Massage Parlor Reports

[ThrilHouse]

Sounds similar to my experience with another gal at one of papas and places. Only I didn't expect much. The south side has gotten the same as the Northside papasan. Then again they want the people in and out. With the location you are going to have a lot of hard working people dropping their $ with no intention to review.

I understand the 10 year thing and she should be more understanding with a long time regular. That said you're not going to get a better deal. I would bet you'll be back there for some more Kelly pussy once the hurt feelings wear off.

Reading between the lines it sounds like you're getting bbfscip and you're also getting a good massage for the rest of the 50 minutes.

So you're down 340 total now for all that with a relatively hot asian MILF. You're not going to get a better deal than that.

I pay Kelly more than that myself so she's still technically treating you good if that helps at all.

To answer your question about what services I was looking for: Since the text I received said 140/30 minutes AND since they didn't keep my appointment, I was expecting What the Anne reviews have all raved about but for half the time. Usually at these places an hour is worth about 50 minutes and half an hour is worth about 22 minutes. So basically with Anne, I figured we'd skip the table shower since that is only included with the 200/45 min service and with the 22 minutes we have I could get her tongue "half way up my asshole" as one of the other reviewers mentioned. For about 5 minutes, a little bit of GFE for 5 minutes, 10 minutes worth of pounding in 3 positions and finally a 2 minute clean up. You're right I did get to play with her super nice natural tits and she was absolutely gorgeous. And you're also right that what I got was about what should be expected for the $140 service which to recap was basically a 2 minute BBBJ and maybe 10 minutes of pounding.

Next time I'll just go in with 2+ hours to burn up and pay the 300 and just get the full service that's offered. Wait out the hour I might have to wait for the girl to finish up with one of you other mongers.

Thank you for the detailed answer and ideas. I'm somewhat new to this world. I usually bang agency girls and an hour is the minimum and the girl offers one tier of service. I'm just not used to dealing with multiple tiers of service.

[GothBoi30]

Perhaps you unlocked a secret character. Either way thanks for heads up. Won't be seeing "Emma" at "orange".

Oops. Actually Alma. After viewing their website it's Alma. Their website is misleading though because I didn't see any "table shower" when I was there. Just a regular "stand up" type tiled room shower. Their prices are also outrageous. I've never paid those prices for a tip (not including house fee).

Anyway, I won't be going back there. Too many other places to check out that probably have better service and more reasonable prices.

[Flipper12]

That is a bad idea. That guarantees sub-par service as the girl will have a bad attitude for you forcing her to do something SHE didn't offer (also, the attitude will surface after you hand over the money).

I think the part you're missing is that we know what the girl offer since others have reviewed her here and I was just looking to communicate that her full services are what I want. However, I was under the mistaken impression you could get all those service but just for half the time for 140 which obviously was the incorrect expectation I was going in with.

Sounds like you got to do the full 300 for the full range of services and maybe you could get away with 200 for the same services but half the time. But for me I think I'll just go with the full 300 going forward and let the girl give me the full range of services she offers.

[Flipper12]

In your review of Anne, she had given you the various rates. As you had noted, there is no pretense as to why you are there for. Those rates match the rates that PD has on their website, because well some of the girls rotate between those places. Therefore, 200 should get you the mini Dongguan service.

140 is for basic service, meaning cbj and cfs. Boom boom only as girls like to call it. 140 is also the same rate that Orange has on its website, so it's not a Kedzie only rate and service. It's really for people who just want to dump and go. I am calling this out because if you have the proper expectation for what you are getting for 140 going in, then you should not be leaving there disappointed. And you got to meet the famous Anne and played with her all natural tits too.

What services were you looking for exactly? 200 should get you everything albeit for a shorter time. For example, if you want rimming, ask the girl first if she does it for 200 or not before handing over your money. You can always show her the PD website showing 200 gets you mini Dongguan service. Most likely she will recognize the website since she has worked or will be working at PD. The website has both English and Chinese, so she can't use that I don't know English as an excuse.

The place is not busy at all. I think it's was busy when you visited because well Anne was there. It hasn't even been open for a month yet, so it's still relatively unknown. And as one poster wrote, most of the north side guys won't drive down south that far.

To answer your question about what services I was looking for: Since the text I received said 140/30 minutes AND since they didn't keep my appointment, I was expecting What the Anne reviews have all raved about but for half the time. Usually at these places an hour is worth about 50 minutes and half an hour is worth about 22 minutes. So basically with Anne, I figured we'd skip the table shower since that is only included with the 200/45 min service and with the 22 minutes we have I could get her tongue "half way up my asshole" as one of the other reviewers mentioned. For about 5 minutes, a little bit of GFE for 5 minutes, 10 minutes worth of pounding in 3 positions and finally a 2 minute clean up. You're right I did get to play with her super nice natural tits and she was absolutely gorgeous. And you're also right that what I got was about what should be expected for the $140 service which to recap was basically a 2 minute BBBJ and maybe 10 minutes of pounding.

Next time I'll just go in with 2+ hours to burn up and pay the 300 and just get the full service that's offered. Wait out the hour I might have to wait for the girl to finish up with one of you other mongers.

Thank you for the detailed answer and ideas. I'm somewhat new to this world. I usually bang agency girls and an hour is the minimum and the girl offers one tier of service. I'm just not used to dealing with multiple tiers of service.

[Throwaway5192]

There is an Alma on the roster. Or, maybe you saw Linda. LOL.

https://www.top1spa.com/

But can anyone confirm if Susan is there or not? Or Sasa?

[Dbry4281]

Yes, Alma, I was thinking she said Emma, it just dawned on me that Lucy was another girl, that left already.

There is an Alma on the roster. Or, maybe you saw Linda. LOL.

https://www.top1spa.com/

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[LubeForLife]

Just giving a shoutout because Linda seriously blew my mind.

The AMP is called Windsor Spa and it's on and Pulaski rd. Over all I left the place feeling totally spent and satisfied, I just had to share the good vibes.

After I walked in, I only had to wait a good hot minute Then this babe, looking like she's in her late twenties, comes over and introduces herself as Linda. Dunno the type of Asian flavor she was but for sure oriental LOL. Standing at like 5'2 and under 110 lbs, she was definitely easy on the eyes. She had this long, well-maintained hair that would sway over her C cup assets. But yeah. Got comfy and Linda started doing wonders on my back. Her English was really good. Chatted with her a bit. Funny lady with a cute personality. Whenever I pointed out specific areas, she had zero trouble zeroing in on them. Linda had skin so soft it felt like silk with a scent that smelled like cake. Wanted to fucking lick her up. And man, could she apply some serious pressure to bust those knots. More less I went for a L2 menu. Didn't bother trying to test for more. Got to explore her a bit while soaking in the view of her hair swinging and her head bobbing up and down. Absolutely top-notch DSL BBJ working its magic on me. No teeth scraping, garlic breath, or other noobie mistakes. Just juicy, slurpy action with the perfect amount of suction. My personal experience was first-class. I seriously appreciated that she took the time to tailor the whole time to my specific wants and needs. Wish I can just put her in my pocket and keep her LOL. But yeah Windsor and Linda treated me well. Good shit.

[CivicSi213]

Her name was DEFINITELY Emma. Bad service. And YES I DID go to Orange. 100% overhyped.

Perhaps you unlocked a secret character. Either way thanks for heads up. Won't be seeing "Emma" at "orange".

[Dbry4281]

O. k, alma it is.

There's no Emma this rotation at Orange. You mean Alma?

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[JJuanht]

Since when is ASK becomes forcing??

Because, from my experience, if you show her and ask, the answer will be yes even if she doesn't want to. They'd rather have that extra money.

[Proton456]

Sorry guys, I messed up the name the girl name is emma.

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There's no Emma this rotation at Orange. You mean Alma?

[OF Charlie]

That is a bad idea. That guarantees sub-par service as the girl will have a bad attitude for you forcing her to do something SHE didn't offer (also, the attitude will surface after you hand over the money).

I told the original poster to ASK if a particular service he is interested in is offered or not. Showing her the website is to facilitate the conversation. The girl is free to say no since it's not the Kedzie website. Since when is ASK becomes forcing?? He wants to make sure he will get what he pays for before paying. What is wrong with that? So is the original poster better off by just paying 200 upfront without knowing what he is getting?

It's your money. Do whatever you want.

[ChiTownP]

There is an Alma on the roster. Or, maybe you saw Linda. LOL.

https://www.top1spa.com/

Sorry guys, I messed up the name the girl name is emma.

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[Dbry4281]

Sorry guys, I messed up the name the girl name is emma.

What a dreary rainy day, so I decided to brighten it up, and head to ORANGE. * I didn't look at the line up on I. G, just* walked in and played Russian roulette! So I**ended, up with Lucy- LU. * Lucy, was about 4'11,* 90 lbs, she's a spinner. Cute, big ass, for a spinner, and nice c cups and* I do believe *they were natural. Nice nipples, not the super long ones, like some of these chineese*girls. * SHe had larger pussy lips, that hung down a little, but no big deal. Skinny legs. A couple scars near my stomach but no big deal. She had some light brown highlights, and fake eyelashes, and cute smaller lips. * *She came out in like this Chinese*version of hello kitty robe. Very cute. She reminded me of one of them little*anime characters. Had her*hair up in bun, typical*asian style. Very cute. So first Went to the table shower, where she gave me a nice rub down. Put her tongue deep in the ass, and sucked me great. * I* dried up, and She walked me to the room,. We jumped on the massage table, and I had her lay on my face while she sucked me. Did the good ole' 69, *Pussy tasted great, big pussy lips to suck on. *I decided to get her on the bed mish. She was very daty, did some Fresh kissing, very GFE. * *She*really moaned, and was sexy with her voice. Her pussy, was tight, shaved nicely. I had her jump on top for some cow girl, and boy o- boy did she hop like a bunny rabbit. So, I decided to pull of the rubber, and* have her finish with bbjcim. She took on her face. *The picture on I. G, is not her, but the body resembles hers. *Her face is cuter. * As I have*said in my previous posts, everytime I leave, I ask to see the other girls whom are around. Its good to get a glimpse in person, because sometimes the pics, on I. G, often arent the reals ones. So the only one that was there was *Lilanna,* she's not the same girl in the pic on I. G, but somewhat similar. I was shocked she could actually speak english. Talked with her a little bit, nice ass, cute face, nice* tits, tan. I have had some bad experiences with these other Colombians, but she seemed pretty cool. So only time will tell, I'm going to stick with the Chineese for now.

*So my *Total Damages L3, GFE $$. 50 Out the Door, If you like*smaller girls, she the one to go to, these rotate like every 2 weeks. *.
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Looks 8/10*.

Overall 8/10- good experience. - you lke*smaller girls, she the one to go to, these rotate like every 2 weeks. *.

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[Sliding]

I mean she was alright. She was okay. I've seen MT that I thought was just okay nothing special that some guy's come on here and hype up. Like I was out South yesterday and was on Ashland and stopped Blue Island Spa and some smoke show answered the door. Just saying South Side right now Is having some of the baddest Asians In the Chi right now. Chicago Ave fell off since 2021. Ozone and T-Pro all has trash line ups.

It was curious because I'm more of a booty guy and hard to find Asians that fit that build. I'll be near Blue island this week or next week so might have to stop in and check out talent. Thanks.