Massage Parlor Reports

**Throwaway5192** · 12-04-23 15:24

Originally Posted by Rodney1117 [View Original Post]

Yes sir. TOFTT, on Saturday. Set it up by text and arrived to ring bell, was greeted at door by a tall Asian, pretty smile, slim build fairly tall with heels on and a white body suit. Since this was my first time took the 45 min option 2 bills. Led to the room, she hugged me nice kiss, no tongue but nice. Settle the donation she left the room. Side note this room had CRT of 4 cameras front door back door and lobby. She returned and asked if I wanted shower, I declined. We both disrobed, needless to say her body was better than mine LOL. Some tats minimal Bush nice rack, eraser sized nipples but not elongated. Sat on chair and hugged for a bit while I admired her body with my hands and lips. She seemed to act it very well, not being a noob I know it was acting but WTF do I care. She dropped down with a nice BBBJ. I almost blew, strapped on the cap and banged away until the bag was filled. She gave me a high five, I'm like WTF! But ok. Typical routine for these places. I would repeat in a pinch. Dressed and OTD in 30-35 min. Side note she gave me a 6 pinch card. Do 5 sixth on papasan.

Liana is Asian? Pictures on the site do not look like an Asian girl to me.

**Bambinos1987** · 12-04-23 15:15

Thanks for the info. I have been here a few times. Was hoping for a review specific to their girl Lianna.

Originally Posted by Rodney1117 [View Original Post]

Yes sir. TOFTT, on Saturday. Set it up by text and arrived to ring bell, was greeted at door by a tall Asian, pretty smile, slim build fairly tall with heels on and a white body suit. Since this was my first time took the 45 min option 2 bills. Led to the room, she hugged me nice kiss, no tongue but nice. Settle the donation she left the room. Side note this room had CRT of 4 cameras front door back door and lobby. She returned and asked if I wanted shower, I declined. We both disrobed, needless to say her body was better than mine LOL. Some tats minimal Bush nice rack, eraser sized nipples but not elongated. Sat on chair and hugged for a bit while I admired her body with my hands and lips. She seemed to act it very well, not being a noob I know it was acting but WTF do I care. She dropped down with a nice BBBJ. I almost blew, strapped on the cap and banged away until the bag was filled. She gave me a high five, I'm like WTF! But ok. Typical routine for these places. I would repeat in a pinch. Dressed and OTD in 30-35 min. Side note she gave me a 6 pinch card. Do 5 sixth on papasan.

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**Eddinger** · 12-04-23 15:00

Went to Tokyo last week during the day. The were laying a new parking lot so it was odd, but I walked around back and knocked on door until someone let me in. The girl was the only one there and it seemed dead. She looks hot. Shoulder tattoo of some tree or something. Gave her 300 for the hour and got nude. Went to shower. She gave a nice shower. Slid her tits all over my back, kicked my asshole a bit but not super vigorously. Ran her boobs through my crack and stuff and gave a nice reach under wash of my dick. On the flip she gave a quick wash but didn't climb on, and didn't seem to want to, but I had her blow me uncovered for a bit and she was fantastic at that. In the room she gave a massage and then on the flip climbed on and we tongue kissed for a while while she jerked me off before going down and blowing me uncovered for a while until I tapped out and she asked "boom boom?" and so we suited up and fucked for a while. She was very fun at this in cowgirl. And then I stood up and she let me drill the fuck out of her on the table saying all the right things and then even after I came saying even more of the right things. And then laughing out of breath while getting dressed continuing to flatter by telling me how good a fuck that was and "she needed that and whatever. Anyhow. Was fun. Someone kept ringing the bell during the session and not getting the idea that no one was there, so hopefully they got serviced after I left, but she was prob pretty worn out! It was a good fuck. Anyhow. 300. Fun time. It was kind of nice being in there with literally no one else but her and felt less gross for some reason.

**Rodney1117** · 12-04-23 14:41

Originally Posted by Bambinos1987 [View Original Post]

Anyone TOFFT Yet. ?

Yes sir. TOFTT, on Saturday. Set it up by text and arrived to ring bell, was greeted at door by a tall Asian, pretty smile, slim build fairly tall with heels on and a white body suit. Since this was my first time took the 45 min option 2 bills. Led to the room, she hugged me nice kiss, no tongue but nice. Settle the donation she left the room. Side note this room had CRT of 4 cameras front door back door and lobby. She returned and asked if I wanted shower, I declined. We both disrobed, needless to say her body was better than mine LOL. Some tats minimal Bush nice rack, eraser sized nipples but not elongated. Sat on chair and hugged for a bit while I admired her body with my hands and lips. She seemed to act it very well, not being a noob I know it was acting but WTF do I care. She dropped down with a nice BBBJ. I almost blew, strapped on the cap and banged away until the bag was filled. She gave me a high five, I'm like WTF! But ok. Typical routine for these places. I would repeat in a pinch. Dressed and OTD in 30-35 min. Side note she gave me a 6 pinch card. Do 5 sixth on papasan.

**Bambinos1987** · 12-04-23 13:12

Anyone TOFFT Yet. ?

**HappyGardener** · 12-04-23 13:00

I did a review a few days ago of this place and had exactly the opposite experience. Glad yours was better.

Originally Posted by LubeForLife [View Original Post]

Just giving a shoutout because Linda seriously blew my mind.

The AMP is called Windsor Spa and it's on and Pulaski rd. Over all I left the place feeling totally spent and satisfied, I just had to share the good vibes.

After I walked in, I only had to wait a good hot minute Then this babe, looking like she's in her late twenties, comes over and introduces herself as Linda. Dunno the type of Asian flavor she was but for sure oriental LOL. Standing at like 5'2 and under 110 lbs, she was definitely easy on the eyes. She had this long, well-maintained hair that would sway over her C cup assets. But yeah. Got comfy and Linda started doing wonders on my back. Her English was really good. Chatted with her a bit. Funny lady with a cute personality. Whenever I pointed out specific areas, she had zero trouble zeroing in on them. Linda had skin so soft it felt like silk with a scent that smelled like cake. Wanted to fucking lick her up. And man, could she apply some serious pressure to bust those knots. More less I went for a L2 menu. Didn't bother trying to test for more. Got to explore her a bit while soaking in the view of her hair swinging and her head bobbing up and down. Absolutely top-notch DSL BBJ working its magic on me. No teeth scraping, garlic breath, or other noobie mistakes. Just juicy, slurpy action with the perfect amount of suction. My personal experience was first-class. I seriously appreciated that she took the time to tailor the whole time to my specific wants and needs. Wish I can just put her in my pocket and keep her LOL. But yeah Windsor and Linda treated me well. Good shit.

**FuckIt216** · 12-04-23 11:33

Originally Posted by ItsMeJeff [View Original Post]

I just saw the photos and damn she looks like a model. How accurate are the photos to when you saw her she's all dolled up in the photos so I doubt she looks exactly like that in person.

The photos are a close reference but not her she does have a Jessica Alba look to her and she is a lot of fun. Going today to try out the Asian Girl and will report back.

**Wenger** · 12-04-23 10:59

Originally Posted by OFCharlie [View Original Post]

You really should follow their X account. If you do, you would have known both Anne and Judy left already as they posted 2 new girls for this rotation. Anne is off this rotation, taking a much needed vacation. Next location is tbd, but I am guessing she will be at Tokyo spa next since she has been to both PD and Kedzie already. As for Judy, her return is next year. She told me February.

Anyway, I got an inside scoop that Yumi at Kedzie is the girl to see. Managed to see her before my trip. First, her pics on the X page are real. Glamour pics as always with those girls, but it's her. Since the pics are real, I won't comment on her looks as beauty is in the eyes of beholder. As for the inside scoop, she was a former sauna girl with professional training. I have written too many posts on why a former sauna girl is a must see, so I won't repeat myself again here. Now, here is the kicker, she was also a professional trained massage therapist, with a massage license from the city of Shenzhen. Now, if that is not enough, she claimed she also has worked in Singapore and was trained in their service there. She said they call it baby and baby. Basically, she said it's GFE service. I didn't care what it's called. All I knew was she was really good at being a girlfriend to me haha.

There are too many Yumi. There is the original cum swallower Yumi, Cali Yumi and Hawaiian Yumi. I am going to call this Yumi Guangzhou Yumi as that is where she is from. Since that is where she is from, she also speaks Cantonese. Guys who only speak Cantonese, you can talk to her in your language. She also claimed her English is decent. I only spoke to her in Mandarin, so I can't confirm this claim. Oh, one last thing, she does CIM finish for those of you who prefer to finish that way like I do.

https://twitter.com/Pearlangelschi

Her English is very good, as well as her massage skills. My visit pretty much matches Charlies.

**Dbry4281** · 12-04-23 10:50

Maybe they lied to you, there is a tableshower there.

Close to the regular stand up shower room. If your talking about Orange.

Originally Posted by GothBoi30 [View Original Post]

Oops. Actually Alma. After viewing their website it's Alma. Their website is misleading though because I didn't see any "table shower" when I was there. Just a regular "stand up" type tiled room shower. Their prices are also outrageous. I've never paid those prices for a tip (not including house fee).

Anyway, I won't be going back there. Too many other places to check out that probably have better service and more reasonable prices.

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**ItsMeJeff** · 12-04-23 03:10

Originally Posted by FuckIt216 [View Original Post]

The new Columbian Lexxy is amazing had a session with her yesterday and she likes it balls deep. She looks oddly like Jessica Alba to me but this girl likes what she does.

I just saw the photos and damn she looks like a model. How accurate are the photos to when you saw her she's all dolled up in the photos so I doubt she looks exactly like that in person.

**GMoney05** · 12-04-23 01:53

Originally Posted by Fit312 [View Original Post]

I saw this girl Mimi who gave an excellent deep throat BBBJ, but she was really rushing things and freaked out when I came in her mouth after fucking her in various positions.

Wait so Is Blue Island Spa worth It? Also they give out A card and your 8th Visit Is free.

**Dgordon630** · 12-04-23 01:50

Went to broadway today looking for the new Thai girl. I visited broadway about a week ago and saw the new girl come in to meet with mamasan. She looked young and pitite with an amazing ass. Unfortunately she was not working today. Mama mentioned another young girl and I opted to see her. She tried with a massage. Finish was above average. Everything on the table. I settled for a topless HJ. Set me back. 6 on top of the. 5 hh door fee. My girl today is in her 30's with a nice firm b cup rack.

I'll keep looking for the next rockstar in Chicago.

**ThrilHouse** · 12-04-23 00:44

Sounds similar to my experience with another gal at one of papas and places. Only I didn't expect much. The south side has gotten the same as the Northside papasan. Then again they want the people in and out. With the location you are going to have a lot of hard working people dropping their $ with no intention to review.

Originally Posted by Flipper12 [View Original Post]

I understand the 10 year thing and she should be more understanding with a long time regular. That said you're not going to get a better deal. I would bet you'll be back there for some more Kelly pussy once the hurt feelings wear off.

Reading between the lines it sounds like you're getting bbfscip and you're also getting a good massage for the rest of the 50 minutes.

So you're down 340 total now for all that with a relatively hot asian MILF. You're not going to get a better deal than that.

I pay Kelly more than that myself so she's still technically treating you good if that helps at all.

Originally Posted by Flipper12 [View Original Post]

To answer your question about what services I was looking for: Since the text I received said 140/30 minutes AND since they didn't keep my appointment, I was expecting What the Anne reviews have all raved about but for half the time. Usually at these places an hour is worth about 50 minutes and half an hour is worth about 22 minutes. So basically with Anne, I figured we'd skip the table shower since that is only included with the 200/45 min service and with the 22 minutes we have I could get her tongue "half way up my asshole" as one of the other reviewers mentioned. For about 5 minutes, a little bit of GFE for 5 minutes, 10 minutes worth of pounding in 3 positions and finally a 2 minute clean up. You're right I did get to play with her super nice natural tits and she was absolutely gorgeous. And you're also right that what I got was about what should be expected for the $140 service which to recap was basically a 2 minute BBBJ and maybe 10 minutes of pounding.

Next time I'll just go in with 2+ hours to burn up and pay the 300 and just get the full service that's offered. Wait out the hour I might have to wait for the girl to finish up with one of you other mongers.

Thank you for the detailed answer and ideas. I'm somewhat new to this world. I usually bang agency girls and an hour is the minimum and the girl offers one tier of service. I'm just not used to dealing with multiple tiers of service.

**GothBoi30** · 12-04-23 00:35

Originally Posted by CivicSi213 [View Original Post]

Perhaps you unlocked a secret character. Either way thanks for heads up. Won't be seeing "Emma" at "orange".

Oops. Actually Alma. After viewing their website it's Alma. Their website is misleading though because I didn't see any "table shower" when I was there. Just a regular "stand up" type tiled room shower. Their prices are also outrageous. I've never paid those prices for a tip (not including house fee).

Anyway, I won't be going back there. Too many other places to check out that probably have better service and more reasonable prices.

**Flipper12** · 12-03-23 22:45

Originally Posted by JJuanht [View Original Post]

That is a bad idea. That guarantees sub-par service as the girl will have a bad attitude for you forcing her to do something SHE didn't offer (also, the attitude will surface after you hand over the money).

I think the part you're missing is that we know what the girl offer since others have reviewed her here and I was just looking to communicate that her full services are what I want. However, I was under the mistaken impression you could get all those service but just for half the time for 140 which obviously was the incorrect expectation I was going in with.

Sounds like you got to do the full 300 for the full range of services and maybe you could get away with 200 for the same services but half the time. But for me I think I'll just go with the full 300 going forward and let the girl give me the full range of services she offers.