Massage Parlor Reports

[BigRicanPapi]

Hey Fellow Mongers! First time posting a thread. Long time reader of such threads!

I'm out in The Valley now, thought I would commence my first post by sharing some escapades in the last month, before I start requesting advice! Hahah!

Well here goes.

-I visited first establishment near Sep and Devonshire.

It is very out in the open. Parking was ok, area was rough to say the least. I walked up to the door. Beautiful signage in front, looks super legit, but trust me it is indeed not! LOL.

Hit the buzzer, got buzzed in. Beautiful young Asian lady (No English). Name of YUYU or JUJU walked me into the 2nd room. Asked me to strip down as she watched. Gave. 40 to the house she left and came back with change in hand. (I gave here a 50). She proceeded to massage me for about 5-7 minutes. Turned me around. Pointed to my little guy and motioned her hand, mouth, and thrusted her hips. And said "which" "which". I said only hand today. She proceeded to request a Franklin, I said NOPE, gave her. 60 and laid there. She had a translator app and requested. 40 more, I was ready to pop so gave in an extra. 20. Total including house was 1. 2, she proceeded to get me going for about 10 minutes. Was able to roam freely, and she was in her bday suit, had me explode. I made a mess. Only downside was the language barrier and she gave me the thickest paper towels to clean up. It was not helpful at all. Overall great experience just wish it was a Latina, as that is my thing.

-2nd establishment was located near Reseda & Sat. Place was boarded up with wood panels, had to call for them to open doors. I walked in and was greeted by a sweaty older 40 year old Chinese lady. Very polite. My first time there so wasn't too picky. She led me to a room. It looked like she was the only person working and was servicing 2 others at the same time. I was not too excited about that. I went to my room, stripped down and waited for about 10 mins. Gave. 5 for HH, and waited. And waited. And waited. She then proceeded to come back to the room, and kept her eyes on the cctv camera monitor in the room. She went straight to oil and massage. She was actually great at the massage, about 20 minutes in, she turned me around and asked If I wanted "PUM PUM". I was in no mood for that at the moment and requested a blowie. She asked for. 6. I politely said yes, and I was done in like 5 minutes. Not my proudest. In all honesty her being nervous made me super nervous. At that point I was just trying to bust and leave. Again disappointed as no Latina Available! LOL.

Thought it would be nice to share a couple of my recent visits.

Thank you all for the info throughout the year. Hoping I was of help to some. Feel free to hit me up. Glad to be here! Peace!

[CreampieHer]

Would like to try my luck but can't finger out where / what this Devonwood is. Help?

Devonshire & Woodley.

[Checkin Out]

I checked out Devonwood last month, and have meant to share here for a while. As previously reported, it is a sure thing. "Luna" answered the door, took my money, led me to the room, and serviced me. She seems to speak very little English. None was really needed. Service was so-so, but I will say she was really cute, and looked young (mid-20's). I would be surprised if she was even 30. Slim, spinner-ish, with perky little Bs, and clean-shaven. Not much enthusiasm, but good eye contact, and she was kind enough to pull her knees back to her shoulders.

$40 at the door, $160 tip. (Actual numbers, not any kind of code.).

I could hear someone else moving in the building, but never saw anyone else, or heard any voices. The walls do not go all the way up, so YMMV. The shopping center is kind of busy. You will experience the Walk of Shame when you leave.

Would like to try my luck but can't finger out where / what this Devonwood is. Help?

[GeezerX]

Been there a few times the past several months. Service is always good. The talent can range from cute to meh to ugh.

Pre-pandemic, it was strictly HJ with an older mamasan, so the current situation is definitely an upgrade. I'm just bummed I missed the cute little voracious spinner someone posted about earlier this year.

[Lurker Bear]

I checked out Devonwood last month, and have meant to share here for a while. As previously reported, it is a sure thing. "Luna" answered the door, took my money, led me to the room, and serviced me. She seems to speak very little English. None was really needed. Service was so-so, but I will say she was really cute, and looked young (mid-20's). I would be surprised if she was even 30. Slim, spinner-ish, with perky little Bs, and clean-shaven. Not much enthusiasm, but good eye contact, and she was kind enough to pull her knees back to her shoulders.

$40 at the door, $160 tip. (Actual numbers, not any kind of code.).

I could hear someone else moving in the building, but never saw anyone else, or heard any voices. The walls do not go all the way up, so YMMV. The shopping center is kind of busy. You will experience the Walk of Shame when you leave.

Been there a few times the past several months. Service is always good. The talent can range from cute to meh to ugh.

[GeezerX]

I checked out Devonwood last month, and have meant to share here for a while. As previously reported, it is a sure thing. "Luna" answered the door, took my money, led me to the room, and serviced me. She seems to speak very little English. None was really needed. Service was so-so, but I will say she was really cute, and looked young (mid-20's). I would be surprised if she was even 30. Slim, spinner-ish, with perky little Bs, and clean-shaven. Not much enthusiasm, but good eye contact, and she was kind enough to pull her knees back to her shoulders.

$40 at the door, $160 tip. (Actual numbers, not any kind of code.).

I could hear someone else moving in the building, but never saw anyone else, or heard any voices. The walls do not go all the way up, so YMMV. The shopping center is kind of busy. You will experience the Walk of Shame when you leave.

[PinTrelder]

I'm fond of Acu Therapy in WH. I go irregularly, so I haven't established an ATF or seen much of what might be available beyond HJ, though I was offered oral once. Mostly slim Chinese with A-B cups, if that's your thing. Often not much English. Haven't seen anyone I'd call a grandma. I don't know how much they move around or have established schedules, though the place has been there for years. I had fun with Livia, would love to see her or one other again. They ask for more for topless. Plenty of wandering but haven't tried to get under panties / leggings, they don't seem to invite that.

Tiffany was a Rob, said I'd get "everything" for 2 and partly stripped down, so I thought why not and went for it. But when I flipped and she saw I was fat (like it wasn't obvious?) her eyes got wide and she just danced around.

[PlayerN818]

Ok, well I guess the whole thread started on this ad, so not sure what's what but all good. LOL.

At least three providers run similar looking ads on CL, but there might be only two, or maybe four. Pictures are just alluring enough to at least call (I did). You won't get any extras, but maybe you will, if you can get into the building at all (via Pee Em Reviews), which apparently you sometimes can't.

The Internets are alive and well.

[RyanLandis]

That's not Joanna, that's another ad I was checking out.

- RnR.

Ok, well I guess the whole thread started on this ad, so not sure what's what but all good. LOL.

[RockNRoll72]

Not something I'd be going down on. https://losangeles.craigslist.org/sf...691136550.html.

That's not Joanna, that's another ad I was checking out.

- RnR.

[RyanLandis]

Is she chubby or a whale? This site is very confusing.

Oh wait. . . .

It's the edible.

Never mind.

Not something I'd be going down on. https://losangeles.craigslist.org/sf...691136550.html.

[PlayerN818]

Better options, I agree. But chubby? We must be talking about two different Joannas. At this point, she's my proverbial white whale. She keeps getting away from me.

- RnR.

Is she chubby or a whale? This site is very confusing.

Oh wait. . . .

It's the edible.

Never mind.

[RockNRoll72]

It's not like you'd want more than a HJ from her unless you're a chubby chaser.

Better options out there.

Better options, I agree. But chubby? We must be talking about two different Joannas. At this point, she's my proverbial white whale. She keeps getting away from me.

- RnR.

[RyanLandis]

To be fair I have gotten HE from her a few times now.

It's not like you'd want more than a HJ from her unless you're a chubby chaser.

Better options out there.

[Cthulhu88]

I asked her if she provided anything extra and said I'd be willing to leave her a really good tip. She told me that she didn't offer anything more than the massage as advertised. Wondering if the sort of sexiness of the pics is to attract clientele much like Joanna in Van Nuys does.

- RnR.

To be fair I have gotten HE from her a few times now.