very important, not most important. If you buy a first class flight ticket and when you board the flight and you see 20 other guys in the same class, does that mean you are not "first clss" anymore.

Thanks OF, and others who give their experiences and advice! I appreciate you guys being cool about it. After all, you don't know what you don't know, so thanks for the responses!

[OF Charlie]

OF, when you go to Tokyo, do you give the total amount upfront? (300 VIP, GFE, etc) I went to Orange for the first time last weekend, and when I tried to pay the $300 for an hr at the start, she looked at me like I was crazy LOL and said $70 for house fee. Ended up tipping the rest though and having a great time, but I was curious on how Tokyo operates with pricing.

Also, which do you guys prefer and why: Tokyo, Kedzie, or Orange? Thanks!

As one poster put it so elegantly recently, there is no pretence as to why you are there when you go to Tokyo or Kedzie. You know it and the girls know it. The first thing you get is a nuru. The nuru itself lasts around 20 minutes, so I don't know how you would even start a session without paying first. Does anyone seriously think a girl is going to give you a nuru first and let you negotiate with her later? If you don't need nuru or don't think nuru is worth it, then probably there is no point in going to those 2 places. I mean they do offer non nuru options, but then it's no different than any other spa. I mentioned it before, Tokyo and Kedzie want to be different than everyone else by offering nuru with real nuru gel. It's their way to stand apart from competition. You can get on Amazon and see how much the real nuru gel costs.

If you want to listen to other posters, be my guess. It's your money, spend however you want it. VI in VIP stands for very important, not most important. If you buy a first class flight ticket and when you board the flight and you see 20 other guys in the same class, does that mean you are not "first class" anymore.

[Masalic]

None of the above, hahaha.

I just don't get this idea of walking into a spot, for the first time, and handing over 3 Benjy's.

If you're going based on reviews, you're setting yourself up for disappointment, eventually. We all know reviews on this site aren't always the most accurate. And someone's Lucy Liu might be your Connie Chung.

And this whole idea of VIP? Guess what, if everyone's doing it, it's not VIP, hahaha. Plenty of reviews stating "I missed getting such and such girl, but my girl was ok" or "maybe she was having an off day" after blindly going all in. Just my 2 cents but I need to get "a feel" for a girl before throwing a bunch of cash on the unknown. Even with a 70 house fee, any spot you go to, if you're "tipping" 2 Benjys+, you're probably getting "VIP" service. I know that would be my expectation and I'm not going there unless it "feels" right.

Yeah, I think it's pretty obvious that VIP is just code for "This is the actual service. ".

[Member #6568]

Originally left the house for Vivi but the booker messaged me shortly after informing me she was booked since the morning. I don't know which one of you showed up to Archer for Vivi shortly after 5 pm but I hate you. I can not stand most bookers because of the dishonesty so instead of going somewhere else I decided I wanted to reward this booker for being honest with me and went for Ella.

Opened the door and she is maybe 5'1 black dress with a cute hair clip. She is maybe a little thicker than most of the Asian girls but personally I found that her body was kind of a rarity. Most of the girls have an almost generic body type and it was a nice to see a change. She doesn't completely remove her dress but I love when girls have an article or two of clothing just barely on. Your experiences and opinions might be different from mine but she was reminded me of Asian college girls who like to have a good time. Again this is probably a personal thing but once she started to undress it was like reliving a past college experience because her body looked so familiar. I loved her body and specifically really enjoyed her tits. Those are some beautiful tits. The picture you are sent are 100% her and I would definitely agree with MMS that she looks better in person.

I could really use someone to cheer me on-don't care if its fake.

Who's the best vocal cheerleader right now.

Pm me.

[Throwaway5192]

Once again asking if anyone can confirm that Susan or Sasa are at Orange Spa? I have only seen reviews for Liana, Linda and I think Lucy. I don't think I have even seen anyone mention seeing them there. Sooo. . . Anyone?