Massage Parlor Reports

[GeezerX]

Been there a few times the past several months. Service is always good. The talent can range from cute to meh to ugh.

Pre-pandemic, it was strictly HJ with an older mamasan, so the current situation is definitely an upgrade. I'm just bummed I missed the cute little voracious spinner someone posted about earlier this year.

[Lurker Bear]

I checked out Devonwood last month, and have meant to share here for a while. As previously reported, it is a sure thing. "Luna" answered the door, took my money, led me to the room, and serviced me. She seems to speak very little English. None was really needed. Service was so-so, but I will say she was really cute, and looked young (mid-20's). I would be surprised if she was even 30. Slim, spinner-ish, with perky little Bs, and clean-shaven. Not much enthusiasm, but good eye contact, and she was kind enough to pull her knees back to her shoulders.

$40 at the door, $160 tip. (Actual numbers, not any kind of code.).

I could hear someone else moving in the building, but never saw anyone else, or heard any voices. The walls do not go all the way up, so YMMV. The shopping center is kind of busy. You will experience the Walk of Shame when you leave.

Been there a few times the past several months. Service is always good. The talent can range from cute to meh to ugh.

[GeezerX]

I checked out Devonwood last month, and have meant to share here for a while. As previously reported, it is a sure thing. "Luna" answered the door, took my money, led me to the room, and serviced me. She seems to speak very little English. None was really needed. Service was so-so, but I will say she was really cute, and looked young (mid-20's). I would be surprised if she was even 30. Slim, spinner-ish, with perky little Bs, and clean-shaven. Not much enthusiasm, but good eye contact, and she was kind enough to pull her knees back to her shoulders.

$40 at the door, $160 tip. (Actual numbers, not any kind of code.).

I could hear someone else moving in the building, but never saw anyone else, or heard any voices. The walls do not go all the way up, so YMMV. The shopping center is kind of busy. You will experience the Walk of Shame when you leave.

[PinTrelder]

I'm fond of Acu Therapy in WH. I go irregularly, so I haven't established an ATF or seen much of what might be available beyond HJ, though I was offered oral once. Mostly slim Chinese with A-B cups, if that's your thing. Often not much English. Haven't seen anyone I'd call a grandma. I don't know how much they move around or have established schedules, though the place has been there for years. I had fun with Livia, would love to see her or one other again. They ask for more for topless. Plenty of wandering but haven't tried to get under panties / leggings, they don't seem to invite that.

Tiffany was a Rob, said I'd get "everything" for 2 and partly stripped down, so I thought why not and went for it. But when I flipped and she saw I was fat (like it wasn't obvious?) her eyes got wide and she just danced around.

[PlayerN818]

Ok, well I guess the whole thread started on this ad, so not sure what's what but all good. LOL.

At least three providers run similar looking ads on CL, but there might be only two, or maybe four. Pictures are just alluring enough to at least call (I did). You won't get any extras, but maybe you will, if you can get into the building at all (via Pee Em Reviews), which apparently you sometimes can't.

The Internets are alive and well.

[RyanLandis]

That's not Joanna, that's another ad I was checking out.

- RnR.

Ok, well I guess the whole thread started on this ad, so not sure what's what but all good. LOL.

[RockNRoll72]

Not something I'd be going down on. https://losangeles.craigslist.org/sf...691136550.html.

That's not Joanna, that's another ad I was checking out.

- RnR.

[RyanLandis]

Is she chubby or a whale? This site is very confusing.

Oh wait. . . .

It's the edible.

Never mind.

Not something I'd be going down on. https://losangeles.craigslist.org/sf...691136550.html.

[PlayerN818]

Better options, I agree. But chubby? We must be talking about two different Joannas. At this point, she's my proverbial white whale. She keeps getting away from me.

- RnR.

Is she chubby or a whale? This site is very confusing.

Oh wait. . . .

It's the edible.

Never mind.

[RockNRoll72]

It's not like you'd want more than a HJ from her unless you're a chubby chaser.

Better options out there.

Better options, I agree. But chubby? We must be talking about two different Joannas. At this point, she's my proverbial white whale. She keeps getting away from me.

- RnR.

[RyanLandis]

To be fair I have gotten HE from her a few times now.

It's not like you'd want more than a HJ from her unless you're a chubby chaser.

Better options out there.

[Cthulhu88]

I asked her if she provided anything extra and said I'd be willing to leave her a really good tip. She told me that she didn't offer anything more than the massage as advertised. Wondering if the sort of sexiness of the pics is to attract clientele much like Joanna in Van Nuys does.

- RnR.

To be fair I have gotten HE from her a few times now.

[Inheri 69]

I asked her if she provided anything extra and said I'd be willing to leave her a really good tip. She told me that she didn't offer anything more than the massage as advertised. Wondering if the sort of sexiness of the pics is to attract clientele much like Joanna in Van Nuys does.

- RnR.

As others said thanks for TOFTT. Those types of posts are annoying, they clearly know they're going to attract guys like us. I was eyeing those posts as well, thanks for saving a lot of us $. If you have any spots you're eyeing let us know and we can TOFTRnR.

[Lurker Bear]

So I made visit to "The opposite of Poor" Spa in Mission Hills based off a tip that the same JoJo from Sun Beauty in Van Nuys was there. Tipped turned out to be spot on.

Thanks for the heads up. Been looking for a place a little closer with good talent. I stopped in last week and was greeted by Linda. Cute little thing with nice C cups and a firm ass. Did the whole gammet of positions which included a nice long BBJ to start things off. Will def be back!

LB.

[RockNRoll72]

Been wondering about that one too. Did you try for more?

I asked her if she provided anything extra and said I'd be willing to leave her a really good tip. She told me that she didn't offer anything more than the massage as advertised. Wondering if the sort of sexiness of the pics is to attract clientele much like Joanna in Van Nuys does.

- RnR.